[Zhongyingmei] Mouth Cannon Man

[-]. Rabbits will bite when they are in a hurry

Wade likes Giselle very much. She has long legs, thin waist, big breasts and good temper. She is different from the women he usually knows. God knows how many tigresses he has known.

"Aren't you going out today?" Wade ate with peace of mind, Giselle hesitated: "If you want... let's go out together?" "Oh! Do you want to go on a date with brother!" Wade bit big A bite of pie, "I will be the most perfect lover you have ever experienced, no matter where it is."

These words are so blunt as to put the matter on the bright side, but Giselle has developed some resistance in the past few days, and she just paused a little when she heard Wade say that, and then He said with an ordinary face: "I hired you. Although I don't know what's going on outside, Mr. Wade will always be safer if he follows me."

Deadpool loves to hear these words, he straightened his back, and made a flower with the table knife in his hand: "Don't worry, I have always been very reputable."

It's just that when she was about to go out, Giselle had some difficulties - Wade's face was really too conspicuous, and she was always more eye-catching than ordinary people when she walked with him.After thinking for a long time, she went back to the room and turned over a bottle of the quick-acting compound decoction she had researched: "This is something I developed by myself. It is different from the compound decoction. You just need to put some of your own hair in it. Because it's quick-acting, it doesn't last long...but it should be enough for us to go out."

Wade looked at the khaki potion with some curiosity: "Sweetheart, what is this?" Wade suddenly screamed in a fake way, and wrapped his arms around his shoulders, as if being raped. The grown-up girl: "You don't want to treat me...to me... If you want to, just tell me, no one will reject a girl like you."

Giselle rolled her eyes indiscriminately, didn't talk nonsense with him, and took his hand directly: "You seem to have no hair... How about a drop of blood, the effect is the same, as long as the medicine is mixed with Just get your DNA."

Wade watched Giselle's work indifferently, only to see Giselle tap Wade's fingertips with her wand, and immediately a small hole opened.Giselle squeezed a drop of blood into the bottle, shook it lightly, and when she turned around, she saw Wade holding his finger in his mouth and looking aggrieved: "I'm hurt, I need Giselle to hug me and have sex." good."

I always feel that something very subtle has been mixed in.

Giselle pouted, and handed the fast-acting compound decoction that had turned dark yellow to Wade: "Just drink it, but... hey, slow down!" Giselle hadn't said anything yet After finishing, Wade took the bottle and drank it down.The moment he finished drinking, he stuck out his tongue, his expression twisted so that he couldn't see anyone: "This stuff is like being shot out of a cow that has been soaked for 1000 years, vomit, I'm going to vomit."

Giselle stared dumbfounded at the man whose face was slowly changing in front of her, and couldn't find her tongue: "...the taste of potions has never been very good, but this one is much better." This is what she made before. After that, the taste is already pretty good, and the taste of the compound soup mostly depends on the person you want to become.

So Wade tastes like... Giselle shook her head violently——no, no, don't let him lead you astray!

"I feel like my face is deforming." Wade reached out and touched his cheek, "What does my brother's face look like now? Oh, don't tell me I'm not as good as Ding Day now, it's better to be disfigured." Giselle looked at Wade and felt that she was going to blush again: "You...would you like to look in the mirror?" Wade happily ran to the bathroom. Not long after entering, Giselle heard Wade Excitedly shouted: "I'm so fucking handsome! Ryan Reynolds is not qualified to act in brother's movie again!"

Wade felt that his affection for Giselle was not without reason, look!He looks so handsome now!He couldn't help but want to have sex with himself!

"This effect is only temporary, and you can't drink too much of this potion." Giselle stood at the door of the bathroom, frowning slightly, "I don't know much about the resistance in the body of those of you who have never drunk the potion." Drug properties, and you are a little different from them..." Although Giselle didn't know what happened to Wade, it was definitely not a good thing.

Wade rubbed his chin, very satisfied: "How does my brother look? I don't want to boast, but I look really fucking punctual, the pinnacle of a man's appearance. What is Iron Man? Compared with my current height, I am completely tall. Not enough to see..."

"Mr. Deadpool, did you hear what I said?" Giselle was upset, "You can't drink too much of this quick-acting compound soup. I understand that you want to restore yourself to your original appearance, but you definitely can't." Depend on this drug!"

Because of her anger, Giselle's voice was a little louder, and she sounded a little more confident.It's just that Wade didn't take it seriously at all. He looked at Giselle in the mirror and grinned: "I heard it."

I heard, it doesn't conflict with not continuing to drink at all, and it's obvious that Giselle understands this too.She stared at Wade angrily, pondered for a while, and then slowly said: "This soup was independently developed by a group of students in our academy."

"The performance at the beginning was very unstable, and it had to be paired with specific spells. We are just a group of students, and the best we can make is just a semi-finished product."

"Later we found Professor Snape, and he helped us improve this potion together." But Giselle still remembered that when she had to bite the bullet and went to see Snape, Professor Snape was very angry, Not only did he score 150 points in Gryffindor, but he also made Giselle do a full semester of voluntary labor and confinement.

However, Professor Snape is indeed a potion genius. With his help, several people still researched this quick-acting compound decoction.It's just... "It's just that this potion will be poisonous if you drink too much, because it uses a rare material." Giselle didn't mean to be joking at all, "Mr. Deadpool, I will help you, but definitely not Use it, I don't want anything to happen to my friend."

Wade turned his head, stared at Giselle for a while, and suddenly opened his arms and hugged her into his arms, still speaking in the same foolish way: "God must see that brother has had a hard time. , I sent you a fairy godmother. Sweetheart, did you already occupy such an important place in your heart? I am so relieved."

Giselle stuttered in an instant: "You you you you you you you let go of me!" "Hey hey hey, you won't lose a piece of meat if you hug me. Brother is like this now, and you don't suffer." Even so , Wade still let go of Gisele, "Let's go sweetheart, I can't wait to go to the streets to prove my brother's charm."

Giselle looked at Wade's back as he walked out swaggeringly, and began to think that she should just cast an ignore spell on him.

Giselle didn't wear the wizard's black robe today, but Muggle clothes. Although she was a bit old-fashioned, she still looked beautiful.Wade, on the other hand, rarely walked beside her quietly, without saying a word, just keeping his eyes on the beauties passing by, and winking at those who met his eyes.Not to mention, many big girls gave him shy smiles, which made Wade even more excited.

Giselle regretted bringing him out with her a little bit - it didn't reduce the attention at all!Why did he drink that for him when his brain got hot? "Sweetheart, what do you want to do when you go out today? Brother will satisfy you," Wade put his arms around Giselle's shoulders, and waved his right hand, "I think about it, there is a saying in China, oh, this is all brother The country laid down for you!"

"Mr. Wade..." Gisele swallowed the last few words abruptly, "I think we should go to the supermarket first." She needs to buy something, something very common but she doesn't have anything right now.

Wade turned his head to look at her, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that sweetheart, you are these days, brother, remember, next time we have in-depth communication, we must avoid it." Giselle blushed to the point of bleeding, She took two steps forward quickly, and broke away from Wade's hand on her shoulder: "I... let's go quickly!"

Abnormal!I have nothing to remember, what do girls do during their periods!Giselle's heart roared.She gritted her teeth and pulled Wade into the supermarket.Wade grabbed her backhand: "Hey, sweetheart, don't worry, we can push a cart, so that you can sit in it and enjoy the service of a handsome guy pushing the cart for you."

Giselle looked at the trolley in the supermarket and refused decisively: "No, thank you."

Wade shrugged his shoulders regretfully, but dutifully played the image of a very considerate boyfriend, but there were too many words: "Oh dear, look, that dress must be very suitable for you, why is it too revealing? No, no, no, you should show off your good figure, brother, I like watching it the most... Oh dear, you are blushing again, and brother likes the way you are angry and helpless against me."

Giselle was about to kneel to him: "Wade!" "I'm here," Wade blinked, as if he was just discussing the weather with Giselle, "Honey, do you use tampons or sanitary napkins? It’s more convenient and prevents side leakage.”

Giselle took a deep breath, looked left and right to see if there was no one, grabbed the clothes on Wade's chest with both hands, and pulled him to hide in the corner.Giselle stared at Wade from bottom to top. The two seemed to be close, but in fact Giselle was threatening Wade: "You... If you do this again in the future, I will drug you!"