[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

How would you feel if a chatty Deadpool appeared next to you?

Alida: ...At first I wanted to kill him, but then I got used to it.

How would you feel if there were two talking deadpools around you?

Alida: ...At first I wanted to kill them, but later I found out that they can kill each other without her doing anything =w=

A Deadpool already made Alida feel that it was going to be over, and now the double Deadpool made the beautiful girl feel that it was not a feeling that it was going to be over, but that it was definitely going to be over, but as for who was going to end...

Then maybe XD

Since Deadpool said he was going to find Deadpool bad luck, and he wouldn’t be called Wade Gao Poor Handsome Big Cock Heartthrob Wilson unless he beat him to the top, then wait for him to come to 221B Baker Street Time will definitely not be soft.

But, it doesn't matter if Deadpool wants to find Deadpool bad luck, and he doesn't have a problem if he wants to kill, but this is Mrs. Hudson's home, and there are shops and passers-by everywhere outside, even if Deadpool and Deadpool have no scruples Let's do it, Alida can't let them go crazy here.

"Don't expect me to use the little wizard to restore the original."

Alida spoke silently, but succeeded in stopping the deadpool who was about to strike, and turned her head to look at the beautiful girl in disbelief: "Sweetheart, are you serious? This little bitch smashed and snatched!" In the end, you actually helped him now!? Did you forget that we even have children!? Sweetheart! Wouldn’t your conscience hurt if you did this!?”

Alida: ...Why didn't he think that his conscience wouldn't hurt every time he asked her to clean up the mess?

When the beautiful girl heard Deadpool's accusation, she didn't feel guilty at all, and she didn't feel her conscience hurt. Instead, she glanced at him, and the expression on her face fully revealed what she wanted to say——

Why does my conscience ache! ?

Not only is it painless, but it's also delicious!

Deadpool: ...Hi, how angry!

"Okay, okay, you are relying on how much I love you, that's why you dare to be so presumptuous, right?" Although Deadpool is now so angry that he can't wait to stab Deadpool twice in this parallel world, and let him steal his role so arrogantly , but he couldn't ignore Alida's disapproval.

So Deadpool could only give up the idea of ​​fighting with Deadpool, and chose to talk to him. Don't forget, they are all deadpools, and they can both break the "fourth wall". Know each other's situation, so when you get angry, you are completely aware of each other's pain feet and weaknesses.

what?

You ask them all dead servants, why bother to kill each other, after all, why is it too urgent to fight each other! ?

No, no!

Who the hell wants such a cheap, pornographic and pissed off Tonggensheng! ?

Alida: ...So are they despising each other?

Because both of them are as cheap as they are pornographic and as angry as they are.

Closer to home, Deadpool and Deadpool, who know each other's sore feet and weaknesses, can hit the nail on the head when they fight each other, for example——

"Haha, buddy, I really admire you. You obviously have a good hand but you play badly. Look at me. If you were half as mature and stable as me, you would have killed that tin can and become the leading actor." Okay? As a result, I can only cry and watch my beloved girl marry another man, tsk, why didn’t you rob them when you held their wedding ceremony? Maybe if you robbed them, now you want one, two, three Four, five or six children."

Deadpool said that if he were Deadpool, then he would never do such a stupid thing, spoiling the girl he likes as a little princess, which is fine, but you fucking let someone else marry your little princess Let's go, you said, are you fucking sick! ?

"Tsk." Regarding his most painful spot being poked by Deadpool, Deadpool didn't care what he thought, he didn't show it on his face anyway, but said with a smile, "Wow, no matter what, brother is still a Male second, how about you? You actually got reduced to having less roles than passers-by A, B, C, Ding, tsk, it’s not that my brother said you, it’s really embarrassing to us Deadpool.”

"Do you know how high my approval rate was when I voted for the male lead? If it wasn't for the author's brain picking the tin can, I would have embraced the rhythm of the beauty, how about you? I need to ask the little angels Support who is Alida's CP?"

Deadpool: ...Damn it!Poke his sore feet again!

"Oh oh oh, I was wrong, so what if I asked the little angels who they support as Alida's CP? It has nothing to do with you, after all, you are just a boudoir! Honey! Isn't it?" Deadpool Looking at Deadpool with folded arms, he said with a smile that he was not afraid that Deadpool would draw his sword at him.

That's right, Deadpool himself is Deadpool, he has the abilities that Deadpool has, and he also has the strength he has, and he has nothing to fear at all.

Deadpool will draw his sword to face each other, do you think that Deadpool doesn't have that 40-meter sword?

"Think that we are all dead waiters. When our little sweetheart Eve saw my brother, she cried and hugged my brother's thigh and said that she would marry him. Look at you, tsk, you can actually put a Alida was scared and cried with you, aren't you ashamed? It's a waste of our deadpool's handsome, suave, cute and charming face!"

While talking, Deadpool held his handsome little face and looked at Deadpool complacently.

Deadpool: ...Damn it!Why is this guy so annoying! ! ! ?

"Do you need to count the number of times the two of us have played and the number of scenes?" Deadpool said to Deadpool cheaply, "Brother completely smashed you, understand!?"

Deadpool: ...you spoil Eve like a little princess, but Alida also spoils me like a "little princess".

Deadpool: ...what's there to be proud of spending a woman's money on?

Deadpool: ...Because that's Alida's full love for me.

Deadpool (pulls out belly): ...Is this a real, full hobby?

Deadpool: ...Honey also makes me burritos.

Deadpool: ...in addition to burritos, sweetheart will also make me steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck sauce, chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly...

Deadpool: ... ah ah ah ah Alida he bullied me qwq

Seeing that Deadpool was so pissed off by Deadpool that he couldn't refute it, she shivered. As a friend of Deadpool, Alida not only didn't feel angry, but shared the same hatred with him, on the contrary, she couldn't help laughing hahaha.

"God, Wade, this is the first time I've seen you lose so badly."

As she said that, Alida also gave Deadpool a thumbs up. Obviously, she expressed her admiration for this warrior who can make the slutty Deadpool cry.

Although it is said that Deadpool is Deadpool and Deadpool is Deadpool, Alida is very clear that they have the same abilities and similar personalities, but their experiences are quite different, which leads them to grow into different people with their experiences. .

Even if Deadpool and Deadpool, two men who are dressed in exactly the same dress, are equally cheap and unscrupulous, sit in front of her, the glamorous girl can still tell who is Deadpool and who is Deadpool.

"Honey, do you think my brother is much more handsome than him?" Deadpool smiled and moved closer to Alida's side, "How about it? Do you want to consider having an exciting and wonderful sex with my brother hehehehe."

Alida glanced at Deadpool with a smile, and then said, "Sorry, I'm Yangou."

Hearing Alida's answer, Deadpool couldn't help turning his head to look at Deadpool, who was severely beaten and listless, and said in surprise, "Then why did you get along with this guy?"

"Do you have any opinion on your own appearance?"

Hearing Deadpool's words, Deadpool silently raised his middle finger at him, thinking that whatever he looks like, doesn't he just look like that?So did he say this together with himself?

Deadpool: ... seems to be in the wrong place orz

For the appearance of the two Deadpools, Watson was obviously very surprised. After all, anyone who saw a Deadpool had already appeared at home, but opened the door and saw a Deadpool would feel that the way he opened the door was wrong.

In fact, it's not that Watson's way of opening the door is wrong, but because Deadpool's posture of using the moving belt is wrong orz

Although Deadpool and Deadpool are both wearing masks, the people under the masks may not be exactly the same person, but you can't find such a difference between Deadpool and Deadpool, because they are different in their actions and tone of voice. They are so similar that they are almost half-lengths of each other.

Compared to Watson, Sherlock is better. Of course, there may be reasons why he doesn't easily expose his emotions to the surface. The great detective has heard it from the whole process of the two of them fighting each other. ——

One is the Deadpool of this world, and the other is the Deadpool of another parallel world.

To be honest, most people don't believe in this kind of time-traveling thing, even if there are mutants, aliens, etc. in addition to humans in this world, but parallel worlds, this is another matter, after all Be it mutants or aliens, they are also independent individuals, but the concept of parallel worlds means that there is another or even more, countless existences of you.

If it was normal, whether it was Deadpool or Deadpool, they might have teased Sherlock and Watson, but now, they only have each other in their eyes (Deadpool and Deadpool looked at each other with disgust), Oh, it should be said that there is also a little deadpool.

Regarding the character of Little Deadpool, Deadpool said: ... It's hard to describe in words!

Just as Deadpool thought, Deadpool also felt that how could a deadpool father like him, who is so cute, charming, and humorous, have such an old-fashioned guy who likes to give political lessons to others! ?

Think about the short hour he spent with deadpool just now, Deadpool was forced to take a political history lesson orz

Deadpool looked at Deadpool as if to say - what have you been through all these years! ?

Deadpool: ...Ghost knows what he (Little Deadpool) has been through these years! ?

Besides, didn't Deadpool just get along with the little Deadpool for a while?This is unbearable! ?

What's more, the character of Little Deadpool was not cultivated by him. Deadpool said: ... What can I do! ?I'm desperate too qwq

Sitting next to Alida, the little Deadpool who was holding her tightly, glanced at Deadpool, then at Deadpool, and couldn't help sighing silently: ... Isn't he the most desperate person?

Both dads are so impulsive that he wants to take them into the little black house!

Alas, I am so worried!