[Comprehensive myth] Immortal world household registration administrator

"Baby, there are many ways to be passive and sabotage. Do you have to eat and drink with me?"

The Queen Mother of the West lay comfortably on the edge of the hot spring, holding the fine wine offered by the goddesses in her hand, wagging her tail and flicking A Gu's face with water.A Gu wiped his face, and snorted, "Usually call me to come, but now that I'm here, I'm talking again. Mr. Ye is a good dragon."

"Who told me to suddenly find that you are not very good, and now I have Chang'e," the Queen Mother of the West snorted, looked at the peerless beauty who was pouring wine and fruits for herself in front of her, and then glanced at A Gu with disgust, "What about you?" It is comparable to others."

Chang'e got A Gu's permission to report to Yaochi. Although she doesn't like to talk, she does everything in every possible way.The Queen Mother of the West was a little unaccustomed to lack of Qi Yu's service.Chang'e's thoughtfulness was an excellent substitute, and she was very satisfied.

"Don't dare to stand shoulder to shoulder with God."

The beauty who has been praised has only a faint expression.Yuegong Qinghan seemed to be soaked in her bones, and there was a chill from the inside out.This is very different from Qiyu's character. Queen Mother Xi didn't get the fun she wanted, and felt a little bored, so she waved her hand and told people to back off.

"She wasn't like this before." Queen Mother Xi changed her posture and muttered as she sat leaning against each other, "Why does she look half-dead like this?"

"There is nothing more sad than heartbreak," A Gu said coldly, "Her temper and Qi Yu are two extremes."

One buried his hatred in his heart, and the other wrote his numbness on his face.

"Then what are you?"

The Queen Mother of the West teased her friend.There was a joke on his face, but the seriousness seemed to have flashed a bit or two seriously.

"What else can I do? Eat and die."

A Gu stretched his waist and poked the person beside him, "I haven't slept well these days, lend me a place to lie down later."

In order to monitor the number of immortals in Sanxiandu in time, an alarm clock was hung on the wall of Agu's room.Every time a Loose Immortal ascends, the alarm clock beeps a few times.As a result, in the past few days, the alarm clock has been beckoning and beeping every now and then.A Gu, a slow-moving old man, was so frightened that he almost had a myocardial infarction.

In a rage, she hid in the fairyland.

Queen Mother Xi gave a cut, and was about to agree.But when he thought that his family's three blue birds were still left to work in Sanxiandu, and this righteous master was so slippery and lazy, he became angry and told A Gu to go to sleep at the gate.

The two messed around in the hot spring pool for a while before putting on their clothes and going outside.The maid who dressed them was waiting to serve them again.So I sat down and chatted and dressed and changed.

"It turns out that when I was alone, squatting on a tree with less food and clothing, you lived such a **** life!"

"Huh? You're the one who wants to live in such a rough place. Do you blame me?"

A Gu and the Queen Mother of the West bickered habitually.A Gu hates Queen Mother Xi's extravagant style, and Queen Mother Xi complains about A Gu's depravity, and shows off the golden nails she just made.Looking at his short hands, A Gu's hair exploded successfully again.The goddess who combed her hair next to her silently changed to a stronger comb with larger teeth.

While chattering and chattering, Chang'e led the other two maids of Queen Mother Xi in.The emotions of the three of them were wrong at first glance, and there was a faint anger.

"Xiaoyu, Shuangcheng, what's wrong?"

The two girls who were being questioned looked at each other, as if they were holding a puff of anger in their chests, they were considering their tone and words.Chang'e took a look at them, bowed profusely, and said, "Return to God, Your Majesty, Xiaoyu and Shuangcheng just went to Sanxiandu to buy, and on the way back, they met Dengtuzi who spoke rudely."

"what!"

The Queen Mother of the West directly broke off the new nails that had just been made, and went straight to Xiaohan with anger, staring at her maid, "What the hell is going on!"

Being asked such a question, Xiaoyu and Shuangcheng's grievances immediately surged up, and they went to the Queen Mother of the West and described the whole story one by one.

Sanxiandu gathers goods from all directions, and it is a gathering place for novelties.The fairies in Yaochi are innocent and innocent, and it is common for them to search for novelty items when they go in and out of Sanxian.Xiaoyu and Shuangcheng have a good relationship and often go there together to play together.This time, the newly customized jewelry was finished, and the two of them went out to fight for a while under the pretext of purchasing it.

Who would have thought that he happened to meet an extremely absurd character.

"That person doesn't know what's wrong, he insists on grabbing a hairpin from us," Xiaoyu was so angry that he was about to jump, "He's a big man, and he doesn't tie his hair, what kind of jewelry should he buy!"

"Obviously it's the jewelry we ordered, but he insisted that he fell in love with it first! You're thinking about sh...what the hell!"

In Shuangcheng's slightly disapproving eyes, the last word made a sharp twist in Xiaoyu's mouth.

"and then?"

Shuangcheng sighed softly, and continued: "Seeing that the time limit for coming back is approaching, we really couldn't delay, so we told the boss that we would come back next time. Who would have thought that the man would come out with him."

The man stopped Xiaoyu and Shuangcheng, saying sorry.He said that he didn't know what was going on, that's why he was disturbed, and he was willing to make an apology and so on.But in fact, his eyes fell on the two fairies nakedly, with undisguised interest.

Xiaoyu Shuangcheng was very dissatisfied with this straightforward look.The two insisted on leaving without being troublesome, but they were pestered by nonsense before they were able to escape.Before leaving, the man said that he looked forward to seeing you next time, which disgusted the two fairies.

There are many ways to flirt with girls, but this person chose the worst one and thought he was chic.If it wasn't for being concerned about his identity, Xiaoyu really wanted to kick this person a hundred and eighty miles away.

"act recklessly."

A Gu commented with a cold face.

"Has this guy revealed his name?"

"That's not true. This person always gives people a sense of mystery, and he never revealed it." When Shuangcheng thought of the way that person blinked at him before he left, he couldn't help feeling cold, and silently hugged his arm. .

"It's just a wolf with a big tail. Who rarely knows his name."

Xiaoyu was still angry, and cursed a few more words before showing her dignified appearance as a goddess of Yaochi under the persuasion of her good sister.

I don't know the other party's name, and I lost my goal when I wanted to teach him a lesson.But from what the second woman said, this person doesn't have his hair tied up, and thinking about it, only a modern Sanxian is right.There are too few such people, and the target can be known after a little discharge.

"Okay, leave this matter to me, Sanxian is my territory anyway," A Gu stood up, waved to the others, signaling to go back.

Now that she had said so, Queen Mother Xi didn't show much politeness, and hurriedly asked Chang'e to send A Gu out for her.

When Fang went out of the cave, Chang'e said to Gu: "Maybe it's because of my overthinking. When Xiaoyu and Shuangcheng came back just now, I felt a faint foul smell on them. There will be no such breath, and there will only be a problem with that apprentice."

Chang'e lives in the cold moon palace all year round, so she is very sensitive to these smells.

A Gu frowned, "Really? Are you sure?"

The legendary Beauty in the Moon Palace nodded without any hesitation.

"So, I see," A Gu replied crisply, gave Chang'e an appreciative glance, pulled a wisp of cloud and left.

As soon as he returned to the old tree tree house, before he opened the door, A Gu heard the non-stop banging sound coming from the room.Her forehead tightened, and she rushed in as fast as she could, removed the alarm clock from the wall, and threw it out of the window with all her strength.

Seeing that the alarm clock disappeared in the air, A Gu put his hips on his hips and laughed three times before walking out very satisfied.

She was going to take a stroll in Sanxiandu, and she was a little worried about that person who was contaminated with foul smell.Although the source of Youdi's death energy has been eradicated, the remnants of evil still remain, and there is no guarantee that one or two big-hearted gods will not disappear into the depths of Youdi.

Of course, how could student A Gu be kind enough to save someone?If possible, she would like to have as few loose immortals as possible.What's more, that person offended the Fairy of Yaochi.If you are really angry with Youdi, you might as well wait until death!What a good strategy to borrow a knife to kill someone!

After giving himself a thumbs up, A Gu slowly slid down the tree trunk.Before he took a few steps forward, he saw a golden-haired monkey approaching with an extremely familiar object in his hand.

"...Fuck," A Gu glared angrily, "Why is it in your hands!"

Sun Dasheng was amused holding a broken alarm clock in his hand, "Old Sun still wants to ask you, aren't you afraid of hitting someone?"

"Just your copper-cast head, you can't die if you press it into the magma," A Gu made a signature move, and asked disgustedly, "Why do you have time to come here today?"

Sun Wukong scratched his ears, showing a half-smile expression, "It's not thanks to you. With a newcomer going to heaven, I don't have to work so hard to hunt down monsters everywhere."

"How can there be so many monsters asking you to kill in this world nowadays? Since you are free, why don't you go to Huaguo Mountain to stay."

"Old Sun would like to, but just happened to get a little news, Babaer just sent it to you."

A Gu was slightly taken aback, and quickly asked, "What news?"

"Her Majesty Kassapa petitioned the Buddha to save all sentient beings in the lower realms." Sun Wukong smiled and pointed to the west, then pointed to the east. "I think there will be other news from the heaven."

"You mean the real person in the North Pole?"

"Who else is there? Gu, the merit of promoting a successor this time is much greater than what you thought before."

When the immortal Buddha's practice has reached a certain level, he will automatically discover the way of heaven.Above the true Buddha, above the Taoist ancestor, what else can be entrusted with?The merit of opening the door to preach is simply incomparable.The cultivation of the two people, the Master of the North Pole and the Venerable Kassapa, are infinitely close to the top.If you don't deal with it, you will really be eaten by Heaven.

Pursuing sentient beings in the lower realm may succeed or fail.What's more, the turbid air in the lower realm is strong today, if one is not careful, one's cultivation will be polluted, and when the thousand-year-old practice is lost, who knows which level one will fall to?But as long as you don't toss too much and let yourself enter the reincarnation, the immortality will not be removed, but you can slow down the speed of dedicating yourself to the way of heaven.

A Gu licked his lips, the red marks on his forehead flashed, he squinted and said, "Are they going to die for the time being?"

How could Sun Wukong agree with such an outrageous rebellion?In fact, he has committed a taboo to tell A Gu about this.

"You won't disagree with them going?"

"How could it be!" A Gu denied with a little surprise, and then said earnestly: "Pursuing sentient beings is also a merit. Success is a test. I just hope that when the time comes, the two of them will not be deeply rooted in demons, and focus on it." It’s better to follow the mistakes of the predecessors.”

If someone else said this, Sun Wukong might believe it.But this girl has a heart of snakes and scorpions, and she doesn't lie without batting an eyelid. Sun Dasheng would not believe a word of this kind of sincere advice coming out of her mouth.

The red mark between A Gu's eyebrows flashed and disappeared, and she spread her hands, "There's nothing wrong with it now. Anyway, how the world evolves, I will not interfere with God's will. If they really want to go down to the world, they will naturally come to ask for instructions." .Now, let’s go, Monkey, accompany me to Sanxiandu to catch a pervert.”