[Comprehensive myth] Immortal world household registration administrator

It is a bit overkill to catch a satyr and have to be shot by Monkey King.

A sledgehammer is used to kill chickens, but A Gu also dislikes the ostentatious appearance of this sledgehammer.So he grabbed Monkey King by the tail and made him transform into a phantom, turning into a passerby whose recognition degree was below the average level, and then swayed left and right and led this follower to Sanxiandu.

One god and one monkey wandered around Sanxian for a long while, but the satyr was not caught, and the strange and weird things were touched around.Sun Houzi was impatient and couldn't wait, so he asked A Gu helplessly.

"I said, if you want to arrest people, you have to give me some characteristics, right? I can't just bring all the sly people on the street and interrogate them, right?"

A Gu groaned twice, and replied vaguely: "I don't know what that person looks like."

Sun Wukong: "...are you kidding me?"

"Oh, no, can I find you if it's nothing serious, really, am I the kind of person who makes trouble for no reason?"

You are, the Great Sage said in his heart.

"Aren't I flustered?" Facing the distrustful face of her grandson Houzi, she moaned and recounted what happened to the Goddess of Yaochi today.

"It's not that I'm an army of grass and trees, but in the nine realms of heaven and earth, any place that is cold and pure and yin can't compare to the richness of the Moon Palace. I have to think about what Fairy Chang'e said. The Sanxians are so lively recently. It's not impossible for someone with a heart."

Sun Wukong rubbed his chin and pondered, "Polluted air... are you worried about monsters?"

A Gu nodded, "Some."

In today's fantasy novels, if there are not two amazing and talented demon heads, it seems that there will be a lack of important ingredients.In particular, the word "inner demon" is very mysterious.If there is anything that you can't think about, you will be controlled by the inner demon, and then you will fall into the demon.If you are lucky, you will be killed; if you are unlucky, you will be killed.

It makes people who cultivate the Tao change their faces when they hear it, and reflect on themselves three times a day: Are you happy?I am happy; is happiness a very simple thing?That is necessary; what if you are not happy?

Guys, jump up quickly~~~

For the mental health of employees, various departments will also organize public-funded tours to visit famous rivers and famous mountains to relax and avoid illness.

Demons do exist, but in fact they are not so mysterious.

The so-called demons are immortal gods who are polluted after being contaminated with turbid air.

When the Yellow Emperor fought against Chi You, Chi You got the help of the God of Wind and Rain, and trapped the Yellow Emperor's army in a maze of smoke.The Yellow Emperor had a daughter, the goddess Ba, who was dressed in green clothes and had the heat and light of the sky.She helped her father defeat the enemy, but she herself was contaminated by the bloody turbidity of the station, polluted the god body, and could no longer return to the heaven.

And the one who encountered the same unlucky thing was the divine beast Yinglong under the seat of the Yellow Emperor.He killed Chiyou Kuafu and made great contributions to the Yellow Emperor.But he is burdened with filth and curse, and will never return.

They made great achievements, but they were also forgotten.It is even pitiful to be disgusted and driven away by the people of the human race who were desperately protecting because of their own abilities.

These two are demons by definition.

If the fairy god is contaminated with turbid air, he will not be able to return to the heaven, which sounds terrible.But there is also some alarmism in it.The clear and turbid two qi were originally born in chaos, and they never repel each other. There is no problem at all in getting along well.Take human beings for reference, they themselves are burdened with turbidity, so they have climbed to the top of the food chain with nothing to do.

The trouble is, foul air is contagious, a virus.A box of fresh fruit mixed with a bit rotten, that is the scourge of a bunch.No matter from which point of view, everyone likes to be healthy.Demons are not unhealable, but troublesome. Of course, it is best not to touch them.

But the current gods are not as rough and fleshy as the previous wave, and there are a few minor disasters and disasters. One by one falls quickly, which is simply the tragedy of evolution.Because of the trouble of expelling the demonic energy, if a large-scale infection accidentally occurs, the last big pot will definitely be covered on A Gu's back.

This lazy God certainly didn't want to spend a lot of time on this kind of thing, so after Chang'e said something, he brought the free labor of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven to Sanxian.Its purpose is to strangle the source of infection in its infancy - from this perspective, I have to admit that A Gu is quite diligent.

However, Sun Wukong is different from Yang Jian. If you want this monkey to do things willingly, you have to come up with something interesting.Otherwise, if he flips his feet like a monkey, you will look like a monkey, and you won't be able to catch him.

The gods living in Sanxian Capital now, even if they go all the way, they still can't reach him with a stick.It would be a waste of resources to ask him to do such trivial things.

"If you still ask me for such a trivial matter, I won't do it," Sun Wukong hummed.

"Oh, if I make a move, it won't look like bullying the small, how ugly."

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven laughed at this irrationality, pointed at A Gu and said, "If I dare to act, I won't bully the small with the big?"

The two were arguing, when they suddenly heard a weak call from the side.

"Guzu... Guzu's mother?"

Turning around, I saw that this man was short in stature, with a gentle face and a goatee. He was exactly the person who welcomes saints and saints.He was wandering around in Sanxiandu, and he heard the two people next to him bickering, one of them looked familiar.Although he was apprehensive, he still stepped forward to talk.

Normally, a little fairy of his level would never dare, but today——

"I have seen the Supreme God, and I am always waiting for the sages and sages, who are responsible for welcoming the new immortals. I am lucky to meet the Supreme God today."

Because Sun Wukong has turned into a phantom, in the eyes of Chang Waiting, he knows that there is someone next to A Gu, but he subconsciously ignores it, and only greets A Gu.

A Gu had heard Chang Waiting's name from Chutian, and knew that this middle-aged man was very gentle and had helped Chutian a lot.Even though she was as arrogant as her, it was rare for her to respond with a salute.

"Well, what's the matter?"

Chang waited to see A Gu take care of himself, and was overjoyed.The doubts that had troubled me for several days finally formed a neat hairball in my abdomen, and I found a way to speak.

"Report to God, Xiaoxian is in charge of welcoming and sending off new immortals. I am very happy to meet new immortals recently. It's just..." Chang Waited hesitated for a while, looked at A Gu's face, and then made up his mind to continue, "It's just that Xiaoxian's cultivation base is superficial, and in the Yinxian Pond, I saw a loose immortal who has already resisted the thunder calamity."

A Gu and Sun Wukong didn't change their expressions on the face, but they both felt sudden in their hearts.

I only heard Chang et al say: "However, a friend of mine once told me that Sanxian seems to have been expelled..."

Chang waited until he finished speaking, so he raised his hand to stop A Gu.

"Have you ever admitted your mistake?"

Chang Waited hurriedly shook his head, with a bit of a smile on his face.If it was someone else, he might still admit his mistake.But this one, it's really impossible.This person's behavior is really... um, a little ostentatious.It's hard to admit you're wrong!

"Interesting," A Gu rubbed his chin, raised his eyebrows and asked the monkey beside him, "How, are you interested now?"

Sun Wukong immediately clapped his hands and laughed, "I'm interested, why not! Tell my old grandson to find him first!"

After saying that, it turned into a whirlwind and rushed out, stirring up countless people's clothes.

Chang waited in amazement to watch the man rush out, but before he could react, the God in front of him smiled at him, "You are a good fairy in charge. Leave this matter to me, and you don't have to worry about it."

"Ah, if that's the case... that would be great."

Yingsheng Xianren said it nicely, but he is actually just a service person leading the way, and he really has no authority.He found something wrong this time, but there was no way to respond upwards.You said inside the door?He knows better than anyone else the mentality of "thirsty for talents" in the Taoist sect.If you know that a Sanxian who has been kicked out can enter the fairy gate again, I'm afraid I will be happier than anyone else.

As for other problems, they probably couldn't compare to such a genius.

If something goes wrong, it will be a demon.

A Gu is right, Chang Waiting is really a good fairy in charge.

Now let's talk about the Sanxian who came to the door second.Ordinarily, there is absolutely no possibility of turning over after being thrown off by the blue bird.He can only live a lifetime in the mortal world as a long-lived and healthy mortal who has lost his memory.The journey to immortality in this life has long been cut off, and it is absolutely impossible for him to have his name on the list of gods.

Well, this kind of person who can't even practice climbed up from Yinxian Pond again.Ouch, it's a strange story in the world!If possible, Ah Gu and Sun Wukong would probably catch him, dissect him, and see what supernatural powers he has inside and out.

There is no room for error in A Gu's management of the fairy book, this person must be arrested.But she wasn't in a hurry either.Because from the description of the Goddess of Yaochi, this person's behavior is a bit like the protagonist novel she read when she was bored.It is still very easy to find him.That kind of unique temperament is rare in the world.It's hot on the eyes at a glance, you can't go wrong!

The Great Sage Monkey King had already gone out to arrest people, while A Gu followed unhurriedly, thinking about the possibility of causing this phenomenon.

If this abnormality has something to do with Xitian and Tianting, then can I cross out the ten additional immortals?By the way, find some more reasons, how many more kicks?

With such wishful thinking in her heart, she let out a weird laugh.

Ah, but it must be related!

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A Gu was very excited because he found a little mouse.Desperately wanting to plant and frame her to achieve her ulterior and evil purpose.But Chu Tian, ​​who was sent to hell by her, did not have such good luck.

On the first day he was brought in, he devoted himself to the huge counting work.

When he managed to sort out those muddle-headed souls and was about to board the plane to make a list, there was a scream from the distance.

"What's going on! Why is there another wave!"

Hearing this, Chu Tian staggered and fell into the pile of dead souls, unable to get up for a long time.

ah!God pit me!