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The mountain rabbit was frightened by Yingcao's rapid cry, her long ears stretched straight, but the hand holding the big watermelon machete suddenly loosened, and the big watermelon machete fell under gravity, almost at the same time the magic frog turned over Lie down, rolled around on the ground, held his right front paw, and shouted mournfully, "Oh, the old man's paw, the old man has become a disabled frog!"

Hearing the cries of pain from the magic frog, Shantu's pink face turned snow white, she hurriedly stepped forward and hugged the big head of the magic frog to comfort her, "Frog, blow to you, fly away in pain."

The magic frog stared at the mountain rabbit with teary eyes, and said in an extremely pitiful tone, "I don't have any claws anymore, so I can't take you racing again."

Shantu also had tears in his eyes, "It's okay, I won't abandon your qaq"

Yingcao was a little speechless watching the performance of the two of them acting like a TV series. Obviously, no blood splashed out. Yingcao pulled out the watermelon machete stuck in the ground extremely coldly, and said ruthlessly like a super villain, "Anyway, it's all injured, so I'll help you stamp all four paws, and put on wheels to make sure you can run fast."

As soon as the magic frog heard it, he turned over and stood up neatly. He even stretched his waist and shook his paws to prove that there was nothing wrong with him. "Really?"

"Friend, have you heard of the four-wheel-drive brother?" Yingcao solemnly began to instill the concept of the super-powerful version of the Magic Frog four-wheel-drive chariot into Shantu, "You can drive on a roller coaster until you are shoulder to shoulder with the sun." The mountain rabbit was full of longing at first, then looked at the shiny watermelon machete that Yingcao easily carried in his hand, turned his head to look at the screaming magic frog, and said in a tangled way, "The magic frog will hurt , now it’s great.”

The magic frog said emotionally, "Little rabbit..." He threw the mountain rabbit into the air as soon as his head was lifted. The mountain rabbit didn't have any fear, and laughed very excitedly. Sitting firmly on the back of the magic frog, the two monsters became gluey again.

"Hey, hey, stop playing, your Dharma eggs have all run away." The lamp genie said suddenly, holding the red-skinned Dharma egg in his hands, he weighed it up and down, a little He said with difficulty, "This egg is a bit heavy."

"That's because you lack exercise, look at your beer belly." Yingcao said, taking the red dharma from the magic lamp genie's hand with only one hand, and in the magic lamp genie, "This is abdominal muscles, eight pack!" Under the background sound, he patted Hong Dharma's big bald head very expertly, and leaned closer to listen to some dull sounds. The open eye of Hong Dharma shed a tear because of the pain, "It seems to be hungry. A few days, a little thin."

"Can you hear this?" The magic lamp genie shook his head exaggeratedly in disbelief, "You just knock twice like you knock on a watermelon?"

Yingcao said with some pride, "I'm called Reading All Thousand Eggs, and the skills I have developed are beyond the comprehension of others."

In the tradition of Yinyangliao, eggs are divided every year and festivals, red, white, black and blue. In addition, in order to encourage the onmyojis, they will give some gifts when they go to Yinyangliao to report every day. Qingming’s father’s luck It's not very good, Gouyu doesn't need to think about it, let alone the blue talisman, except for the pitiful money, there are only red eggs at the daily check-in, and Yingcao usually takes the little paper man who sweeps the floor to collect the eggs. She has to carefully pick out every one, and pass all crooked melons and jujubes. Although the adults in Yinyang Liao said that the taste of Bodhidharma eggs is the same, and the nourishing effect is similar, but Shikigami generally think that after tasting The taste carefully selected by firefly grass is much better, sweet and not greasy.

The magic lamp genie poured cold water on Yingcao, "How old are you? I have read thousands of eggs. I have been buried in the ground for 400 years. I know that the Dharma eggs are almost extinct in the last few hundred years. Where are you from?" Where did you read the eggs?"

Regardless of black dharma, red dharma can be said to be very common. Yingcao was a little shocked. More than 1000 years have passed, and the rations that used to be used have become endangered species. She subconsciously said, "How is it possible?"

This time it wasn't the magic lamp genie's rebuttal. The leader who already understood Yingcao's old-fashioned thoughts out of touch with the times stepped forward and said, "It's true. It's been more than 100 years since I saw Dharma eggs last time."

Yingcao blinked, pointed to the Dharma egg in her hand, and asked, "Since the Dharma egg is almost extinct, where did this egg come from?"

The three monsters Yingcao, Shouwu, and the magic lamp all looked at each other, and finally had no choice but to cast their eyes on the mountain rabbit who was still making out with the magic frog.

Seeing them looking over, Shantu tilted her head in a daze, and Yingcao knew she hadn't heard anything, so she had to repeat it again, and Shantu prolonged her voice "Oh" as if waking up from a big dream. It's a pity The answer was still somewhat inappropriate, "Grandma said that if there are guests coming, she should bring delicious food for everyone."

Yingcao has always been very patient with Shantu. She first agreed with Shantu's values, and then continued to ask, "Are there any Dharma eggs around here?"

Shantu shook his head, "No, I asked Big Sister Huaniaojuan to exchange the leftover gold coins from grandma." The magic frog added to Shantu, and the two of them explained the whole thing in one word. up.

Every ten years, there will be a demon market on the top of Shanyin. In the most traditional way of bartering, monsters will exchange what they need, and flower and bird rolls began to appear in monsters decades ago. In the city, she sells a lot of things, the most expensive of which are Dharma eggs of various colors, but she only accepts human currency in exchange.

"I heard that apart from the Qiongyao Wonderland in Huaguo, there are only Bodhidharma eggs in the Fuchun Township where monsters live in seclusion," Shou Wu said to Yingcao, "There are many big monsters who live in Fuchun Township in seclusion, but none I heard that Flower and Bird Roll has also joined Fuchunzhixiang."

The magic frog raised its head and looked left and right. Yingcao saw that he guessed that he might know something, and she heard the magic frog lower her voice and said, "It was brought out from the village of Fuchun, because only we and Mr. Huaniaojuan There was a deal, and she revealed it to us a little bit."

As we all know, the calligraphy and paintings of the Flower and Bird Scroll form a world of their own, which can be interpreted as space in today's words. Although the land of floating spring is mysterious, it is just another space found by monsters. There is no difference between the two in terms of origin. , but the hometown of floating spring is wider, and the two can communicate with each other in a special way.

"It is said that the butterfly spirit led the way." The magic frog recalled and said, Yingcao nodded. If it is a butterfly spirit, it is possible. Entering the monster's dream, even the monsters in the land of floating spring will definitely fall asleep, and it is very easy to lead Hanaichi to find the coordinates of the land of floating spring through the dream.

"But why did she do this on purpose?" Yingcao felt a little baffled. Although Huaniaojuan was not strong in combat, she was indeed a big monster. The Dharma egg was completely meaningless to her, and Yingcao's impression Huaniaojuan is not a monster who values ​​appetite very much, "I specially brought a few eggs from the land of floating spring?"

The magic frog was stopped by Yingcao, he shook his head, "I don't know very well, it's good enough that the adult is willing to tell us the source."

But Sumo thought for a while and said, "I remembered one thing. When I was in the Nuliang group, I heard that Katomaki-sama seems to have a close relationship with a human woman. There are also rumors that she took that human to The hometown of floating spring, but at the time I thought it was a fake news, but now it seems to be true."

Humanity?Yingcao shook her head in disbelief. Although the gentle and gentle flower and bird roll she remembered was not as disgusting and disdainful of humans as other big monsters, she had no intention of interacting with humans.

"This old man is not very clear," said the magic frog, shaking his head and tail, "but a week ago, when Yaoshi exchanged Dharma eggs with Lord Huaniaojuan, the adult said that she probably would not trade with us again, she She looked very happy, with the white bird singing on her shoulder, and she gave us all the remaining Dharma eggs."

Speaking of this magic frog, he paused, his eyes widened slightly, as if he had discovered some terrible secret, "I remember, Master Huaniaojuan also said that her old friend, Reiko, is back."

At the side, Shouwu bowed his head and murmured when he heard the name, "This name is very familiar." However, Yingcao was not interested in Huaniaojuan making a human friend at all, and she immediately grasped another important point in the magic frog's words, "Wait a minute , Huaniaojuan only wants human currency, right?" Seeing the mountain rabbit and the magic frog nodded together, and then asked, "Where did you get the money?"

Shantu chirped and said, "Grandma left the gold coin. It is said that when she left Mr. Abe Seimei to find Mr. Yingcao, Mr. Abe Seimei gave it to Mrs. Yingcao. He said that when he saw Mr. Yingcao, he would give it to her , This is the dowry he left her, which is 80 yuan. Grandma Grandma said that she was carrying such a big bag of gold coins." Shantu exaggeratedly drew a big circle, "Grandpa Grandpa Mowa was so heavy that he just lay down gone."

Hearing this, Yingcao became a little sad. The word dowry was a joke between her and Seimei's father. After Yingcao was able to single out the ten-story Yamata no Orochi of the Soul Tower, because the scene at that time was so spectacular , the combination of the cute loli and the beast, Qingming's father couldn't cover it even if he wanted to cover it, who told Yingcao that his face was bloody, and his skirt was torn, and he wanted to show off at the first moment.

Because of the experience of being rescued by Ebisu in the Royal Soul Tower before, Yingcao still carried the big tail of Yamato no Orochi, and dragged her all the way to the Yinyang House to show off to Ebisu. Everyone on the road looked at her "=口=", Yingcao, who valued her gentle image the most, didn't notice this, and threw Yamato no Orochi in front of Ebisu.

The god Ebisu looks honest and responsible, and Shikigami also has a smiling face, but in fact he has a bad heart. He took a sip of tea very calmly, and handed Firefly a mirror, and Firefly looked at it for a week. The Yamato no Orochi, who was ashamed to see anyone, was lying dizzy in the courtyard of Yinyangliao. It was Qingming's father who ordered eight terracotta warriors to carry it back to the Soul Tower.

After this incident, Seimei's father started to worry that after the news spread, the monsters outside would break the threshold in order to marry Yingcao's monster.

This is not a joke. The combination of big monsters depends more on whether the strength is strong. It is best to beat yourself to the ground. Yingcao once went out for a while and had to shoot more than a dozen monsters who came to marry him. The overlord dog general of the West Country has attracted more monsters to the door with such ferocity, Seimei's father is very worried about Yingcao's life, Yingcao joked, "Then father will prepare a dowry for me first. "I didn't expect Qingming's father to remember it all the time.

80 gold coins was a huge amount at the time. Abba Qingming, an African, must have spent more than half of his family’s wealth. Thinking about it, Yingcao felt like a warm current flowed through her heart. Tears flowed all over the place.

Yingcao calculated that the gold coins of more than 1000 years are considered super antiques now. Yingcao immediately felt that she had become a millionaire and reached the pinnacle of her life in minutes. Because she was moved before, her voice was still Somewhat choked up, she asked sobbingly, "Where's the rest of the money?"

Shantu spread his hands and said rather rascally, "No more, all replaced with Dharma eggs."

Yingcao tremblingly stretched out a finger, "One?" Seeing the mountain rabbit shaking his head, his eyes lit up, and saw the mountain rabbit stretching out three pink and tender fingers, "Three .”

Three eggs, 80?

Cao Cao, a millionaire with 80 gold coins, suddenly turned into a pauper Cao Cao with three eggs behind him. With this gap in life, Yingcao suddenly felt that the sky was about to collapse, and her heart was bleeding, dripping with blood, every drop Drop by drop.

Prodigal, too prodigal.