The world has a brain

Chaos at that time was not Chaos, it was Dijiang.

He is the first Emperor Jiang in the world, and he can transform into a human form after only 300 years of cultivation.

Di Jiang, who turned into a human form, wanted to walk around and see the world.

He picked up a rabbit in the southwest wilderness.

The rabbit seemed to have crashed into a tree and passed out. Di Jiang squatted down and looked at her with interest.

"Well, I have a headache..." the rabbit spoke.

"Huh? A little rabbit like you can actually talk?" Di Jiang looked at her.The rabbit got up from the ground and shook its head: "You are the rabbit! Your whole family is a rabbit!"

"You're not a rabbit? Then what are you?"

"I'm a god! I'm in charge of everything in the world!" Rabbit said proudly, puffing out his chest.

"You? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Di Jiang couldn't help it, smiling like a child weighing two hundred catties.

"Rabbit type, like to tell lies, it seems that you are a fraudulent beast."

"Yes! That's right! I am the first black beast in the world! I am also the greatest black beast!" The black beast raised its head even more proudly.

Di Jiang was amused by it: "You are so powerful, why don't you transform into a human form?"

"Me, because I'm lazy!"

Finally, Dijiang laughed loudly until his stomach cramped. He looked down at the black beast and found that it was looking at him angrily.

"Little black beast, what's your name?"

"The universe is invincible and the most handsome."

"real name."

"Dan Ning. I'm a beast, also called Dan. When I woke up that morning, I found that the dew was beautiful, so I named myself Ning. How about it? It sounds good."

"Then I'll call you Ah Ning." Di Jiang knelt down and patted its head.

"Then what's your name?"

"What's my name?" Di Jiang thought about it carefully and found that he didn't have a name.

"Oh, everyone said that I was a liar. I didn't expect you to be a better liar than me. You actually said that you don't have a name."

"I really don't have a name. There's nothing to lie about." Di Jiang shrugged.

"I didn't expect that there are people in the world who don't have a name. It's so pitiful." Dan Ning looked at him pitifully: "Then let me give you a name. With my ingenuity, I have just named it for you. My surname is Tan, so my name is Tanlu."

"Okay, then I'll be called Dan Lu." Di Jiang readily accepted the name, but Dan Ning looked at him like a fool: "I didn't expect you to accept it like this, it's so boring."

Dijiang asked Danning: "Where is your home?"

"My home is on the loess high slope~~~~"

"Seriously."

"My home is in the northeast, on the Songhua River~~~~ It hurts!"

Di Jiang pulled its ears vigorously.

"Don't be so rude, I don't have a home yet, and I plan to travel around the world."

"Coincidentally, I also plan to see the world. Would you like to go with me?"

"Okay, I didn't expect you to be so timid and dare not leave, so let me, the strongest in the world, protect you!" Dan Ning slapped his chest violently, and then coughed violently.

Di Jiang stroked its back and said with a mocking smile, "You still want to protect me like this."

"A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Don't you even understand this?"

"Okay, okay." Di Jiang echoed casually.

This black beast is indeed small and weak. It has been cultivated for 500 years and still can't transform into a human being. It is said that it is traveling together, but in fact it is Di Jiang who walks around with a rabbit-like thing every day, and then listens to her chattering bragging .

The first thing they encountered was a glutton.

As a ferocious beast, this glutton doesn't like to eat meat, but prefers to eat vegetarian food.

"To be honest, going out for a walk can really gain insight. It's the first time I've seen a gluttonous vegetarian." Di Jiang picked up a carrot on the ground with great interest.

"How about it, you have an opinion!" The boy in white was sitting under a tree, gnawing on a radish, staring at him as he gnawed: "Didn't your mother teach you not to talk while eating?"

"I don't have a mother." Di Jiang shrugged.

"You don't have a mother, so where did you come from? You jumped out of a rock."

"Yeah, where did I come from?" Di Jiang began to think about this question.

"You guys are really weird, I don't even know how I got here." Taotie said, picked up another corn and continued to gnaw: "Are you embarrassed to say that I was kicked out by the tribe?"

"This guy is my son, and I'm his mother. I'm the strongest beast in the world formed by the condensed energy of heaven and earth." Dan Ning poked his head out of Di Jiang's arms, but was pushed back by Di Jiang.

"What the hell are you doing, Ah Ning, why are you getting together with a guy of unknown origin!" Taotie walked over and pulled Dan Ning out of Di Jiang's arms.

"It hurts, it hurts, if you treat me so roughly again, be careful and I'll bite you to death, Bai Dazui!"

"Who is Bai Dazui, you stupid rabbit!" Taotie tugged at Danning's ears even harder.

"You two, do you know each other?" Di Jiang couldn't help asking when he saw how good their relationship was.

"That's right, this is my son too. Back then, I was born with the most handsome God of War in the sky... It hurts, hurts, hurts, Bai Dazui, you are going to die!"

"Who is your son, Shabi!"

"You are so talented!"

"After 500 years of cultivation, you still haven't formed a human form. Do you think you are a badass, ah! How dare you bite me!"

Danning bit on Taotie's hand, and Taotie flung Danning out as soon as it hurt, and fell right back into Di Jiang's arms.

"Although I don't understand what's going on, this...Brother Bai must know Ah Ning."

"Nonsense, I've known it since it was a furball! They never tell the truth. It's been 300 years since I was coaxed by its father to raise children!"

Dan condensed in Dijiang's arms and at this time also quietly did not say a word, as if acquiescing.

"You are really bad enough." Di Jiang stretched out his hand and fiddled with Dan Ning's ear.

"Being forced by nature, I can't help it..." Dan Ning said aggrievedly.

"Uh, I haven't asked Brother Bai, your name."

"Ahem, don't change your name when you're going down, and don't change your surname when you're sitting! That's right, Baicao!"

"White grass...? Pfft."

"Smile, laugh, what a fart you are!"

"No, no, I don't mean anything else, this name is very suitable for you, Brother Bai."

"Say it again!" Bai Cao was furious. Even though he was a vegetarian, he was still a ferocious beast. He bared his fangs, showing a tendency to transform into a prototype.

"Bai Dazui! Stop bullying my son! Believe it or not, I'll tell your father to beat you up!"

"If you call me Bai Dazui again, I will eat you first!"

Dan Ning was not afraid of him at all, and put his hips on his hands (if he had one) with a dignified look: "I have known you for 500 years, and I don't know what virtue you have! Believe it or not, I will call for help!"

"You shout! It's useless to break your throat!"

I saw that Dan Ning was so angry that he roared to the sky: "Chongming! Bai Dazui bullied the beast again!"

Di Jiang looked at the tranquility of the sky and was a little dazed.Seeing this, Baicao showed an evil smile: "Hey, little rabbit, you are finished."

"It's you who's done! Bai Dazui!"

A divine bird flew down from the sky, and after landing, it shook off all the gorgeous feathers on its body before transforming into a human form.The first thing he did after becoming a human was to slap Bai Cao on the head: "Use the big to bully the small, don't lose it!"

Di Jiang saw Dan Ning hiding behind Chongming's back, pretending to be a tiger, and stretched out his hand to take it back into his arms: "You are also cunning enough."

"Chongming is stubborn, and he can obediently listen to me if I do a little trick."

"You really can't believe what you say..." Di Jiang shook his head helplessly.

Chongming turned his head to look at Di Jiang after he obeyed Bai Cao's training: "Who are you?"

"I'm going to give birth to you next time."

"It's my fault!" Dan Ning poked her head out of Di Jiang's arms and said.

Chongming looked at Di Jiang with an "I understand" expression on his face, and said generously: "The first Chongming bird in the world is named after the race. You can call me Chongming. I don't know you and Ah Ning yes……"

"Below is a Dijiang, who intends to walk around and see the whole world. On the way, I met Ah Ning. She said she wanted to travel with me, so I took her with me."

"I see. Ah Ning and I are childhood sweethearts with Baicao. I am two thousand years older than Ah Ning, and older than Baicao...Baicao is eight hundred years old, so I can be regarded as their eldest brother. Offended, please bear with me brother Dan Lu."

"You just wanted to say Bai Dazui, right! Right! Bai Dazui, your sister!"

Chong Ming stared, and Bai Cao fell silent.

"Ah Ning, you are going on a trip with this person, have you told your parents?"

When Dan Ning heard Chongming's question, she fell silent.

"Okay, so you ran away from home! The little ghost has become very courageous recently, dare to run away from home." Chongming said and started to roll up his sleeves to beat someone, so frightened that Danning got into Dijiang's clothes directly up.Di Jiang hastily fought back: "Brother Chongming, calm down."

"Ah bah! I was wondering just now! Did you want to abduct Ah Ning! How could Ah Ning run away from home when she is so obedient!"

"Its mouth can kill and set fire..."

"Bai Dazui, what did you say! Say it again!"

"I didn't say anything I was counting my own hairs!"

Chongming found that he couldn't catch Daning and couldn't do anything with Dijiang, he was so angry that he was panting, Baicao hurried over to give him relief: "Calm down, brother Chongming, what can you do if Ah Ning is so weak and capture it. Just it Those few ounces of meat are not enough to fit between the teeth."

"You think everyone is like you, Bai Dazui."

"You have such a big mouth!"

"Anyway! Hurry up and hand over Ah Ning!" Chongming glared at Dijiang, only to hear a muffled voice from inside: "I don't want to go back, I want to travel around the world with Ah Lu!"

"you!"

"Brother Chongming, it's useless for you to reason with it. Since you are so worried about it, then go on the road with it, and you can protect it." Bai Cao said with an attitude of "it's not a big deal to watch the excitement".

"Hmm... makes sense! Then I'll go with you!"

Di Jiang looked at Chongming speechlessly, this guy is really pure-hearted, no wonder he was played by Dan Ning.

"I have no objection, Ah Ning."

"No! I don't want to travel with Chongming! He will scare away all the little fairies who look at me!"

With blue veins popping out of Chongming's head, he gritted his teeth and said, "Objection is invalid!"

"It's over..." Dan Ning shouted in despair in Di Jiang's arms.

"That's it, I'll go back and pack my things, and we'll set off in two hours! Let's go, Bai Dazui!"

"What are you doing? I'm not going!" Bai Cao backed away in horror.

"It's beyond your control, go!"

"Help! The thousand-year-old bird is abducting and selling children!"

"To shut up!"

"..."

They said they were packing their luggage, but they actually had nothing to pack. After Chongming dragged his reluctant Bai Dazui to join Di Jiang and the others, he didn't know where to go.Such a large group of people stared at each other like this.

"As a result, when it comes to traveling, we don't even know where we're going."

"How about going to southern Xinjiang?" Di Jiang asked, and was strongly opposed by Dan Ning: "If you don't go, you won't go! It's Empress Nuwa's territory! If you go to Baidazui, Empress Nuwa will beat you to death!"

"Although I don't want to admit it, it's true." Bai Cao nodded.

"Brother Chongming, what are you doing?" Di Jiang couldn't help asking when he saw Chongming staring at his own feathers in a daze.

"It's nothing, let the sky decide where we go." Chongming flicked the feather vigorously to the sky, and then these people looked around in the direction the feather pointed.

"North."

"Hi North, I like North!" Dan Ning spoke.

"Then go north." The three (?) and one beast embarked on the journey.

The author has something to say:

A new chapter has been opened. Dijiang refers to the "Shan Hai Jing" and many other documents. The beast refers to the "Shen Yi Jing".Chinese mythology doesn’t have a complete system, so I don’t even know which characters to write, so I just make my own, which is really embarrassing.

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