[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

Before driving with Batman, Alida always wanted to take off his helmet, but after getting into the car with him, she refused him to take off the helmet.

"why?"

Hearing Alida's words, Batman couldn't help but glanced at her, and asked. In fact, he thought that the glamorous girl would take off his helmet when he wasn't paying attention, but it turned out that he was completely overwhelmed. up.

Alida: ...Of course you have to concentrate when driving.

Seeing Batman's question, Alida glanced at him, then smiled and said, "Honey, I'm afraid I won't be able to stand the stimulation."

It's fine if Batman is a handsome guy, but think about it, what if Batman is the second Deadpool?

Alida: ...she needs to go out and cry against the wall.

Hearing what Alida said, Batman couldn't help but take a look at her. After taking the antidote, the green layer that originally attached to the glamorous girl's skin has disappeared, and the white jade-like skin is dotted with red plum blossoms. , appearing particularly ambiguous.

Seeing such a scene, Batman couldn't help but think of everything that happened last night. His eyes couldn't help deepening, and he subconsciously looked away. Just as he was about to say something, Alida suddenly said, "Hey, Batman!" .”

Batman turned his head and saw the glamorous girl shaking her clothes in front of him, "My clothes are torn, are you going to buy me a set?"

Although he is an old driver, seeing Alida's torn clothes, Batman still felt a little uncomfortable: ...was he acting so rough last night?

However, it was obviously impossible for Batman to go out to buy clothes. He put his cloak on Alida's body: "Let's use this to make up for it for the time being."

Alida didn't care. She put the cloak on her body. Although it didn't keep warm, but fortunately, the temperature inside the car was relatively high, so she didn't feel cold. She sat in the passenger seat, looked at Batman who was driving, and was about to say something When I suddenly thought of what happened last night——

How could there be an inexplicable delay for Xiao Yeyi and the others to return to the card?

and many more!

Alida froze for a moment, Little Yeyi and Little Red Hood somehow delayed returning to the card, but what about the little Bat Boy who was with Damian and the others?

Alida hurriedly sat up from the passenger seat, then knelt on the seat, leaned over to the back of the car and brought her torn clothes.

Batman who was driving was unclear about Alida's behavior, so he asked, "What happened?"

Alida ignored Batman, but took out the card that belonged to Batboy. The card that should have the Q version of Batboy was blank now——

Little Bat Boy didn't escape the card! ?

Alida, who had never encountered such a situation before, looked a little confused, but Batman couldn't help frowning when she saw that something was wrong with her, stopped the car and pulled her back to the passenger seat, and asked in a deep voice, "What happened?"

Alida looked up at Batman, and said to him with a dazed expression, "Batboy, I seem to have lost our son."

Batman: ... Lost the little Batboy?

Alas!

and many more!

Since when did he take Batboy as his and Alida's child for granted?

And where is the little Bat Boy who didn't escape the card at this moment?

I'm dancing with the clown.

That's right, it's a dance orz

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Arkham Asylum, a place where most of the extremely dangerous and intelligent criminals in Gotham City are gathered, including the Joker.

However, in fact, the Arkham Asylum has never been able to keep the clown, and the reason why he is willing to stay in the Arkham Asylum is also very simple——

Either I'm tired of being outside or I want to laugh at my colleagues in prison.

And the reason why the clown is unwilling to stay in Arkham Asylum is also very simple——

Because it was so boring inside Arkham Asylum, he had to have some fun.

The last time the clown knew that there was a woman next to Batman, so he escaped from prison because of his curiosity, but he was also very good. When Batman and the others came to catch him, he would go back to Arkham Asylum by himself.

Clown: ...That's right, that's how good he is.

It’s just that Arkham Asylum is really boring, the clown can’t take it anymore after staying for a few days, so he planned a way to escape from prison again, but he didn’t expect to meet a little Batman who was a “performer” on the street .

"Hey, Batboy."

The idle clown approached the little Batboy. At first he thought it was just a kid who worshiped Batman in Gotham City cosplaying, but after getting closer, he found that something was wrong——

The clown is a man of knowledge, and the equipment on this little bat boy is not something that ordinary people can get.

So the clown's curiosity instantly surged.

The little Bat boy, who was looking for the correct posture to escape the card, heard the clown's voice, and said without raising his head: "No charge, free viewing."

Clown: ...I seem to have met a fake little Batboy?

"Hey, kid." The clown sat on the railing by the side of the road, and said to the little Batboy who didn't look up, "Do you know who I am?"

The little Bat Boy who tried various poses and still failed was a little discouraged. Hearing what the clown said, he looked up at him. He thought it was another melon-eating crowd attracted by "cosplay Batman", but it never happened Thinking of looking up, it turned out to be a clown.

Little Batboy: ...? ? ?When did this little idiot my mother come out! ?

The little Bat Boy, who was completely scared by the Mini Ugly, couldn't help but think of the Mini Ugly when he saw the familiar makeup on the clown's face, but the next second he reacted——

This is a live-action clown, not a Q-version mini clown.

Thinking about it this way, the little Batboy relaxed, what's so scary about the live-action clown?

If the clown knew what the little Batboy was thinking, he would cry, right?

"I know you, clown." The calm little Bat Boy greeted the clown naturally, "What's the matter with you?"

In the eyes of the little Bat-boy who has never fought against the clown, the clown is far less terrifying than the mini-clown, so even if the clown is in front of him, the little Bat-boy does not react, and continues to look for a posture to escape the card.

The clown who never expected the little Bat Boy to react like this got stuck for a moment, but after a while he couldn't help laughing again——

very good!

very good!

Originally thought that only Batboy was interesting, but now there is another interesting little Batboy.

The clown has always been very patient with the toys he is interested in. Seeing the little Bat boy dancing there alone, he asked, "Are you planning to make money by performing? There are no customers here."

"No." Little Batboy shook his head, then suddenly looked up at the clown, "Do you have a cell phone?"

The clown who didn't know why still threw him the mobile phone he had snatched from the guard when he escaped from prison. Little Batboy took the phone he threw over and clicked on a music software, thinking that he had tried so many postures and couldn't escape. Cards, he just wanted to try another style, maybe he could escape success?

So a square dance Divine Comedy, which is popular all over the country in China, was played.

Although he couldn't understand the lyrics, the clown who still felt very brainwashed had a dumbfounded expression at this time, and what was even more dumbfounded was——

After 15 minutes, he couldn't help but dance along.

An hour later, he was able to dance with the little Batboy very freely.

Until he jumped to collapse and was taken back to Arkham Asylum by the Gotham Police Department, the clown whose body seemed to be hollowed out was full of thoughts——

the vast horizon is my love!