No one believes that I am time-traveled

Of course you can object to the marriage.

Because marriage does not exist.

Yu Lin walked up to Yue Weixin calmly, and said nonchalantly, "Wow, did you eat steamed stuffed buns this morning? With leek stuffing?" Nothing happened just now, I didn't rush downstairs, and I didn't shout out objections, we were just like usual Let's eat normally!

"I didn't make vegetarian buns today, but beef stuffing. I'll make leeks for you next time." Aunt Feng said with a smile.

Xiaotian's master took the opportunity to leave, and everyone ate breakfast as if nothing had happened.

During the morning reading class, the representative of the English class walked to Guan Mingzhe's desk and reminded: "It's your turn today, are you ready?"

Before Guan Mingzhe could say anything, Shao Xingchen called out first: "Aren't we the ninth group? We're here so soon?"

"You are in the sixth group." The English class representative was a little speechless, "Didn't you say that you were six when the lottery was drawn?" Because the numbers six and nine are easy to confuse, the English class representative remembered it very clearly, and she specially emphasized at that time After a while, who is six and who is nine.

Shao Xingchen said in horror: "But we are not prepared for anything!"

There is a class meeting on Wednesday afternoon.I don't know what the teachers in other classes do, anyway, Teacher Song always makes troubles.At the beginning of this semester - when Yue Weixin was not there, he went back to the Special Security Office for a physical examination - Mr. Song told everyone that the students in the class were randomly divided into groups, and then performed on stage in the class meeting programs to achieve the purpose of exercising yourself and entertaining everyone.Of course, as an English teacher, he "used his power for personal gain" once and asked everyone to use English in the performance.

Mr. Song decided on a general performance direction - a new fairy tale.

You must have done similar Chinese composition questions when you were in elementary school, but switching to English has added some difficulty.There were some very brilliant performances in the first few groups.For example, the "Queen of the Sea" performed by the twin sisters and a few other students was adapted from "The Daughter of the Sea". After saving the prince, the mermaid negotiated with the king of humans and finally obtained the sea transportation license for the human world. A great cause, that is a very wonderful story.There is also a girl named Wen Renyu. Her team consists of only two people. One plays Little Red Riding Hood and the other plays a husky disguised as a wolf. The story is very cute.

"What are we going to play?" Shao Xingchen looked at the companions around him.

Both Guan Mingzhe and Yu Lin stared at Shao Xingchen fiercely.The lottery was drawn by Shao Xingchen. Shao Xingchen said they were in the ninth group, and they never doubted it.So they thought it would be too late to start preparing next week.Who knew it was number six!

There will be a performance in the afternoon, and they don't even have a script now!

"Or let's play the Three Little Pigs. Me, Xiao Ming, and Yue Yue are pigs, and Yu Lin is the big bad wolf." Shao Xingchen said.

Now, not only Guan Mingzhe and Yu Lin were speechless, but even Yue Weixin began to dislike Shao Xingchen, and said earnestly, "Please be sure to say some things in full, and don't try to save trouble. I can act like a fairy tale A pig, but I'm not a pig."

Shao Xingchen said aggrievedly, "I'm not a pig either."

"You are a pig!" The other three said in unison.

Guan Mingzhe thought for a while and said, "Why don't we act as the little girl who sells matches... the little boy? Since it's a new fairy tale, let's set the little boy to travel to our modern society. lead a happy life." The reason why he suggested this was also because he knew that Yue Weixin liked the setting of time travel.If you really want to play this, let Yue Weixin play the little boy!

But in the end, Guan Mingzhe's proposal was still rejected. If they really want to act this, they have to make up the subsequent plots themselves, and they don't have so much time to prepare.The last performance of the four of them was "The Story of the Golden Ax and the Silver Ax", with Yu Lin playing the woodcutter, Yue Weixin playing the river god, and Guan Mingzhe reading the narration.As for Shao Xingchen, everyone unanimously dismissed him as the greedy woodcutter.

After the performance, Mr. Song applauded and asked: "What I want is a new version of fairy tales, where are your new ones?"

"We didn't fall into the river with an ax. As modern people, we may never cross the river with an ax in our lives, but we will hold a mobile phone every day. Boy, did you fall into the river with a Vertu signature mobile phone, an ordinary smart phone, or This old machine is in disrepair. Isn't it new enough?" Shao Xingchen said confidently.The other three looked away tacitly, pretending not to know him.

That night, Yu Lin had a dream.

Shao Xingchen dressed as a river god rose slowly from the river.

Boy, is this cute Xiaotian yours?The river god held up a dog and asked.Yu Lin shook his head and said no.

Boy, is this cute Ah Fu yours?The river god held up a cat and asked.Yu Lin still shook his head and said no.

Boy, is this cutest little doll yours?The God of the River held up a little doll with Yue Weixin's appearance and asked.

Yu Lin happily said, yes, yes, this is mine!

The River God appreciated Yu Lin's honesty and said, "You are a very discerning person. Because you are so discerning, I decided to give you all the cute things." The River God gave Yue Weixin the little doll Together with Ah Fu and Xiaotian, they stuffed into Yu Lin's arms.

Yu Lin yelled: "I don't want it! I don't want it! You just have to return Yue Weixin to me!"

The God of the River suddenly turned his face, and said with a cold smile, "Oh, you can't help it. If you don't want it, you have to!"

……

Yu Lin woke up with fright.Looking at the time, it's almost time to get up for a morning run.When they ran out of the house together, they met Xiaotian and his master on the side of the road.It turned out that Yue Weixin had made an appointment with Master Xiaotian, and he would take Xiaotian for a run every morning.For the dog owner, he just advanced the time of walking the dog by half an hour, which is not inconvenient.

Yu Lin and Xiaotian's eyes met.Husky's face was almost mocking.

"Did you know? I may also have the talent of a prophet." Yu Lin turned his head and said to Yue Weixin, "I had a very accurate predictive dream this morning." Dreaming of the river god desperately stuffing the dog to me, getting up In the end, he met this stupid dog!

Yue Weixin thought that Yu Lin was coaxing him to play, so he laughed very cooperatively: "Then what did you dream about?"

"I dreamed... Shao Xingchen is going to be unlucky today!" Yu Lin took Xiaotian's leash from Yue Weixin, "Let me run with the dog. You can just run by yourself. Huskies are too noisy. You are weak in physical strength, don't be led into the ditch by it."

Xiao Tian looked at Yu Lin cutely, and then dragged Yu Lin countless times without hesitation.

Because Yu Sansui and Ha Twosui had been arguing all morning, Yue Weixin and the others arrived at school later than usual.Seeing that Guan Mingzhe's seat was still vacant, Yu Lin asked curiously: "Xiao Ming hasn't come yet? It shouldn't be. Did he go to the bathroom?"

"He went to the deputy class teacher, because of his tutoring student." Shao Xingchen said.

Guan Mingzhe is teaching a junior high school student.The parents of junior high school students are very strict, which leads to a lot of pressure on the junior high school students. Although they usually study well, their test scores are not as good as the previous ones.Guan Mingzhe knew that this matter was difficult to manage, but since he took money to do things, he had to do his best no matter what.He went to Teacher Fang for advice on how to relieve the psychological pressure of that junior high school student.

Guan Mingzhe didn't come back from Teacher Fang until the morning reading class had already started.

"How is it?" Shao Xingchen asked in a low voice.

"It went well. After listening to what happened, Mr. Fang specially taught me some tips for enlightening others. I think it is very useful." Guan Mingzhe lowered his voice and said, "But... you guess I was in Fang What did you see in the teacher's office?"

"What?" Shao Xingchen was a little excited.Could it be that Mr. Fang secretly hid adult magazines?

"A parrot!" Guan Mingzhe said.

Shao Xingchen was immediately disappointed: "The school didn't stipulate that teachers are not allowed to raise birds."

"It's different. I saw with my own eyes that Teacher Fang was giving psychological counseling to that parrot." Guan Mingzhe said.

Hey, this wave of operations is really amazing.Shao Xingchen said in horror: "Could it be that Mr. Fang is a veterinarian? His major is the study of animal psychology? But he came to our school to become a psychologist. What does the school mean? Treat us like little animals?"

"Shut up!"

Seeing that the Chinese teacher had already walked in through the front door, Guan Mingzhe did not continue to chat with Shao Xingchen, who had a big brain, but seriously recited ancient poems.Shao Xingchen also closed his mouth, pretending to read the good words and sentences in the excerpt.

Yue Weixin saw the parrot after lunch.

Teacher Fang will pick some time every week to chat with Yue Weixin, just a normal chat, like a friend.The parrot was standing on the small table, pecking melon seeds from the small bowl.Yue Weixin smiled and asked, "Teacher, is this your new pet?"

"Pa, this is Yue Weixin, number S001." Teacher Fang said to the parrot.

Hearing the words, the parrot finally stopped pecking and looked up at Yue Weixin: "Hi, my name is Pa, number A003." I don't know how to speak Chinese.

"You should know that you are not the only time traveler discovered by the Special Security Office." Teacher Fang said.

Yue Weixin nodded.As far as he knew, Dr. Liang in the Special Security Office also traveled through time.

Then, Yue Weixin didn't know what he was thinking, and his expression gradually became frightened.

Teacher Fang confirmed Yue Weixin's guess, waved at Pa, and said, "Pa is also a time traveler." There are not many time travelers in this world.Yue Weixin was the last one.Before Yue Weixin, they only found single-digit traversers.

All traversers are currently under the supervision of the Special Security Office.

"Pa...he was originally a bird?" Yue Weixin asked cautiously.

"He is different from you. He is a soul traveler, and he happened to be on this bird." Teacher Fang said with a smile.

Ten minutes later, Yue Weixin left Teacher Fang's office with a dazed expression.

Yu Lin was waiting for him at the entrance of the corridor. Seeing that his expression was wrong, he hurriedly asked, "What's wrong? What the hell?"

Yue Weixin shook his head: "Suddenly I feel... I am so lucky! My own body is super easy to use!"

Yu Lin: "???"

Yue Weixin couldn't wait to share his happiness with his good friends.He grabbed Yu Lin's hand with all his strength, and he was too emotional to choose what to say: "My body is amazing! No matter how other people's bodies can be used better than mine."

Yu Lin: "!!!"

Adolescent teenagers need to work hard to restrain themselves, so as not to think wrongly about what their companions say.