No one believes that I am time-traveled

Shao Xingchen has fallen in love with this stalk ever since he called Po Xiaohuapot the "child" of Yue Weixin and Yu Lin.

He called the little flowerpot his big nephew.

During the meal, Shao Xingchen asked with great concern, "What breed is my eldest nephew!"

Yue Weixin was silent for a while, first tried to convince himself to accept Shao Xingchen's logic, and then said: "I don't know either."

"Then how do you take care of it? Sunshine, watering, how do you get it?" Guan Mingzhe asked.

Yue Weixin said: "An elder gave it to me. He would send me a message every day, telling me how to take care of it." He took out his mobile phone, clicked on Dr. Liang's WeChat page and showed it to Guan Mingzhe.Guan Mingzhe studied it for a while but didn't see any tricks.

Guan Mingzhe returned the phone to Yue Weixin: "We can only wait for it to germinate. If it germinates, maybe I can recognize its species."

Yue Weixin looked at Guan Mingzhe curiously.

"I used to work part-time in local flower garden bases and vegetable greenhouse bases." Guan Mingzhe explained with a smile.

After dinner, Shao Xingchen insisted on hugging his eldest nephew.Yue Weixin let him go, and only said: "Well, the small flower pot should not be too far away from me. I want to go to the big playground with Yu Lin now. I heard that there is an open space behind the rostrum. Come with us go?"

"What are you doing there? A date?" Shao Xingchen asked without thinking.

In that place, on the one side, there is a rostrum to block the wind and sight, and on the other side is a small forest with a quiet environment, which is really suitable for talking about love.However, Bailan High School is not a boarding high school. There are really those kind of young couples who secretly fall in love. They can go out to play after school, and they don't have to commit crimes in school.Therefore, the utilization rate of such a romantic place is not high.

"What are you talking about! Yue Weixin wants to learn radio gymnastics, I'll find a secluded place to teach him." Yu Lin wished he could kick Shao Xingchen.Shao Xingchen twisted his buttocks to dodge, but insisted: "Where can't broadcasting exercises be taught, do you have to go to the grove to teach?"

"People are in the rivers and lakes!" Yu Lin said with emotion.A big brother like him who has a lot of status in the rivers and lakes is shameless, even if he is doing exercises in groups, he really can't stretch his arms and legs in full view at this time, so he can only find a secluded place to teach Yue Weixin .

Shao Xingchen hurriedly said, "I want to go too!"

A few boys from Class Six happened to pass by them. They didn’t hear the antecedent, only heard Shao Xingchen’s words, thinking that Yu Lin was going to play basketball again, and they all said, “We’re going too! I haven’t played for a long time, let’s go.” Ah, Brother Yu, quickly take up space!"

Bailan High School's lunch break is not short, as long as you squeeze in, you can squeeze out time for playing.

Yue Weixin quickly waved his hand: "I don't play ball, I learn radio gymnastics. I don't need so many people to teach me!"

"Broadcast gymnastics? Let's do it too!" Boys like to get together to join in the fun.

"No, no, no!" Yue Weixin felt very embarrassed when he thought of so many people staring at him and learning to do exercises.

Guan Mingzhe smiled and said: "It's okay, you will learn radio exercises from Yu Lin. They will follow me, and I will teach them to shape their muscles. In the summer vacation that just passed, I found a part-time job in the gym and learned some abdominal and chest muscles. effective exercise."

Yue Weixin said belatedly, "You seem to have had a lot of part-time jobs."

Guan Mingzhe said with a smile: "Because I have a hidden identity. Those part-time jobs are all tasks I have done."

"what?"

"I am the No. [-] mercenary in the Chenxi Continent." Guan Mingzhe said seriously.After finishing speaking, without waiting for other people to react, he himself laughed first, waved his hands and said, "No, no, this kind of line is really a test of shame!"

A group of people laughed loudly and went to the grove in a mighty way.Students passing by couldn't help but look at them.

When they arrived at the grove, most of the people were taken away by Guan Mingzhe, and there were only three people left on Yue Weixin's side, one was himself, one was Yu Lin who was his teacher, and the other was Shao Xingchen who professionally joined in the fun.Yue Weixin immediately felt more at ease.

Broadcasting exercises, everyone knows how to do them, but most people don’t pay attention to them when they do exercises, they just get the meaning, and the details are not particularly well done, and even some small details are ignored over time.Yu Lin said to put the toes flat after kicking out the legs, but Shao Xingchen insisted on hooking the toes up.Neither of them could convince the other, so they took out their mobile phones and searched.

Yue Weixin looked around while waiting for their search results.

The grass moved, and a dirt dog emerged.

It's September.For stray cats and dogs, this season is better.This dog looks healthy.It took the initiative to run to Yue Weixin's feet, rolled over, and put its head on Yue Weixin's shoes, revealing its light-colored belly.

Yu Lin looked up and saw this scene, and hurriedly said: "Don't touch it! Don't touch stray cats and dogs casually. I read the news before that some children got rabies because of it." But the dog just lay obediently on Yue Weixin's bed Underfoot, it looks really good.

Shao Xingchen watched this scene with great envy.

After rubbing enough, the earth dog turned its head and barked twice at the grass, and another raccoon cat emerged from the grass.It's unknown how the dog and cat became friends, but they appear to be on good terms.The cat walked slowly to Yue Weixin's feet.

Yue Weixin asked a little helplessly: "Do they want me to smooth their hair? Do you have a small comb? I'll comb them." Originally, he wanted to start masturbating directly, but with Yu Lin He felt that it would be better to borrow props.

……

Ten minutes ago, the dean stood in the office and saw a group of people going to a remote place through the window. That place is suitable for love and fighting!He guessed that there was something wrong with this group of boys, so he hurried downstairs and chased after them.

After finally running to the destination, I saw a group of boys rolling up their sleeves and lifting their clothes.The dean rushed forward in three steps at a time and said loudly, "What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing here? Are you done with your homework?"

"Teacher, we are exercising muscles!" Someone explained.

Another said that they were teaching transfer students to do radio exercises.

Ha, you think I'll believe it?It's not that I haven't heard the joke.The dean said in his heart.The story said that the boys in the two classes were looking for a place to fight in groups, and when they were about to start a fight, they were discovered by the teacher, and the leading boys lied that they were practicing a chorus.

The dean looked around and asked, "The transfer students you're talking about refer to Yue Weixin, right? What about the others?"

……

The transfer student went to the canteen to buy a comb.When he came back with a comb, the cat and dog were gone.Yue Weixin went around the grove twice but couldn't find them, so he had to get out of the grove and bumped into the dean who was asking questions.

"I'm here!" Yue Weixin said hurriedly, "They really want to teach me to do exercises. But I just went to the canteen."

Yue Weixin was afraid that the dean would remember his name again, so he really didn't want to lose his official household registration because of this!So at a certain moment, his brain seemed to be convulsed, and he handed the comb in his hand to the dean and said, "Teacher, I will give it to you."

Dean:"???"

All the boys present looked at Yue Weixin with the eyes of a warrior.

Combs are not to be sent indiscriminately.If couples send combs to each other, it means that they hope to grow old together with you.But combs have the function of warding off evil spirits in traditional culture, so they also have the meaning of wishing peace.It is not rude to give combs to elders.

Guan Mingzhe had a part-time job in a boutique house and knew some knowledge about gift giving. He hurriedly helped Yue Weixin and said: "Mr. Teachers are forever young!"

He gave everyone a suggestive look.

Everyone successfully received the instruction, just like the repeater, they all said: "May the teacher be forever young!"

Dean:"???"

What are they doing?A new trick to play tricks on the teacher?Could it be that I haven't been strict enough?

So what should I say?Thanks?

"Okay, let's go back to the classroom! Everyone else is doing their homework in the classroom, and you're the only ones out there!" the dean said with a straight face.He looked at Yue Weixin again: "It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do exercises, we will change the exercises between classes soon, and the physical education teacher will teach new ones in two days, and the whole school will learn together." A plastic comb that costs two yuan a piece, he Accepted, this is not a bribe, it is the student's wish.

By the time school was over in the evening, Yue Weixin's feat of molesting the teacher had spread throughout the grade.

Yu Lin put up a slogan on the wall and said, "What were you thinking at the time?"

"I don't know either... the left hand should be higher, okay, okay, that's it." Yue Weixin handed the tape to Yu Lin.

These slogans are very inspirational and were spoken by celebrities from all over the world.The names suffixed by the slogan are all familiar, such as Confucius, Han Yu, Premier Zhou, Marie Curie and so on.There is a sentence in which the name of the suffix is ​​not a big name, but the abbreviation MQ.

Seeing this, everyone may subconsciously think that MQ is the abbreviation of a well-known figure in the West.

But it wasn't actually, it was the abbreviation of a certain dragon knight on the Dawn Continent.For the students in Class Six, this is the abbreviation of the fictional character Yue Weixin made up.Hey, they posted the sentences made up by their classmates as famous quotes on the wall.

Everyone has the pleasure of secretly doing bad things without being discovered by adults.

In addition to the left and right walls, slogans should also be posted on the front and rear blackboards.On the blackboard in front, on the left side is the sticker of Chongde Erudition, on the right side is the sticker of Realistic Innovation, and in the middle is a bright five-star red flag, which is very serious.On the blackboard at the back, on the left is Loyalty to the Truth, on the right is You Wo Bai Lan, and in the middle is the badge of Class Six, which was changed from the Yue Wei Xin family badge.

When the teachers came to check the results, they would think that Bai Lan in "You Me Bai Lan" refers to Bai Lan High School.

There is nothing wrong with saying that.

But this is also Yue Weixin's Bailan.

Yue Weixin is from Bailan Empire, and he is now a member of Bailan High School.The two worlds seemed to overlap at this moment.

It is a great comfort to see a little bit of familiar things in a completely strange time and space, even if there is only a little bit.Yue Weixin only felt emotionally agitated, just as Yu Lin was standing beside him, he suddenly turned around and hugged Yu Lin.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Yue Weixin whispered, his voice seemed a little choked.

This hug was so sudden.Yu Lin was stunned for two seconds before he reached out and patted Yue Weixin's back lightly.

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Faithful to the truth, bless me Prynne.

This is one of the old family mottos of Yue Weixin.

The author has something to say: A baby can’t really be raised in a small flowerpot, that’s too unscientific, haha. (No, I am the only one who writes time-travel articles, why should I care about science.)