[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

"Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing looking at Deadpool's father like this? I hate it~ I will be shy (*/ω╲*)" I got closer to Alida, only to find that this amazingly beautiful girl stared at him without blinking. He saw that Deadpool immediately stretched out his hands to cover his face in a shy manner.

"Are you a fan of Deadpool's father? Wow, if you are, it's not surprising at all. After all, I'm the most popular character in Marvel (not one of them). How about it? Seeing as you are a fan of my brother Come on, brother, do you want to give you a chance to 'deeply' understand brother? This may only happen once in your life, don't miss it when you pass by~"

As I said before, even Director Nick knows that Deadpool is one of Alida's closest friends and the most trusted person, so Alida is very familiar with Deadpool, but this Deadpool...

Although the same cheap, but...

"Has your brain been pierced? Wade."

Forgive Alida for only thinking about this. After all, although Deadpool has a self-healing factor, he will not die even if he is punched by Hulk, but if his brain is pierced, then every minute will be the result of confusion.

This is not the first time that Alida has experienced Deadpool's brain being pierced. Counting the first time, this is the second time.

The glamorous girl still remembers that Deadpool's brain was pierced, causing confusion. When she saw her, she appeared in a state similar to amnesia. Later, um, she was beaten by Alida until she remembered her.

For this reason, Deadpool should be very careful when taking on any missions and fighting with anyone in the future, that is, he must not let his brain be pierced. After all, it is only a moment for him to be pierced, but the consequences will make him painful. I don't know how long qwq

After all, when Alida said beating, it was really beating qwq, do you think she would take pity on him because of accidental amnesia, so she would take good care of him and speak softly?

Stop it!

Unless Deadpool has a face like Charles Bruce Steve or Eric Clarke, what?You ask how Alida can only value the appearance and not the inner meaning?Even Yangou can't do this?

Alida: ...Does Wade have connotations?

Obviously not, orz

所以该揍的时候阿莉达还是毫不留情的，爱作死的人都一样，记吃不记打的，不打疼一点的话，他们又怎么会记得住教训？

The deadpool who was beaten up miserably back then: ...that made sense, but he was speechless, sweetheart, you won orz

Closer to home, Alida's eyes fell on Deadpool's face, wait, there is another possibility besides having his brain pierced...

The glamorous girl looked at him vigilantly, "Or...are you Loki!?"

Although according to the arrogant character of the little prince of Asgard, it is impossible for him to pretend to be a dead waiter. After all, this guy really breaks through the lower limit. With his style, he is definitely an elegant and noble villain, okay?

Thinking about what he just said, if it was really Loki in disguise... Hey, it's hard to imagine.

But there are exceptions to everything. After all, who knows if Loki will come up with another big conspiracy, so even pretending to be such a challenging role as Deadpool is not hesitating?

Deadpool: ...So is Sweetheart praising him or hurting him! ?

"Loki?" Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool, who hadn't realized that he had moved to the wrong dimension, couldn't help screaming, "Oh my god, sweetheart, do you think that brother is Loki's Bambi in disguise? I Admittedly, he can really pretend to be anyone, but do you think he can perfectly pretend to be Brother?"

"You must know that it is difficult for ordinary people to imitate my brother's peerless temperament. Otherwise, how could there be such things as counterfeit and high imitation knockoffs in the world? Besides, sweetheart, aren't you a fan of my brother? Brother Lian I can't tell if it's real or fake, God, sweetheart, you must have gone through the back door when you entered the Deadpool Global Fan Club, right?"

"But forget it, my brother has always been so generous and compassionate. Seeing how beautiful you are, of course, of course, not as beautiful as our sweetheart Eve, but I still choose to forgive you."

Hearing that Deadpool was like a machine gun, he kept babbling as soon as he opened his mouth, and the corner of Alida's mouth couldn't help but twitched, not because of his speaking speed or his chatteriness, after all, he was used to him being a chatterbox Yes, but what I said really made people feel so speechless.

Why didn't she know that Deadpool's temperament could be described as magnificent?

Europe!

wrong!

Does Deadpool have a temperament?

Also, why didn't she know that she was Deadpool's fan girl! ?And what the hell is the Deadpool Global Fan Club! ?When did this organization exist! ?

As for what Deadpool said about their sweetheart Eve...

Alida: ...? ? ?Was there one of Wade's ex-girlfriends named Eve?

The glamorous girl crossed her arms and looked at Deadpool in front of her. She frowned slightly, making her look distressed and confused. She could feel that Deadpool in front of her was not familiar to her.

To put it simply, although this Deadpool is also cheap, it didn't give her a sense of familiarity. Alida didn't know whether it was because Deadpool's brain was pierced again or there were other reasons, such as...

"Did you stab the author twice again, and she changed your settings?"

Deadpool said a long time ago that he can break the "fourth wall", communicate with authors and readers without barriers, and even go to find writers (editors) (dramas) to watch snow, stars and moon, from poetry to poetry Talk about philosophy of life.

When Deadpool appeared in 221B last time, Sherlock was a little abnormal, ah... Alida always thought that it must be caused by some shady deal between Wade and the author.

Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool immediately leaned in front of her, and blinked his white light bulb-like eyes pretending to be cute: "Wow~ sweetheart, you seem to know me quite well, oh, no!"

Deadpool is holding his arm with one hand and touching his chin with the other, wanting to cosplay the detective's thinking movements, but probably because his temperament is too funny, not only does he not have a half-serious feeling, but he has a cheap feeling everywhere orz

"So it is!"

Deadpool's right fist smashed into the palm of his left hand, with a look of sudden realization, "Brother has crossed the dimension!?"

Deadpool, who finally came to his senses, was not worried at all, but looked extremely excited, "Wow~ sweetheart, listen to what you just said, you and brother, oh, I mean the relationship between you and the deadpool in this world It must be good, there is no way, brother is so attractive, handsome and has a big dick, no matter which world he is in, he can always get the favor of beautiful chicks."

"Come, come, tell me, what is the relationship between you and me in this world? He is just as talented, okay? If he can't, sweetheart, how about brother? Brother is definitely much better than him Oh~”

"Brother also knows one hundred and eight kinds of body positions and postures. I guarantee you will be so enchanted that you will have the most wonderful orgasm in the world~"

Look how eloquent the last one was, so is Deadpool robbing himself of girls?

Alida glanced at Deadpool in front of her speechlessly. To be honest, she felt unreliable when she heard him say that, but somehow she felt that this possibility was the greatest. After all, Deadpool had also I mentioned this to her a little bit, but she never thought that she would actually encounter it.

Thinking of this, Alida couldn't help but take a look at Deadpool, the same clothes and dress, height and body shape... Hey, wait, the same height, but body shape...

Alida's eyes silently fell on his lower abdomen, and before she could say anything, Deadpool in front of her shyly stretched out her hand to cover her lower body: "Oh, I hate it~ I'm going to be shy!"

Saying that, Deadpool looked like he was going to take off his clothes, "But if you want to see my sweetheart, brother can still grant your wish. After all, brother will never be willing to refuse a beautiful chick like you."

"You have a small belly."

"What, what?"

"You! Yes! Little! Belly! Son! Got it!"

Alida repeated what she just said word for word, and her eyes fell on Deadpool's abdomen without restraint at all. It's really not her talking nonsense, Deadpool's abdomen really bulged a little bit, obviously It's just a little belly.

"impossible!"

Deadpool said categorically, "Brother, those are abdominal muscles, how could it be a small belly? Brother is not that middle-aged and fat old man in Tin Can! Deadpool's father is at the age of youth and vitality, okay!?"

"Heh." Alida laughed without ridicule (...), "Abs that are united as one?"

"Put your hands down if you have the ability."

Deadpool who was still clutching his stomach: ...ah, the heroine of this novel is really not soft, cute or cute at all. How can their little Eve sweetheart be so soft and cute?

Well, he refers to the sweetheart Eve who doesn’t go berserk, doesn’t switch states, and isn’t in a brainwashing state =w=

Soft and cute =w=

Moreover……

"This is not a small belly, it's obviously my brother's sweetheart's love for me."

Tony in the next dimension: ...don't make it so nice to eat leftovers, okay? →_→

Deadpool: ...huh!I don't listen, I don't listen, it must be Eve's full love for brother, even if she is married to that middle-aged and fat old man, Tie Can, sweetheart must be loved by brother Ai so much.

after all!

At the beginning, the CP relationship between him and Eve was overwhelming. I don't know how many little angels supported their CP.

Thinking about it this way, Deadpool doesn't feel that there is anything shameful about his little belly. Of course, it may also be because Deadpool's face is so thick that it can even block bullets, so he put his hand down generously. , but he didn't give Alida another chance to tease him, he opened his mouth and deliberately changed the subject: "I just heard you say Moriarty and Hydra, wow, so sweetheart, did you mess with them too? ?”

I don't know if it's because this Deadpool is in the same line as the Deadpool she knew, so even if she doesn't know whether he is harmless to her, Alida is a little closer to him.

"Ah... It should be said that they took the initiative to provoke me?"

Alida said that she is really super innocent. After all, whether it is Hydra or Moriarty, she is not the one who wants to provoke her. They are all coveting her beauty (ability) sex (power), okay?

"Wow, it sounds like a story when you hear it. Come on, tell me what happened to you, Hydra and Moriarty, and make me happy."

Deadpool didn't feel restrained at all, he jumped straight away, sat cross-legged on the window sill, propped his chin with his hands, looked at Alida with his white eyes blinking, and acted like a good baby who wanted to listen to a story.

Alida: ... She felt that this Deadpool must have been beaten so little that it made her hands itchy.

Taking a deep breath silently, Alida hooked her lips and said to Deadpool, "Didn't you ask me just now, what is the relationship between me and you in this world?"

"Friends with benefits? Lovers? Could it be husband and wife? My God, it can't be brother and sister, right?" Deadpool still looked mean, holding his face with his hands, and opened his mouth in surprise, "If that's the case, then It must be my nightmare."

After all, such a beautiful girl is actually his younger sister, so what's the fun in life if you can't fuck! ?

"We even have children, what do you think is the relationship?"

Hearing Deadpool's words, the smile on Alida's lips deepened, and then she saw that Deadpool, who had just been shocked just now, was frightened and walked directly from the second floor before he could say anything after hearing her words. The window fell straight down.

Alida (speechless): ...Did she just tell a ghost story! ?

The glamorous girl was not worried that Deadpool would fall to his death, after all, it was only on the second floor, she was just worried that if he fell like this, it would scare the passing residents.

Alida put her right hand behind her back, and then raised her foot and walked towards the window, but she had just approached the window, and before she had time to poke her head out, Deadpool, who had fallen from the window, suddenly bounced(...) out.

"Child!? Oh my god, sweetheart, do you mean the same thing as the child you understand?"

Deadpool, who was holding onto the railing outside the window with both hands, stared at Alida with his white bulb-like eyes, oh my god, this parallel world Deadpool is so awesome, he even has a child! ?

wow~

Deadpool, who has always been talkative, didn't know what to say.

When Deadpool fell, Alida was not frightened, but he frightened her when he popped up like this. The beautiful girl's eyes fell on the street, and when she saw someone noticed her, she said to Deadpool: " Come in first."

After Deadpool jumped in, Alida said: "You want to know if the child I mean is the same as the child you understand, and you can see it?"

As she spoke, Alida suddenly turned her head and shouted, "Come in."

Deadpool stretched his neck to look at the door, and saw a small figure pushing the door in. He was dressed exactly the same except for his height. If it wasn't because he was wearing a mask, then I believe his mouth must be open enough to stuff an egg into it. .

"Children!?"

"Being a father for the first time", Deadpool opened his mouth and said, "So brother, is this a happy father?"

Alida: ...Sorry, the dead waiter in this world is also a happy father XD

Although Deadpool was surprised and surprised that he already had a child (in the parallel world), he was still very happy. First of all, of course it was because he never thought he would have a child. Parallel world So did he.

Although he raised Eve as a daughter after he picked her up, she was not a real daughter after all, otherwise how could he fall in love with her later?

Second, if the child is a bear, then he can run away after beating (playing) XD

It's cool to think about it haha!

Seeing Deadpool smiling lasciviously at the little Deadpool who walked in, a malicious smile appeared on the corner of the glamorous girl's lips. Although this Deadpool was not the Deadpool she knew, considering the two They're all cheap and unscrupulous, running trains with their mouths full of characters (the kind of dirty trains)...

Alida: ... I hope he and Little Deadpool can get along well =w=

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After throwing the little deadpool to Deadpool, Alida went out and called the deadpool in this world: "Wade?"

"Hello, sweetheart! I'm so glad you're calling me =w= Come on, do you miss my brother?" Deadpool's side shouldn't be very peaceful, because Alida heard his background sound is a sharp weapon Collision, the sound of bullets shooting.

I swallowed the words I wanted to say in an instant, and asked instead: "Are you accepting the mission again?"

"No, I just met a few bastards." Deadpool's tone sounded extremely relaxed. He held his mobile phone, talked to Alida, and fought against the enemy with two knives, and kept nagging. "I think they must be deeply infatuated with brother, otherwise, why would they rush to me like a mad dog grabbing shit when they meet me? Alas, it's a sin to be too handsome these days, brother put on the mask Even wearing it can't hide half of brother's radiance, which is also distressing."

Alida: ...to compare herself to shit. Deadpool is really pure and unpretentious, completely different from those flirtatious people outside.

"Wow oh oh~ Little bastard, take your time, I have plenty of time to have fun with you guys, come on, come on, one knife, two knife, three or four knife, five knife, six knife, seven or eight knife, nine knife, ten knife, countless knife, stabbing knife It's so cool to poke!"

"Oh! Shit!"

Deadpool, who was still leisurely, suddenly screamed, seeing that Alida on the phone didn't ask him what's wrong, he was very wronged, "Sweetheart, why didn't you ask me if I was hurt?"

Alida: ... Isn't he always surprised?

"Okay, bro, I know sweetheart, you must be too scared to make a sound now, right? Don't worry, bro, you just got fucked!"

puff!

When Alida heard Deadpool's words, she immediately looked embarrassed, and before she had time to say anything, she heard Deadpool on the phone say, "Brother, I know that you are here for my beauty, look at you all coquettish and flirtatious!" Good thing, brother’s pink and tender little chrysanthemums are you able to pick? Shameless, brother’s little chrysanthemums have been engraved with the name of our family’s Alida, hum╭(╯^╰)╮”

Alida: ...Thank you, Bumin orz

Alida, who originally called Deadpool because of the sudden appearance of Deadpool in another parallel world, was made a joke by him, and quickly forgot her purpose. After Deadpool settled everything, She said, "I have something to tell you."

"I know, I miss my brother, don't you? Do you find yourself extraordinarily empty, lonely and cold every night without my brother? It doesn't matter, I will go to find you right now. My strong arms and generous chest will definitely give sweetheart You have a strong sense of security."

"Of course, sweetheart, if you plan to have an 'in-depth' communication with me, then I don't mind. After all, it is my responsibility to satisfy every beauty's needs =w="

Not giving Deadpool another chance to speak indecently, Alida opened her mouth and interrupted him directly, and said, "Just now Deadpool from another parallel world appeared."

Deadpool:……! ! ? ?

"Sweetheart, what are you talking about!?"

Because he was too shocked, Deadpool's tone suddenly rose. If I had to describe it in a more specific way, it would be like being raped continuously orz

To be honest, Alida didn't expect that Deadpool would have such a big reaction, because at that moment, she didn't have any defenses, and the glamorous girl felt that her eardrums were about to be pierced by his piercing scream.

Alida rubbed her ears, switched the phone side, and said, "Wade, I thought you could accept it easily? After all, that Deadpool doesn't seem to be uncomfortable at all."

"That's because he stole Lao Tzu's role!!!!!"

Deadpool feels that he should be one of the most unlucky characters. Obviously, his role in this novel is extremely rare, and now the author actually arranges a role for Deadpool in another parallel world! ?

Holy shit! ! !

It was a bolt from the blue! ! !

It's a cute and charming little cheap girl! ?

How could a fake fan like the author not be beaten to death! ?

(╰_╯)#

"I just said, why did I encounter such a few bastards out of nowhere today? So it was deliberately arranged by the little bitch (Deadpool)!? Just to hold brother back and not let me appear!?"

Hearing Deadpool's words, Alida couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then said, "Honey, are you scolding yourself?"

Deadpool: ... Obviously scolding him in another world!

Ahhhhh!

Thinking about it makes me feel so monkish!

"Sweetheart, hold him back, if you don't beat him to the brim when we meet later, Brother X won't be called Wade Gao Poor Handsome Big Cock Heartthrob Wilson!!!"

Alida has an embarrassing expression: ...don't give yourself so many unrealistic pronouns!

Deadpool, who was busy rushing to 221B Baker Street, intending to drive away the little bitch who took his place in Deadpool, didn't know that when he really saw Deadpool, he would become even more monkish, because——

He was actually shivering from being stunned by himself in another parallel world! ! !