[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

After dancing with the clown all night, the little Batboy still couldn't find the correct posture to escape the card. When the Joker was sent back to Arkham Asylum, the little Batboy was also sent to the police station.

If the clown gets caught—

Not unusual.

If the clown gets caught by a kid—

Curiosity at most.

If the Joker gets caught by a miniature Batboy—

Oh, it's totally surprising, okay?

Rated as the city with the highest crime rate in the United States, the police in Gotham City are the busiest, because there are people committing crimes every minute and every second, ranging from petty theft to robbery and murder.

But even so, it was not as exaggerated as it is today, as if all the lawbreakers in Gotham City were pouring out. When Commissioner Gordon came to the police station, he was completely stunned by the scene in front of him.

"Uh, can anyone tell me what's going on here?"

Director Gordon casually grabbed a police officer who was holding a baton to maintain order, and asked, "Why are there so many people?"

Director Gordon thought to himself, could it be that some gang boss was arrested, and their younger brothers came to make trouble?

Facts have proved that Director Gordon is really naive. When the policeman saw the question from the director, he quickly said: "Good morning, Director, these people are here to see the little Batboy."

Commissioner Gordon: ...Is this a pain in the ass?

He thought the policeman was joking with him, but he said it seriously, and said: "Just now William called and said that another group of people would be sent over, but the police station has no space and there are not enough manpower. What should we do now?"

Commissioner Gordon: ...I seem to have come to a fake police station.

"This is the police station, do you think it's a vegetable market?" Commissioner Gordon said displeasedly, "Kick them all out."

Hearing Director Gordon's words, before the police officer had time to speak, those who were squeezed out and hadn't been able to go in to see the little Batboy quit.

"Director, although we just robbed the children's pocket money, you can't look down on me, okay?"

"That's right, I robbed an old woman's money, which was five hundred."

"Five hundred?" A young man dressed in non-mainstream sneered, "One thousand for me! Just ask if you are afraid!"

……

Commissioner Gordon: ...are you out of your mind?Are you so proud of robbing the children one by one of the elderly's money?Usually in this situation, don’t they pretend to be grandchildren, promise repeatedly that they won’t do it again, and ask for leniency?

Director Gordon wiped his face, feeling that he must have gotten up in the wrong way this morning, otherwise, how could the criminals in Gotham City have such a strange style of painting?

He didn't bother to pay attention to those social youths who were overwhelmed, turned his head to look at the police officer, and asked, "Are they all here for the little bat boy?"

The policeman nodded: "Most of them are. At first they just planned to come and see the little Batboy, but our police station is not a supermarket playground. How can we let them come and go freely? In the end, we don't know who they are. Thinking of such a way, I just want to do something bad and be caught by us."

What the police didn't say was that because some people really couldn't find someone to rob and steal, they simply beat the police in an attempt to be brought back to the police station by them.

Commissioner Gordon: ...He just wanted to say don't stop taking the medicine.

Before he could properly digest this speechless fact, he heard exclamations and applause from inside the police station. Chief Gordon felt that the veins on his forehead couldn't help but twitch.

"You maintain order. I'll go in first to see what's going on." Commissioner Gordon said to the police officer, then he reached out and pushed through the crowd. It was found that there was a mess inside, and six or seven young people fell to the ground, howling and screaming.

"Silence all!"

Director Gordon yelled angrily. He had been gaining power in Gotham City for a long time. After such a drink, the originally applauded, and the young people who watched the excitement all shut up.

The white policewoman walked to Director Gordon and heard him ask, "Who is making trouble here?"

"Uh..." The white policewoman blinked her eyes, and then said, "They provoked the little Bat Boy, and they were beaten to the ground."

Batboy again?

"Where's Batboy?"

Director Gordon asked, and as soon as he finished his words, before the white policewoman had time to answer him, he saw a miniature version of Batman falling from the ceiling.

Batboy is a passionate chatterbox in private, but he can still scare people when he is straight-faced, especially in Gotham City.

After all, his father's big bat is the nightmare of criminals in Gotham City, okay?

Even if the little Batboy is not Batman, but seeing that his outfit and strength are exactly the same as Batman, they will involuntarily transfer their attitude towards Batman to the little Batboy.

Ah, even the miniature Batboys, they couldn't help but shiver under his [-]m strong aura qwq

Oh, don't ask them, since they are so afraid of the little Batman who looks like Batman, why do they try to sneak into the police station to see him, the reason is very simple -

Because the news that Bat Boy successfully captured the clown in such a funny and down-to-earth way has spread in Gotham City. Think about the gloomy Batman who haunts late at night to arrest criminals, and think about dancing with people on the street Q The cute little bat boy, the contrast in the painting style is so great that it makes their hearts itch, okay?

Those six or seven punks who were beaten to the ground by Bat Boy not only wanted to see Bat Boy with such a contrasting style of painting, but because they had a grudge with Batman, they turned their anger on Bat Boy.

Batman and the others can't get close to revenge, but the little Batboy and the others must have a way, right?

So those little bastards planned to teach Batboy a lesson when the other policemen were not paying attention, and the result can be imagined——

It's no wonder that the little Batboy, who was so embarrassed that his body seemed to be hollowed out, couldn't find the correct posture to escape back to the card, could have a good temper, and he beat them to the ground with a loud hum.

For the little Bat Boy, he was not tall enough, and his aura came in, so even though Director Gordon was a bit taller than him, he didn't show any timidity: "I am the little Bat Boy."

Commissioner Gordon: ...Needless to say, I know.

Although he had already heard the news from the phone before coming here, Chief Gordon, who rushed to the police station, didn't have time to read any newspapers, so he couldn't imagine what his subordinates said was a replica of the miniature Batboy. of.

After all, in Director Gordon's mind, the impression of Batman is too deep. Although his helmet has two cute cat ears (Batman: ... not!), but this does not make Batman The image of Xia looks kinder and gentler.

So no matter how much the miniature is reproduced, Director Gordon has no way to associate Batman, even the little Batboy, with words like cute and cute.

But after seeing it with his own eyes, Commissioner Gordon discovered—

Uh, it's really cute.

Director Gordon has a good friendship with Batman, but it is limited to business affairs, and he has never heard Batman say that there will be a second-generation Batman, but...

Director Gordon glanced at the equipment on Little Batman, and then said to the white policewoman, "You take care of things here."

Then he said to Little Batboy, "Follow me into the office."

As he said that, Director Gordon walked to his office first, and the little Bat boy who stayed where he heard the words, glanced at the few punks who had been knocked over by him on the ground, and then at the other social youths who were watching the excitement. , snorted with a straight face, and then pulled out the bat dart and threw it directly at the wall. It was surprising that half of the bat dart was sunk into the wall.

Originally, whether it was the social youth watching the excitement, or the policeman who was full of curiosity about such a cute little bat boy, they all gasped.

God, where is this cutie?Obviously it is a big killer!

And those punks who were beaten to the ground were wailing exaggeratedly at first, intending to sue the little Batboy for maliciously hurting people, but when they saw the bat dart half buried in the wall, they all shut up.

Well, it seems that the little Bat Boy is still showing mercy.

Seeing that he had successfully frightened so many people, Little Bat Boy was in a good mood, he didn't forget that they just saw him as a monkey show one by one.

After following Director Gordon into his office, I heard him ask, "What's your relationship with Batman?"

Hearing this, Little Batboy glanced at Director Gordon, and did not answer his question, but said, "I caught the clown for you, not your prisoner."

Little Batboy: ...Although he didn't know how the clown could be so weak, he would dance so embarrassingly that he collapsed and was taken back to the Arkham Asylum.

That's right, about catching the clown smartly, Little Bat Boy said, this is a beautiful misunderstanding, he has no hatred with the clown, why would he want to catch him for no reason?It's just that they danced so excitedly that they completely forgot that there were Gotham citizens living nearby.

So when they saw a person suspected to be a clown (Gotham citizen: who would have thought that the notorious clown would have a hobby like dancing?), they immediately called the police.

"I know," said Commissioner Gordon, "but I have to ask a few more questions about your attire."

Little Bat Boy took a look at Director Gordon, seeing that his eyes were clear, and he was not like the policemen who looked at him as if they saw something strange, so he said: "The relationship here is very complicated, even if there is a relationship. It’s okay, it’s okay to say it’s okay, but you just need to know one thing—I’m not a bad person.”

Although he knows that everything about him is based on Batman, but since he was activated until now, the little Batboy has been with Alida, and there are not many opportunities to get in touch with Batman, so he really feels that he is related to Batman. Relationships are complicated.

Say it's not father and son, he was indeed created based on him.

Let's say they are father and son, there is really no blood relationship between them.

Commissioner Gordon: ...I feel like I've said a lot, but I feel like I haven't said anything.

Director Gordon thought that the little Bat Boy said this on purpose because he was too defensive, but the little guy blinked a pair of innocent big eyes and looked at him, as if I was telling the truth.

Director Gordon, who was about to wipe his nosebleed: ...God, how can you be so cute?