No one believes that I am time-traveled

When the dean saw Yue Weixin, he glanced at his badge and noticed his name.

Don't get me wrong, the dean doesn't mean anything else.

It's just that Bailan High School has requirements on appearance. Boys are not allowed to dye their hair, let alone wear colored contact lenses.Therefore, for students like Yue Weixin whose natural eye color is not black, the dean will remember it in advance, so as not to wrong the child when they meet.

The dean thought, so this is Yue Weixin, not to mention, this young man has pretty eyes.

But no matter what the director thought in his heart, on the surface he only educated these boys seriously.There are two central ideas, one is that students are not allowed to spread feudal superstition on campus (?), and the other is that they are not allowed to scare people on the stairs.

"A dozen of you stand here and yell at others. What if someone is startled by you and misses your foot? Safety issues must always be kept in mind." The dean looked down at his watch, "Okay, let's go back to the classroom!"

The boys breathed a sigh of relief and hurried to the classroom.

The dean walked back to his office slowly with his hands behind his back.Sometimes, he doesn't really like to reprimand the students.But after being a teacher for so many years, he knows very well that most children of this age lack self-control. If their teachers dare to relax a little bit in management, the students will immediately relax a little bit, and it will be too late when something goes wrong. up.

The dean closed the door after returning to the office, and patted his hair on the dark glass on the bookcase.The glass was a bit reflective, so I couldn't see clearly, so the dean took out a stainless steel spoon for eating, and used the spoon as a mirror.He studied for a long time by himself, but did not come up with any results, so he sent a WeChat message to his wife worriedly: "My wife, do you think my hair has fallen out a lot recently? Is there any sign of baldness? Otherwise, our family Buy some anti-baldness shampoo!"

"Just your hair, it's as thick as a mop, what shampoo do you want!" His wife said.

"Not bald?" Why did the students call him a mage?It is said that there are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames, and mages are all bald. Aren't the students teasing him about his lack of hair?The dean is very worried about his hairline.

Here, Yue Weixin also looked worried, and was led by Yu Lin to the classroom.

Yu Lin thought that a well-behaved boy like Yue Weixin was afraid of being criticized by the teacher, so he comforted him and said: "The dean is just talkative. Since he let us go, it means that this matter is over. He will not ask us to write an inspection again. Something. Don't worry!"

Yue Weixin sighed deeply, gave Yu Lin a complicated look, and said, "You don't understand."

Yu Lin: "???"

"It's nothing to be criticized by the teacher. It's not that I haven't been criticized by my mentor before. But you know that I am time-traveling, and I only have a temporary account. If I want to get a formal account, I must not make mistakes during the supervision period." Yue Weixin said in a low voice, "I can't be criticized by the teacher. Just now the dean took a special look at my badge, did he write down my name?"

Yu Lin: "..."

Awesome, the hukou stalks are out.

It is indeed difficult to obtain a Hukou in Huaguo, and people all over the world know this!

What can Yu Lin do? Of course, Yu Lin is cooperating with Yue Weixin, saying: "Hukou... I'll help you find a way."

When they entered the classroom, Shao Xingchen was tugging at Guan Mingzhe's sleeve and acting coquettishly: "Xiaoming, Xiaoming, help me make a little blessing clay, I like Xiaofu clay, please!" Guan Mingzhe's coat was ripped off by Shao Xingchen , revealing the short sleeves worn inside.

Guan Mingzhe was so disgusted that he grabbed his collar and said, "Can you straighten your tongue before you speak?"

In the end, it was folded by Shao Xingchen. An ordinary piece of paper, in Guan Mingzhe's hands, fiddled here and there, and it turned into a cute little fox.Yue Weixin's eyes lit up and said, "Awesome! This is almost like magic."

Guan Mingzhe is very calm: "I have worked part-time in a children's origami hobby class. I can fold animals and flowers."

"You are really skillful. In my hometown, you are a good seed for alchemists!" Yue Weixin said.

"Doesn't one need to be gifted in magic to become an alchemist?" Guan Mingzhe asked curiously. Seeing that Yue Weixin seemed to like the art of origami, he asked another piece of pink and white paper from the girl and smiled. Say, "Let me fold a flower for you!"

Before the flowers were folded, the class bell rang.

In fact, the students all have special listening skills. While listening to the teacher's lecture, they can do other things at the same time.Guan Mingzhe worked for another two or three minutes, and the flowers were folded.He was about to hand the paper flower to the back row when Shao Xingchen whispered, "Show me first!"

This is an orchid.Shao Xingchen held it in his hand and admired it for a while before turning around and handing it to the back row.

Their seats are like this, Yu Lin is behind Shao Xingchen, and Yue Weixin is behind Guan Mingzhe.For convenience, Shao Xingchen directly threw the orchid to Yu Lin, and then asked Yu Lin to hand it over to Yue Weixin.But after Yu Lin got the orchid, he suddenly had an idea.

He took out a piece of draft paper and happily drew the inside page of a marriage certificate on the paper.

The place to fill in the couple's name on the marriage certificate is temporarily vacant.Yu Lin wrote under the marriage certificate: "If you want to obtain a Huaguo household registration, there is a very convenient way. Find a Huaguo person to marry!" It is said that most foreigners get Huaguo household registration because of marriage.Although I don't know what Yue Weixin's brain hole is like, but Yu Lin thinks that he can refer to the situation of foreigners obtaining household registration!

Yu Lin pushed the manuscript paper to Yue Weixin.

Yue Weixin: "..."

Yu Lin took the manuscript paper back again, wrote Yue Weixin's name in the column of the certificate holder, and wrote today as the registration date, ignoring the marriage certificate number and so on.He also drew a simple double photo in the upper right corner of the certificate, with two stick figures holding hands.

The name of the partner must be written on the marriage certificate, so who is Yue Weixin's partner?

Yu Lin originally wanted to write a random name, but he changed his mind, he couldn't write the names of the girls in his class.Otherwise, if this manuscript is read by others, people who don't know will think that Yue Weixin has a crush on that girl, which is also a kind of harassment to that girl.

Yu Lin had an idea and wrote the word "Yu Lin" on the manuscript paper.He thought about it, and added a double ponytail hairstyle to one of the stick figures, so that he looked like a girl.He complacently pushed the marriage certificate to Yue Weixin: "In order for you to obtain Huaguo Hukou smoothly, I sacrificed myself and let my sexual transformation version marry you. Am I very mean?"

Yue Weixin: "!!!"

Yu Lin put the orchid that Guan Mingzhe folded on the hand-painted marriage certificate: "Here, this is the wedding bouquet."

Yue Weixin didn't know what to say.Fortunately, before he could react, Yu Lin was called up by the teacher to answer the question.Standing on the podium, the teacher can have a panoramic view of the students' situation.Yu Lin hadn't listened carefully, and he had endured Yu Lin for a long time.

It was so easy to wait until the end of get out of class.

The next class was physics, and Yu Lin, as the representative of the physics class, had to go to the teacher to pick up the homework.He handed over the manuscript paper with the marriage certificate drawn on it to Yue Weixin, and said solemnly: "Take it well! Whether you can obtain Huaguo household registration depends on this marriage certificate."

Yue Weixin said weakly, "Thank you!"

Although this was a joke from the beginning to the end, it was Yu Lin's intention anyway.Thinking about it carefully, this hand-painted marriage certificate is quite fun and commemorative.Yue Weixin cut out the certificate and put it in the thick Chinese-English dictionary.

Soon it was noon.

For safety reasons, Bailan High School does not open the campus at noon.Students can only go to the cafeteria to eat.Of course, it is also possible to order takeaway, but the deliveryman cannot enter the campus, and the students have to go to the fence to pick it up.Because it was the first day of Yue Weixin's official class, he really wanted to go to the cafeteria to see him, so everyone surrounded him and went to the cafeteria.As soon as I entered the cafeteria, I saw someone in one of the teams greeted this way vigorously.Yu Linchong waved his hand, and introduced to Yue Weixin, "That's Xiong Wenbin."

"To help you summarize Quenya together?" Yue Weixin said.

"That's right! He is very interested in your self-made language now, let's play together when we are free." Yu Lin said.

"I'm free now!" Shao Xingchen said, "Let's call Big Bear over, he hasn't eaten with us recently."

"Didn't I already tell you, let Daxiong eat with his classmates during this period. The first month of school is a critical period for new students to get to know each other. If Daxiong always comes to us, he will seem out of place. You won’t be able to quickly integrate into the new class.” Guan Mingzhe said, “When their relationship is stable, Big Bear can come to us for dinner from time to time.”

"Your words sound like..." Shao Xingchen scratched his ears, "Like, Da Xiong just got married, let's not delay Da Xiong getting along with his wife. When they are stable, let Da Xiong run to us. Does it look like this? So we have become Big Bear's mistresses?"

Everyone looked at Shao Xingchen with disgust.

Yu Lin thumped Shao Xingchen: "Since you think so, then you should be the big bear and the little three, and don't take us along."

Yue Weixin also quickly shook his head.He also doesn't want to be a junior.

Guan Mingzhe turned his eyes away directly, showing with practical actions that he did not know Shao Xingchen.

Shao Xingchen still wanted to argue, but Yu Lin didn't listen to him, and only said to Yue Weixin, "Why do you hold the flower pot while eating? Even if the flower pot is clean and looks like a beautiful decoration, what will happen later?" Take the dinner plate? Otherwise, let’s put the flowerpot on the table to occupy a seat, then wash our hands, and then line up to buy food.” Yu Lin took the flowerpot and put it in his arms, this posture is very similar to While holding the child, he also used his other hand to support the bottom of the flower pot, which looked like he was holding the child's buttocks.

Shao Xingchen yelled, "Okay! You guys secretly gave birth, no wonder I'm not your favorite baby anymore!"