The world has a brain

Emperor Ziwei of Zhongtian North Pole, in charge of the latitude and longitude of heaven and earth, led the star gods and gods of mountains and rivers of the Three Realms, and his status was second only to the highest god "Sanqing" and the Jade Emperor.

However, the Arctic Emperor Ziwei didn't like to communicate with the gods. Apart from work, he seldom went to any banquets, even the Queen Mother's Pantao Party whenever he wanted.

In his words, it is "quiet".

In Changfeng's words, it means "lazy."

Chang Feng was his disciple, and it was formed from the stone slag left over from Nuwa's smelting to mend the sky. Although it is stone slag, it is still a fairy stone. When transforming into form, a strong wind suddenly blew up, and Emperor Ziwei gave him the name "Changfeng" at will.

As far as Changfeng is concerned, Emperor Ziwei is also a master and a father, maybe because he has been by his side for a long time, Changfeng is not afraid of him anymore, and occasionally teases him, thanks to Emperor Ziwei's good temper, if he does Lord Star of the Big Dipper, he threw this traitor into Zhuxiantai long ago.

But Changfeng was not the only apprentice of Emperor Ziwei. When he was still a rock, the Taishang Laojun forced two children of Emperor Ziwei to be his disciples. These two children were twins and had no names. The emperor looked up and saw that it was autumn, so he named one of the children Qianqiu and the other Wandai.

As for the life experiences of the two of them, it is said that when a fairy was lazing in the Peach Garden, a huge peach suddenly floated from the river in the garden. She quickly picked up the peach to find the Queen Mother. After eating the peach, I found that there were two children in it, Chiaki and Bandai.

When Qianqiu and Wandai told this story for the [-]th time, Changfeng covered his ears and shouted: "If you don't listen, don't listen, Wang/Eight recite the scriptures."

"The only one who can recite scriptures is the master."

"Hey, Wandai, you are calling Master a king/eighth, you traitor, you will be thrown into Zhuxian Terrace by Master to be refined for thousands of years."

"Changfeng, don't go too far!"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing." Qianqiu hurriedly pulled the two children away, and since Changfeng was the first to pick things up this time, Qianqiu took Changfeng's head off.

"It hurts! As expected of a brother, you protect him so tightly." Chang Feng rubbed his forehead and said in a strange way.

Hearing the strong smell of jealousy in Changfeng's words, Qianqiu couldn't help pinching his face: "You and we are also brothers. It was indeed your fault just now, and it is not a good boy to know your mistakes and not correct them, Changfeng." wind."

"Who is still a child! I am already two thousand years old!"

"We are already [-] years old." Qianqiu and Wandai looked at him shoulder to shoulder, Changfeng looked at the two identical faces and jumped up angrily, and ran away in a flash.

"Brother, brother, have we played too much?"

"Bandai Bandai, we seem to have played too much."

The three of them have lived in this huge Ziwei Palace for 2000 years. Although they are not brothers, they are no different from brothers.Ziwei Palace is very big, and there are many vacant palaces. Obviously, each person can have a room, but three people like to squeeze together to sleep.

There were only the three of them and the master in the entire Ziwei Palace. Although it was very empty, everyone was very satisfied. Every time there was a god who wanted to add another apprentice to Emperor Ziwei, the four of them united front and drove the opposite person out with the same hatred.

It wasn't until the evening that Changfeng came back. Qianqiu and Wandai were already going to sleep, and Wandai pointed to the table sleepily: "Are you hungry? There are steamed buns and porridge, let's make do with it."

Changfeng immediately forgave them moved.

However, it is also difficult to fall asleep peacefully. The three of them have to go through the ability of Emperor Ziwei to give lectures even when he talks in his sleep. It seems that he is telling them to study even in their dreams.

Although Emperor Ziwei likes to be quiet and is a bit lazy, he has been teaching the three people their homework with all his heart and never relaxed at all.

As for the magic class, Emperor Ziwei rolled up his sleeves and took it by himself. Every time, he beat the three of them to pieces and walked away, completely ignoring the people behind him staring at him through gritted teeth.

It’s the annual Pantao Festival again, Emperor Ziwei doesn’t want to go, he’s busy with work now, but the Queen Mother’s side is hard to shirk, these little apprentices here still want to go and see...

Well, then do it!

"Qianqiu, Wandai, Changfeng, come here."

"......"silence.

"Three little bastards, come here!" Emperor Ziwei yelled out of luck.

"Master, you can't do this, you are the burden of God, you are a great god." Chang Feng was still afraid that the world would not be chaotic and fan the flames.After being stared at by Emperor Ziwei, he obediently shut up.

"Master, why are you looking for disciples?" Qianqiu and Wandai bowed in a proper manner, Emperor Ziwei nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and poked Changfeng's forehead fiercely: "Look at your senior brothers. , look at you again."

Changfeng lay on Emperor Ziwei's knee and said with a smile: "It is enough for those who understand the rules to have seniors and masters. Changfeng knows that masters and seniors will protect Changfeng forever."

Chiaki and Bandai secretly laughed.Emperor Ziwei caressed Changfeng's hair helplessly: "You, when will you grow up?"

"You three, do you want to go to the Peach Fair?" Emperor Ziwei asked, looking around at the three of them.

"Think!" Changfeng raised his hand high first.

"Will Master take us there?"

"If you want to go, then this letter is for you, you can go for me."

"Huh? Master, aren't you going?" Qian Qiu was at a loss holding the piece of paper.

"I don't want to go, but it's not good if I don't go, so you go for me, and I will train you by the way."

After all, Emperor Ziwei waved them away, the three of them looked at each other, and finally left.

"You can go out to play now, why do you two look unhappy?" Changfeng looked at Qianqiu and Wandai who looked solemn.

"What did you hear just now, Changfeng." Wan Dai pinched Changfeng's face: "Just now Master said that if he doesn't go, we will go."

"Then what happened?"

"That's the Pantao Festival. Famous gods from the entire fairy world will come!"

"and then?"

"What and then, Changfeng, do you know what this means?"

"what."

"You, you, you, you, you are so mad at me!" Bandai slapped his forehead and was speechless.

"Chang Feng, we will participate in this flat peach meeting instead of Master, and our every move will be watched by the gods. If we make a slight mistake, we will smear Master's face, understand?"

"You guys are talking about this, I thought it was a big deal." Changfeng said with a smile, Qianqiu and Wandai looked at him strangely.

"As long as we don't discredit Master, it's fine. Soldiers come to cover us up. As long as we don't make mistakes, can these gods still shake the sky?"

Seeing Changfeng's confident appearance, Qianqiu and Bandai couldn't help but sigh, not knowing where his confidence came from.

Finally came the day of the Pantao Festival, the three of them got up early in the morning and began to freshen up, dressed quite formally.Emperor Ziwei looked at them and nodded: "Well, you three children really look like that when you seriously dress up."

"It's natural, the master is handsome and the apprentice is naturally not bad."

"Hahahahahahaha, Changfeng, I can't bear your flattery as a teacher." Emperor Ziwei laughed.

Qianqiu and Wandai exchanged glances, dragged the long wind and flew towards the heaven.

"Changfeng, do you think Master likes you the most?" Lu Qianqiu asked suddenly.

"Huh? Why did you ask this all of a sudden?" Chang Feng looked at them inexplicably, Qian Qiu and Wan Dai didn't talk to each other, just waiting for his answer.

Chang Feng sighed and said, "I don't think Master treats me special, let alone like me."

"It's true, Master has always treated us equally." Wan Dai said.

"So, tell me, Qianqiu, what are you throwing your temper at." Changfeng hugged Qianqiu's waist from behind, Qianqiu's whole body froze, and instantly a gust of hot air rushed directly to the top of his head.

"Who, who is throwing a temper. Bandai, stop laughing and see where we are."

"Yes, brother." Wan Dai leaned over and blew softly in his ear.

Qian Qiu's entire face was red and steaming, his mouth was wide open and he couldn't speak.

"Ah, Bandai, Qianqiu is as red as a boiled arctic shrimp."

"Don't make a fuss, Qianqiu is so pure after all."

"You! You two! You will bully me!" Qianqiu was ashamed and annoyed, and the two perpetrators were looking at the scenery instead, as if they had nothing to do with them.

The three of them were laughing and playing, and they hurriedly tidied themselves up when they reached Nantianmen.

After showing the invitation to the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate, the three entered the heavenly court.

All the people present were great gods, some of them knew each other and some of them did not.If you know someone, call them by their names in a polite manner and then salute, if you don't know them, call them "Shangxian" in a polite manner and then salute.

"Oh, Qianqiu? Bandai? Changfeng?"

"Hello Taishang Laojun." The three of them saluted, and Taishang Laojun stroked his beard with a smile: "After 500 years, you three little kids have grown so big."

"Thank you, old gentleman, for your concern."

"Qianqiu, where is your master?"

"My master has been practicing in seclusion recently, and he can't come to the banquet, so the three of us brothers and sisters will come to the banquet for the master."

"Well, the old man still wants to talk to him about the past." He stroked his beard with a smile.

The three of them looked at each other and reached an agreement: this old thing wants to be an apprentice for the master again.

Qianqiu rolled his eyes, and hurriedly approached with a smile on his face: "Old Lord, my master has been practicing recently, and accidentally discovered a strange material in the mortal world. Adding it when refining alchemy will greatly increase the success rate. It is said... "

Qianqiu chatted with Taishang Laojun farther and farther away, leaving Changfeng and Wandai watching him in admiration.

"Bandai, I'm hungry, let's hurry up and get seated."

"Okay, I just happened to be hungry too. It is said that the flat peaches of the Queen Mother are very good for cultivation. It's rare to come here and eat more."

"No problem! I haven't eaten anything since yesterday, and I'm just waiting for today's meal!"

"Good! Eat up its entire garden!"

After a stick of incense.

"Bandai, I can't eat anymore."

"Me, me too."

The two of them couldn't take it anymore after eating one each. The mana contained in the fairy peach was too strong for them to absorb at all.

The two of them who had nothing to do watched the banquet, and the majestic Queen Mother who sat at the top also showed a rare smile.

"Bandai, do we want to go somewhere to play?"

"Where do you want to go?" Bandai glanced at him.

"This is Heaven. I've never been here before. They say Yaochi is very beautiful. Shall we go and see it?"

"Yaochi? Okay, okay." The two immediately reached a consensus, and they got involved with Qianqiu who was still brainwashing the Taishang Laojun, and the three quietly left the table and went out for a stroll.Changfeng made an agreement with the Antarctic Immortal Emperor next to him in advance to let him cover for them.Emperor Changsheng thought these children were fun and agreed.

However, the Heavenly Court is too big, and I don't know where to go.

When they came back to their senses, they no longer knew where they were.

"Qianqiu, where is this?"

"do not know."

"Wanda, where is this?"

"do not know."

"Chang Feng, where is this?"

"do not know.

The author has something to say:

I'm too lazy to rename it and I'm afraid you won't remember it, so just remove the surname and it's done.No matter how reincarnated, the surname can be changed and the name remains the same (the setting comes from a certain Tushan.)

O(∩_∩)O~~