Naruto Monster Story

"Ninja, Mist Hidden Technique!"

The young Shiro tightly squeezed the shuriken in his hand, and in the dense fog where the visibility was less than two meters, he was so nervous that he even stopped breathing.The suffocating murderous aura forced him to carefully swallow his saliva to moisten his dry throat.

An indistinct voice came out from the dense fog, "The hand holding the needle is too stiff, the arm is too close to the chest, the legs are not bent, and the upper body cannot be rotated. The most important thing... there is fear in your eyes!"

As soon as the words were finished, a cold light with Yin Qi flew towards Bai at high speed.The swift shuriken didn't seem to want to take Shiro's life, but it also cut a big wound on Shiro's side neck.

Shiro quickly jumped away, but was a little slow and fired two shurikens in the direction of the hidden weapon.And because the movement affected the wound on his neck, he let out a low cry, with a pained expression on his face, and his body relaxed accordingly...

"I said, I don't need useless ninjas..." Zabuzhan's angry voice came again, this time with a more intense murderous look, the shuriken flew straight towards Bai's lifeline and throat.

Feeling a fatal threat, Bai's eyes revealed a sad look, and his lips couldn't help but tighten...

"Didara, have you seen it?" Dika, who was sitting on the tree, nodded Didara's shoulder, and pouted in the direction of their feet.

"What?" Didara, who was watching the battle, asked inexplicably.

"Fall in love and kill each other!" Yi Yipeng's tight conclusion.

"...Then what are we?" asked a slightly hesitant question.

Dika tilted his head and looked at the people sitting beside him. Didara, who was a little embarrassed by Dika's look, stepped back slightly with a blushing face. "What? Huh?"

Dika took a deep look at him, slowly stretched out his hand, pinched his face, tugged vigorously, and sighed, "We are also evil!"

And suddenly the murderous look behind them interrupted Didara's unspoken rebuttal.

"I'll let your evil continue in hell!" Zai Bu Zhan suddenly appeared, with the killing spirit possessed by ghosts, he held up his beheading sword and slashed at them in the middle.In an instant, the two of them were cut in half alive.

"Uncle, it's just training, why are you so serious?" Dika said lightly, but the real body hidden on the higher canopy jumped down quickly without hesitation, and the short blade in his hand was inserted straight into it. Cut off the neck lifeline.The short blade was inserted, but what came out was a clear liquid.

Dika left without a pause, and when he felt the dull sound of the sword whistling again, he shouted: "Didara!"

The originally flat ground burst open suddenly, and Didara, who broke through the ground, quickly grabbed the legs that had jumped up again, and pulled him in his direction, causing him to fall backwards.Dika curled up to avoid it!The knife that almost tore her head apart, narrowly brushed against the end of her hair, cutting off a few strands of black hair...

"Uncle, why are you so rude to us with such a gentle weapon!"

Looking at Zabuzhan who was forcefully thrown to the ground by Didara, Dika quickly jumped from the high altitude while talking, stepped straight on Zabuzhan's abdomen, interrupted his turning over, and shouted: " It's your turn Bai!"

"Yeah!" At the very moment, Shiro used Xueji to build up a tall ice wall to block the shuriken, panting heavily, and continued to make seals with one hand, shouting: "Xueji ice stabs hell!"

In an instant, the place where Zabucho was lying, burst out densely packed sharp ice picks, piercing Zabucho thousands of holes!

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Dika, who jumped up the tree at the last moment, looked dangerously at the ice pick that was only one centimeter away from her buttocks.Then he looked at Bai with a face full of black lines...

And Didala, who was still half hidden on the ground, could only use the substitute technique hastily, hanging on Dika's body, watching the countless icicles piercing through the substitute stake.Then he looked at Bai with a face full of horror...

【Are you really trying to kill us! 】

The corpse that had been pierced with thousands of holes slowly turned into white water, and then the thick fog was lifted.Uncle Taodi's real body jumped down from a tree not far away, holding a big knife and looking contemptuously at Didara, Dika's stupid turtle-on-turtle image.

"Didara, get down quickly, I'm sliding! I'm sliding! There's an ice pick under my ass!"

"There's nowhere to settle down, eh!"

Looking at the two idiots who could climb the tree but struggled to kick each other down, he ordered without cutting the dialogue, "Take back the blood follower."

"Yes, I will not behead you again." Bai replied meekly.

The ice pick disappeared in an instant, leaving not even a drop of water, and Dika, who couldn't support himself, fell directly from the tree.She suddenly felt that her butt was broken into eight petals!And Didara used her as a pad, stepping on her shoulders gracefully, accelerating her fall, while he landed gracefully...

It was a very funny scene, but Zabuzhan's extremely serious voice sounded: "Bai, you are not good at physical skills, and you are not proficient in blood successor operation. You can make up for it by double practicing, but you are soft-hearted and willing to throw hidden weapons only after you are injured! This is a ninja Don't! If you can't do this, you are not worthy of being my tool of the ghost of the fog hidden!" After that, he looked at Didala and Dika coldly, "And sooner or later you will die because you rely too much on each other ! The ninja can trust only himself!"

No more cruel survival theory, let Dika and Didala's breath stagnate.

And after saying these words, he turned around and left without cutting, "Bai, if you don't have the consciousness to be stained with blood, then... weapons that can't see blood are not needed." It sounded in Bai's ear, making him tremblingly clenched the shuriken in his hand.With too much force, the sharp end of the shuriken was inserted into his thigh, but I didn't realize it.

Dika glanced at Bai Bai, and shouted at the back of Zun Buchou: "Uncle!"

Zai Buzhan's figure stopped, as if waiting for her next words...

"I haven't bought food today!" Dika shouted hoarsely.

The knee that was no longer cut suddenly softened, but he quickly stood up straight, and said through gritted teeth, "Go and buy it yourself!"

"Food money? Huh?" Didara added without showing any weakness.

Zai Bu Zhan turned back abruptly, looking at the two bastards with bloodshot eyes and a cruel, ghost-like expression.

Dika shrank his neck, [Well~!Uncle recently menopause or menopause?Or, did he know about us switching his hair extender to a hair remover?Not so unlucky? 】

But seeing that Deidara was not afraid of death, he still wanted to say, "Hehe, hehe," Dika smirked and thumped the back of Didara's head, "Didara, uncle has raised us for so long, so let's honor him with pocket money It's ok! Uncle Taodi, let's go, let's go!" After saying that, he fled quickly with Didara in his arms.

Seeing the two figures leaving in the dust, his whole body trembled with anger, 【If it weren't for the fact that they are still useful, I would definitely kill them, definitely! 】Zai Bu Zhan unconsciously touched his eyebrows that had fallen out without a single eyebrow left. [Two dead brats! 】

After running for a while, Dika put down Didala in his hand.Thinking about something, there is a delicate balance between them and Zabuzhan.He needs their strength to help him avoid hunting and escape from the kingdom of water.And she and Didala agreed to his temporary invitation while pursuing someone to take care of food, someone to take care of, and someone to take care of molesting.As for the ideal of building a village without killing, I have to say that compared to them, Bai is the one I like more and the one I want to cultivate is Bai.They and he are but a fleeting ally.As Zabuzhan said, the only ninja can trust is himself!but……

"Sister Dika, brother Didala!" A panting voice came from behind.

Dika and Didara looked back suspiciously, and saw Bai staggering towards them.

[I'm so tired from training today, why don't you go to rest? 】

"What's wrong? Bai?" Dika asked softly.Dika admires Bai, who is only five years old, but whose training intensity has surpassed that of a 10-year-old kid.

"..." The big black eyes like white grapes flickered for a moment.Then he became firmer, clenched his fists, and shouted loudly, "Teach me to kill!" His closed eyes blinked uneasily.The long eyelashes trembled because of this, indicating the master's nervousness and residual struggle.

Dika looked at Didara with some black lines.I haven't stayed with Bai for a long time. Although he is sometimes cunning, he is still a somewhat innocent and kind child. He will show a gentle look to wild animals, and he will be full of heart if he stretches out his hand to him. Longing and trust!

But kill?Dika patted his head helplessly, ruffled his hair, and said, "Bai, you know I'm going to buy food now, not to kill people, and to kill at most is to kill the price, the knife is not bloody the kind!"

"Pfft..." Didara laughed unkindly when he saw Dika fooling the kid.

Bai, who obviously knew he was being fooled, puffed up his cheeks aggrievedly, but soon he became more determined, "I will... I will do anything to stop beheading my lord, just like you would do for Brother Didala Do anything!"

"... Be good, Bai, don't use too distorted examples!" Shocked, Dika withdrew his hand awkwardly, rubbed the tip of his nose, and said in embarrassment.

On the other hand, Didara snorted disdainfully, but the tips of his ears were a little pink.

"Every meal has his favorite fried eggs." Bai, who was refuted by others, became stubborn like an ordinary child.

"..." [That was on the way. 】

"Every time you get punished, you secretly buy clay for him. You even steal Mr. Zabu's small treasury to buy him food!" Bai's tone became accusatory when he said this.

"Ahem..." [That's because I happen to have no money. 】

"You go to his room every night... um~" Dika, who reported more and more revelations, quickly covered Bai's mouth, some things he couldn't say, couldn't say!Avoiding Didara's suspicious eyes behind him, Dika looked at Bai with a pleading face, "What exactly do you want?"

"Teach me to kill!" This time, the voice became extremely persistent, "I want to be a weapon that can see blood!"

Dika looked straight into Bai's eyes, and was silent for a while...

Suddenly, her face darkened, and the murderous aura all over her body was instantly released. Looking at Bai who was trembling because of her murderous aura, Dika said grimly, "Killing? Which kind? Like your brother Didala, With a bang, the blood of the person was blown up, there are countless pieces of meat, the kind that can't be put together as a whole, still like me, listen slowly, the knife cuts through the thinnest skin, cuts into the tough muscle, cuts the beating The sound of blood vessels, the kind of blood rushing out like crazy?"

Dika's vivid description made Bai's eyes widen and tremble as if he was in the scene.

"Dika..." Seeing the pale face, Didara couldn't help stopping it.

But Dika suddenly changed from gloomy, and said in a joking tone: "Actually, your ice spike hell is pretty good. If it wasn't the water body that was pierced at that time, you could see the beautiful ice spike dyed red. A large piece of blood flowing in a winding way. If you are lucky, you can see the large and small intestines bursting out of your body. If you poke your head, it is not impossible to see yellow and white brains..." Dika, who became more and more perverted, Grabbing Bai's small figure who couldn't help but retreat, he licked the corner of his mouth and continued, "Do you have the awareness to face this kind of scene?"

Scenes? !A picture of his father being impaled suddenly appeared in Bai's mind, and his pupils shrank sharply.The ferocious face of the father holding the knife, the unwilling scream of the mother dying, the cold body of the father hanging on the icicles like hell... The tragic memory made Bai hold his head and screamed: "Don't kill me, don't kill me!" Me!" As Bai lost control, the surrounding air condensed due to the cold.

Didara, who was afraid of Baixue's runaway, wanted to reach out and beat Baixue.But someone reached out a knife one step faster and slashed at the back of Bai's neck.Then hugged him into his arms.He yelled at Dika, "What are you doing!"

Seeing Zabuzha full of murderous aura, Didara couldn't help leaning forward to block Dika.Dika stood up straight, withdrew his tongue from licking his lips, and said, "Isn't this what you want, uncle?"

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"You don't need to meddle in your own business!" After leaving this sentence, he turned and left.

Seeing him leaving without a fight, Dika patted Didara on the shoulder: "Let's go ~ let's go shopping!"

Didara's blue eyes looked at Dika complicatedly, "...why did you deliberately scare him."

"...Because of Uncle Taodi's gentleness!" Dika said nonsensically.Looking back, seeing Didara looking at her with a confused face, she rested her elbow on Didara's shoulder, watching the shadows of her and Didara overlapped under the slanting sunlight of the setting sun, perfectly replicating the two The movement is also tightly stuck to the feet of the two of them.Shadow always appears under the call of light, and then accompanied by...

"Actually, if you want to kill people for nothing, you just need to throw us directly into the battlefield like the old man did." Dika's voice was a little sad when he recalled the memory of the first time his hands were stained with blood. "However, when clearing out the pursuers, the uncle never let Bai see it."

"Why? Wouldn't this make him unable to grow?"

"Because of Bai's background, he killed his father. Although he didn't do it on purpose, he did it with his own power..." Dika paused, and continued: "If you kill someone before you have the courage to face this scene .Bai may collapse."

"...Uncle, the words are so ugly," Didara said with a strange face when he thought of something, "Is he provoking Bai? Help him overcome obstacles?"

Dika shrugged, and said irresponsibly: "Well~ the gentle and shy uncle's heart, let's not guess, don't guess~!"

Seeing Dika who was being funny on purpose, Didara suddenly stretched out his hand, hooked her neck, leaned close to her ear, and asked in a low voice, "What is the last thing Bai didn't finish? Huh?..."

Asking questions gently, trying to hide the somewhat accelerated heartbeat and scorching breathing.And Dika, who was surprised that Didara took the initiative to get close, looked at this in a daze, and suddenly became a little different golden retriever...

On the ground, the shadows of the two overlapped more closely...

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Internet joke adaptation (no responsibility, no need to contact the text):

A beautiful woman asked Dika, "Am I pretty?"

Deidara replied first: You are like Mona Lisa's sister now!

The beauty said: Really, who is her sister?

Deidara says: Janeta Martha.

Dika: ...