The world has a brain

Chapter 8 Doraemon and the Magical Girl

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My lack of English caused a lot of trouble.After all, I only know a few simple words.The speed of their lectures is a little faster, so I have no idea what they are talking about.

Fortunately, I took some classes with Qianqiu, and Qianqiu took the trouble to interpret for me simultaneously.But some classes are over, such as the so-called "Potions class".

The man in charge of that class is the man who came to pick up the station.Said to be called "Snape".The boy who started talking to me at the beginning of school let us call him "Snepppppp".

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Potion class is very similar to our alchemy class, but I am not good at alchemy, but Qianqiu is very good at it.It's a pity that Gryffindor can't sit with Slytherin, but he can sit with Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, I don't know why.

So Qianqiu appeared alone in a group.

What am I saying, he will never make friends!Although I am too choked up.

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Since Gryffindor and Slytherin couldn't sit together, we temporarily disrupted the group. I went to a group with Huangfu Lu, and Qianqiu and Liu Shihu.

That way at least we're all still together.

Then Bai Su and Yang Banxia secretly cooked instant noodles in a pot during class, and we were kicked out collectively.

Are the two of them stupid!Cooking instant noodles will of course be discovered and kicked out!I sucked on the noodles and thought.

Then a few of us became famous.

Chinese students dare to eat in the class where Snape called the beast. Is this a lack of humanity or a loss of morality!

warrior!Swordsman from China!Dare to challenge the beast.

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Ravenclaw has a Chinese student named Zhang Qiu.On the day the two girls moved into Ravenclaw, they quickly became friends.

The boy who spoke to me is still talking to me tirelessly, and he seems to be able to say "Hello" recently.Although it sounds a lot like "Thunder Monkey" to me.

Later, a girl who looked like his friend couldn't take it anymore. She gave me a prescription with "translation agent" written crookedly in Chinese characters.

I went to find Qianqiu, and after he read it, he told me lightly that he would find a way.

A week later he got a bottle of strange liquid and told me it was the translation agent.

"This stuff, you won't die if you drink it..." I looked up and down and smelled it.

Oh, it smells like the old capital bean juice.

"Drink it, I tried it, it's fine."

I pinched my nose and gulped down.

Then I die.

Thinking about it now, soybean juice is better.I recalled the bean juice that Cassia Ming brought to the dormitory. After we all disliked it, Liu Yun who slept next door took it all in. Even Zhang Tiandong disliked that bean juice.

In short, I began to miss that bowl of soybean juice.

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"Mr. Zhao, Mr. Zhao, what are you doing here, Mr. Zhao, Mr. Zhao~"

"I feel like I'm dead."

"Mr. Zhao, what are you talking about?"

I looked up and saw that it was the boy who had been tirelessly talking to me these days.

"Short oil? Since when did your Chinese become so good?" I got up from the ground and said.

"Chinese?" He tilted his head.

I also tilted my head.

"The potion has taken effect." Qian Qiu walked over and said.

"Oh! It took effect so quickly! The magic medicine, the magic medicine! We won't get rich if we take it back!"

"Oh, is it the translator Hermione gave you?" the boy said.

"Hermione? That girl's name is Hermione. I think we have a good relationship with you."

"Well, Hermione said that you worked so hard every day, so I helped you find the formula."

That boy kept talking to me, and then looked at Qianqiu with unfriendly eyes.

Qianqiu didn't say anything, and left after asking me a few words.

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That boy's name is Harry Potter, let me call him Harry, out of politeness I let him call me Changfeng.

Everyone else knew that I had no problem communicating, and they all expressed that they would buy a batch of translation agents to take home and make a fortune.

I can see Harry's unfriendliness towards Qianqiu, but I don't know if something happened between them.Anyway, sorry first.

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The animal named Beast in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class is an ugly old woman who pretends to be young. Her class is very boring, extremely boring, just like math class!

However, it is all about reciting content, which is what we are good at.

The old woman seemed to dislike us, but she seemed to be amused by our ability to recite well.

After class, Bai Su, Yang Banxia and I were surrounded by Gryffindor students, who asked us how we could recite textbooks.

"This thing is to memorize, is it that difficult?" Yang Banxia said inexplicably.

"There are so many, how can you memorize them!" A girl frowned.

"My mother, this thing is much easier to memorize than the Song of Everlasting Regret. At least it is shorter than our English text."

Yang Banxia did not know where to take out the necessary ancient poems, and showed them the Song of Everlasting Regret.A few incantations are nothing in comparison.

But reciting is a skill we have cultivated since we were young, so let's practice it for ten years before we talk about it.

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When Qianqiu came to see me, I was explaining Chinese herbal medicine to Neville, while Hermione, Harry and Ron were listening.

"Changfeng." He stood at the door and called me.

"Ah, Qianqiu, you're here." I walked over and put my arms around his neck, and came in like two brothers.

"I would like to introduce to you, this is my buddy, Li Qianqiu. Qianqiu, these are my new classmates. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville."

"Hello." Qian Qiu said lightly, but the faces of the people opposite were not friendly.

"Slytherin..." Neville muttered.

"What are you doing here, a Slytherin? Do you want to do something bad!" Ron shouted first.

"Ron, don't talk nonsense!" Hermione stopped him.

"You guys, what do you mean..." I didn't know why and looked at the four people with gloomy faces on the opposite side.

Qian Qiu saw that these people were not friendly to him, so he turned around and left.

"Qianqiu! Qianqiu!" I chased him out.

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I didn't catch him, I came back very depressed,

"Changfeng, I advise you to avoid dealing with Slytherin, there are no good people in Slytherin," Harry said.

"Slytherin? It's the green hat house? Why do you say he's not a good person?"

They turned on the 818 mode in a hurry, picking up everything about Slytherin.

"I understand. But Qianqiu is not that kind of person."

"Since he will be assigned to Slytherin, then he must have something in common with the people in Slytherin."

"Impossible, I have lived with Qianqiu for four years, I know what kind of person he is." I was a little unhappy: "I will only believe what I see, hearsay is not credible."

There was silence in the room, and what I just said seemed a little heavy.

"Well, I'm sorry, I've been talking like this all the time, I hope you... don't take it to heart."

"No, Changfeng, you're right. We were too reckless. I just said something rude to you and classmate Li. I'm really sorry."

"... Qianqiu is really a good person. I hope that even if you don't like him, you don't regard him as a cunning and insidious person." After I finished speaking, I bowed again.

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Harry's group of four came out from Zhao Changfeng, and Neville left beforehand.Along the way, Ron said angrily: "That Chinese man actually likes a Slytherin. It's incredible."

"Don't make a definition so early, maybe it is true as what student Zhao said, there is some misunderstanding between us." Hermione said.

"Harry, do you really want to associate with these Chinese people? I don't think any of them are normal."

"But they are very strong. If we can learn their spells, we can use them as a hidden trump card against Voldemort. And do you remember?" Harry stopped and looked at the two of them: "My second-year I had a strange dream when I was there, I dreamed of a Chinese youth wearing a robe."

Having said that, Harry paused, and Hermione and Ron looked surprised: "Could it be..."

"That's right, it's him!" Harry continued to walk towards the library, and said as he walked, "Dumbledore told me at the time that dreams will give you many hints. That's probably what it meant. Even if it wasn't for Unraveling this dream, Changfeng has such a straightforward character, I also plan to continue to communicate with him."

"Harry, don't be too tired." Hermione put her hand on Harry's shoulder.

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I thought it was a bit heavy to say before, after all, they are also kind, although this kindness is not used properly.

In order to apologize, I made some snail powder for them as an apology.

Then they were completely conquered by snail powder.

Later, Harry told me that they have a sport that allows us to come and watch.

This sport is called "Quidditch".

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I still don't understand why it is called Quidditch, just like our Cuju, but it is obviously football.

I remember that one year, in a dormitory in the Baihuyuan next door to us, four people roared all night and smashed things. Long Aotian and Zhang Su from Baisu’s dormitory followed suit, cursing: "Garbage national football team! (beep) ——) Mom! (beep——) dogpig (beep——)..."

In the end, they were all kicked out by the two uncles who were guarding the gate, but it was useless, and they started arguing on the playground.

The next morning, apart from the six of them, Teacher Yang Jian and Teacher Nezha were lying on the playground. It seemed that they had vented all night.

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Our Cuju is Yujian in the air, you can use any method to get it into that circle.

By the way, it's a fireball, during which you can use any spell, but you can't hurt anyone.

The person in charge of Cuju is Nezha teacher. It is a pity that his Cuju level does not contribute to the national football team.Once we were lucky enough to see the teachers in a friendly match, he stepped on the Hot Wheels all the way with sparks and lightning, and the red team's score depended on him.

Teacher Sun Wukong of the blue team on the opposite side plucked out his root hair and conjured up a bunch of monkeys to help kick the ball, and the number of people immediately began to be crushed.

In short, the game was very exciting. In the end, the red team won because Mr. Sun Wukong finally couldn't hold back and beat people.

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Whoops, off topic.

I came back to my senses and looked at the audience. Each of them was holding a big broom. Opposite them was the hat green team. The two teams seemed to be fighting for the first round with their guns.

I asked Hermione next to me: "What are they doing?"

"The Slytherin on the opposite side is probably looking for trouble again, it's hateful." An angry expression appeared on Hermione's face.

"No, no, I'm asking that big broom, is this going to be a group fight?"

Hermione looked at me like an idiot: "No, that broom is for flying..."

"Huh? You guys, fly with a broom?"

"Ah? Isn't it?"

The air fell into deathly embarrassment.

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"Well, how did you fly?"

"Yujian." I waved my hand, and the long sword flew out from behind me automatically. I jumped on it and flew around in the empty field.

"Just like that?"

"Just fly!"

"Ah, Changfeng, what are you doing in heaven?" Yang Banxia flew over with Yujian carrying Qin Yulu.

"Exactly, Banxia, ​​Qin Yulu, they actually fly with a broom!"

"Ah, yes, I know."

Excuseme?Am I the only one who doesn't know?

"Wow! Is this also an oriental spell?" Ron and the others surrounded him.

"Ah, that's right." I was a little confused.

"That, is the sword itself able to fly, or is it controlled by you."

"Well, it's probably under our control. After all, besides the sword, other weapons can also be used for flying. For example, Bai Su's longbow can also be used for flying."

"As for me, because I specialize in healing techniques and don't have these weapons, it's a little inconvenient. But local materials can also be used." Qin Yulu said with a smile.

"Flying the sword is our initial compulsory course. As the grade increases, we will start to learn some sword control skills, and finally use Qi to recite the sword. But I didn't study these lessons, Changfeng learned." Yang Banxia Said.

"Control the sword with Qi? Control the sword with thoughts?" People around were a little at a loss when they heard these unfamiliar words.

"Well, I only learned to control the sword with qi, and to control the sword with thoughts can only be realized by myself, and teachers can't teach it." I said, putting the long sword back into its sheath.Then make a mudra with both hands, two fingers together.A pure white sword flew out from my fingertips, flying in the air under my control.

Yang Banxia Yujian went into the air, and released a few training dumpling targets out of thin air. The dumpling ran irregularly in the air. My eyes moved quickly, and I manipulated the air sword to smash a dumpling accurately.

"it is good!"

The audience behind me cheered.I made seals with both hands again, and the air sword flew out from the long sword behind me again. A total of five swords were flying in the air, one after another accurately smashed the ball.

Just when the last gnocchi was left, I was about to finish it beautifully.Suddenly a magic beam passed by me and hit the dumpling directly.

I turned around and saw that it was the old woman pretending to be tender.

"Mr. Zhao, what are you doing here?"

"Ah, what do you do?"

"Oh~~ It seems that you don't know how serious what you have done, so I have to invite you to my office."

The old woman pretending to be tender twisted away, the air was very quiet, and everyone else looked at me with pity and worry.

Just thinking about that old woman makes me sick.

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"Chang Feng, we will accompany you." Ban Xia and Qin Yulu chased after him.

When I passed by the gate of the training ground, Qianqiu was waiting for me there, saw me coming, and stood beside me silently without saying anything.

Although he didn't say anything, I knew he was very worried about me, so I patted him on the shoulder to tell him not to worry too much.

Passing by the atrium, Bai Su and Liu Shihu put down the bird they didn't know where they caught, and after asking what was going on, they resolutely followed us holding the roasted bird.

I met Shen Ziping and Huangfu Lu at the entrance of the library, saw a group of us walking in a mighty way, and for some reason they also left with us.

The entire Huaxia Study Abroad Group looked like they were about to fight, especially Bai Su and Liu Shihu held swords in their hands with birds stuck in them, which already made people think it was not ridiculous but scary.

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There is a boy who has been pestering Li Qianqiu ever since he entered Slytherin, telling him every day how his father is so crappy, how he is so crappy, how Slytherin is so crappy, and Gryffindor is so disgusting , Harry Potter is so badass.

However, Li Qianqiu didn't even remember his name, he just remembered that his surname was Ma, and his name was Ma Fu, maybe it was Ma Fu.

This Ma Fu invited him to watch "Quidditch", saying it was very interesting.

As soon as I arrived at the venue, I saw Zhao Changfeng sitting at the other end chatting with others.He was about to walk over when he suddenly remembered that his new friend didn't like him.

I had no choice but to sit here by myself and listen to Ma Fu's two little followers talking endlessly in my ears.

He saw Zhao Changfeng performing the fencing technique, and he also saw the disgusting old man making things difficult for him.

He sighed silently, ignored the people behind calling him, and ran all the way to the entrance of the training ground to wait for him.

Although he may not need me, but I can't worry about him, so I have to follow him to see, at least he can feel at ease.

Li Qianqiu thought so.

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Originally, I wanted to go in by myself, but everyone else said that we must live together, and we must die together.

How did you get such a high level of political consciousness!

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As soon as I walked in, I looked at the pink room of the disgusting old toad/toad, and a wave of physical discomfort came from my stomach.

The old man was shocked to see so many of us with controlled knives in our hands.

"What are you guys doing!"

"What are you doing? Fuck you!" Liu Shihu clenched his fists.

"what!"

"He's farting, don't pay attention to him." Bai Su slapped Liu Shihu on the back of the head: "Your taste is strong enough, this kind of thing is fine."

"My mother called me yesterday and asked me to hurry up and give birth to her a grandson. My house has just been demolished, and my mother doesn't have to go to work now. She is like a salted fish every day."

"You are only 16 years old, boy." Shen Ziping said incredulously.

"Anyway, my mother asked me to try to have a hybrid child. If I die here today, I can only let this old toad leave my family's genes."

"Hey~~~" We all showed disgusted expressions.

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We changed the conversation just now to Chinese, and then Lao Toad saw us chatting and laughing, and couldn't help coughing to show his presence.

Then we finally remembered why we were here.

"Mr. Zhao, do you know what you did?"

Um?what smell?Disgusting.

"Mr. Zhao, do you know that the school rules prohibit students from using destructive spells without permission?"

"He didn't use spells, but spells." Huangfu Lu slapped her table violently.

"Oh, Mr. Huang Fu? Please be quiet first, I'm talking to Mr. Zhao."

I struggled to suppress that nauseating feeling.

"Who the hell is Huang Fu! My surname is Huangfu. My family name can be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period. Our family has blablabala..."

"Mr. Zhao, it seems that you don't know how to listen to other people's speech, so I have to give you some punishment." Lao Toad completely ignored Huangfu Lu, she kept staring at me, and then touched the quill in her hand .

Hey, you don't listen to people yourself!

Can't help it!I can't bear it anymore!

I rushed out the door and vomited "wow"!My mother, what is in her house is so disgusting.

Qian Qiu quickly chased me out and patted my back, while whispering in my ear, "Pretend to be dizzy."

I immediately wobbled and lay down on the ground.

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