No one believes that I am time-traveled

Wang Duo is a young man with a little lack of everything, a little less education, a little less ability, a little less savings, and a little less chance of making a girlfriend.He usually has little sense of presence in the work unit, but he has a high sense of presence online when he returns home from get off work.He likes to gossip on major social networking sites the most, and many accounts have been blocked.

Wang Duo regards all blocked accounts as his badge of honor.

Recently, Wang Duo has been staring at the Weibo troll "My friend is time-traveled".The reason for his rant is very simple. I saw a video of boys yelling at KFC. One of the boys wore a very expensive jacket. A high school student even wore one. Adults like him who have been working for many years are reluctant to buy it. your expensive clothes?Wang Duo was upset, so he sprayed that high school student first, and then the video was deleted by Harmony, and the high school student's Weibo was also canceled, but Wang Duo knew that the high school student liked the account "My friend is time-traveled", So I stay under this Weibo, and I spray everything I see, even netizens.

Teacher Ning saw that the person who uttered swear words was Wang Duo.

Wang Duo consciously grasped the evidence that the blogger invited the navy, so he submitted the screenshot to a funny Weibo big V.He has some contact with this big V in private, and he is very clear in his heart. As for Weibo such as "My friend is time-traveling" that has become popular in a short period of time, because his road to success is so smooth, people will definitely read it on the Internet. They are not pleasing to the eye, and this big V is one of them.

Heh, don't you want to be an Internet celebrity?I will help you brush up your sense of presence.

Wang Duo turned off the computer, took a shower and went to bed.Hey, I still have to get up and go to work tomorrow, I still have to face my stupid boss and colleagues, I still have to live in this stupid country, and I still have to earn a salary that even a little P can’t buy...

The next day, Wang Duo's colleagues discovered that he hadn't come to work.Shortly afterwards, everyone was suddenly informed that Wang Duo had been detained.The reason for the detention is of course not that he cursed people under the microblog "My friend is time-traveling", which is simply called "My friend wears", but because he accepted the employment of some foreign forces and published it on the public platform every day. Some remarks that endanger the society and the country.

Wang Duo's colleagues were shocked. Who would have thought that Wang Duo was still doing this in private?

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Netizens are eating melons happily, and no one cares about the existence or disappearance of a troll.

There are many marketing companies on Weibo, and there has always been competition among them.There are cute pet bloggers on your side, and there are cute pet bloggers on my side, as long as your cute pet blogger’s reputation is blackened, then my cute pet blogger will be unique!It is also because of this that the funny blogger who said that Big Brother Ning was Sui Jun was ridiculed by the crowd at the beginning, and his opponent invited Sui Jun to play the rhythm vigorously.

The funny bloggers got angry inside the company: "I'm so pissed off! Aila's guys are looking for trolls to hack me. Brothers, we have to fight back." The relationship between Ayla Media Co., Ltd. Vicious competition has always existed.

Although the name of the first quadrant network marketing company is very interesting, in fact, the quality of the core members of the company is not very high.He was originally a group of bastards, but he caught up with a good time and started a decent company in his hand.

"Stupid! You are stupid! The handle you handed out by yourself, if you don't blackmail you, who else?"

"Boss, the conscience of heaven and earth, I'm doing this for the company. I just thought, let's step down my friend's wear first, and then let Mengyan and Xiaoxiao help my friend to talk, and they can't be grateful, shit Are you looking for us to sign a contract?"

"Then you step on it from another angle, what kind of black spot is asking for a navy? Besides, is that a navy? He is an academician of the Academy of Sciences! Are you a fucking idiot? Which marketing Weibo doesn't have a navy? Everyone is Come here like this, you use this to mock others? It’s all right now, my old bottom has been exposed. He doesn’t hurt his muscles and bones. We also marketed him for nothing.”

"Who would have thought." The funny blogger complained, "There is a big guy hidden under such an account?" He even turned up his history of talking about vulgar pornographic jokes on Weibo in his early years, and some people diverted his thinking and said that some of his current topics do not respect women.Many people were jumping and tearing him.

Others in the group answered one after another: "Yes, yes, who would have thought of that?"

The boss was almost pissed off by these idiots: "Just to remind you, that's not only a boss, but also a boss with an encyclopedia entry. You guys are so arrogant! There are six accounts in our end this time, six This account has been ridiculed by the group, and will definitely be hung on the pillar of shame for a long time to come. Who is responsible for this loss? You are a bunch of idiots!"

"Could this be a conspiracy?" The funny blogger said again, "How could there be a big boss behind a number that looks so much like a navy? This kind of certification should be available for purchase, right? I remember Xiaoxiao’s certification was bought with a little money.”

"Stupid! Stupid! You can buy a beauty blogger certification, but you can buy me a Chinese Academy of Sciences certification!"

When the boss was training people, someone suddenly posted a link in the group, saying: "It's not good, the official Weibo account of the Chinese Academy of Sciences has just claimed the old professor, and he also popularized the old professor's deeds to netizens. His former students also A lot of people stand up and pay attention to him.”

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Now that you have obtained the certification, don't waste your identity.

Brother Ning began to repost the microblogs that interested him in "My Friends Wear" one by one, and commented on them one by one.

When reposting animal Yorsa, Ning said: "This design is very good, and it perfectly follows the law of organ correlation. From the perspective of bone structure, this is a typical herbivore bone. Space is limited, so I will briefly tell you about it. Let's look at the restoration map first. Judging from the spots on the map, this animal should live in the edge of the forest and the mountain grassland area. Then look at its hooves, which are narrow and sharp. It must be good at running and jumping It is very strong, which further proves that it is indeed living in..."

When reposting an amphibian, Ning Daxie said: "This picture is good, very good. It is so beautiful. I have a student @ Baozi Today is bald again. Recently, I am making a restoration picture of Yang's hornfish. This picture is very important His work is of great reference value. Let me give you some popular science about the hornfish Yang's, which is a kind of paleontology that was only discovered last year, and its fossils were found in the S province of our country."

Of course, Mr. Ning is not all boasting. Under the Weibo of a monster creature, he forwarded it and said: "The blogger said that this animal can fly, and it flies very fast. But judging from the skeleton alone, it It should be unable to fly. First of all, there is no obvious keel protrusion on its sternum, and the keel is where the flight muscles are attached. Second, this animal should have evolved from reptiles, and its fins are not mutated wings. It looks more like a direct application of a reptile's forelimbs underwater. I don't think it can fly. But the blogger also said that this is a kind of Warcraft, proficient in wind magic. I have no research on this magic field However, I will not express my opinion." He said it solemnly, as if he had already acquiesced in the existence of a magic system in the world.

Pi was really happy with this.

Brother Ning pushed the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and continued typing every word seriously.

The nanny persuaded him, "Mr. Ning, it's not good for your cervical spine if you keep your head down for a long time. I heard from my child that the voice input method is very useful now. How about I install one for you?" If so, you can record the words into the computer.”

Teacher Ning was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Okay, I just wanted to say that typing like this is too tiring."

After installing the voice input method, Mr. Ning's forwarding speed is faster.

His presence on the Internet has suddenly become so high, not because he wants to use this to slap those netizens who say he is a navy.At his age, with his achievements, the behavior of online trolls doesn't really need to be taken seriously by him.He just thinks that since he has been certified, he might as well take this opportunity to popularize some useful knowledge to netizens. If he can guide one or two young people who are interested in paleontology to learn paleontology, then Even better.

Oh, it would be even better if you could use this to interact with "My Friends Wear".

Brother Ning has always felt that the skin my friend wears is a person who is very interested in paleontology, and this person's talent is much higher than that of his proud disciple Bao Maodian.Everyone made friends through knowledge, and Mr. Ning felt that he and the blogger were already close friends at the soul level.

As Big Brother Ning retweeted more and more, those people in a certain group who were going to make trouble before became more and more silent.Someone secretly scolded Boss Ning in his heart for being old and immortal.But they soon lost their attention to the Internet, and the tax department even sent someone to check the tax!

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Yu Lin and Yue Weixin knew nothing about what happened.

By the time they logged on to Weibo at night, the smoke had cleared, and Weibo was buzzing.Yu Lin was dumbfounded at the sudden surge of attention.It just so happened that a witty big V took this opportunity to post a long Weibo post about the whole thing, and also @我友刚 and Ning Daxie two parties involved.Yu Linshun followed @ and saw that Weibo to know what happened.

Yu Lin quickly turned back to Ning Boss.Boss is indeed a big boss. Taking advantage of this oolong incident, not long after passing the certification, the number of fans has already reached 10,000+, and it is still growing at a rate of dozens per second.

Yu Lin's heart was beating wildly.He suddenly turned around and hugged Yue Weixin, and turned his head and shouted at Yu Bokai: "Dad, come quickly! I caught Yue Weixin, come quickly! Let's hug him together! This is the closest we are to the Chinese Academy of Sciences!"

What is the difference between us and the Chinese Academy of Sciences?Only one Yue Weixin is missing!

Grab this Yue Weixin, and don't let him go!