I'm super poor after inheriting kindergarten [Interstellar]

"What are you doing?"

The old man with a sad face was so frightened by this light greeting that he fell down.

Turning his head stiffly, he saw Cheng Yunze with a bad face outside the door at a glance. The old man reflexively pushed back the bedding that had been pulled out of the washing machine, and then closed the door of the washing machine with a "slap", pretending to be stupid: " Uh... I didn't do anything, I was washing things, yes, washing things."

Cheng Yunze ignored the grinning old man, his eyes passed over the old man and landed firmly on the washing machine behind him, although he couldn't see what was in the washing machine, but he couldn't forget the "colorful" sheets he saw when he just opened the door .

If I guessed right, the rainbow-like quilt was his original "clean" quilt!

"Then what, I, that..."

The old man hesitated for a long time, but still couldn't come up with a better explanation. Seeing Cheng Yunze's complexion getting worse and worse, he could only move away crying under his death ray.

Cheng Yunze closed the door, put the mentally handicapped suspension car casually behind the door, walked quickly to the washing machine, held back his anger and pulled out the quilt inside.

Sure enough... what a beautiful and charming rainbow~

Hold fast to that defiled!Sewage!Cheng Yunze stared at the perpetrator who wanted to flee.

Ha ha, no wonder this dead old man is so old that he doesn't even have a partner. If he can get rid of the one way, Yunze will write his name upside down if he can get rid of the single. It might be in shape.

"Then what Aze, why did you come back so soon? Did it go well just now?"

Seeing that he couldn't leave, the old man immediately showed an amiable expression.

Cheng Yunze believes that if others see him at this moment, they will definitely praise him: What a good elder!

But Cheng Yunze wouldn't take this set, after all, he was tricked back by the old man with this set of acting skills!

What can I do if I am so angry?

Glancing at the optical brain worn by Cheng Yunze, the old man knew with his toes that he had successfully obtained the identity chip, and he was relieved. Get fucked?

Seeing that he didn't answer, the old man specially showed a flattering smile, and praised in a very false way: "Ah, I knew that Aze, you are very good, and you can successfully get back the optical brain and the computer in just an hour." Chip, if someone else definitely can't..."

The more he talked, the more he felt that the old man wanted to continue to say something, but under Cheng Yunze's unkind eyes, his voice became weaker and weaker, and finally disappeared.

……

Taking a deep breath, Cheng Yunze randomly found a chair and sat down, meditating inwardly to calm down.

Listening to the old man's fake and exaggerated rainbow fart, and the little eyes that poked at him secretly that he thought he hadn't noticed, somehow the anger that soared after opening the door and seeing his "sacrifice" under the sheets was suppressed down?But even though his anger subsided, he still felt aggrieved looking at the unsightly "rainbow" sheets.After all, with the old man's stinginess, needless to say, he also knew that he would definitely pay for the old man's mistakes again!

"I advise you to be kind." Cheng Yunze smiled.

Old man:? ? ?

The old man couldn't figure out why he suddenly advised him to be kind.

Waved away the confused old man, Cheng Yunze sighed deeply.

Looking at the quilt in front of me wanting to cry without tears, in the future he will be the only bamboo spirit in the world who can cover a rainbow quilt, hehe, thinking about it is really exciting~ Although this kind of excitement is the excitement of wanting to hit someone !

After mentally preparing himself for a long time, Cheng Yunze finally resigned to his fate and took the wet sheet to the balcony to dry, then went back to the house and finished the housework, and then he finished eating and left it for him. dinner back to the room.

Looking at the basin with new water placed on the bedside table, the remaining anger in Cheng Yunze's heart finally dissipated.

He has lived by the Jinjiang River for 1000 years. As a result of being soaked in water vapor all the year round, water vapor has become a necessity engraved in his bones. When he just came here and couldn't sleep well, he listened to the old man and took a trick to put a basin of water next to him. The result was unexpectedly fruitful.

So although the old man has many shortcomings, Cheng Yunze endured it. After all, he could feel his sincerity towards him. Otherwise, as a thousand-year-old monster, no matter how good-tempered Cheng Yunze was, it would be impossible for him to put him on top of him every day. Eat three meals a day to cheer yourself up.

Thinking of this, Cheng Yunze was moved by himself, and he couldn't help but praise him for his kindness.

I really am a good fairy~ or the very best kind~

After some self-consolation, Cheng Dinghao Fairy Yunze turned on his optical brain with a trace of indescribable good mood, took out the brochure that the staff found somewhere and started to read.

The operation of the future Skynet is simple and Cheng Yunze is not a stupid person, so apart from being a bit bumpy at first because he is not familiar with it, after getting familiar with it, his online operation can be said to be very smooth, looking here and there on the Skynet Look, the questions that have been in my mind for a long time now have clear answers.

What shocked him the most was that there seems to be no human beings in this future world. In this world where there are only "fairies" of animals and plants, everyone will transform. Everyone here has "fairy power", but they are called ghosts. Ability and physical ability.

.........

Cheng Yunze was dazzled by the colorful world of Skynet. In less than an hour, the faint sorrow in his heart disappeared, and he devoted himself wholeheartedly to this strange world to him.

But... looking at him, he has a new understanding of how poor the old man is!

It turns out that this old man is really poor!

How poor is he?

They are so poor that they don’t even have a single nanny robot in an ordinary family, and they are so poor that they live in the future interstellar time and space, but they end up living a life that is not as “high-tech” as the little koi living in the 21st century.

It really makes people feel so dumb!

Cheng Yunze thinks that if he has a chance, he should go out and make a living, otherwise he will definitely die of poverty if he stays here. As a thousand-year-old monster, as a friend of a koi spirit, his fortune is also dignified?

"Forget it, stay with the old man, and we'll leave after a while." Cheng Yunze put down his brain, lay on the bed and muttered to himself.

Heh, it's not that he is reluctant to part with that old man, but he just feels that the vegetables he just planted have not been confiscated, and now he is taking advantage of that old man!And...he hasn't spent his own money yet!That was given to the victims by the federal government, a total of [-] interstellar coins!How much did he spend, the rest must be spent!

The dazed Cheng Yunze didn't know how he fell asleep, he only knew that Skynet hadn't exited when he was woken up to work.

As usual, Cheng Yunze finished his breakfast at the urging of the old man and then went to work, but what was different from the past was that now that he knew that this world had supernatural powers, and this supernatural power and spells seemed to have There are so many similarities, so Cheng Yunze untied himself from the confinement - watering with spells.

This is terrible, as soon as Cheng Yunze pinched his hair, he felt the originally sluggish aura in the air frantically rushing towards his body, and the small rain technique he used originally turned into a torrential rain under the influence of these auras , squatting bent vegetable seedlings.

Staring dumbfounded at the mess in front of him, Cheng Yunze was stunned for a moment, and finally thought uncertainly, so he is unlucky?Or luck?To be struck by a thunderbolt from the Dharma-ending Era to this aura-filled world imagined by countless ancestors!

No wonder there are all "fairies" here. If nothing else, there is plenty of aura. Why can't elves take form?I'm afraid that even stones can become essences, right?

"Ah Ze~ Take it easy~ Normal people don't have such high-level abilities."

When Cheng Yunze was having fun playing alone, the mysterious old man suddenly appeared from nowhere and said such a sentence.

Hearing this, Cheng Yunze was stunned for a moment, and looked at the old man suspiciously, always feeling that he was hiding something from him, but he continued to weaken his own output forcefully.

Although this bad old man is always in the air, he really hasn't lied to himself, and for some reason, he often reveals to him some common sense that he doesn't know but the people here must understand.

"Here, the vast majority of people have their own abilities, ranging from F-level to SSS-level, and there are even legendary abilities beyond SSS-level, but for ordinary people, C-level abilities are already very Not bad, the better ones are B-level and A-level. People with S-level abilities are already called geniuses, and SS-level abilities are rare geniuses. As for SSS-level abilities, it is clearly revealed at present. There is only one person in our country, and that is—Marshal Kong

In addition, all power levels can be evolved. If you are interested in the specific evolution rules and laws, you can go to Skynet to check... You are a newly discovered war survivor in a remote area. power information, so you need to retest the power level within this year. "

Hearing this, Cheng Yunze looked up at the old man thoughtfully, pondered for a moment, and finally said: "Then when will I retest the ability level?"

Hearing this, the old man stared at him for a while, finally squinted his eyes and smiled, his face no longer had that irritating expression on his face, but was very unpredictable: "When you can control your abilities .”

Cheng Yunze: "..."

Ability?I'm afraid it's magic, right?

Hearing the word ability with the accent added, Cheng Yunze felt that this old man was really not a simple person!

"Okay, hurry up and fix the vegetable garden, let's have dinner after dinner, and I'll take you out to buy clothes after dinner." The old man turned and left after speaking.

At this time, the wind just picked up, and the breeze blew the corner of the old man's clothes, making him look extraordinarily mysterious and free and easy at this moment, but he didn't expect that the next moment he fell flat on the ground, struggled and limped and cursed Go away, at this moment the demeanor of an expert is completely gone.

Well, this is the bad old man I know~

Cheng Yunze laughed unkindly from behind.