I'm super poor after inheriting kindergarten [Interstellar]

"Ah Ze, I'm going back to eat, are you going back to eat?" When the sun climbed directly above the sky, Cheng Yunze's voice sounded like an old urchin who was very aged but cheerful.

Turning around, grabbing the old man who wanted to sneak away by himself, Cheng Yunze told himself to keep smiling countless times in his heart.

after all!Although!although!This old man is picky and cunning and extremely unreliable!No matter what, he has saved himself, so...he must not be beaten to death! ! !

After hypnotizing himself, Cheng Yunze took a deep breath, straightened up and put down the hoe in his hand, and hypnotized himself to have a beautiful life tomorrow.

But I didn't expect that he didn't care about the old man, but he started to care about it!

"Oh, I said, how can you be so good at eating? This is going to make the old man me poor. Look at you, how much work did you do in the morning? According to your way of eating, I will lose a lot of money." ..."

Hearing the old man's complaints, the veins on Cheng Yunze's head pulled out suddenly, and the anger that was suppressed in his heart was rising steadily.

He thinks that he is not easily angry, but this old man's ability to tease people is too deep! ! !

Otherwise, how could he turn into a puffer fish with just a word?

But he was also his savior, so Cheng Yunze could only suppress his anger with all kinds of difficulty.

And the old man walking in front was obviously cheap enough, he actually laughed out loud looking at the aggrieved Cheng Yunze, taking pleasure in bullying others.

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"Ah Ze, can you eat less?" The old man felt sorry for the one, two, three, four empty plates on the table, and the villain in his heart was pounding the floor!

I go!I saved a poor man and went home, right?Otherwise, how can it be so edible?

Looking at the empty plates on the table, the old man's heart was bleeding, and thinking about the four-figure balance left in his bank card, he was about to cry.

Cheng Yunze who accidentally saw the old man's painful expression: "..."

Be reasonable!In fact, he didn't eat much!Now the situation looks so "tragedy" purely because the old man gives too little food, so it seems that he is just a fool!

There was no food left but to eat, the old man got up to pack the food, only to see the empty rice cooker, turned his head and glanced at someone who was full, Fan Sheng clutched his heart, his face twitching.

"Go away, get out of here, kid, my chest hurts when I see you."

After eating and drinking, Cheng Yunze was not annoyed when he told him to go away, but he put down the bowls and chopsticks very obediently, and left quickly. Fan Sheng kept scolding him as a heartless bad boy with his unrestrained attitude. .

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But as a wounded person, although Cheng Yunze was "squeezed" by Fan Sheng, he still had half a day's extravagant rest time, but it was a pity that he couldn't find any entertainment, so rest became synonymous with sleep for him, and often more It was a struggle to wake up only to find that the sun was about to set.

Today was no exception. Cheng Yunze who had just woken up lay on the bed with half-closed eyes and a confused mind. In a trance, he seemed to smell a familiar and reassuring vapor, as if he had returned to the place where he was born.

As the most difficult plant-type elf to become a spirit, the bamboo spirit Cheng Yunze has worked hard for 1000 years before showing any signs of becoming a spirit.

But maybe it's because Cheng Yunze was an unlucky ghost recognized by the Dao of Heaven since he was a child, and he just went through a transformation tribulation, but even the Nine Heavens God Thunder Tribulation came out in the end?The moment Cheng Yunze saw Lei Jie, he burst into tears. What evil did he do? Why did the transformed Lei Jie be the immortal Lei Jie? ? ?

With a trace of indescribable aggrievedness, Cheng Yunze was undoubtedly fainted by the thunderbolt, but maybe he had good luck because he stayed with the koi spirit for a long time. There is still a day to open his eyes, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he knew that his luck was limited, because he found himself in a completely strange place with all kinds of goblins!

If he was a country bumpkin goblin in the deep mountains and old forests, then he might be ecstatic, thinking that he had come to the legendary demon world.

But speak!road!reason!

As the oldest monster in the Jinjianghe territory circle, would Cheng Yunze think so?

Uh... It turns out that he really can...

However, as a demon who was forced to be taken down the mountain by his friend Koi Jing (original form) to play for a few months, Cheng Yunze only spent half a day on the I figured out that I was definitely not in the demon world or the fairy world, but in a future world.

Later, when he was rescued by the nagging old man, he was more sure that he had entered the future world that the group of gay friends in the game often talked about.

Maybe people have a baby bird complex, and demons are no exception. Cheng, who has not been deeply involved in the world, knows nothing about the future world. Yunze made a difference between the serious government disaster relief personnel and the amiable old man. Kill yourself for the decision.

He gave up the government's assistance, and followed the kind-hearted old man back home with a bit of pride that he couldn't even express under the envious eyes of the refugees, so he started his own trap the road.

Hong Kong is true! !If Cheng Yunze was given another chance to choose, he would happily stay in the refugee area and praise the government, and then accept the government's assistance instead of going home with Fan Sheng, an iron cock!

It's a pity that there is no medicine for regret in the world, and Cheng Yunze has no second chance to choose. After following Fan Sheng back to the international kindergarten that he said can lead all interstellar cubs to a glorious path, the actual dilapidated old kindergarten... I never had a good day.

As a wounded person, not only could he not calm down to heal his wounds, but he also had to get up early every morning to work hard on the bare land next to the kindergarten. Cheng Yunze didn't think it was a problem if he just worked, but here comes the problem, old man Fan Sheng You're so cheap, and you're so stingy!Every day he would be pissed off, if it wasn't for him not having other channels to understand the situation outside, Cheng Yunze felt that he would definitely not be able to resist beating him to death.

"..."

"Bump bump..."

"Aze... Aze, are you awake? Don't sleep, get up quickly, something serious happened..."

Suddenly, outside Cheng Yunze's door, the old man's ghostly cries and wolf howls sounded.

Although according to how he got along these few days, Cheng Yunze is 90.00% sure that the old man's so-called major event is definitely a trivial matter, but after all there is still a [-]% chance of being a major event, isn't it?So Cheng Yunze, who was spread out on the bed, couldn't bear it anymore and finally gritted his teeth and got up to open the locked door.

But something unexpected happened!He opened the door, and the old man who knocked on the door crazily fell on top of him because of inertia, and then...

"Boom..."

Cheng Yunze, whose demonic power was imprisoned, pursed his lips tightly, watching the old man's dirty slippers draw a beautiful arc in the air, and flew into the large basin on his bedside table with despairing eyes. get wet.

Cheng Yunze, who watched the whole process with his eyes, exposed the veins outside his temples.

Cheng Yunze: You are so angry, but you still have to keep smiling.

"Uh... Aze, don't be impulsive, you have to be kind, son! Grandpa didn't do it on purpose, isn't it a coincidence!"

Fan Shengma, who had done something wrong, got up, smiled awkwardly at him, touched his half-bald head slowly, and tried his best to pretend that nothing happened.

But looking at Cheng Yunze, whose complexion was getting worse and worse, Fan Sheng knew that he was in trouble, and his first thought was to run away, completely forgetting what he was doing here: "Well, Ze, I suddenly remembered that there is something wrong with the vegetable garden, I'm leaving first."

Cheng Yunze:? ? ?

Someone wanted to run away before he said anything, Cheng Yunze rubbed his forehead in frustration, and asked unrequitedly: "Wait, didn't you just say that there is something important?"

Ever since he came here, he once thought that he might not be a master of bamboo but a master of puffer fish!Otherwise, how could he be so easily vomited by an old man who doesn't even know what he is?

"Yes, yes, there is something to do." Fan Sheng knocked on his head, and smiled awkwardly. He shrank his neck when he remembered the slippers of "Leaping over the Jungle" just now, and suddenly dared not speak, because he didn't say anything. He also knew it was more annoying than slippers.

Under Cheng Yunze's cold eyes, Fan Sheng laughed awkwardly for a long time, and finally gave him a guilty look, and said weakly: "Then what... Aze, your citizen ID card has come down."

Seeing his guilty conscience, Cheng Yunze knows that the question is definitely not that simple without asking.

really!After he asked repeatedly, Cheng Yunze learned that today was the last day for him to get his ID card!If he doesn't get it today, he will be a temporary citizen for another whole year!And now there is only one hour left before people get off work!

Cheng Yunze laughed back angrily: I don't know if I should say MMP or not.

Before he had time to settle accounts with the old man, Cheng Yunze reflexively ran away.

Riding the old man's mentally handicapped version of the suspension car, he worked hard and finally arrived at the household registration office in the last 3 minutes before work, and got his official interstellar citizen ID card chip and supporting basic light while the staff looked regretful that he had to work overtime. brain.

"I said you are so courageous, little brother! How come you are so late for such an important matter? You have to know that if you are a few minutes later, you will have to be a temporary citizen for another year. I won't say anything else, temporary citizen I don't even have permission to access Skynet..."

The staff looked at Cheng Yunze like a rare object. They originally wanted to criticize him, but when they saw his elegant and pale face, they could tell it was just recovering from a serious illness. The staff couldn't bear to say anything, mainly because he was too beautiful. So, the subject of the subsequent criticism changed, and Quancheng became concerned: "How is your health, little brother? I see that your face is very pale. Would you like to pour you a glass of water?"

Cheng Yunze was speechless, the outside world really is a world of faces!Such a world is obvious for people with good looks - very friendly!

Faced with the kindness of others, Cheng Yunze couldn't remain indifferent, so Cheng Yunze showed a smile, thanked him gently, and then successfully authenticated the chip identity and opened the Skynet account under the guidance of the staff.

Looking at Cheng Yunze who doesn't even have a Skynet account, the staff members' eyes flashed with surprise. You must know that only a very few people on remote and impoverished planets don't have Skynet, so... this good-looking boy with a dignified temperament Is the person of Poverty Star?

It's really staggering, after all, this boy can't see the shadow of Poverty Star at all!With his not superficial knowledge, he dares to say that this child is definitely better than most children of the same age on a developed planet. But if he grows up on a developed planet, then... how good it would be, so it's a pity !

The staff who sighed in their hearts had a more gentle attitude towards Cheng Yunze, and they spoke softly, as if they were afraid that they would scare people if they spoke loudly. That abnormal appearance made Cheng Yunze unbearably suspicious, wondering if he was being I found something, so I didn't dare to stay for a long time, and left immediately after I was done, trembling all the way.

After finally returning home, Cheng Yunze, who had just stepped into the house and had already forgotten what the old man did before, was once again turned into a puffer fish by him.

The author has something to say: All the little angels who have seen it say so!As long as you get through the first few chapters, it will be very good.