[Comprehensive] Lord has passed through

Before I knew it, it was 835, and it was the Heian period.

To be honest, this period is really strange. If Heiankyo is prosperous, the surrounding areas are basically poor villages.

The contrast is strong, and it is really interesting.

Moreover, the unification has not yet been completed, and not all places are under the rule of the emperor, so Dongying is still very chaotic at this time.

But I still want to visit Heian-kyo, after all, it appears so many times in Japanese comics, I am a little curious about how different the two-dimensional Heian-kyo will be from the official history.

But before that, I have to wait for King Dou Ya to leave first, this guy is too clingy.

System: Almost every husband of yours dislikes their clinginess, isn't the problem on you.

Father: Oh, misogyny is also wrong.

System: You are not misanthropic at all, you are autistic.

Grandpa: Really.

Ha ha.

Regardless of his symptoms, he is used to it anyway, but he doesn't like being too sticky, and I prefer to keep a distance.

On the contrary, King Douya followed Chu Kong enthusiastically. Around the end of the new year, the human world became lively, and even the monster side became lively.

I have to say that some things from Datang are really easy to cause an upsurge.

Master ate the pine nut soufflé that father bought from the Central Plains, drank tea, and silently watched Douya Wang tossing about, discussing something with his father.

King Eluo and Bawei are playing with the Luban lock that their father brought back from the Central Plains. Unexpectedly, King Eluo is very talented in this area, and Bawei...

It's just like ordinary people that you can't put it back together once you take it apart.

Touch your head, don't you see the evil Luo king waiting for you to ask him?What are you still awkward about? No matter how awkward you are, you won’t be able to fight back. Just ask obediently.

He slapped Bawei to the side of King Eluo, and the master also looked at the two of them and couldn't help but smile.

Yue Jianlian came over and saw her daughter looking at the two little monsters with a satisfied face, and asked a little doubtfully, "Are you happy?"

Yue Jianlian sat down next to Chu Kong, habitually reached out to hold her daughter in her arms, and reached out to take the wine cup that the other party planned to drink next.

Grandfather is a little sleepy, the room is warm, just now he ate a lot and drank a lot of wine, now he feels a little dizzy, unstoppably tired, leaning against his father's arms and rubbing his hair The fluffy cloak, muttered a bit and then fell asleep in a daze.

"Ha." Seeing this, Yue Jianlian couldn't help laughing.Shaking his head slightly, he helplessly picked up his daughter and sent her back to the room. Seeing this, King Dou Ya curled his lips and touched his nose, obediently following behind.

Yue Jianlian sent her back to the room, and when she turned her head, she saw King Dou Ya, and she felt upset again.

Hey, before my little girl got married, she obviously slept with him, and she turned into a prototype and directly lived with the little girl, not to mention how warm it was.

Son-in-law or something is really annoying.

While undressing Chukong, taking off her shoes and socks, and covering her with a quilt, Yue Jianlian snorted, glared at Douya Wang and said in a low voice, "Don't disturb her." Then she went out, still remembering Bring it to the door.

King Douya watched Yue Jianlian leave, and then sat down with his back against the edge of the bed, guarding Chukong, closing his eyes slightly while resting his mind, while waiting for her to wake up.

Although I really want to climb into bed and sleep with Chukong, but I always feel that Yuejianlian will come and drag him out.

System: As expected of a dog.

In various aspects, the system is already wondering, if this continues, will Inuyasha still be born?This is really a puzzle.

But whatever the puzzle, it will be known by 1296.

The system secretly thought that its own host is really a master of plot collapse. For example, King Dou Ya became king in advance and got a territory, and the leopard cat tribe was driven away long ago.

In fact, Japanese monsters are influenced by humans, and marriage is more similar to the system of visiting wives. How cheating is the system of visiting wives... [Please see what the author has to say. 】

So, in the original book, King Douya cheated because he followed the crowd and got down to earth.

You have to admit that Dou Ya Wang has a good vision, both Sesshomaru's mother and Inuyasha's mother are rare beauties. 【Sesshomaru's mother appeared in the ninth episode of the final chapter】

The vision is not bad.

If it weren't for the early death in the original book, there would probably be more lovers and illegitimate children.

But now...

The system secretly thought that Yue Jianlian's "dog bites dog" plot that seems to be catching rape is also worth looking forward to, ahem, there is no need to tell the host about such things.

……

Grandpa woke up in the evening and slept very well. He had no dreams, and kicked something as soon as he got up and lifted his foot.

Then I heard King Douya's voice.

Dou Yawang looked at whether he had reacted, Chu Kong was in a daze, and said with a smile, "Have you slept well?"

Grandpa nodded.

King Douya then asked, "What do you want to eat?"

"Well, meat." Grandpa thought for a while and said, "I don't want fish, I don't want to eat it."

King Dou Ya smiled, answered, got up and went out.

Grandpa took a shower, changed his clothes, brushed his teeth, changed his clothes and went to the front hall.

It was really quiet, no one was there.

Sitting on the fur-covered couch, relying on the money, the master continued to watch dramas.

After all, there are no maids in this city who serve tea and water for you. Yue Jianlian only grabbed a few brooms to clean the city, and the other followers were responsible for guarding, patrolling and guarding the gate. No one.

The food and drink on weekdays are all made by the Lord himself. After all, you can’t expect monsters to cook. To be honest, the food in District [-] during this period is really not good, and after the introduction of Buddhism, the Emperor took the lead in boycotting meat eating. , that the meat of animals with four horns is eaten by inferior people, and even fish was not eaten in the late Heian period. Emperor Shirakawa advocated a vegetarian diet for all.

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem too bad to dress up as a monster, at least you can eat meat.

Grandpa thought for a while, turned off the episode and began to scan the menu, what kind of meat should we eat today?Grilled, pan-fried, or stir-fried?I haven't had soup for a long time, and I suddenly feel that fish soup and chicken soup are also good choices.

Master studied the recipes, and then King Dou Ya came in with a dragon on his shoulders.

One-stop!

dragon!

Although I know that the gods and monsters in the eleventh district are weak in the legends of the Central Plains, but... it is a dragon after all.

Oh, and only four claws.

But you are still a dragon!

Five claws are dragons and four claws are dragons. That is the saying in the Qing Dynasty.

This weakening method was not popular in our Tang Dynasty.

So after eating the magic dragon meat, I started to eat the green dragon meat.

It feels so ironic.

The spirit beasts of the Central Plains turned into monsters when they reached the eleventh district.

He was also slaughtered by a hundred-year-old dog demon for meat.

Ugh.

Dragon in the Central Plains is a proper cheat level.

But how did Dou Ya Wang die?

System: After being seriously injured in the fight with the dragon bone spirit, he went to save Shizaya and died with the human Shi Na Meng Wan.

Master: Is the dragon bone spirit stronger than the dragon?

System: At least stronger than this one.

Grandpa: It's really boring.

Just as he was eating, King Eluo and Ba Wei touched it.

After thinking about it, the master took out a pot of fairy dew, mixed it into a jar of milk wine, and gave the three monsters a taste.

King Douya was stunned for a moment. You must know that Chukong never liked them to drink, and every time they could only secretly drink with Yuejianlian, this was the first time Chukong shared wine with them.

Grandpa: Is it necessary to be so excited?

System: Are you sure monsters in District [-] can drink fairy dew?

Grandpa: Isn’t Grandpa all right?

System: Don't think of all monsters as perverts just because you are a pervert yourself.

Grandpa: Cut.

Isn't it mixed with wine? It's diluted. Besides, I don't feel sorry for them when they die. If they don't die, they can give them to drink.

Both Ba Wei and E Luo Wang were useless, and they poured a cup.

Dou Ya Wang was a little better, and poured two cups.

Fortunately, it seems that I was a little stimulated, no big deal.

Father: Go and drink with Dad.

Facts have proved that the old man is really better at drinking, and he poured down after half a jar.

Gee.

Master silently drank the remaining half of the jar of wine, it seems that Xianlu can only be drunk by himself in the future.

By the time King Douya, Bawei, and King Eluo covered their heads and sobered up, it was already a week later.

Dad was only drunk for two days.

Then Grandpa was banned from drinking alcohol.

System: Serve it right.

_(:зゝ∠)_My father only allows me to drink a small pot every day, yes, it is a small bottle of the small white porcelain bottle and Japanese-style jug.

Forget it, if you can't drink, then drink tea.

On the contrary, Ba Wei and E Luo Wang, after drinking it, their demon power increased significantly, and their bodies have directly advanced to the 15-year-old boyhood.

The appearance of Dou Ya Wang has not changed much, but his demon power has indeed increased.

It's the same for Dad, the only obvious change between the two dog demons is probably that the fur color on the cloak is better?

It looks oily and watery, all glowing with silver light.

Yue Jianlian didn't take this matter to heart, after all, it wasn't the first time her daughter liked to feed him messy things.

For example, I used mermaid bones to make wine before. Although it was made into vinegar and almost choked him to death, the taste was much better this time.

Grandpa: ...

In the future, I will still eat alone.

What is Xianlu you ask?

Please see the Greek roll.

In short, it is - mortals will live forever if they eat it, and the power of gods and spirits will be greatly increased, just like the panacea and fairy fruit in martial arts novels.

Before I left Olympus, I stocked up on 2333 altars, isn't that a good number?

Have you ever seen a jar as tall as a person?That's the weight of one altar.

After traveling so far, the master has only killed twenty altars, and he can drink slowly.

This thing looks like milk, but it tastes like honey milk. It tastes very light and smells slightly fishy.

Oh, there are thousands of famous Greek delicacies such as grilled lamb chops and roast lamb.

No way, the sequelae left after the ancient Egypt crossing.

And the cheating District [-] once again proved that the master's preparation in advance was not wrong at all.

In this era when there were no noodles, don’t expect steamed buns. There was no flour. It was not until the Kamakura period (1185-1333) that the hand-milled flour technology of the Central Plains was introduced to the [-]th District, so that noodles could be eaten.

Thinking about it carefully, it’s no wonder that historians have a famous conclusion—even a veteran who guards the market in Bianliang City is more comfortable than a noble lord with a castle in Europe!

This sentence is also used in the eleventh district in the Heian period.

Therefore, please be sure to focus on the Central Plains region when you travel through. It is really not recommended to go to ancient Egypt.

Thinking of this, Grandpa felt overwhelmed, and finally decided to go out for a play, but he still failed.

Because the day the Lord was going to do this, he fainted in the arms of King Dou Ya, and was diagnosed as pregnant.

Wait a minute, this time is wrong, is it the Sesshomaru that I am pregnant with?

Compared with Dou Yawang's excited face and Yue Jianlian's uneasy look, the master is stunned.

This is 261 times earlier than the original birth time of Sesshomaru!

The author has something to say: Here is a preview of the second part [Comprehensive] The system wants to see the master pretending to be aggressive.

The vests that are scheduled to be worn by the heroine are: Demon Queen, Nine Disasters, Jun Haitang, Gui Boying, Jiu Shenlian, King Ji Wu...

The races that are scheduled to appear are: God Race, Demon Race, Evil Race, Monster Race, Ghost Race, Hades Race, Blood Race, Beast Race [spiritual beasts], Spirit Race [mixed blood of God Race and Monster Race]

Readers who want to play soy sauce can provide their own small files, settings, and names. It is best not to wear monsters, because the heroine may be hungry and eat them.

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Visiting Wife System

It was popular in the Yamato period and continued until the Heian period.

This kind of marriage is a marriage in which the husband and wife live separately. The man and the woman live with their own mother and half-brothers and sisters. The man sneaks into the woman's house at night and leaves in the early morning of the next day. The children born live with the mother, while the male is responsible for the living expenses of his wife and children. [For details, please refer to Duma Encyclopedia Visiting Wife and Marriage]

The following are reference materials for the Heian period. The author [Urban Management Invincible], to be honest, the Heian period was really not good.

——The map of Japan in the Heian period was very different from the present. Simply put, it was smaller.Hokkaido Island is still dominated by the indigenous Ainu people, and the Ou area in the northeast of Honshu Island (that is, the piece from Tokyo on the map) is also governed by the old indigenous separatist rule before the conquest of the Yamato court, similar to a colony.By the end of the Heian period, local talents had basically completed ethnic integration and assimilation with the Yamato tribe.

In the southwest, Ryukyu Island is still an ignorant and uncivilized wild land, and the southern part of Kyushu Island is also haunted by savages, and it is only included in the territory in name.In these places, you can only appreciate the "simple style" of the primitive society...

Even in most of the places under the rule of the Yamato court, the land is sparsely populated, slash-and-burn, and wild animals are infested. Even a decent city cannot be found. The living conditions of the common people are probably not as good as the serfs in the European Middle Ages !

No way, the birth of Japanese civilization is already a matter of the second century AD.The prototype of the Yamato court was not formed until the sixth century, and the Heian era began in the ninth century... Even if the Central Plains in the west vigorously imported the Central Plains culture, it is expected that the Japanese will quickly change from the original culture of slash-and-burn farming and drinking blood one by one. For tribes, it is really difficult for them to directly enter the stage of a unified feudal country by rocket.

(Imagine what China in the Xia Dynasty should have looked like in general, and you won’t feel that the development of Japanese society in the Heian period was slow.)

What's more, although the country has not yet been truly unified, the nobles and ministers who ruled Japan have already decayed early.

They put aside the important task of expanding the territory, enriching the country and strengthening the army, and devoted themselves to the mountains and rivers, burned incense and worshiped Buddha, recited poems, studied calligraphy, and cultivated their sentiments... What's more, the nobles at that time also sent the rest of Japan All places are regarded as "villages" or even "ghost lands". They think that going to those places will bring bad luck, and they want to be an otaku.Occasionally there are a few guys who leave Beijing, most of them are either because of exile or relegation, or they are running away to avoid the persecution-the people who leave and those who send them off are crying, and some even leave suicide notes, and once they reach the ground I look forward to returning as soon as possible every day. …,

Therefore, Japan in the Heian period was a deformed society completely disconnected from top to bottom.The only civilized city is Kyoto, and the rest are old and young frontier and poor areas.In the future, the Kanto Plain where the prosperous Tokyo is located, in the Japanese concept at that time, is similar to the Xinjiang and Tibet in our modern Chinese impression.The famous samurai families that emerged there were actually the "production and construction corps" sent by the ministers of Kyoto to consolidate the frontier.These poor early warriors had to work hard to resist the attacks of separatist terrorists (primitive tribes, such as soil spiders, Ainu people, etc.), and at the same time, they had to reclaim the land to grow rice for self-sufficiency, because the imperial court in Kyoto is generally not responsible for military supplies. supply.

——As for the ministers who are sent there to serve as state affairs ministers, they are basically equivalent to our current "Tibet aid cadres".

Therefore, the wealth, civilization, art, and so-called "heian-era customs and legends" of that era are all concentrated in the square inch of Kyoto, and travelers must land there to witness it with their own eyes.

Although the noble women's formal attire in the Heian period was called twelve singles by later generations, it did not necessarily refer to wearing twelve pieces of clothing overlapping each other, but to match them differently according to seasons and preferences, and there were often breakthroughs in the number.Among them, there are female aristocrats who wear 26 pieces of clothing overlapping at one time. It is said in historical records that there are also some... The weight of the "26 sheets" is probably more than 40 kilograms!

There is no way, because the ancient weaving, embroidery, printing and dyeing methods are relatively backward, the fabrics produced are often much thicker and heavier than modern products under the same size.Also due to the underdeveloped textile structure and expensive fabrics in ancient times, the length of each person's clothes has become a major way to show wealth and status. Compared with our modern rich people, we need to drive a BMW when driving, and wear diamonds for jewelry. It's the same reason - the most common way for rich people to show off in those days was to wear all their money on their bodies!

Generally speaking, in order to save fabrics, poor people in ancient times could only wear thin shorts and shorts, and the richer they were, the more cumbersome their clothes were.Japan's "Twelve Singles" is the culmination of this idea, so that it finally produced a terrifying weight of 10-20 kg...

——You know, the heavy infantry armor "Infantry Armor" of the Southern Song Dynasty in China at the same time weighed about forty or fifty catties, at most less than sixty catties, and this is already the heaviest armor in Chinese history ...

Please don’t think wrongly, it’s not that the Southern Song court abolished martial arts, destroyed pillars, and raised soldiers to be weak and weak, even inferior to the delicate women in their boudoirs.In fact, in medieval Europe at the other end of Shijie, the weight of ordinary chain mail was only 15 kilograms, which was equivalent to about 15 catties.Even the gothic full body armor in the 20th century has reached the level of airtight protection, and it only weighs [-] kilograms.

Even with such "lightweight" armor, the soldiers who are big and thick wear it all day long and feel tired. They usually leave the armor on the cart and use mules and horses when they are marching.

However, the "twelve singles" of Japanese aristocratic women, also known as women's room attire, are the formal attire they must wear when they serve as errands in the palace and receive guests.In addition to all kinds of gold and silver jewelry and jade pendants other than clothes, as well as hairpins and ornaments on the head, fans and handkerchiefs in the hands... the addition of bits and pieces, the burden of every lady's whole body, sometimes I'm afraid It is more than 30 kilograms!And stick to it for at least one day!

——In pursuit of beauty, a delicate boudoir can really become more powerful than a soldier... What kind of spirit is this?This is a spirit of not sacrificing one's life for grace and beauty!The old adage "women are the ones who please themselves" has been brought to the extreme!

Hmm, now I finally understand why those palace women in Japanese classical novels often faint after a little excitement—the whole body is dressed so thickly, even if they are not crushed to death, they should be smothered to death!In summer, it is definitely going to be heatstroke!

But the problem is, after getting dressed, you have to dress up-this can be terrible.

First of all, the ancient Orientals, regardless of gender, were accustomed to long hair.Modern women can keep their hair long and waist-length, which is already very powerful.In the Heian period, the hair of aristocratic women was more than 3 meters on average!As for the highest record in this respect, it comes from Emperor Murakami's favorite concubine Yoshiko. According to records, this favorite concubine's hair is about 7 meters long... and the latest holder of the current Guinness record for hair length is Chinese female player Xie Qiuping Comrade, her hair is only 5.62 meters long.

Obviously, for such long hair, whether it is grooming, drying or daily maintenance, it is a tedious and huge project.Fortunately, the work of combing hair and braiding buns is usually done by maids, and the nobles themselves will not find it hard.

The real problem lies in the facial makeup that follows.

——According to the sissy and decadent habits learned from the gentry in the south of the Yangtze River in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the male officials and nobles in the Heian period of Japan also had to apply makeup, paint their eyebrows and teeth like women, and spend several hours a day on makeup and grooming.

Among them, the "thrush eyebrows" of ancient Japanese officials are completely different from the modern concept. They pluck out all the eyebrows, and then use ink to dot silkworm eyebrows between the eyebrows and the forehead, which feels very similar to the facial makeup in Peking Opera.In the eyes of modern people, it may feel ugly, but it will not damage health anyway.

(But the strange thing is that most of the actors who play the roles of the noble ladies in Japanese period dramas seem to have not shaved their eyebrows! How unprofessional!)

But the next step of whitening and powdering is in danger of life and death!

The so-called whitening powder is to use a soft brush to evenly apply white powder for makeup to the face for whitening, just like the Japanese geisha and kabuki of later generations.The white powder used at that time was mainly made of rice flour, lead white (lead powder) and light powder (mercury powder).Among them, rice flour is the cheapest and healthiest, but its color is not as pure as mineral powder.Therefore, those qualified public officials and nobles all choose the more expensive latter two.

At the same time, the Chinese court women were basically using lead powder for beauty, which is the so-called "washing away the lead"!

But the Japanese ministers at that time probably never thought about it, lead powder and mercury powder are highly poisonous! ! !

Long before the advent of the Heian period in Japan, the ancient Romans in the West had suffered enough from lead poisoning.

Due to the long-term use of lead powder cosmetics, lead wine glasses and lead dinner plates, and even lead pipes on the elevated aqueduct, all the descendants of Caesar and Pompey suffered from chronic lead poisoning.From the late period of the Roman Empire, Roman citizens have gradually become weak, mentally retarded, birth rate has shrunk, and deformed children have increased... which has become a major cause of the ultimate destruction of the empire!

After entering modern times, due to the common firing of lead bullets in the early days, after each battle, many soldiers were unable to remove a certain lead bullet because it was stuck in the body, or it was taken out too late, so they were out of medicine at that time. Remedial lead poisoning slowly tortured to death.

——The end result of long-term use of lead white paint on the face will also lead to chronic lead poisoning, anemia, vomiting, nerve paralysis and other symptoms.and.If aristocratic women continue to use lead white to make up during pregnancy and breastfeeding when they reach the age of having children, it will also cause anemia, indigestion, and even underdeveloped brains in the baby.If the baby is accidentally exposed to lead poisoning during breastfeeding, the baby's body is not fully developed and the detoxification ability of internal organs is poor, and it may even directly lead to sudden death! …,

As for the toxicity of mercury, it is also very scary-mercury poisoning usually directly affects the human nerves. The poisoned person suddenly becomes irritable and violent, and then becomes demented and forgetful. In the end, he cannot take care of himself, and even his actions are affected.The specific symptom manifested in the late stage of mercury poisoning is general paralysis, which is somewhat similar to the disease suffered by our modern Mr. Hawking who can only move three fingers, that is, the author of "A Brief History of Time".

Therefore, I would like to warn all men and women who are going to travel to the Heian era, for the sake of your own health and the health of future generations, even if you are ridiculed by others as a miser, you must use the cheapest rice powder on your face. Take white lead and mercury powder to play with your life!

(In the Heian era, productivity was backward, and some lower-level officials used rice powder to cover their faces. Later, they almost all used white lead, which is even more tragic.)

Of course, in order to avoid sleeping with a poison in your arms every day, and then let this poison and you give birth to the next generation of poisonous cubs, so when choosing a marriage partner, it is best to look for someone with a lower family background and a poorer family. Let's settle down in a dilapidated house that can't afford white lead!

So, for the sake of your health, despite the ridicule and contempt of the maids (you are a cheapskate), you just insisted on using the cheapest rice powder to finish your face.Then, the maids took out safflower dye and applied it on your lips, cheeks and nails, which is almost equivalent to the lipstick, blush and nail polish of later generations-this thing is basically no problem, it is pure natural and pollution-free of green products.

The problem is that the next makeup step "black teeth" will make people suffer again!

——In order to better bring out the whiteness and tenderness of the skin, the nobles in the Heian period, regardless of gender, used black teeth as their beauty.After the coming-of-age ceremony, girls and boys must dye their teeth black to show that they have entered the age of marriage.

To do this, they would apply a black dye called "iron paste" to their teeth, at least the front teeth.

—Attention, ladies and gents looking for romance!In the anime works with the background of the Heian era in Japan, those handsome noblemen who smiled and showed six white teeth, and the famous ladies with curved eyebrows and bright eyes and bright teeth, actually none of them existed!

And what is this "iron slurry" unique to the ancient Japanese?Specifically, it is a viscous liquid formed by mixing tea, wine, vinegar and other liquids, adding rusty iron filings, sealing and fermenting like wine making, and finally heating and boiling.

It is said that this "iron slurry" smells foul, is slightly toxic, and can seriously damage the gums, and even cause oral infections if not done well. I really don't know why the Japanese in the Heian period invented this thing Son to torture yourself?

However, as the saying goes, do as the Romans do, and the end result of refusing to get black teeth in that environment is to be rejected by the whole society.

——According to records, in the Heian period, there was also a maverick noble woman nicknamed "Congzi girl (the shape of the eyebrows is like a bug)", who resolutely refused to dye her teeth and shave her eyebrows. If you can't get married, your parents will worry to death.Later, I finally found a noble son with a curious taste (from the point of view at the time), and they barely made up a husband and wife...