[Comprehensive] Lord has passed through

What are the benefits of Yaozu pregnancy?

Probably just don't have to conceive in October.

Grandfather was born in three months.

It is still a little milk dog, with a demon pattern on its face and a crescent moon mark on its head, and Yue Jianlian directly gave it to King Dou Ya to take it.

Yue Jianlian: After giving birth, you need to cultivate yourself. You should take care of the child yourself first.

Fighting Tooth King: ...

Yuejianlian: Born in February, she is called Meijian, and when it is snowing outside, she is called Meijianxue.

Fighting Tooth King who is thinking of a name: ...

Grandpa has no problem.

It's better than the current popular Lang and Wan pills.

Although the pill has the chill of prayer in the eleventh district, it is also a common word for nobles, and basically noble children have a pill in their baby names.

But Grandpa didn't like it.

And this is obviously not a killing pill.

The Sesshomaru demon pattern is in the shape of this <, it looks like two lines, and the milk dog in front of me has the same shape as my master, but it is a bit longer than my master's demon pattern, and it seems that the arc is also smaller.

Grandpa was very tired after giving birth, and slept for a few days, but when he woke up, he found that Dou Ya Wang was in front of Grandpa, but Father was not there.

The advantage of the metaplasia prototype is that you don't have to worry about running out, but the disadvantage is that Douya Wang is also a hair-licking madman.

"Where's father?" Grandpa asked.

"I'm taking care of the child." Dou Yawang replied: "He saw that I was clumsy, so he didn't let me take it. Let me watch you."

"Oh." Grandpa lay lazily on his stomach, and went to sleep.

Dou Yawang stretched out his head and rubbed it, seeing that Chu Kong hadn't moved, he could only lay down next to her and continue to sleep.

As a demon, my master recovered very quickly. After three days, I was alive and kicking again. I could watch dramas, drink and eat meat.

The advantage of monsters is not only that they are born quickly and recover quickly, but also that they don't need to be confinement.

After drinking a bottle of elixir and eating a golden apple, my grandfather took a bath and went to see his son.

Then I saw where my father turned into a hair-licking madman again.

Dad, how obsessed are you with licking your fur?

Standing behind Chukong, King Douya leaned forward slightly, and licked the tip of Chukong's ear.

Feeling the strangeness on the tips of the ears, as soon as Grandpa turned his head, he saw King Dou Ya smiling at Grandpa, his eyes were really unusually hot.

Nima, it's daytime now, are you in heat at night, okay?

Master didn't want to be molested by his husband in front of his father, so he hurriedly dragged Dou Yawang away.

Seeing that Chukong was holding hands, King Douya couldn't help raising the corners of his lips. He was secretly happy for a while, then suddenly remembered something, he grabbed Chukong, looked at her and said, "I have a place, I want to take you there, okay?"

Seeing his enthusiasm, the master nodded and agreed.

Then Dou Yawang flew away with his grandfather.

King Dou Ya took his master to his lair, and looked at the red all over the mountains and plains, all of which were red amaryllis, which is the other shore flower.

"I think this kind of flower suits you very well." Douya Wang looked at Chukong and said, "Do you like it?"

Grandpa nodded. Red Lycoris is so beautiful, how could Grandpa not like it.

But I also like red lotus, peony and rose.

As long as it looks good, I like it.

"Why did you think of taking me to see the flowers?" Grandpa asked.

Dou Ya Wang rubbed his nose and said with a smile, "I think those human beings like to please girls like this."

Grandpa: ...

This stupid dog...

"Aren't you happy?" Dou Ya Wang noticed the change in Chu Kong's expression, thought that the other party was angry, and quickly said: "I just, just... just want you to know that I love you, love you very, very much... Yun Ji, don't be angry, okay?"

Master really has nothing to do with this dog, loyal dogs are really annoying.

This kind of affectionate confession made me just want to laugh.

Sighing, he reached out to support Dou Ya Wang's drooping head, looked into his eyes, and replied, "Thank you for loving me so much, but I'm afraid I have no choice but to return the same affection to you..."

When King Douya heard what Chukong said, his eyes lit up instantly, with a smile on his face, he hugged Chukong tightly in his arms, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, anyway, as long as I continue to love you, I will be happy." It’s fine, as long as Chukong doesn’t get angry and doesn’t hate me.”

Grandpa: If you don't let go, Grandpa will really hate you.

First of all, he had to change the bullshit armor of King Douya.

After poking Dou Yawang's face, the master said: "I'm going back, your side is not finished yet, when your city is completed, I can come and see it."

King Douya nodded quickly, and went back with Chukong in his arms.

For Dou Yawang, what happened today can make him happy for a long time.

As soon as he went back, King Dou Ya was beaten.

Yuejianlian: Father-in-law beat his son-in-law, there is no need for a reason.

Grandpa hugged the ignorant Mei Jian, and then transformed into a prototype to lick his fur.

Seeing Xiaotuanzi staggering, lying down on the floor, licking again, Xiaotuanzi rolled twice.

Grandpa: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha super fun.

Yue Jianlian watched her daughter bullying her grandson, why did she feel so fucked up?

Did he continue to watch his daughter play, or was he saved by his grandson?

Finally, after standing and watching for half an hour, Yue Jianlian went over to pick up the little boy, and left without saying a word.

Grandpa: I haven't played enough yet.

Yue Jianlian: Even the cubs of the Yaozu can't stand your toss.

The despised master gave Xiaotuanzi a mouthful of fairy dew while Yuejianlian was away.

Then Xiaotuanzi changed from a cub to Tiantian with three dogs, ears and tail.

Hahahahaha.

When I came back and saw her daughter playing with her grandson, Yue Jianlian felt that it was really painful.

Yue Jianlian: Darling, sweetheart, be good, don't just feed him, he... well, he has teeth now, but he can't chew bones!

Ruthlessly driving her own daughter out, Yuejianlian felt that it was necessary to let Chukong leave for a while, otherwise her grandson would be played to death sooner or later.

So Dou Yawang came on the stage, let's take our daughter out for a trip!

Dou Ya Wang looked excited, but the master was really speechless.

Tourism is tourism, and I want to go to Ping'an capital.

Dou Ya Wang: Alright, let's go to Ping An Jing.

Grandpa has always been very curious about Onmyoji, after all Riman.

Don't tell me, the two-dimensional Heian-kyo is pretty beautiful, but it's only in the mansion, not the entire Heian-kyo.

Leaning in the arms of King Dou Ya, sitting on the roof of the palace, the Lord felt quite boring.

"This place can't even compare to Muyue City." Grandpa curled his lips and said.

King Dou Ya said, "This is the most prosperous city, don't you like it?"

"Can those onmyojis really see monsters? There's nothing on that pillar." Grandpa looked at those onmyojis who were jumping and throwing beans, and felt that he was about to commit embarrassment.

Dou Yawang smiled: "Human beings are very interesting, aren't they?"

"It's really interesting. It's just a cat who is pretending to be a ghost, but I have to say that there are monsters." The master thought it was really funny.

But don't tell me, there are still some capable onmyojis, such as those who set up the enchantment of the palace, such as... the one who has been looking in the direction of the master since the beginning.

Mustache.

She looks quite young, oh, no makeup, wait a minute, this style of painting is a little familiar!Why is it a bit like the dress in a certain movie?

"That person seems to have seen us, but he doesn't know why he didn't call us." King Douya asked in confusion.

"It's probably because he's not sure why we're here." Grandpa said with a smile, "I'm a little hungry. There isn't even a piece of meat in the entire palace. It's too pitiful to be the emperor."

"What do you want to eat?" King Dou Ya asked.

"Of course it's meat. Let's go to Izumo to play. I want to eat a mermaid." Grandpa looked at the palace, and looked at the palace as boring and stupid.

Let's go to Izumo to bully the Great Country Lord.

Seeing the two big monsters leave, the young Onmyoji He Mao Zhongxing heaved a sigh of relief. After all, he really couldn't single out two monsters that seemed to be difficult to mess with.

It is said that judging the strength of a monster at this time depends entirely on its appearance. The closer to the perfect human form, the stronger the monster.

After Chukong arrived at Izumo, he went directly to the mermaid's lair.

but……

Nima has no mermaids, and they all ran away.

Dou Ya Wang saw his lover's face about to go berserk, and hurried to find another monster.

And the master took out a small dumpling from a crack in a rock somewhere.

There are nine tails.

The famous nine-tailed fox in District [-] seems to be Tamamo-mae, right, female.

So who is this real nine-tailed fox in the master's hand?

And it's still different pupils.

Last time I picked up a white fox, this time I picked up a nine-tailed fox, will it be a three-tailed fox next time?

The nine-tailed fox saw that the other party didn't seem to have the intention of eating him, so he turned into a lady wearing a white hunting suit with fox ears and nine tails.

"Why are you here?" Grandpa looked at the little guy and asked, "Well, an envoy? No, you don't have a mark of a god on your body, so you are a descendant of a god? With a monster?"

Little Zheng was about to cry, and her ears were folded off.

So when King Dou Ya came over with a Thunder Beast, Chu Kong was bullying a little fox.

"Nine-tailed fox, where did you come from?" King Dou Ya asked.

"I don't know, I don't know if I can cut two tails off and eat them." Master said maliciously.

The nine-tailed fox was so frightened that it petrified.

Of course, he didn't eat it in the end, and Chukong held the nine-tailed fox in his arms, and stuffed him with a roasted thunder beast leg.

The little furball looked at Douya Wang, then at Chukong, and then started to eat.

After finishing the meal, Master followed Dou Yawang to start a carpet search in District [-], looking for the mermaid.

How boring.

Grandpa just wants to stutter, okay?

The little hairball was named Yaxiao by King Dou Ya.

Ya Xiao's mother was already dead, and was killed by other monsters. He ran to Izumo by himself, and when he saw two big monsters, he was scared and hid, but Hatsukong dug them out.

With nowhere to go, Ya Xiao looked at Chu Kong anxiously, grabbed her sleeve, and said, "I will be very obedient, don't leave me behind, okay?"

So Master took a fox and went back to Muyue City with King Dou Ya.

Grandpa didn't calculate how long he had been away, but it must have been a long time.

After all, Mei Jian already looked like a teenager.

Mei Jian clearly remembered her mother's appearance, but her father...

The author has something to say: Calvin, I want to write about Ampere Qingming sooner.

Looks like it's just the next chapter.

Guess who this nine-tailed fox is.

Let’s popularize the science of Onmyoji. If you don’t want to have your childhood ruined, it’s still too late to watch it now.

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In addition to the bulky aristocratic clothing, highly toxic aristocratic cosmetics, and absolutely unhealthy aristocratic diet, the boring aristocrats in the Heian period seemed to think that self-torture was not strong enough, so they invented all kinds of dizzy things Taboo superstition - its content is complicated and complicated, if we strictly abide by it, I am afraid it is enough to drive us modern people crazy.

In Japan in the Heian period, although it was gentle and peaceful on the surface, the court was still full of dirty power struggles.Due to the heavy exploitation, the people at the bottom live in extreme pain, and they always feel that they can't see hope.There are also many frustrated and pessimistic people among the nobles and nobles, who are quite confused about the future.This kind of mental malaise eventually led to the prevalence of superstitious activities and the rampant talk of ghosts and gods.

According to the cognition of the Japanese ministers at that time, the monsters and ghosts in various legends did not live in remote forests, islands and valleys, but lived in this capital together with humans, and even lived under the same roof. .

These monsters often cause troubles, bringing infinite fear and suffering to human beings.Human beings are active during the day, while ghosts come and go at night, sometimes swarming and swaggering past on the avenues of the capital—this supernatural phenomenon is known as "Hundred Ghosts Walking at Night".Anyone who accidentally witnesses this scene is said to be cursed to death!

Because the cultural people in the Heian period were too developed in terms of association ability, they insisted on imagining the capital they lived in as a terrifying cave inhabited by ghosts and monsters, haunted by ghosts and monsters.Therefore, those nobles who are less courageous than rabbits, through various methods of scaring themselves, only feel that there is danger everywhere around them, and they must find professionals to find ways to keep them safe.

As a result, the Onmyoji group represented by Abe Seimei came into being in Kyoto, Japan in the Heian period.And the Heian Era, which lasted for four centuries, became the most active stage for Onmyoji, and even many court affairs depended on the opinions of Onmyoji.

To be honest, no matter how mysterious and mysterious the legendary onmyojis such as Abe Seimei have been covered by later literary works, the methods used by Japanese onmyojis in the Heian period to exorcise evil spirits are actually not much different from those of our Chinese village gods and witches. .It is nothing more than loose hair, chanting mysterious spells in a low voice, dancing weird dances twisting and turning, and then swinging a sword in the air a few times, pulling a bow a few times, and throwing a few handfuls of salt or beans outside the door (this custom It has been passed down to the present), post a few talismans, and finally tell you with all your clothes, this ghost has been driven away, pay quickly!

——Note that the Onmyojis in the Heian period used the excuse of "abstinence from killing", and generally only drove away ghosts, rather than destroying them on the spot.

In this way, the nobleman's family had just been stable for a few days, and soon another supernatural event occurred. When he asked the onmyoji, he was told that "the ghost from last time has returned."So, the poor aristocrat had to grit his teeth and pay out a large sum of money, asking the onmyojis to perform rituals again and exorcise evil spirits again, and so on, endlessly...

It has to be said that the onmyojis of that era were very economical and understood the principle of the long flow of water.Just like the current hospitals do not want patients to recover immediately, but hope that they can hang there alive and spend money every day.

However, the onmyoji's level of deception is obviously higher, and he insisted that the whole capital is called a magic cave, so that all the rich and powerful officials will live in fear under the shadow of ghosts all their lives. As the only savior... Well, from this point of view, the short life of the nobles and officials in the Heian period seems to have some psychological factors in it...,

For the general atheist traveler, although the above-mentioned things are ridiculous, they don't hinder him, just take it as a fun to watch.But then there was another trouble, which made everyone who was interested in official career or making friends at that time feel a headache.

——During the Heian era, most of the nobles, ministers, and even people with a little bit of status firmly believed in the good and bad stories about directions and dates.Not only do they have to choose the day and location whenever they go out to do errands, but they also have corresponding taboos on daily trivial matters such as the time to wake up, the order of washing, and the dishes to eat.Once there is a disease or disaster in the family, it is considered to be a ghost, and an onmyoji must be invited to exorcise the evil and eliminate the disaster.

As for major events such as weddings, funerals, and moving to a new house, it is necessary to repeatedly fortune-telling and survey Fengshui.

In fact, the old society and even the Chinese in rural areas today still retain similar superstitious customs. Before doing any big things, they have to look up the old almanac to see if they are lucky.

However, people all over China now use the same old almanac, at least the almanac in the same city should be the same. We can see what the neighbors avoid on this day, and we can see it in our own calendar. Embarrassment in daily interactions.

However, the Japanese Onmyoji felt that it was too impersonal to compile only one old almanac every year, and their income was too little (the Japanese calendar was compiled by Onmyoji at that time).So they compiled a detailed taboo calendar for each noble family with a little bit of status based on the birthdays and horoscopes of the people. Everyone is different. Let the nobles read it every day when they get up. See what to watch out for today.

And at the end of each year, the taboo calendars of the nobles will be replaced with those of the new year. Naturally, at the same time, you will have to pay the next fee to the Onmyoji... It's like modern fee-paying software, which needs to be updated and upgraded every year. .

(Of course, there are some officials who firmly do not believe in evil, are not afraid of ghosts, and do not seek help from onmyojis, but there are only a few of them.)

In this way, since everyone has their own old almanac, the things that everyone taboos and the days that need to be taboo are different, and they change every year.

Therefore, those who want to flatter and flatter their superiors, or flirt with someone, will have a headache.I was afraid that I would choose the wrong day, give the wrong gift, wear the wrong clothes, say the wrong words... In short, I would unknowingly violate the taboo of the other party, so that the horse's hoof slapped the horse's foot, causing the other party to be furious. Plan to go to waste.

However, this kind of taboo calendar is an absolute privacy, unless they are the best friends, otherwise the ministers seldom circulate and communicate with each other.It's really not easy to inquire about it in a roundabout way...

In addition to a lot of precautions to avoid, the nobles are also very worried about going out and running into evil spirits. If they "touch" on the road, that is, they see dead bodies of cats and dogs or filthy things, and other ominous omens such as fires and funerals. Therefore, it is necessary to stop the current affairs and go home "fangji".

And the so-called "Fang Ji" refers to staying at home behind closed doors, not receiving guests, and just quietly praying for forgiveness and blessings from the gods... As for whether he is really praying, only he himself knows.

In the anime and novels about the Heian era in later generations, this neurotic taboo custom has evolved into a relaxed method of absenteeism: in cartoons, an official is often seen sitting in a bullock cart with a sad face In the middle of the day, when the coachman suddenly heard a report saying "My lord, a dead cat/dog was found in front", the official immediately beamed with joy, and ordered to turn around and go back to the house-finally he can justifiably absent from work! …,

——In the concept of the Heian era, if a certain minister intends to avoid standing in the political struggle, or feels too tired and wants to be lazy at home, or even the grape trellis at home falls down, trying to escape from his fierce wife (Japan in the early Heian era In aristocratic society, the system of visiting wives is still practiced, husbands and wives live apart, wives generally live in their natal homes, and husbands have independent houses, which are considered by scholars to be "remnants of matrilineal clan society"), all of which can be relieved by the excuse of "Fang Ji". Stay comfortably in your own home and rest.Among them, the short one lasts for several days, and the longest one has to be taboo for 45 days.

All in all, in the Heian period, "fangji" and "long vacation" should belong to the same category of things.

If it is a holiday, it will be a holiday, and if it is still a holiday, it will be a month and a half.Such a leisurely working environment naturally makes modern civil servants very envious.But the problem is, if you have something to ask an official to stamp and issue a document, but you learn that he is in "Fang Ji" and you have not arranged for someone to take over the job, but your status is not high enough to drag him out of your home to replace him. If you do something, you have to wait endlessly day after day.

In fact, in the Japanese imperial court in the Heian period, because the civil and military officials lacked the sense of time and liked to give themselves vacations, their work efficiency was terribly low, and often trivial matters could be delayed for several years.

Once, envoys from the Song Dynasty crossed the sea and landed on Kyushu Island, submitted their credentials to the Kyoto court, and asked when they could get a reply so that they could prepare to return.As a result, the local officials of Kyushu Island told them: Dear guests from Song Dynasty, please be patient!Emperor Bixia's reply to the group of envoys from the Song Dynasty last year has not yet been written! (The last group of envoys naturally left without waiting for the reply.)

Alas, no matter what aspect it is, the Japanese seem to have a spirit of selling embarrassment in a serious spoof!