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Time is slowly speeding up, stepping into the end of November, this year's Chinese New Year is relatively early, and all major colleges and universities have moved ahead of their holidays, so they have ushered in a tense final month, from elementary school to high school, from high school When they arrived at the university, every student began to light their lamps and fight until dawn.

They plan to cram for a while, although it is not very useful, but one point is one point, if the extra point crosses the passing line, it will avoid the pain of making up the exam.

It’s okay here in Xianan. The learning atmosphere is not too tense. It may be because the students are more conscious, have enough knowledge reserves, and study hard in class. Even at the end of the term, the learning rhythm is similar to usual.

But Shangbei is different. The students in their school have poor self-control, they dance, are lazy and love to play. Every day, they talk about practicing the true knowledge as an excuse to be lazy, and they don’t care about theoretical knowledge at all.

Therefore, the rate of passing courses in Shangshangbei has always been at the top of the list of colleges and universities in Qianzhou.

Of course, when the end of the period came, they were anxious.

The top students are struggling as always, even harder. Even the scumbags who don’t leave the dormitory door on weekdays have begun to learn how to run to the library. Yes, and this environment can easily arouse their desire to struggle.

With air conditioning and a good atmosphere, the library has become the most popular place for students in Shangbei all of a sudden. Full seats are the norm every day. If you don’t reserve a seat in advance, you can only stand. This stop may last for a day.

Therefore, in order to have a seat, there are endless ways to occupy a place in the sight of everyone. There are those who write notes, those who put books, those who put up clothes, put slippers, sell seats, and some directly put curse letters. , On a certain day of a certain year, this position is cursed, misfortune will happen when you sit down, misfortune includes...

In order to put an end to this unhealthy atmosphere, the Office of Academic Affairs issued a new chapter overnight, which mainly states that it is useless to put things away. When the library is closed, it needs to be checked carefully. If you go out, the school will not pay for it.

Once this rule came out, students could no longer borrow other things to occupy their seats. They could only wake up early in the morning, braving the cold wind, wrap themselves into a ball one by one, and stand in line at the door of the library.

But even so, there are still many people who can't grab the position.

There is no way, they can't do their best, they can only obey the destiny, start to use their brains, and plan to go astray.

Various folk masters sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and began to put photos of their gods and koi together, and wrote a few lines of letters.

Zuolian: If you want to go home during the Chinese New Year.

Youlian: It is indispensable to pay homage to God.

Horizontal batch: No grades in one subject.

The modified pictures are embellished with Buddha light, and pictures are produced one by one.

These pictures are active in the circle of friends in the space of all the students in Shangbei. From freshman to senior year, no matter whether they are from the law department or not, they are all followed suit.

This is a good saying, he is handsome, he looks good in a military coat, Gu Shen is a model, even if he is P into the colorful background, he still can't stop his handsomeness, all the fans reposted frantically while saving the pictures frantically For face licking.

I don't know who spread it later, saying that if you make a wish to Gu Yao himself, you must pass every exam, and there are a lot of discussions for a while.

At first, everyone thought it was just a gossip, but no one took it seriously. Later, the incident became more and more serious. Especially last week, someone directly posted a post, stating that he took the professional exam four times and failed the fourth time.

When I saw the post on the Internet later, with the mentality of giving it a try, when I passed by Gu Shen and their dormitory, I sincerely held my breath and closed my eyes, folded my hands together, and bowed. I checked my grades yesterday and passed.

You say that God is not God, God is not God.

In the post, the host expressed his admiration for Gu Shen's ability with great emotion, which caused a lot of melon eaters to believe him. In the end, he simply treated the dead horse as a living horse doctor and planned to try it.

Thanks to these posts, the next morning at the gate of 606, there are always some red cloth belts with wishes written on them inexplicably, hanging on the doorknobs, fluttering in the wind, forming a beautiful landscape, inexplicable Has a sense of beauty.

When Cheng once opened the door early in the morning, he was confused by the pile of cloth tapes. He pulled them off the doorknob, stood in the corridor, and yelled loudly, "Don't pray, Gu Yao is really not a koi, if he is a koi, I will live broadcast and eat shit!"

Then he took the red cloth and walked back to the dormitory, closed the door behind him, slapped the things on Gu Yao's desk, and said angrily, "Master, your congregation has come to worship you again."

Gu Yao put down the book in his hand, raised his eyes to take a look, took out one at random, and read the wish on it softly: "I hope Gu God will bless me, so that I can find a girlfriend like Yui Aragaki, thank you very much! "

After reading it, I was amused by this wish, and said speechlessly: "Wait, isn't my character a god of learning? Shouldn't I be required to pass the exam? Why do people still seek marriage?"

Cheng once stretched his neck to take a look, and was also happy, "It's okay, when you start a side business, it's not a big problem, maybe someone will come to ask for a son and money in a few days."

Han Chengjia listened for a while, then stretched out his head from the side, gossiping: "Brother Yao, who spread the rumor about your koi physique, I opened the door yesterday and saw a major in new media big data downstairs, and all the dormitories have come. Surrounded by the door, muttering and chanting words, almost didn't scare me to death."

Gu Yao thought for a while, but didn't answer.

"You and I don't know, Brother Yao, it's not like someone tricked you."

Cheng waved his hands again and again, "Trick him? You think too much, it's fine if he doesn't cheat others, who can cheat him."

Gu Yao didn't deny it, and he didn't take it seriously. After all, every time he took the big exam, he lived in the circle of friends in the space. Over time, he got used to it. Then he glanced at WeChat, raised his head and asked the two of them: "Fang Qi asked me to call Game, are you here?"

"Come on, come on, what are you playing?" Cheng Yi was almost stunned by reciting a book recently, and finally he could relax, so naturally he would not let this opportunity go.

Han Chengjia just held up the materials in his hand, shook his head at them, wondering: "I won't pass, I will take the "Civil Procedure Law" exam next week, and I haven't memorized a bunch of questions, so I don't want to join in the fun, you guys do it." .”

Seeing this, Gu Yao didn't persuade him, but greeted Cheng once to go online, and then, he turned on the computer and logged into his chicken account.

When the two of them went online, Fang Qi and Yu Fang had already opened the room, and sent an invitation as soon as they came up.

Fang Qi is the owner of the house, and when the four of them are ready, they click to start matching.

When entering the loading page, Gu Yao took the earphones on the side and adjusted the angle, and the voices of Fang Qi and Yu Fang came out immediately.

"Yu Fang, are you an idiot? The one just now is obviously good for eating chicken. What kind of marksmanship do you have, are you a stroke master?"

"Fuck, I've said it all, I'm adding bullets, that guy must be a jerk, he won't die after so many shots."

The two quarreled for a while, and Cheng once added in, "What's the matter, did you meet someone cheating on you?"

Perhaps because he was unwilling to lose, Fang Qi's voice was a bit muffled: "That's right, the last one, Yu Fang and I didn't kill him in a two-on-one fight! Fuck!"

Gu Yao was afraid that he would piss him off, so he comforted him, "It's not a big problem, just win it back."

This is very domineering and full, and Fang Qi screamed there: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Feeling comfortable after being praised, Gu Yao hooked his lips, showing an evil smile, and said, "Hey, Dad will take you flying."

"Gu Shen, where shall we dance?"

Gu Yao called up the map, looked at the towns on the route, thought for a while, and said in a deep voice: "Don't go to the main city, just go to any town, go down and pick up the gun quickly, and we'll move if we pick up the gun."

The other three had no opinion and responded one by one.

When it was time to parachute, Cheng deliberately delayed for a second, raised his eyes with the mouse, looked around, saw the figure in front of him, and immediately called out, "Dayao, there is a pair on the left, and there is an order behind. There's a couple on the front right."

"Oh, I see."

The three of them dispersed as soon as they landed, and plunged into the house to search around.

"Damn it, I picked up a third-level head as soon as I came here. This luck is so damn good!"

Fang Qi pursed his lips, and said unhappily, "Expelling heaven and earth."

Yu Fang was overjoyed, and said meanly: "Xiao Qi'er, do you want to, want to call Brother Fang, brother will see you off."

Gu Yao's mouth was itchy, and seeing Yu Fang was so blind, he couldn't help interjecting, "No need to send it, anyway, you won't be able to take it for long."

"Gu Shen, can't you expect me to order?" Yu Fang was a little dumbfounded.

Gu Yao was still about to say something, but suddenly heard footprints coming from the earphone, frowned, stopped smiling, and said coldly: "There are people, two, surrounded me."

As soon as Fang Qi quit, he copied the AK, moved the mouse and ran over, shouting, "Where is it, where is the courier?"

"Fang Qi, you are on the left and I am on the right." Cheng was also very excited for a while, "Let them know what tacit understanding is."

"Small problems, send them to heaven directly."

Several people teamed up to play games several times, and the most basic tacit understanding was cultivated. Gu Yao was in charge of squatting in the room, Fang Qi and Cheng were in charge of entering from the outside of the house for a while, and the three of them directly put the two in the corner, a few shots. Sudden death.

After dividing up the spoils, as soon as they went out, they ran into the two teammates who had just come to support them. They stared at each other, and they were stunned, and they hadn't reacted yet.

It was too late to say it, but Gu Yao was holding a shotgun at the time, and immediately switched to charge, and shot at the two who were still in a daze, and when they realized it, they had already turned into boxes.

The power of the shotgun is not low in close combat. Most of the time, one shot is a child, but the speed of firing one bullet is too slow. To be on the safe side, Gu Yao chose to replace it with a Thomson, which is less powerful, but Can't stand Gu Yao's quick hands.

Fang Qi saw this operation at the side, raised his eyebrows, whistled, and said cheerfully, "Wow, God Gu, you are awesome!"

A certain person was not humble, and took the compliment, "It must, your father will always be your father."

"Come on," Cheng once interjected, "I just saw someone driving away, so there should be another team left here. Let's kill them or go straight away?"

Gu Yao didn't answer, but instead asked Yu Fang: "Yu Fang, have you finished searching? You can find a car after searching. Let's go. There are too few things here, the poor ones."

The latter ran over while manipulating the character on the computer, and said angrily, "Why do I search for things and you guys kill people every time? I always feel like I didn't participate in your game."

"Your food." Fang Qi and Cheng once said in unison.

"..."

With a kind attitude, Gu Yao couldn't bear to see Yu Fang being so pitiful. After thinking about it, he opened his mouth to comfort him: "It's much better than man-machine."

"..."

Injured and bruised, Yu Fang could only swallow his stomach full of grievances, looked for a car around miserably, circled around, found it, and then drove to pick up the three uncles. It's the same as a small cabbage that works hard.

After the three of them got into the car, Yu Fang drove the car slowly forward and asked, "Where are we going?"

Gu Yao opened the map and glanced at it, marked a random location, and indicated to Yu Fang where to go.

Everyone also had no objection, so they took the place Gu Yao had decided on as their next destination.

The army green armored vehicle was driving on the green grass, shortening the distance by more than half in a short while.

Gu Dashen turned up his voice, and listened carefully to Fang Qi's movement in the earphone, and felt surprised the next second, there was nothing but Yu Fang's voice, and he didn't hear any movement of his boyfriend at all.

He put aside the doubts in his heart, coughed, and asked casually: "Ahem, cough, is it just you two in your dormitory?"

Fang Qi didn't doubt that he was there, and nodded directly, "That's right, it's just me and Yu Fang, Zhou'er and the others have gone out, not long ago."

"Do you have no class in the afternoon, can you come back in time after going out now?"

"No," Yu Fang took over, "The weather is too cold, a lot of people have caught cold recently, no, the teacher asked for leave."

"It's because the teacher asked for leave that we can play games, Zhou'er and Lu Qian can go out, or else we have to be in the classroom right now."

Hearing this, Gu Yao frowned involuntarily, and his tone became a little jealous: "Where are Xu Caizi and the others going? Why didn't they play games with you?"

Fang Qi didn't hear the abnormality in these words, and still smiled and said: "The exam is coming soon, Zhou'er went to buy reference books, and Lu Qian went with him as he had nothing to do."

When Lu Qian was mentioned, Gu Dashen's expression became even worse. When he thought of the person who thought too much about his boyfriend, he felt uncomfortable. He wished that Lu Qian would disappear from Xu Qingzhou's world.

Yu Fang on the side listened for a while, and smelled something wrong, and said with a half-smile, "Gu Yao, why do I feel that you have been asking us Xu Caizi all the time, tell me, what is your intention?"

Gu Yao tilted his head and cleared his throat to cover up his embarrassment, and retorted: "No, I'm just curious, is it here?"

Seeing Gu Yao change the subject, Yu Fang felt as if he understood what was going on in an instant, but he was not sure, so he could only stare at the computer and smile thoughtfully.

After a few people got out of the car, the poison circle also shrank back, impartially, and stopped at the position of a calf in front of them. There was a stone in front of them, and the poison circle was behind them, which was the best defensive position.

I was not in a hurry to go to the town below, squatting halfway behind the stone, breaking up the things in everyone's bags, and dividing them into the same four equal parts according to personal habits.

After tidying up, they still didn't move, maintaining this posture, holding guns, staring straight outside the drug circle.

This is the first wave of poison, and there are still more than 60 survivors, so they plan to play a wave of wait and see.

After waiting for quite a while, there was no one in sight. Cheng Yi was just about to say "or let's go", when he heard Gu Yao's confident smile coming from the earphone.

"coming."

The next second, they heard a car rushing into the circle. They estimated that they drove over from the edge of the map far away. They ran more than half of the map in the poisonous circle. There was not much blood left. After coming to a complete stop, I looked around, but found no one, so they all jumped down and lay down in the grass with bandages.

Seeing this, the four people suddenly jumped out from behind the stone, and sprayed a burst of fire at the team, mastering the strength, not killing them, but crippling them all.

Fang Qi likes to do this kind of bullying. He changed the voice channel and asked arrogantly: "Come on, come on, hand in your gun and don't kill me."

Those few people still had the backbone and ignored Fang Qi, only one of the female characters heard Fang Qi's voice was young, guessing that she was not very old, she whispered softly and replied: "Little brother, don't kill me, okay? It's live, it's the first time I'm playing this game, and if I get killed, the fans will say I'm good, blah blah."

The voice was sweet and soft, and it immediately aroused Fang Qi's rare desire to protect. He lowered his voice, for fear of scaring the girl, "Okay, okay, don't kill me, then you can live broadcast well."

Gu Yao snorted coldly, "She is disabled. If you don't repair the gun, she will die too. If you can't help her up, she will die sooner or later. Is it a waste of time to stay one more second?"

Fang Qi suddenly reacted: "..."

As a gay, Cheng once didn't like this kind of cute girl character, so he said coldly: "Hurry up, don't be silly, let's go if we are killed, and the poison will shrink in a while."

The girl hadn't spoken since Gu Yao opened her mouth, and now listening to them discussing herself in such a turnip-cutting tone, she felt a little aggrieved. She felt that she had been hugged by a bunch of nerds since the live broadcast, and she had never suffered such suffering before. He refused to admit defeat and planned to save his face.

She slid her gaze to Gu Yao's character, and found that this person was the most vicious one just hit, and judging from the attitudes of the others, she probably was the boss inside.

So he had an idea, and asked gently: "Little brother, can we add friends? It's my first time playing, and I'm not good at playing games. Can you take me with you? I'll be obedient, obedient, and cute. I... ..."

"Oh!"

"Fuck, Gu Shen, what did you do! She's just a cute girl!"

Gu Yao raised his eyebrows, and said in a serious tone: "This is the battlefield. In the game, there is no love, e-sports, and no gender."

"..."

After skipping this little episode, the few people went smoothly all the way and entered the finals. In the end, they were the first ones who were expected to die in battle. It was about to get cold, and it all depended on Gu Shen's sharp and coquettish moves to turn the tide and win.

Fang Qi saw the words "Good luck, chicken tonight" popping up on the screen, and couldn't help shouting, "Papa Gu, I love you!"

"Gu Shen is amazing!"

"Dayao! You are still awesome!" Cheng couldn't help but praise for a while.

The hit just now was indeed very thrilling. Gu Yao used his fastest hand speed to switch, reload, and predict the position.

Hearing Fang Qi's voice, he still couldn't control his pride, and curled his lips, "Low-key, low-key."

The four retreated to the hall. Gu Yao glanced at the time on the lower right corner of the computer. Seeing that it was still early, he asked, "Would you like another one?"

"No, no, no," Fang Qi said, "We're going out soon."

Gu Yao planned to exit the game interface when Fang Qi said "no", but he still asked casually, "What are you going out now?"

"It's Zhou'er's birthday in a few days, and Yu Fang and I are going to see what to buy for him."

"Xu Qingzhou's birthday?" Gu Yao frowned.

I do not know how.

Fang Qi seemed to have heard his voice over there, and immediately explained: "It's not his birthday, so I can't remember it, if Lu Qian didn't find out when he went to manage the files, we wouldn't know. "

"Ah."

Gu Shen didn't say much, a little displeased, and replied in a muffled voice.

"Well, let's go down first."

"Ah."

After Fang Qi and his two accounts were hacked, Gu Yao exited the game interface, clicked back to the initial interface of the computer, and stared at the green prairie on the screen thoughtfully.

Cheng Yi once listened to the entire conversation, so he naturally understood what Gu Yao was thinking, turned around, and asked cautiously for fear of making him sad, "Dayao, Xu Caizi didn't tell you?"

The latter didn't speak, but just lowered his head, as if he was very sad, and he was pitiful.

Sighing, Cheng once could only comfort in a soft voice: "Fang Qi also said just now that Xu Caizi doesn't celebrate his birthday very much. Maybe he didn't deliberately not tell you, but he forgot."

Gu Yao didn't seem to have heard what Cheng Yi said, and suddenly raised his head, "Du, tell me, what should I give him?"

Seeing that Gu Dashen was like this, and he didn't look sad, Cheng once heaved a sigh of relief, "Think about it yourself."

Unable to get help, Gu Dashen was not discouraged, opened the browser, and prepared to rely on the supernatural power of Baidu.

He typed on it, #给男友什么生日礼物好#.

Among a bunch of options, Gu Dashen chose thousands of options, and finally settled on one.

Want to make him feel your sincerity?

Want him to feel your warmth?

Want him to fall in love with you irresistibly?

……

This bunch of parallel sentences immediately won Gu Yao's satisfaction.

He narrowed his eyes and decided, that's it!

The author has something to say:

small theater:

When playing games with others:

Gu Yao: In the game, there is no love, e-sports, and no gender.

[Bang bang bang!beat people to death]

When playing games with Xu Qingzhou:

Gu Yao: Zhouzhou, I give you the gun, the bullets, the auspicious suit, and the third-level bag...

Xu Qingzhou: [with a confused face] Gu Yao, you gave it to me, what do you want?

Gu Yao: [Smiling] I want you.

Xu Qingzhou: ...

ps: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,what should I do,so nervous!May God bless me!

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