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Xu Qingzhou's birthday is at the end of November, which is a season from autumn to winter, with three points of coolness and seven points of coldness, just like how he feels.

He doesn't celebrate his birthday very much on weekdays. He finds it troublesome and boring. It is useless except to announce that you are getting closer and closer to death.

But the people around him always like to celebrate his birthday.

When she was at home, Ms. Fan always regarded Xu Qingzhou's birthday as a top priority, and she had to get up early in the morning to work. He couldn't persuade her, and she could only let her mother do it.

Originally thought it would be better if they read the book, so they never told Fang Qi their own birthday, but who knew that when Lu Qian went to help sort out the files, he happened to see his own.

In the end, I can't say that the three of them can only celebrate one birthday at school. To be honest, it doesn't feel bad, and it's still quite memorable.

In the past two days, Fang Qi and the others have always been sneaky. Xu Qingzhou knew without guessing that he must have bought a gift for himself, and he didn't expose them, otherwise the surprise would be meaningless.

There are some differences between this year and last year, the most obvious difference is that he has a boyfriend.

He actually thought about whether to tell Gu Yao that his birthday was coming, but after thinking about it, he felt a bit hypocritical, since he is not a girl, could he still hope that his boyfriend would give him a kiss on his birthday? Hug high?

That scene was so disgusting that it gave him goosebumps.

In the end, after much deliberation, he decided not to talk about it, since it wasn't an important matter anyway, so why bother Gu Yao.

When it comes to Gu Yao, Xu Qingzhou feels a little baffled. He doesn't know how to say it, but he thinks he is weird.

Normally, Gu Dashen would always jump in front of him, and there were a lot of text messages and phone calls, and he never stopped saying hello in the morning, middle and evening, but recently he became inexplicably busy. , hurriedly ended the topic.

This behavior actually made Xu Qingzhou a little suspicious, not that there was a crack in the relationship between the two, but that Gu Yao's mysterious appearance must be behind his back to do something bad.

In addition, both of them are men, this "bad thing" made Xu Qingzhou associate, they have been together for more than half a month, except for some daily contact, it will be gone if they go deeper.

Men's feelings are always inseparable from sex, and the two of them are not Liu Xiahui. When they look at the person they like, they will naturally have some thoughts in their hearts, but there are two reasons for the lack of progress.

First, it is the first time for them. For men and women whose sexual knowledge is limited to books and movies, they have never even met girls, let alone boyfriends.

Second, the posture problem.

Although the two of them said they didn't understand, they couldn't bear to be smart. You can find relevant knowledge resources on Baidu, and you can't pretend that you don't understand anything. If you pretend to be too pure, you will become a fake.

Xu Qingzhou felt that it was a big man who was pressed on the bed by a person with the same body structure as him.

Even if those people on the Internet say that they do 0 for love, they don't care about body position, they just love you, etc., Xu Qingzhou can't accept the fact that he was raped.

But Gu Yao felt that he was five centimeters taller than Xu Qingzhou, [-] catties heavier than Xu Qingzhou, better in health than Xu Qingzhou, stronger than Xu Qingzhou, maybe a little bigger than Xu Qingzhou in a certain place.

This unique advantage made him really unable to think of the possibility of his own suffering. In order to find a solution, he consulted professionals. He was also worried that Cheng was once unreliable, so he asked Yang Fei specifically. The latter smiled and said: " Fuck it, and be honest."

As a result of various reasons, the two of them were limited to cuddling and holding hands. This love affair was a failure.

Therefore, Gu Dashen's sudden estrangement made Xu Qingzhou start to think secretly, could it be that Gu Yao is carrying his back in class?

Thinking of this, Xu Qingzhou's ambition was immediately aroused. He threw the professional books in his hands aside, hurriedly turned on the computer, and pretended to glance around casually. .

Even so, he was still a little uneasy, pushed the chair forward, and naturally leaned forward, using most of his body to block the computer, while paying attention to Fang Qi and the others, he opened the browser and entered: Boys and boys, how can we be comfortable?

The first thing that popped up was a bunch of very revealing anime pictures. Xu Qingzhou glanced at it, then hurriedly swipe down, and randomly clicked into a post among the bunch of questions.

This post has been around for some years, it was five years ago, but it was still pushed to the homepage, so it can be seen that the popularity has not diminished, and it can still be posted even now.

Xu Qingzhou thought for a while, and realized that he should have only been in the first year of high school five years ago, so he squinted his eyes and leaned forward to take a closer look.

The host's ID is "Celsius", the name has a strong character, and the skr is more ruthless, and the questions asked are simple, straightforward, and easy to understand.

#我觉得My brother and classmate, we are both boys, how to get him#

【Landlord】Celsius: Please help!

The first few floors are full of people eating melons on the sofa. Xu Qingzhou quickly skipped and browsed one by one, and saw that the host had roughly told the story. , Carried a gun, shed blood, shared difficulties, shared blessings, good brothers can't be better.

The landlord’s first nocturnal emission in the second year of junior high school was thinking about his brother. At that time, he didn’t care about it. When he was in high school, he played a lot and saw a lot. He realized that there are gay groups in society, and he felt a little strange.

When he was masturbating later, he couldn't help calling out his brother's name, and immediately understood that he must be bent.

The landlord is a bit stubborn, the kind who can’t bring back a hundred cows, what he decides is what he decides, but his subconscious mind knows that this is wrong, and he struggles all night, intending to kill this thought in the cradle.

Who knew that the next day, he went to class with two dark circles under his eyes in a slump, lying on the table to die, his brother turned around and smiled at him, suddenly, those hesitation, retreat, entanglement, all Gone.

The most intuitive feeling is that the chicken is hard.

Blushing, full of thoughts, cute, miss the day.

This floor was painted very high, Xu Qingzhou opened it and took a look, and it was the same sentence that was repeated, and there were as many people who felt bored as before.

He continued to read, and found that the host knew that he was bent, and had other ideas about his brother, so he simply opened a post on the Internet, hoping that the netizens with great powers could help him make up his mind.

When the poster finished telling the story, all the sand sculpture netizens couldn't sit still, and offered their suggestions one after another.

Clear water and turbid flow: drink, drug, go to bed!

Idlers Two and Three: Landlord, you might as well try to take the gentle route, slowly make your brother fall in love with you, and it won't be too late to confess.

Gebosi: Spend money on him, buy whatever he wants, if you don't believe him he doesn't love you!

Have you coded today in October: Awow, live broadcast, exciting, don’t be hypocritical, maybe your brother likes you too.

……

The first few items are quite serious, but the imprisoned/imprisoned play, domesticated play, small black room, self-mutilation and sympathy, sick and delicate route, etc. that appeared later, Xu Qingzhou was taken aback for a while, and he really suspected that he had entered the game. to some illegal website.

The post was too long, he didn't bother to read it, so he just skipped to the end, not knowing what happened before, and saw that the last post by the host was three years ago, with only one sentence.

【Original】Celsius: We are together, very happy, thank you!

The following are all "Zhu 99". Xu Qingzhou was baffled when he saw it. He didn't extract any useful information. He casually scrolled down a few floors and finally saw useful information.

A cup of milk tea: Hey, it's over, what kind of touching crispy duck literature is this.

Among the bunch of blessings, this sentence is very different, revealing the aura of dominance. Xu Qingzhou took a closer look, and he replied the day before yesterday. After his professional cultural level, he captured a very useful information from it.

This "crispy duck literature" should be a kind of emotional literature, which can be used to deal with the relationship between him and Gu Yao.

He quit this post, re-entered the five words "crispy duck literature", and entered a website according to the link given by others. This website is very green, and it doesn't look like some unscrupulous yellow/website.

Therefore, Xu Qingzhou breathed a sigh of relief, and started to click on a channel with the mouse. A bunch of inexplicable names were divided into small frames, such as "The Devil's Husband Don't Love Me", "The Little Boss" Cute", "I announced with the male priest"...

Seeing it, he got goosebumps all over his body, picked it up, and finally opened a seemingly normal one called "I am a teenager". I don't know what it is written in, but compared with the others, the name is much fresher and more refined. .

So, Xu Caizi put aside his professional books and read Tanmei novels all morning.

When Fang Qi walked over, Xu Qingzhou was watching the episode. He usually reads a lot of books and has a good memory, so he can walk around at a glance.

After a quick glance, Fang Qi didn't see what was on it. He only knew that Xu Qingzhou was reading a novel, and asked funnyly, "Why didn't you endorse the book? You read the novel. Who wrote it? Is it good?"

After reading the last few lines, Xu Qingzhou heard Fang Qi's question and didn't know how to answer that question first. His head was full of the plots in the book, so he sighed and said, "I'm tired of memorizing, just read it casually." .”

"What are you talking about?" Fang Qi continued to ask.

Xu Caizi lowered his head and thought for a while, and then used the reader's comments to reply to Fang Qi, "A love that moves heaven and earth, a fairy love."

Fang Qi usually reads Cultivation Upgrading Stream, and he is not interested in this kind of erotic novels, and he doesn't ask any more questions. After just one glance, he loses interest.

Xu Qingzhou breathed a sigh of relief. He was worried just now that if Fang Qi continued to read it and found out that he was watching it, he really didn't know how to explain it.

After Fang Qi walked away, he hurriedly turned off the webpage, thought for a few seconds, and then turned off the computer. After reading for a long time, he didn't see anything useful, and instead sighed for the love of others.

Just about to pick up the book that was thrown aside, the screen of the phone suddenly lit up. Xu Qingzhou swiped open the lock screen and saw a message from Gu Yao.

[I'm waiting for you at the side door! 】

Xu Caizi was overjoyed, and didn't bother to continue reading, so he got up and began to change clothes.

Hearing the movement, Lu Qian turned around and asked, "You want to go out?"

"Well, buy some reference books."

"Didn't you buy everything before?"

"I just found out that one is missing."

Lu Qian calmly suggested, "Then I'll go out with you."

"No, no, no," Xu Qingzhou waved his hands again and again, "It's not too far away, I just got tired from reading, I'll go shopping by myself, and don't you have electives in the afternoon."

Hearing this, Fang Qi couldn't hold back his complaints, and his tone was full of regret, "Why didn't I follow you to choose the development and evolution of emerging mathematics, so that the teacher asked for a month's leave, and I didn't have to go to class."

Xu Qingzhou hasn't replied yet, so Yu Fang said first, "Come on, you're such a dog in mathematics, can you tell the difference between definite integral and median value theorem?"

Fang Qi was not happy about being pierced. He threw the book in his hand as a grenade, "Then your game is so bad, if you have the ability, don't play games."

Yu Fang pursed his lips, and said, "I'm rich, so I can play as I like."

"Oh, man!"

After changing his clothes, Xu Qingzhou didn't bother to join their struggle. He put the key wallet in his pocket, took his mobile phone and planned to go out, "You guys are arguing slowly, I'll go first."

Without waiting for the three of them to respond, they hurriedly opened the door and went out.

Lu Qian looked at the closed door and recalled the uncontrollable joy in Xu Qingzhou's eyebrows and eyes. For some reason, he felt uncomfortable and a little blocked, but he couldn't tell why, so he could only continue to read with a cold face.

Yu Fang, on the other hand, squinted his eyes, and said casually, "Tsk, it's strange, the wit is in a good mood recently."

Fang Qi rubbed his chin, with a face of agreement: "Yeah, maybe it's because I reconciled with Gu Yao, so I'm in a good mood. Look, I'll just say, brothers don't have any overnight feud, and if we let it go, nothing will happen."

The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was interested. Lu Qian's eyes darkened, his head was lowered, thoughtful.

Xu Qingzhou didn't know the undercurrent in the dormitory was turbulent, and worried that Gu Yao had waited too long, so he walked quickly, and arrived at the side door in a short while.

After looking around for a while, I saw Gu Dashen, who was carrying a bag, wearing a gray sweater, and wearing this hat, bent over to watch the old man play chess.

Then he bent his eyebrows, walked over and took off the peaked cap on his head, and turned around coolly.

Gu Yao was waiting for Xu Qingzhou, but he was a little bored later, when he saw the uncle and the others playing chess, he simply walked over to watch, and was fascinated by it unconsciously, and then felt a lightness on the top of his head, and his mind flew up.

Following the rotation of the hat, he turned around subconsciously, and was about to reach out to grab it, when he saw Xu Qingzhou smiling.

"My God, what's wrong with your eyes?" The latter was ready to tease Gu Yao with a smile, but when he turned around, he saw Gu Yao with two panda eyes, looking like he was dying, and he was shocked. Jump.

Gu Yao sighed, took advantage of Xu Qingzhou's distraction, grabbed the hat and put it on his head, cleared his throat, and said in a muffled voice: "I haven't had a good rest recently."

In the past, Gu Dashen always looked like a lowly person who wanted to hate the sky and the air, but it was rare to see such a sluggish look. Seeing this, Xu Qingzhou knew that the "I didn't have a good rest" in his mouth probably wasn't just talking casually.

It is estimated that I have endured it for several days, otherwise the dark circles under my eyes would not be so heavy.

Immediately, his heart ached, and he said displeasedly: "I didn't have a good rest, so I caught up in the dormitory, why did you come to me, and I can't cure insomnia."

Gu Yao heard Xu Qingzhou's concern between the lines, and smiled, "It's okay, I don't have class tomorrow, so I'll just sleep for a day then."

Xu Qingzhou was still unhappy, frowning, "Why are you looking for me?"

Gu Dashen looked around, pressed down the brim of his hat, pulled Xu Qingzhou's wrist, turned around and walked forward, and when the crowd was less, he turned around, smiled at Xu Qingzhou, showing a mouthful of big white teeth , softly said: "Looking for a date with you."

Xu Caizi looked at the teeth that could be photographed in toothpaste advertisements, hooked his lips, but didn't break away, letting Gu Yao drag him away.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Handsome author: [excited face] Come and show you my new chapter.

Stupid and cute friend: [Shocked] Damn, you actually advertised yourself.

Handsome author: [Akimbo] It really drove me crazy.

Stupid and cute friend: [rolls eyes] Please show some face.

ps: Very good, I didn’t pass the first subject, I don’t think it’s my IQ problem, it doesn’t matter, come again next time!

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