[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Big Brother Yaowan

"Squeak" sounded.

Qian Zhong pushed the door lightly and entered the room, walked a few steps in, raised his eyes, and saw the junior brother sitting on the bed with his arms around him, he couldn't help but feel a little strange, and asked as he approached, "What's the matter today, junior brother?" It’s really rare to wake up so early.” As he said that, he looked out decently, and turned around to tease, “The sun hasn’t come out from the west either!”

"Say... what are you talking about!" Although Chen Yi was a little nervous, he didn't forget to talk back, and opened his mouth, "I went to bed too early yesterday, so naturally I woke up early today."

"Really?" Qian Zhong smirked, stood in front of the bed and said, "Then what were you yelling just now? Yo! Why are you blushing and still so nervous, could it be..."

Before the voice finished, "Ah!", accompanied by Chen Yi's surprised scream, Qian Zhong suddenly made a sneak attack, jumped onto the bed, grabbed Chen Yi's well-wrapped quilt with his hands, and said in his mouth : "Haha! Come, come! Let senior brother see what's hidden in your quilt! It's so tightly wrapped!" As he spoke, his hands tugged even harder.

Of course Chen Yi refused, but fortunately he had been on guard against the other party for a long time, and held tightly in his hands, not letting the other party tear off the quilt all at once, and couldn't help arguing: "Fifth Senior Brother!! Why are you, my pants Haven't dressed yet!!"

"So what's the matter, I've seen you when you were naked when you were young, what's there to hide, just let the senior brother see if you've grown up or not!" As he spoke, Qian Zhong smiled wretchedly "hehe" twice.

"Ah, no!"

"Come on! What's there to be shy about Senior Brother?"

"Ah ~ brother! You are too bad!"

hey-hey!Did you just find out today? "

"Let go! Brother! If you do this again, I will be angry!"

"You're angry! You're angry! I'm afraid you won't be angry!"

"Ah! If you do this again, I will call you big brother!!"

"Shout it! Shout it! Senior brother won't pay attention to you, even if you shout your throat, no one will come to save you!"

"Big Brother!!! Help me!"

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It was as quiet as a chicken outside.

"I told you all, but you still don't believe me, you should follow the senior brother! Hey~ Don't let me go, don't force me to use my trump card!"

Then, there was a sudden "bang bang" sound of wooden boards being kicked and bumped.

"Ah!! Hahaha! Brother! You cheated! How... How could you tickle me, ha! Ha!"

"Hey! If you don't let go, I won't believe that I can't cure you!"

"Ah! Ah!" Chen Yi screamed.

"Ha~ha~" Qian Zhong panted heavily.

Occasionally, there was the sound of cloth being torn.

He Yuanyuan hiding under the bed: "..." Why does she think she is more suitable to go out and catch rape...

Listening to the fierce battle above her head, she shook her hair lightly with no expression on her face, leaving a large amount of dust that had leaked out from the cracks in the bed boards, with a look of lovelessness on her face.

Ya~! ! ! "Accompanied by Chen Yi's extremely mournful final scream, the "violence" stopped.

Qian Zhong snatched the half-used quilt, quickly got up and stood outside, looked into the bed, and then.

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"Ahahaha! Hahahaha!" Suddenly burst out laughing.

Qian Zhong couldn't help laughing, he couldn't help supporting the bedpost, and then continued to laugh wildly at Chen Yi inside.

"I knew it." Chen Yi pursed his lips and muttered softly, "Isn't it because I drank too much soup last night!" But his ears couldn't help but turn redder, after all...he also felt very ashamed.

In response to him, the other party said unceremoniously again, "Ahahahahaha..." The other party did not intend to comfort others at all.

Chen Yi: "..." So the fifth senior brother is the most annoying!

"Ha! Ha!" Laughing a little out of breath, Qian Zhong endured it, and then stopped laughing, supported the bedpost with one hand, pointed at Chen Yi in the bed with the other, and said, "You...you don't You'll think you're bedwetting! Huh?"

Chen Yi turned his head to look to the side, the red behind his ears gradually spread to his face, and a blush dyed his cheeks.

"Ahahahahahaha!" Qian Zhong burst out laughing again, this time the whole person squatted down laughing.

Chen Yi: "..." (ー`′ー)

He felt that his fist was itching a bit, so he endured it without making a sound.

Suddenly seeing that the other party almost rolled to the ground, he was startled immediately, and quickly pretended to be angry and shouted: "Fifth Senior Brother! Have you laughed enough?" His brows were tightly frowned, the blush receded slightly, and his face was serious.

"Huh?" Looking up and seeing Chen Yi's appearance, Qian Zhong was afraid that the other party would really get angry. Although he still thought it was funny, he suppressed his laughter to stop. While standing up, he clenched his fist into the corner of his mouth and "coughed" Twice, correct the color.

Seeing this, Chen Yi still glared at the other party with his cheeks puffed out, his anger still lingering.

"Cough cough!" Accompanied by the sound of coughing, Qian Zhong finally calmed down, then twisted his buttocks, and sat on the bed with half of his body, propped up on the bed with one hand, and continued to clenched his fist with the other hand to his mouth, comforting Chen Yi and said: "Little brother !Actually... that's not bedwetting! You're just growing up."

"?" Chen Yi squinted at the other party strangely, expressing that he didn't understand, so he didn't make a sound.

"Uh...that's..." After thinking for a while, Qian Zhong moved closer to Chen Yi, and said, "It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's not bedwetting, but..." After a pause, seeing that the other party still looked With a confused expression, he simply finished speaking in one breath, "You have a wet dream, you have grown up, and you have become a real man."

Hearing this, Chen Yi exploded "Peng!", this time from his forehead to neck to hands and feet, his whole body turned red, and he said angrily, "What... what!!" No matter how small he was I've also heard of this, after all, the brothers and sisters on the mountain all sleep in the Datong shop, and if someone has something, they will definitely know it, so he has also heard the word "nocturnal emission", but...

But he knew it wasn't the case this time, the water stains on his pants were all because of the water He Yuanyuan splashed just now, as soon as he sat up, it flowed down the neckline to his waist and seeped out.

... But he definitely couldn't explain it to the fifth senior brother like this, otherwise He Yuanyuan under the bed wouldn't be able to hide it.

"What, what! Don't pretend to be stupid." Qian Zhong continued to tease, "How about it? Tell Brother Fifth who did you dream about last night? So excited! Or..."

"Oh! No! No!" Pushing away Qian Zhong who was almost lying on top of him, Chen Yi got off the bed, put on his shoes, turned to the person half lying on the bed, and said, "I want to change clothes." Yes! Please! You! Get out!!"

"Hehehe!" Glancing under the other party ambiguously, seeing that the other party was about to open his mouth again, Qian Zhong got up lazily and replied: "Okay! Our little brother has grown up and knows how to be shy. Now I have to hide from senior brother when I change clothes~ It’s so sad." As he said this, he walked to the door according to his words, waved his hands as he walked, and sighed: "Hey! The child is so old It’s so big! It’s a pity that I pulled shit and piss to make it big! I have no conscience!”

Chen Yi, who was holding onto the waistband of his trousers: "..." Humph!lie!When I was young, you were also a kid playing in mud!Lies are not drafted!Do I look so deceitful?Don't be fooled.

Waiting until the other party walked out of the door, and the footsteps were no longer heard, Chen Yi quickly returned to the bed, squatted down and lowered his head to the humanity inside: "Yuan Yuan! Fifth senior brother is gone, come out now! "

What responded to him was a wriggling figure under the bed.

He Yuanyuan got out from under the bed while lying on her stomach, and when she stood up, He Yuanyuan was already ashamed and numb. This is the second time she got under the bed!

Seeing He Yuanyuan, who looked a bit gloomy, Chen Yi felt a little guilty, and hurriedly changed the subject: "Yuanyuan! You'd better go back to your room! Otherwise...you won't be able to leave when the fifth senior brother comes back!"

He Yuanyuan, who had been sullen since just now, rolled her eyes, glanced at Chen Yi's sincere face, rolled her eyes, and said, "I'm leaving first!" After speaking, she quickly squatted down and walked away Two things were pulled out from under the bed. They were the shoes and coat that were hidden under the bed with her just now. Now, like her, they were covered with a layer of gray dust, and a layer of powder could fall off with a single tap. .

Speechlessly glanced at the things in his hands, He Yuanyuan sighed, and said to Chen Yi, "We'll talk about other things later." Then he walked straight to the door.

Seeing this, although Chen Yi knew that this was only a postponement of execution, he still breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he turned around and was about to put on his clothes, there was a "squeak" door opening behind him. The sound of Yuanyuan going out.

As a result, a familiar voice followed - "That's right! Junior brother! You haven't confiscated the supper plate you ate last night! I'll take it downstairs for you... Let's go!"

There was a slight pause, it was obvious that he saw something, Chen Yi froze there... not daring to turn around.

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Li Zhichang had been standing in front of the senior brother's room door for a while, but he was still hesitating whether to knock on the door and go in to have a look. Now there were two villains fighting in his mind, with different opinions.

One said: Go in and have a look!In case Elder Brother is really unwell, you have to take care of him!

After finishing speaking, another voice rang out: What if Senior Brother and Miss Li are in the room!It's not impolite for you to rush in like this, and it will embarrass the big brother.

So that said: How do you know?You still don't know the character of the elder brother, it's impossible!

The second spoke again: What if?Eldest brother is also a human being, so there must be something bad to say to us, or maybe it is the elder brother who Miss Li is chasing after, and it would be more embarrassing to be smashed by you like this when he was fine?

Not to be outdone, the original voice continued: "Then you just go in and say hello normally. It's nothing to do with it. It's best if there's nothing to do. If Miss Li really has something for Senior Brother, she can also go in to rescue Senior Brother. Daddy." The senior brother must not be able to handle this kind of thing.

No. [-] said again: It means that you can handle this kind of thing, let the elder brother solve it by himself, you have to trust the elder brother.

As a result, the two voices exploded in his mind, and Li Zhichang felt that his head was about to explode.

Then, suddenly.

The door in front of him opened suddenly, without giving Li Zhichang any time to react.

Li Zhichang outside the door: "..."

Li Mochou inside the door: "..."

Seeing the person at the door, Li Mochou only paused, then nodded her head as a signal, then walked around the person directly and walked out without the slightest pause.

Li Zhichang: "..." So why was he struggling for a long time just now...!