Naruto Monster Story

Familiarly turning to the bustling Kabukicho First Street, Dika felt that the atmosphere here today was a bit out of place. The street, which has always been thick and ambiguous and seductive, was more solemn today.

Many soldiers with halberds in their hands "slapped" and ran in the street, and there were ninjas roaring past in the dark.The benefactors with salty faces, the enchanting girls, and the handsome men all rushed to the store and quickly closed the door, but there were still many good-for-nothing people who slightly opened the windows and looked at the scene outside through the cracks. Then when the soldiers passed by, it closed in a panic, making a slightly loud "snap".

Seeing this, Dika brushed his bangs a little decadently, and looked at the hair color that was getting lighter and lighter. 【I can’t do without food today. 】

However, judging from today's situation, it should be that some big shots came to the people to "investigate" people's sentiments, but something unfortunate happened, [Hey!It won't be the wind right away! ] Dika thought wretchedly.

But the only ones who have made people so excited and have not been caught are ninjas.

Thinking of ninjas, Dika's eyes darkened.He avoided the location where the ninjas gathered without any trace, and walked towards the entrance of the street.

Transformation technique, this ninjutsu, if the user gets too close to another ninja, he will be able to detect the faintly covered chakra on his body.And at this time, if someone finds out that she is using ninjutsu, what will happen? With Didara's muddy brain, she wants to know all about it!

Thinking of Didara, the desire for flesh and blood in Dika's body clamored again. [I just want to have a few more beauties and suck some blood, why is it so difficult?I will use Chakra to help them heal their wounds, and I will also leave a large amount of lost wages! 】

Thinking of the large sums of money left each time, Dika couldn't help feeling a heartache, and this strange feeling made her forget her physical hunger.

[I don’t know Uncle Taodi, where did you hide your passbook this time? ] Thinking of this, Dika accelerated his pace.

But after a few steps, a middle-aged bald man fell at her feet, and she silently took two steps back.The soldier who fell was standing straight at the intersection of the street, pointing his halberd with a cold light at the people who wanted to leave, and shouted solemnly: "No one is allowed to leave here until the prisoner is caught!" Standing a few ninjas with their faces covered and with Mist Ninja forehead protectors on their heads.

[With this posture, going out is impossible!It seems that I can only commit crimes against the wind, and I can't bear it anymore! 】Looking around, Dika took a look, these people who want to leave... Even if they look unappetizing, they have to make do!Secretly use the combination of soil clone and transformation.Use the clones generated in the dark to attract the guarding ninjas and soldiers away.

Sighing deeply, he blindly grabbed the hand of the gorgeous aunt who was closest to her, and restrained her behavior with a binding technique before she screamed.Then, with her arms in his arms, he walked towards a dark alley,

When Dika grabbed the aunt's hand, she regretted that she couldn't pay more.Transfiguration!This girl actually used the transformation technique, but there was a faint smell of blood coming from his body.The hungry Dika secreted a lot of saliva on a conditioned reflex, and his hands held on to her tightly.Swallowing his saliva, 【The sky is big and the earth is big, eating is the biggest! ] Dika, who could hardly take it anymore, stretched out his hand and pushed her down against the wall in the dark alley.

The clothes were pulled open, revealing the white flesh, the seductive sweetness, the long canine teeth, and the unbelievable horror in the eyes of the aunt who saw this. [After smoking, leave quickly! 】

"bump!"

"Hmm!" [Teeth, my teeth! 】Dika spat out the shuriken she was biting and covered her mouth. The pain from the tip of her teeth made her groan continuously from her throat.

The "auntie" who untied the bondage technique by herself, quickly raised the somewhat mutilated shuriken that was bitten, and quickly swiped it towards Dika's neck!

If Dika hadn't smelled her blood close by, then Dika probably avoided her gently.But she smelled it, it was different from a woman's sweet smell, but a rusty smell of mud!The smell of man's blood!

Spit out a half-broken tooth, Dika angrily mobilized the remaining strength of his body, lowered his waist to dodge, kicked his feet and rushed up.Because of hunger, her eyes have begun to glow blue!

Using the power of inertia, he quickly pressed him against the wall, clamped his hands neatly, and raised them above his head.He didn't stop biting it for a moment, and when he tasted the rusty blood, even ordinary fried rice with eggs made the hungry Dika groan in satisfaction.But... half of the teeth were broken, let Dika enjoy the pain and happiness of eating candy with decayed teeth!An unbearable gasp mixed with the contented low hum...

At the moment "Auntie" was bitten, the sharp pain in his neck made his muscles suddenly stiff, and the weakness of blood being sucked out made him, who was already seriously injured and had little chakra left, unable to resist!

[Is he, who has just been promoted to Chunin, going to die at the hands of this monster? 】In the gradually lax consciousness, a little bun who sucked his saliva and couldn't pronounce correctly but sweetly called "Brother" suddenly appeared.And "Auntie"'s originally dark eyes began to smudge red, and the two hook jades spun rapidly in the eyes.Gradually, one more Gouyu emerged.

Dika, who was struggling to stop sucking blood, suddenly felt that the taste of the blood in his mouth had changed.If it used to be a sour lemon flavor, now it is durian with a strange smell!Feeling the opponent's sudden burst of chakra, Dika quickly pulled away and jumped away.Suddenly, a pair of blood-red eyes came into view!

Licking the remaining blood at the corner of his mouth, Dika looked playfully at the "auntie" who suddenly exerted strength, but staggered due to lack of blood, and had to lean on the wall and pant heavily!

But soon, the surrounding scene changed, and the "aunt" supporting the wall became the old man who had been dead for a year.Watching the scorched old man slowly staggering towards him.Speaking a language that Dika didn't want to understand. "You are the most perfect masterpiece I have ever made!"

The slow-moving old man suddenly appeared in front of Dika, grabbed Dika's neck with his hands, and pushed her against the wall.

The pitch-black fingers sank deep into Dika's tender neck, and the lack of oxygen made Dika blush. "Seal that cowardly vampire and raise you who will become a baby. Cultivate your relationship with Deidara and tell you a story that doesn't belong to this world. Do you know why I did this?"

The blood slowly flowed down along the pinch marks, and the more it flowed, the pool of blood gradually formed the appearance of Didala.Like a zombie, Didara kept screaming: "Die for me, die for me, this is an order, this is an order!"

His heart was throbbing sharply due to suffocation, and Dika was a little at a loss. "Yeah, I tricked you into doing those experiments, distorted your chakra, so that you can only develop in physical skills, but told you that your physique is not suitable! All this is to make you become Deidara Your shadow! Even your name was chosen for Didara, don’t you know?”

Every word, every sentence, like a cold blade with yin energy, mercilessly penetrated into Dika's flesh and blood, splattering blood and excruciating pain.

"You exist to die!"

The old man's decision was like the last giant blade that crushed Dika's heart that had been pierced through hundreds of holes!A mouthful of thick blood was sprayed on the old man's dark face!

[This horrible face, why do I know he is an old man! ] Turning his head to look at Didara who stabbed his hand into his heart, dug out the bloody heart, and then installed it on his chest. [This blood-red person, why do I know that he is Didala! 】

[Dika knows that he is special. When he was still a baby, he knew everything around him. Those clumsy but gentle big hands holding him, his golden hair shone brightly in the sun, and his hearty smile gave him The name is Dika.She also grinned unconsciously.

She also knew that the white meat dumpling sleeping next to her would kick her ass from time to time, so Dika kicked her back angrily. Why should his name be one word more than her own!cry?If you cry, I will too!

The crying of the baby attracted the blond man, who hurriedly changed the diapers and fed the two buns.Then, amidst the earth-shattering cries, with a mournful face, she wanted to cry but had no tears.In the end, he will use strange language and sing nice songs.The sleepy Dika gave up on kicking people secretly.

later?Later, I don't know why, the good-looking man with blond hair began to age quickly, and the blond hair she liked became paler and paler, with more and more wrinkles on his face, and his behavior became more and more wretched!Looking at the old man who stinks of alcohol, and the kid with a snotty nose on the other side, Dika threw herself into the arms of the beautiful sister next door without hesitation!

The old man became more and more fond of drinking, and let himself and Deidara be taken care of by his neighbors in a drunken dream.Except for training, he never cared about them, but Dika knew that after every training injury, the old man would appear silently in the middle of the night to heal them.So Dika decided to forgive this awkward old man, but she missed those gentle big hands and the warm heat, which calmed down the inexplicable sadness in her heart.

When she grew up, she knew that this feeling was called emptiness, and when she realized that she was a vampire, she knew that this feeling was called loneliness.But at that time, knowing nothing, she could only shut herself up and cry in a corner.I want to cry out the sadness in my heart along the tears.

At that time, it was the little devil whose name was one more than his own, broke into the dark room, held himself with much smaller hands, beautiful blond hair, a snotty smile, a child's high body temperature... Nie Yuan, that's it Conclude, or rather continue...

When I was six years old, I knew a lot of things I shouldn't know...

"Dika, this experiment is very dangerous. If you fail, maybe you will never be able to use large ninjutsu again!" The rare and serious old man said to Dika seriously.

Dika cast a slanted glance at the old man, imitated the old man's usual bad behavior, and said disdainfully, "You're really getting old and becoming so verbose!"

Severe pain, falling, dizziness... and then there is scarce chakra.The old man's sad expression, his panicked mood.But thinking of the golden retriever happily playing with mud in the house...

"Old man, teach me invisibility! As a shadow, how can I lose to the idiot golden retriever who can only glow?" Dika, who was covered in blood, stroked the tangled black bangs on his forehead, and said arrogantly... ]

She spat out a mouthful of blood, her face was obscured under the cover of black broken hair, "Cough, cough...mother" continued to spit out two mouthfuls of blood, Dika grabbed the old man's hand that was pinching her neck, and slowly raised her head, angrily The voice burst out suddenly: "Mother Xipi! Who the hell lives to die! My mother is my mother, and a mentally retarded vampire is a mentally retarded vampire!" As soon as the voice fell, Dika cut off the chakra all over his body suddenly, and no chakra could control it. The illusion was undone immediately.

"Auntie" looked in shock at the other party who had removed the transformation technique, and it turned out to be just a kid around 9 years old!But behind a black shadow, there was darkness in front of his eyes, "Playing illusion?" A contemptuous voice came from behind him, 【What a fast speed! 】Trying to escape, the depleted Chakra in his body made him unable to maintain his "Auntie's appearance" any longer.

Dika, feeling the sudden drop in height, looked at the 12-year-old child imprisoned in his arms.He moved the shuriken on his neck, and still tightly covered his eyes with the other hand.

"Don't you know that my mother was specially trained to deal with illusions?" Dika said lightly, but there was a cold sweat in her heart. The cracking of this illusion is not as easy as she said!Some vengeful squeezed the shuriken, "Do you want me to deal with you now, or throw you to someone outside?"

Suddenly there was a dark wind from behind, and Dika quickly blocked the swiftly flying Kunai with his hands, and the collision of weapons made a crisp "ding" sound, one didn't hold on tightly, and the person in his arms was snatched away by the other, the rear But no more pursuit.Looking at the figure that disappeared in an instant, "Cut! Do you have any companions?" Dika spat without anger.

The sound here has attracted the attention of soldiers and ninjas, feeling the crowd surrounded.Dika has a headache, she doesn't want to commit crimes!

"Boom!" There was a familiar explosion, someone grabbed the collar, and then sat on the round owl, and there was a familiar complaint in his ear, "You are really useless, eh!"

Looking at the beautiful and lustrous blond hair, Dika grinned involuntarily, stretched out his hand to hook his neck, hugged him fully, took out the money bag he had just obtained by stealing sheep, and held it in Didara's Throwing in front of his eyes, "here! This time hunting, but I won the wife and soldiers! I will buy you as much mud as you want!" So, the decision not to let the white ginseng kick is correct!

"Really!" Didara turned to look at Dika excitedly, his expression suddenly stiffened, and he quickly covered his mouth and laughed, "Haha, haha, Dika, what is that black hole in your mouth? You Has the tooth been pulled out! Haha!"

Dika quickly closed his mouth, stuck out his tongue and licked it, [Damn!Teeth shortened, but still short!Talking is leaking! 】Squeezed the money bag tightly in shame, and took out a small photo from the money bag with his eyes glowing—a photo of a young man with eight-character lines and a little meat ball about [-] or [-] years old,, Routuan smiled foolishly, saliva smeared Xiaonian's face, but Xiaonian smiled happily, looking at the Uchiha fan logo on their clothes, Dika gritted his teeth and called out the last name: "Uchiha! "

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Internet Joke Adaptation:

Didara asked Dika to tell him a story.Dika said, do you want to listen to the long or the short?Deidara: Long!

Dika: Once upon a time there was a fly, buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing buzzing...

Deidara: You should keep it short!Um!

Dika: Once upon a time there was a fly, buzz, pop!