No one believes that I am time-traveled

"What have Teacher Fang been talking to you about?" Yu Lin turned his back and coughed violently for a while, then turned around and asked solemnly.

Yue Weixin shook his head.Although he never concealed the matter of time travel from Yu Lin, but Pa timed to the parrot, this is Pa's privacy, and he can't casually reveal Pa's privacy.Pa is already miserable and he should keep silent on this matter.Yue Weixin made a hypothesis: "I just feel very lucky that I didn't cross over to cats and dogs..."

Yu Lin imagined the scene, shook his head and said, "Cats, cats and dogs are not as cute as you!"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" I'm so fluffy and cute!Besides, there is no way to describe boys with the word "cute".

"It's definitely not nonsense! I really think so in my heart." Yu Lin stroked Yue Weixin's head smoothly.

Yue Weixin immediately became furious.Yu Lin ran out with his long legs.Yue Weixin quickly chased after him.Listening to the sound of the two of them fighting, Teacher Fang smiled and said to the parrot: "These children are very cute, don't you think?"

As the deputy head teacher of Class 10, Mr. Fang interacts quite frequently with the students of Class [-].Gradually, other students in the class also knew that there was a parrot in Teacher Fang's office.Among the students, a little thing can become a topic for [-] minutes between classes.

When class was over on Friday, Yue Weixin heard several boys in the class standing in the last row chatting about the parrot around the sports committee.

"That parrot is very friendly to people. I went to see Teacher Fang yesterday, and the parrot gave me a peanut after seeing me. Doesn't it protect food?" A boy said, "It's a female Parrot, right? Do you think I'm its baby?"

"You think so beautifully, how can there be a baby as big as you! There are no wings or feathers, it's so ugly!"

"That parrot can also eat noodles. Hey, I couldn't even imagine a parrot eating noodles until I saw it eat noodles."

"Hahaha, it can't be a spirit, can it?"

Yue Weixin thought to himself that it is impossible to become a master, but speaking out scared you to death.

That parrot has a human soul in its body!

Immediately afterwards, another boy retorted: "It's not enough to be perfect. This parrot is far less intelligent than the parrot raised by my grandfather's neighbor. That parrot is really mature. There are three hundred Tang poems. As long as it is common Yes, you read the last sentence, and that parrot can immediately answer the next sentence, which is better than my cousin who is in the first grade. Mr. Fang’s parrot... that day, I teased it a little and asked it that one plus one equals How many, it told me that it is equal to two. If I ask how much is three plus five, it will not be able to answer.”

"Yes, yes, I also tried simple multiplication. It doesn't know how much one multiplied by two is. So it is smarter than the average parrot. But it is definitely not the smartest among parrots. Wait, it doesn't Generally, parrots are smart, but they can't recite poems."

Yue Weixin thought, Pa must be playing dumb!It's a pity that he pretended too much, and his classmates even suspected his IQ.

"You asked the parrot to do multiplication, isn't that embarrassing it? Next time, try it's addition and subtraction within ten!"

"Addition and subtraction within ten is also difficult for it, you try addition and subtraction within five."

"By the way, I think Mr. Fang is a good second grader. Guess what I heard the parrot call him that day? You will never guess."

"What, what? Could it be scatter?"

"The parrot called him a god."

"Hahahaha, it's really good in the second grade! Didn't Teacher Fang feel ashamed when he trained it to shout like this?"

Yue Weixin: "???"

Yue Weixin finally realized what was wrong.Was he cheated by Teacher Fang?

He recalled the communication with the parrot that day.

The parrot only said one sentence throughout the whole process: "Hi, my name is Pa, number A003." The words about him being a time traveler were all said by Teacher Fang.But in fact, what the parrot said didn't prove that he was a time traveler at all. Perhaps this was what Teacher Fang taught him?There is no such video on the Internet, the parrot is taught by the owner to jump around and shout, help, I have been turned into a parrot!

"Teacher Fang lied to me!" Yue Weixin was so angry that his face swelled up.

Seeing his puffy face, Yu Lin tried very hard to restrain himself so as not to poke his face with his hand.

"I didn't lie to you. Pa is really a time traveler." Teacher Fang said.

Yue Weixin walked up to the parrot, stared at it for a while, and asked gently, "What is six plus seven?"

The parrot tilted its head to look at him, eyes very blank.

Can the traveler fail to calculate such a simple addition?Yue Weixin turned to look at Teacher Fang.

Teacher Fang did something Yu Lin didn't dare to do, and pinched Yue Weixin's face with a smile: "I really didn't lie to you. Pa's situation is a bit special. If you ask him what six plus seven equals, he really can't answer. But If you give him two ropes, one with six knots and one with seven knots, and he counts the knots slowly, he will still be able to come up with the number thirteen."

Before Yue Weixin took his body through the cracks in time and space that exhausted the energy and closed the cracks, the Special Security Office had only welcomed single-digit traversers in a few years.Although there are few cases, there are many tricks.Not only do birds wear it, but men wear it to women, and women wear it to men.Compared with these time-traveling predecessors, Yue Weixin is indeed very lucky.

In fact, Yue Weixin was the last time traveler but also the only one who wore it.

That's why his number starts with S, and it is the 001 number in S.

All those traversers before Yue Weixin were soul traversers.Deputy Team Liu has figured out the rules of soul travel.Research has shown that under the effect of space-time rifts, two conditions must be met in order to achieve soul travel. One is that the soul energy fluctuation data of the traverser conforms to the formula, and the other is that the traversed body has been dead for more than 1 minute, but is still alive. Less than an hour.

When Pa crossed, there was only one macaw nearby that met these two conditions.

But Pa definitely has the best mentality among all the traversers.He traveled back three years earlier than Yue Weixin.After a long and inefficient communication, the staff of the Special Security Office speculated that Pa had crossed over from a primitive society with an average life expectancy of less than ten years.In Pa's tribe, of course, there are people who live to be in their 20s, but the child mortality rate is too high, so the average life expectancy is too low to bear to look at.

Before crossing, Pa had a very difficult life.They lack food and clothing, are often half-starved, and are helpless in the face of countless natural disasters, poisonous snakes and beasts, and diseases.So when he crossed, he thought he was lucky enough to come to the kingdom of gods.

Thank God, there is so much food here that I can't finish it!So much, so much delicious food, too much to eat!

For these foods, Pa is willing to turn into a bug, not to mention turning into a bird.He is very happy every day.However, the time and space he was originally in was too primitive, and his cognitive level was very limited, so far he has not understood the concept of "time travel", and has always believed that he has come to the kingdom of gods.He cannot live independently in modern society.

For a time traveler like Pa, let him support himself, it would be really embarrassing for him.Out of humanitarian spirit, the Special Security Office kept Pa in the building, provided him with food on time every day, and taught him modern vocabulary as much as possible, but did not ask him for anything.

The reason why the macaw came to Teacher Fang to receive psychological counseling was because the Special Security Office had just discovered not long ago that there was another time traveler in the parrot's body at the same time!But that soul is too weak, and the parrot's body is usually dominated by Pa.

This may sound unbelievable.That soul and Pa traveled through at the same time, but he had suffered inhumane torture before crossing over, and had serious psychological trauma.After crossing, he has been in a coma, until recently he just woke up.

Well, it can't be said to be sober.

He cannot communicate normally with people.An excellent psychiatrist like Dr. Fang is unable to communicate effectively with this soul.When Pa voluntarily falls into a deep sleep, he can briefly appear.But if Pa didn't give up his body, he wouldn't appear at all.

Pa is very generous. Since he realized that there is still a soul in his body, he not only took the initiative to give up his body to the new soul, but also named the new soul Nirvana.When Nirvana is in charge of the body, the whole parrot is very closed, and only occasionally pops out a few phrases.Through the analysis of these phrases, the Special Security Office speculates that Nirvana comes from a time and space with highly developed science and technology, and human beings at that time have entered the interstellar age.But the progress of science does not mean the progress of the social system. The intervention of extraterrestrial forces restored slavery in that era.The Special Security Office speculated that Nie was a small leader of the rebel army who tried to overthrow slavery, and was tortured to death after being captured.

If Nirvana regains his sanity, then the knowledge he possesses can bring earth-shaking technological innovations to this era!

Even if you don't go for the knowledge that Nirvana has mastered, for a fighter like him, everyone hopes that he can recover.

It's a pity that Nie has gone completely crazy.The time he can control his body is only one hour at most every day, and the rest of the time, this body is still controlled by Pa.The Special Security Office was unable to communicate effectively with Nie, and could only record every word he uttered when Nie was in charge of his body, trying to analyze useful information from these words.But this efficiency is really very low.

The reason why the parrot was brought to the school was because Teacher Fang felt that the peaceful and quiet environment of the campus was good for both Pa and Nirvana.None of them are aggressive and will not cause harm to student teachers.With Pa, he can get in touch with more people, which is good for his cognitive expansion.Nirvana, he has been fighting for the realization of human rights equality before time travel, if he still retains a weak sense of reason, maybe he will feel relieved to see those energetic teenagers?

In addition, the Special Security Office actually wanted to know whether Yue Weixin's affinity would help Nirvana regain her sanity.

As a top psychiatrist, Mr. Fang and the team behind him have nothing to do with Nie's psychological problems, and the Special Security Office can only "go to the doctor in a hurry".It would be best if Nirvana could regain some sanity.But if Yue Weixin's affinity is useless, then such a result is within everyone's expectations.They couldn't and didn't think about passing the pressure on to Yue Weixin.

"You can play with handkerchiefs at ordinary times." Teacher Fang said with a smile.

"What the teacher just said...isn't it a coincidence? Didn't they deliberately make it up to deceive me?" Yue Weixin was very vigilant.

"Then how can you trust me? Let Team Yu tell you?"

"What if you made a confession with Uncle Yu in advance?"

"Send me an application transfer file for you to see?"

"What if you falsified the file in advance?"

……

From believing that the parrot is a time traveler, to thinking that Teacher Fang is lying, and then to believing that the parrot is a time traveler, Yue Weixin reviewed his own mental journey, and said to Yu Lin with emotion: "Now I can finally truly stand on your side. I’m thinking about the problem from my position. You don’t believe that I’m time-traveling, that’s normal, and I can understand you very much.” Understanding is understanding, and the small account book still needs to be kept in secret.

Yu Lin didn't know what to say for a while, and after a moment of silence, he tried hard to say in a sincere tone: "Thank you!"

Today's mutual favor achievement was successfully achieved.

As for who favors whom more... There's no need to argue so much between good friends.