The world has a brain

(185)

The incident happened suddenly.

That day, I was lying on the bed reading manga, and Qianqiu was lying next to me watching a TV series, seeming to be sobbing while watching.Catherine was sitting in a rocking chair listening to Beijing opera on his small radio.

In the room, there was only the sound of "babbling" from Cassia Ming and Qianqiu's sobbing from time to time.I felt a little strange, turned over to look at him, and it turned out that he just had a cold and an uncomfortable nose.

By the way, Qianqiu likes to watch TV dramas very much. Recently, he watched a Qing Dynasty drama.

Just when I was drowsy, Long Aotian broke in.

"Outside the nickname!"

"Your size!" I turned over and threw the pillow over.

He took the pillow easily, and then continued to shout: "Do you know that we have overseas study programs since this year."

"I know, next one." Qianqiu turned over and continued to watch the TV series.

"Don't be so indifferent, study abroad, you can go out and have fun." Long Aotian said very excitedly.

"Long Aotian, please explain carefully." Jue Ming was a little angry at first, but after hearing what Long Aotian said, he became interested.

"Uh, in order to promote... nonsense, I don't want to read it. Our school and the Great Britain Howard School of Magic and Magic conduct a '4+3' study abroad activity. That is to say, go to Huowa to study for three years, and then Come back and prepare to graduate, they used to call magic 'magic'."

(186)

Our school has a 9-year education system.If you don't want to stay in the monk world after graduating from school, you can apply for the Higher College Entrance Examination, also known as the "gaokao".

In the nine years of general culture courses at school, you will also complete the courses in the present world, so you don't have to worry about not understanding the college entrance examination questions.

There are quite a few students who choose to take the college entrance examination every year.

(187)

From Long Aotian's nonsense words, we understand that we can go to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in Great Britain to study for three years, and come back to prepare for graduation in the eighth and ninth grades. At that time, the school will issue you two degree certificates , one for our (new) East and one for Hogwarts.

Recently, Long Aotian's Hong Kong accent has decreased a lot, and I probably brought it into a Kanto accent.

I am very proud.

(188)

"Long Aotian, do you want to go?" I asked, but Qianqiu trembled for some reason.

"I have to discuss this with my family, how about you?"

"Hmm... I'm a little moved, after all, it's a double degree." I said.

"I won't go. My family doesn't plan to let me stay in the monk world any longer. They plan to let me go back to inherit the family's company in the future." Jue Ming said, but there was a trace of loneliness in his eyes.

"I'll go." Qianqiu said sullenly with his back to me.

"You go, Qianqiu."

"Yeah." He buried his face completely in the pillow, and said sullenly, "My parents planned to let me go to study abroad from the very beginning, and let my younger brother take care of the family business in this world."

Huh?Do you have a company at home?Am I the only one from a poor family?

(189)

I called my family, and they said they don't care about the money, just go if you want!

I understand what their calculations are. In my culture class, only English is hovering in the single digits.Other results are very good.They wanted me to study in the UK for three years and come back to take the university entrance exam.

I have no intention of leaving the world of monks.

Long Aotian's family didn't seem to agree, they asked him to stay in China to study culture and study hard, and he will be admitted to Hong Kong University in the future.

It is said that parents all want their children to leave the world of monks and return to the world.

No, I don't want to go back!There is nothing in this world!There are also some in this world!

Can surf the Internet, play games, and fly with a sword.What am I going back for?

The only disadvantage is that it is too dangerous, and there are all kinds of monsters and ghosts.

But I think it's better than going back and squeezing the bus every day to be a small white-collar worker.

(190)

So Qianqiu and I went to Hogwarts to study abroad in our dormitory.Start preparing now, the school starts on September [-], just in time for the new school year.

It's March now, and I contacted the school to apply for passports and visas before leaving at the end of August.

Teacher Qingluan told us to start studying hard now, and going to Hogwarts can't embarrass us in the (new) East!

I was also worried, I couldn't understand 100% of everything at first when I went there, what should I do.

But I just don't want to learn English, ah, it's so annoying, I don't want to learn.

I slumped on the chair with my English book in my arms and dangled back and forth.

(191)

Half a year is very fast, we take off from Jingshi Capital International Airport, and we will land in London in about 11 hours, and then special staff will take us to Hogwarts by train.

We had trouble checking in, our weapons couldn't get through customs.This was embarrassing, and in the end the school decided to use indescribable means to help us get there.

There are about 8 people studying abroad together, besides Qianqiu and me, there are also Bai Su, Sister Qin, and that idiot Huangfulu, I know these few.Those who don’t know the names include Shen Ziping-Tu Lingen (you don’t know your former goddess!), Liu Shihu-Jin Lingen, Yang Banxia-Lei Lingen.

Huangfu Lu looked at the few of us, leaned over and said, "It would be great if only a few of them were here, our ten-member team is all together again."

"I can't help it. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite." I shrugged, then turned around and looked behind. Next to him was Liu Shihu, the two of them just chatted from time to time, most of them were Huangfu Lu singing a one-man show.

Qianqiu seemed to be sleepy, and fell asleep leaning against me. Recently, Qianqiu seems to like sleeping very much.

(192)

"I, I am Chinese"

"&%%()*&()()" The uncle on the opposite side told me a lot, and I was sweating profusely and looked at others for help.

"He asked what you were doing in Great Britain."

"Ah! Tell me earlier! Um...go to school...gotoschool!"

The uncle on the opposite side began to look me up and down, and Bai Su, who had already passed the customs, held his forehead.

"Isn't it? Gotostudy?"

"..."

"I, go to London, school, study!"

I was so anxious that I gestured while flipping through the booklet, and even took out my ID card to show him.

In short, the uncle finally let me go.

Ah, so boring, I really want to go home! ! ! ! ! ! !

(193)

The person who came to pick me up was a man with dark hair and a serious face.

It was probably the first time for Huangfu Lu to go abroad, and he was surprised by everything he saw, so he couldn't help but talk too much. Although we were annoyed, we have almost gotten used to it after so many years.

Then the man came over and said something.

Although I don't know what they are talking about at all, seeing Qianqiu's face getting more and more ugly, Bai Su and Huangfu Lu gnashing their teeth, the appearance of others is not much better.

"What is he talking about?" I poked Qianqiu.

"He is scolding us, saying that we are Huaxia..." Qianqiu stopped talking, and I probably guessed it.

"I rely on this person to be sick, and I will curse at people when I meet him. Bah!"

I couldn't help but spit.

Then he turned around and walked over with a gloomy face, and Balabala said a bunch of stuff.

"Qianqiu, what did he say?"

"Tell me if you are dissatisfied."

"I just don't accept it! What the hell! I want to fight! You think I'm afraid of you, foreign devil!" I began to roll up my sleeves and look for bricks.Do you really think that I was frightened? You foreigners were not even born when I was fighting wild!

"Changfeng, Changfeng, calm down..."

"Don't do it, it's over if you do it, you have to go in."

"Brother Changfeng, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Everyone stopped me together, and I raised my middle finger with my eyes wide open: "Isn't it just cursing! fu*k!"

(194)

Then the air fell silent.

Bai Su covered my mouth and dragged me aside, then Yang Banxia and Qin Yulu went over and bowed and apologized. Anyway, I couldn't understand a lot of chatter, but I could understand the movements of my brain. I understand, it probably means that I have a brain problem and don't be as knowledgeable as I am.

"Hey, if Long Aotian didn't come, Zhao Changfeng, you became a desperate Saburo."

"Hey, don't forget that I'm also from Kanto. Although I don't like conflicts, I still have to have blood."

"You're not bloody, you're reckless!" Qian Qiu walked over, I rarely saw him angry, he stared at me, his red phoenix eyes became more serious at this moment.Just as I was about to make a few more distinctions, Qin Yulu and Yang Banxia came back.

"It's done, Changfeng, you go and apologize properly, and he won't pursue it."

"apologize?"

"Go, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to open up the sea and the sky."

(195)

A man can bend and stretch, forget it, no matter how unconvinced you have to bow your head, after all we have so many people in this team.

"ほんとにすみませんでした! I'm so sorry! Sorry!"

He is the first one who can force me to say sorry in three languages.

(196)

Later, when I told Long Aotian about this, he said: "Then you are really awesome."

(197)

But after that, the call beast didn't care about us, only said to take us to "DiagonAlley".I asked Shen Meizi what it meant, and she said it was "Diagonal Alley".

Cult Lane?Are there a group of nerds who only know LL?

I think so, but it looks like an ordinary commercial street, although the decoration is very simple.Because I don't know English, Qianqiu has been holding me tightly, fearing that I will be abducted by human traffickers to give birth to a child in the mountains.

If I remember correctly, I should be a man...

(198)

Because we were dressed differently from them, there were a lot of people paying attention to us along the way, but the others communicated in English along the way, and I was the only one left.

When you see people, you can only say hello.

It's really thanks to them learning English so well under Taishang Laojun's Trump accent.

(199)

According to the notice, we need to buy wands, pots, a set of bottles, and all the textbooks.

Why do you have to buy textbooks, shouldn't they be distributed by the school?

Liu Shihu looked at the pots bought in the store, and then made one himself.

Therefore, Teacher Qingluan said that Jinlinggen is still very useful sometimes.

Then the beast called looked at the pot we made ourselves and had nothing to say.

My Dendrobium Liu is amazing.

(200)

Picking something like a wand is all about fate.For example, Yang Banxia's magic wand immediately selected him, and even the shop owner said that the two of them were very destined and had a very high degree of fit.

However, Qianqiu didn't know why but couldn't find a suitable one.We all got almost the same ones, only Qianqiu tried almost all other wands, but couldn't find one.

Finally, I found a barely used one.The owner of the store also seemed embarrassed, as if the wand was very important to them in the eyes of Westerners.

Our usual swords are just ordinary swords. If you have the ability to find good ones, you can use them, such as my Immortal Killing Sword.

In fact, I can't use the Immortal Killing Sword now, probably because I'm still relatively weak and don't have enough mana to support it.

Among us, Bai Su used a bow, Yang Banxia used a pair of swords, and Liu Shihu used a spear and stick.Qin Yulu used the ring that Qin Huang once gave her.The rest of us use swords.

(201)

Ah, digressing again.

The beast threw us on the train and left.Tsk tsk tsk, boring man.

A few of us ate spicy strips and played flying chess on the train.Then Liu Shihu was playing and came up with a good idea, and the eight of us squeezed into one compartment and conspired to do something.

(202)

An old man with a white beard came to meet us, who is said to be the principal.

It turns out that the headmaster has this kind of virtue, and he is not as handsome as the old gentleman in terms of appearance.

In short, the principal told us that we are the first batch of international students, let us wait in the lobby, there will be a big welcome party to welcome us.

Oops, this is really flattering.

However, I still don't understand anything, and I still rely on Qianqiu to translate for me.

(203)

"Students, this year our school will welcome the first batch of international students from China, let us warmly welcome them!"

As soon as the door opened, all of us stood neatly at the door, with our long sword team at the front, pulling out their long swords from behind in unison.The light reflected from the blade of the sword directly shone on the eyes of the beasts on the opposite side.

Following the music played by Huangfu Lu who didn’t know where it was playing, we stepped aside, and the two girls stood at the front and did a set of Tai Chi.

"Like a bow when lying down, like a pine when standing!"

"Sit like a clock without moving, walk like a gust of wind!"

In short, in this kind of music, our long sword group danced a set of swords, and Liu Shihu and Yang Banxia came to an actual battle.

"The water and soil in the four directions are nourished, our Chinese martial arts soul!"

A dragon (the girl is a phoenix) flew out of all of our weapons. The dragon and the phoenix hovered in the sky for a while, showing a picture of "the dragon and the phoenix bring prosperity".

Put away the weapons, and finally played Duan Tai Chi collectively.

At the end of the music, hand gestures, clasping fists, bowing.

The audience in the audience was stunned.

(204)

They won't be scared silly by us.

There was silence for about ten seconds, and just as the atmosphere was getting awkward, applause and cheers suddenly broke out, extremely warm applause and cheers.

Liu Shihu, you are a fucking talent.

(205)

Then the principal calmed down the room very imposingly, and after saying something, he asked us to go up and put on hats one by one, as if he wanted us to be sorted.

Huh?Shouldn't we be together?

The first one called my name, and I listened for a long time, what the hell is Changfeng Zhao.I walked up in disgust, a female beast put a hat on my head, and then the hat murmured that I don’t know what it was, anyway, it finally said something very imposingly, and then a table started cheering.

I was driven to sit at that table with a dazed look on my face.

(206)

Fortunately, Bai Su and Yang Banxia were at the same table with me, Huangfu Lu and Liu Shihu were assigned to a yellow table, and Qin Yulu and Shen Ziping went to a blue table.

Only Qianqiu was assigned to the hat green table...

After Bai Su explained it to me three times, I understood that we were divided into four colleges, equivalent to the four colleges in our school.

In other words, Qianqiu can no longer be with me.

Chiaki

Can not

With me

together

After I accepted this reality, I almost cried.

It's over, it's over, I don't know anything if Qianqiu is not here.And he is still alone in Hat Green Courtyard. Although he can't be bullied by his character, he will definitely not be able to make friends. How lonely he is usually.Ah yes, and what if he can't get used to the food from Great Britain, he can't even eat instant noodles without Baisu.What if his roommate dislikes him watching court romance dramas...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I kept staring at Qianqiu with sad eyes, and he returned my sad eyes.

"You two are like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl." Yang Banxia cursed.

(207)

When Harry first saw the boy in the blue robe, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.

Unexpectedly, his own dream a few years ago actually came true.

The boy was Changfeng Zhao, and he remembered his name.

Seeing that he was sorted into Gryffindor, he was also very happy in his heart.

This boy from China really wants to be friends with him.Thinking so, Harry looked at Changfeng, who was not very good at using a fork, and ate food with two sticks.

How cute, he thought, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Seeing that he seemed to feel his gaze, he trembled a bit, then turned around and smiled at him.

The smile encouraged Harry to go over and strike up a conversation with him.

"Hi, my name is Harry, welcome to Great Britain, can I sit here and chat with you for a while?"

"What did he say?" Zhao Changfeng turned around and asked Bai Su.

"He wants to ask you out." Bai Su said vaguely while stuffing it into his mouth.

"What the hell, I'm straight."

"Bah!" Yang Banxia drank from the cup and swallowed what was in his mouth: "You are straight, why don't I believe it."

"Believe it or not!"

"They were teasing you. That boy greeted you and wanted to chat with you." Shen Ziping at the next table turned around and said with a smile.

"Oh... HoweyouI'mfinethinkyouandyouI'mfinetoo."

Harry was at a loss.

"This idiot can't speak English, don't bother." Bai Su pointed to Zhao Changfeng.

"Oh, oh, that's okay, take your time." Harry said a little awkwardly and left.

"What did he say?"

"He dislikes that you don't even know English." Yang Banxia said.

"Did you two get brain poisoned..."

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