No one believes that I am time-traveled

Netizens found that "My friend is time-traveling" Weibo, which has just become popular recently, has started to advertise, and "The school committee who doesn't want to be the class leader is not a good painter" who has been interacting with this account has also posted the same advertisement. , are all advertisements for cat cafes.

Hey, is the ultimate evolution direction of jokers and painters really both advertising dogs?

Frankly, the ad looks pretty good.Shao Xingchen took a lot of material, including the interaction between Teacher Fang and Parrot Parrot, the intimacy between Yue Weixin and the cat, the scene of Yu Lin teasing the cat with the tassel on his saber, and the scene of Peanut wearing "I am a cat" There are pictures of clothes walking around in an upright manner, and pictures of passers-by being meowed by cute cats... These materials have been edited by Wen Renyu, and have undergone various post-processing such as color correction, speed adjustment, and soundtrack. It became the advertising video of Maocai.

Videos are long and short.The short ones are less than half a minute, and there are six groups in total.The longer ones are 5 minutes.

When the finished product was cut out, Shao Xingchen finished watching the feature film of the commercial and turned around three times excitedly, wishing he could hug Wen Renyu and hold it high, and then yelled at him as an expert.It works great!Perhaps in the eyes of professional editors, these videos have some flaws, but in Shao Xingchen's view, the editing of these videos is undoubtedly successful.He can guarantee that no matter who they are, as long as they see these videos, they can't help but smile on their faces, which also achieves the purpose of advertising.

Wen Renyu smiled and said that it is good if you are satisfied, but he was thinking in his heart, of course the videos I edited are very good, because they were edited by Ma Ma with love for her son!Can she say that when she edited the video, she kept her aunt smiling the whole time?

As an active star-chasing girl with a lot of skills, Wen Renyu also has a Weibo account with 10,000+ fans.But Wen Renyu did not help to post the advertisement. She said a little embarrassedly: "I used to climb the wall too fast when I was chasing stars, and I experienced too much blood and rain, so that there were a lot of people lurking in my Weibo account." Black. No matter what Weibo I post, they don’t even read it, and they will swarm up and directly hack it. If I help advertise, I’m afraid I will recruit black cats.”

None of the boys could imagine the scene where a quiet girl like Wen Renyu would go out and in in the bloody wind.The girls are so complicated, they have completely different dualities, Shao Xingchen wrote this down in his notes.

Yue Weixin and Yu Lin's Weibo didn't have so many bloody incidents, but there were still some sunspots.

In some people's eyes, marketing is the original sin, and advertising is also the original sin. No matter how reasonable your marketing methods are, no matter how conscientious your advertising is, they just can't understand this kind of behavior anyway.It's fine if you don't like it, they still have to criticize it.

Facing these trolls and sunspots, Yu Lin now took it lightly.Firstly, as he is learning hacking techniques by himself, he always thinks that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. If he has time to get angry with Heizi, he might as well read two more pages of books; secondly, Yu Lin likes an emoji very much recently, so I like The way you can't understand me but can't get rid of me.jpg perfectly expresses his mood.

The information team of the Special Security Office has been following up the news on the Internet in real time - after Yue Weixin successfully predicted that there would be an accident at Guan Mingzhe's family, the information team paid more attention to the guidance of public opinion under the account "My friend is time-traveling" - but They also ignored those trolls and sunspots.I have to say that the existence of trolls and sunspots is inevitable, and it can be regarded as a kind of Internet culture.If they suppress all the bad comments, then someone will definitely see something wrong and realize that the blogger is hiring a troll.

But Yu Lin and Yue Weixin don't mind, and the Special Security Office doesn't mind, but some people still mind those sunspots.

Shao Xingchen bought a popular search for Maoca's advertising video, and spent money to invite some cute pet bloggers on Weibo to interact. It took only a short time for several videos to go out of the circle.At the same time, this has also brought a lot of new attention to "My friend is time-traveling" who first released the advertising video.When Mr. Ning swiped Weibo, he found that the comments on this Weibo were different from before.

Who is Teacher Ning?He is a master in paleontological research. After retirement, he was rehired by several universities, and he didn't officially retire until his physical condition could not keep up.He was led by one of his students to start playing Weibo, and he only followed the account "My friend is time-traveled", and would log in to Weibo to take a look every few days.He would be very happy if this Weibo account posted pictures of animals, anatomy and skeletons again.If the blogger posted other content, he would glance at it according to his mood.

Teacher Ning also watched the advertisement video of Maocai.

Teacher Ning is a bitch. Although he saw the cat in the video, he thought it was cute, but he didn't have the urge to pet the cat. But when he saw the peanut wearing the "I am a cat" outfit, he was immediately hit.He thought, it would be nice to have such a dog at home.

Teacher Ning's sons and grandsons are all abroad. On weekdays, only the old couple and the nanny live in the house, which is indeed a bit lonely.

After watching the video, Teacher Ning lifted the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and clicked on the comments to watch.It’s really interesting for young netizens to talk. One said, “Oh, I fell down, and I needed that raccoon cat to hug me to get up”, another said, “Group to steal cats (1/100)”, and some said, “This In the past few years, it was not easy to have a job, and a dog had to COS into a cat in order to get a job."

Suddenly, Teacher Ning frowned.In a bunch of friendly and harmonious comments, he saw a Weibo that cursed people.

It was also that person who scolded people too harshly, which made Mr. Ning such an upright person very uncomfortable, so he replied: "It's wrong to scold people." In fact, Mr. Ning still has hundreds of words to say in his stomach. But I felt tired from typing, so I only said one sentence.

In less than a minute, the man replied to Teacher Ning with a very arrogant tone.Are you saying it's wrong to swear?I just scold you.Not only do I scold bloggers for marketing accounts that are so useless and want money, but I also scold you people who have no brains to defend bloggers and speak for bloggers.

Teacher Ning is a teacher after all, and he tried to reason with the trolls.

In the end, the troll directly gave him a sentence: "Shui Jun, get out!"

This is the navy recruited by Teacher Ning as a blogger.

The old man in his eighties is occasionally a little cute, and he honestly said: "I'm not a sailor." But, his account itself is actually a bit like a sailor account, with no avatar, no content, and even Weibo. The name is a number formed automatically by the system.

Oh, take a closer look, this is still a very low-level navy account!I didn't make any cover-ups, and I only liked and commented on one blogger every day.Hehe, who still invites this kind of navy now? Could it be that bloggers have no money and can only afford low-level packages?

The old man thought he had explained it, and the matter was over.The nanny called him to eat, and he closed the tablet angrily.But he didn't know that the screenshot of the conversation between him and Heizi was posted by someone with ulterior motives, and they even tagged it with the tag "Conscience Sailor".

A day later, when the old man logged on to Weibo again, he found that his news had become 99+.

Because the old man hadn't posted on Weibo before, netizens couldn't comment on him, so they all chose @ him.Many people really think of him as a sailor, @他is just a string of hahahaha, calling him the most unprofessional and also the most dedicated sailor in history.The old man stared at the comments and studied for a while, it seems that a big V who posted some funny Weibo every day first posted him, and then attracted countless netizens @.After seeing what happened, the old man was so angry that he called his student.

"What? Teacher, do you want to know how to verify Weibo?" Bao Maodian asked in surprise.

"That's right! Tell me what to do! Are you troublesome?" the old man said angrily.

"No trouble, just ask the school official Weibo to verify it for you. But, what are you doing?" Bao Maodian asked.As a young man, he receives so much online information every day. Even if he plays Weibo, there are a lot of things in Weibo. I don't know what happened to my teacher.

"I just can't stand the trend of making up things on the Internet!" Get a certification to scare them to death!

"Teacher, have you been bullied online?"

"How is it possible! Who can bully me. I just want to educate them out of professional habits."

"Okay, then I'll go to your house after get off work and help you fix it." Bao Maodian said.

Teacher Ning was immediately pleased with what the student said, and first asked the nanny to make more Bao Maodian's favorite food at night, and then turned off the tablet and went to the study to read.How interesting it is to read, the old man gradually forgot about everything on the Internet.

"Did the blogger of 'My friend is time-traveled' reply to the private message?" Someone asked in a group.

"not yet."

"This Weibo is very interesting. We must sign him, and he cannot be signed by other companies."

"But he rejected us once before, and then he didn't reply to our private messages at all. Let me tell you, there is no need to be so polite to him! No matter how interesting his Weibo is, he can't play with us if we don't get together. Not many people say that he Sailors please? Why don't we use this as a black spot to blackmail him and show him some color! When he is sprayed to doubt his life, let a few popular Weibo accounts under our hands speak for him , be a good person. When we invite him again, he will definitely say yes to anything."

"I think this method is good!"

"Okay! The young man is too noble, we have to teach him some principles of being a social person."

"@大口, you are the best at playing this hand, hurry up and let the young man see how good you are!"

……

When some people started to make trouble, Yu Lin and Yue Weixin, good kids with a rich three-dimensional life, were in the kitchen led by Yu Bokai, and the three of them were kneading dough and making dumplings together.Although the appearance of the dumplings is not very good, the taste of the boiled soup is not bad.

When the sailors were mocking Yu Lin and Yue Weixin's accounts, the second pot of dumplings had just boiled.

Teacher Ning successfully passed the certification.

Ning Yingwei, a famous paleontologist, academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Eat melon netizens: "???"

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An emoticon package suitable for those who cause trouble: [110, there are big bosses haunting Xinshou Village, I hope you can take care of it.jpg]

Applicable emoticon pack for Mr. Ning: [I just smile and don’t talk.jpg]