[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Big Brother Yaowan

Early morning.

On the bed of ... in the guest room.

He Yuanyuan glared at the person in front of him wrapped in a quilt.

"Huh?" Chen Yi touched his beaten head, stared at a bag and sat up, still a little confused and couldn't open his eyes, and said vaguely: "What?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a demon claw suddenly stretched out from the side, grabbed his ear and roared angrily: "Me! Ask! You! Why did you sleep on my bed! Ah?" The voice yelled directly close to Chen Yi's ear, The sound made Chen Yi tremble all over, and he instinctively reached out to open the opponent's claws.

"What are you doing?" The voice was hoarse with just waking up, but the brain hadn't reacted yet, and was still in a state of ignorance. His eyes narrowed, and finally they were simply closed.

(~o~)~zz

Seeing the wobbly "dead pig" in front of him, as if he could fall directly back on the bed with a single push, the fire in He Yuanyuan's heart burned faster, and he grasped Chen's body with both hands fluttering and shaking. Yi's shoulders shook violently.

"You! Wake me up! Ah!"

It's a pity that the other party was completely motionless, still looking like a dead pig, with two "humming" sounds from his nose, it seemed that he was about to fall asleep again.

It's no wonder that Chen Yi couldn't get out of bed. He was lethargic, and it wasn't bright outside. In the past, he didn't get up until dawn. In addition, the backlog of things in his heart these days was all put aside yesterday. Once he relaxed, he couldn't He fell asleep more deeply.

You know, when he was sleeping in the Datong bunk on the mountain, there was no sound around him. He had already practiced the skill of self-enclosed hearing. It's not strong enough to completely shake Chen Yi's big boy's body. To him, it may not be as lethal as all kinds of stinky feet superimposed by the brothers and sisters on the mountain.

After shaking for a long time, there was no effect. He Yuanyuan couldn't help but squeezed her fist, looked to the side, and met something on the table outside, then narrowed her eyes, and said to Chen Yi through gritted teeth. "Do you want to sleep?", the whole person jumped out of bed, grabbed the kettle on the table and returned to the bed.

Looking condescendingly at Chen Yi who was lying down again, He Yuanyuan raised the kettle in his hand, then suddenly remembered something, stopped the movement in his hand, thought for a while, walked back to the table with bare feet, picked up a He poured some water from the kettle into the cup, put down the kettle, and came to the bed with the cup.

This time she didn't hesitate anymore, raised the cup in her hand and poured it directly on the face of the person in front of her. Sure enough, with a cry of "Ah!", the person finally opened his eyes and woke up.

Sitting up again, Chen Yi wiped his face. The cold liquid made him shiver all over. He asked sleepily to He Yuanyuan who was standing in front of him, "Yuanyuan? Why did you come to my room so early?" After that, he looked at the water wiped from his face by the palm of his hand, turned his head and continued, "You are here?... What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? I still want to ask you what do you mean?" He Yuanyuan's tone was a bit bad, but it was much better than before, because she had passed the initial moment of anger and began to calm down. At the same time, she also paid attention Until his clothes were still on, except for a robe that he took off before going to bed, nothing was missing.

Staring at a sleeping ghost who didn't know it, He Yuanyuan began to lower his voice consciously, and continued to "torture" the person in front of him, saying, "How did you sleep on my bed?"

"Ah?" Chen Yi looked around instinctively, and after looking around, he turned his face to He Yuanyuan and said, "This...is my room~" The supper plate he ate last night is still there It's on the table!

After listening, He Yuanyuan turned around and looked around, then: "..."

They stared at each other for a while, and then, just as He Yuanyuan was about to say something, the person in front of him took a step ahead... and shouted.

"Ahhh! What did you just say? I slept on the same bed as you??? Me! And! You???" This was Chen Yi who realized He Yuanyuan's words with hindsight.

He Yuanyuan: "..." So, she just talked for a long time, but people haven't listened?

Chen Yi's face turned green and pale. Then, he reached out and grabbed the only remaining pillow on the bed, and held it tightly in his arms. He looked like a girl from a good family who was defiled, and opened his mouth wide open to He Yuanyuan:

"ah……………………!"

"Shut up!" Picking up the quilt from the floor and throwing it at Chen Yi's face, He Yuanyuan continued to lower his voice, "Do you want to wake up all your seniors?"

Hearing this, the voice in the quilt stopped abruptly. After being quiet for a while, he pushed aside the quilt covering his head with one hand, and Chen Yi exposed his head to He Yuanyuan, and asked, "I don't want to~" I don't know because Being bored could be due to other reasons, Chen Yi's face was a little red, and his eyes were a little dodgy.

Seeing this scene, He Yuanyuan twitched the corners of her mouth. Did they play the wrong role? Why is she the domineering president who slept with the white lotus...

My heart is so tired, I will never love again!

……

After an embarrassing silence for a while, Chen Yi nervously asked the person in front of him, "Well...how did you come to my room?" His voice was a little low.

He Yuanyuan: "..." That's right!How did she come back to this room?Could it be………………

Seeing He Yuanyuan suddenly crossing his chest with one hand and pinching his chin with the other, looking at the 45-degree angle in the upper left corner, Chen Yi continued to ask, "Do you remember anything?"

"Could it be..." Looking down at Chen Yi who was looking at him eagerly, He Yuanyuan squinted his eyes and said in a mysterious voice, "Could it be... I have sleepwalking?"

"Huh? What... is it called... Dream Oil Needle?"

"It's a symptom of getting up and moving suddenly after falling asleep at night, and then falling asleep suddenly. After waking up, I can't remember what I did last night." After thinking about it, He Yuanyuan denied this statement again, "No Even if I am sleepwalking, I can’t bring both my shoes and my robe here!” Because she saw her shoes neatly placed on the stool in front of the bed, and her robe was thrown on the bed beside the bed. On the stool, remember to put on your clothes and shoes even if she won't be sleepwalking!and……

"Did you not realize I entered your room?" At least you could hear the door opening!Thinking of this, He Yuanyuan suddenly turned to look at the door—the door was not bolted.

Turning her head, He Yuanyuan asked, "You don't lock the door when you sleep?"

"No! I had a lock last night—" Turning his head to see the door, Chen Yi stopped talking... When did it open?

"Wait!" He suddenly remembered something, "I slept with Brother Qian last night! Where did he go?"

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, just as Chen Yi finished speaking, there was a familiar sound at the door.

"Junior Brother! What were you yelling just now? I heard it from a long way away." The voice was getting closer and closer with the footsteps, and the target was obviously this room.

In the room.

The two of them thought of three words at the same time - Crow's Mouth.

Chen Yi: "..." Can he take back what he just said now?

He Yuanyuan: "..." Is it too late for her to jump out of the window?

…………Dividing line…………

Hotel roof.

Li Zhichang also heard the shout from below, and seeing Qian Zhong quickly got down from the roof out of curiosity, he didn't rush down, but started to clean up the stumps around him.

Yes, the two of them squatted here all night last night. Of course, they didn't chat directly on an empty stomach. It was because Qian Zhong couldn't stand it and ordered two jugs of wine and some cold dishes from the kitchen, so that he could enjoy the whole night in this weather. Moon, after talking all night, both of them actually felt that the other was a little drunk in the middle of the night, but they didn't say anything. They just continued to sit silently on the roof, and occasionally continued to drink a few sips of wine, perhaps because of this rare peace. time.

Because of this, the two of them were almost awakened by the screams from under the house. Only then did they realize that they and the other party had fallen asleep lying on the roof at some point. At this time, they suddenly woke up and saw that the other party looked like they had just woken up. , couldn't help being a little funny, but thinking of the movement below, Qian Zhong couldn't hold back his curiosity, and left a sentence to Li Zhichang, "Brother, I'll go down and have a look." He jumped off the roof.

Fortunately, when Qian Zhong brought his things over last night, he also brought a food box, otherwise Li Zhichang would have been really hard to clean up.

After carefully putting the plates and jug into the food box, Li Zhichang couldn't help standing up, stretched out his hands, moved his arms, twisted his neck, took a deep breath, and stretched.

This roof is rough enough, Li Zhichang thought as he patted his back.

Just as he was about to fly downstairs, a familiar figure broke into the dean.

Taking a closer look, Li Zhichang raised a smile and opened his mouth to shout: "Elder brother!"

However, he saw that figure didn't stop, and continued to quickly pass through the courtyard and go up the stairs.

I heard a "boom!" from downstairs.

Li Zhichang raised half of his hand and froze there...

what's going on?

After a pause, Li Zhichang picked up the food box on the side and flew to the ground. He was going to check in the senior brother's room. There seemed to be something wrong with the senior senior brother.

Before he could reach the door of the room, Li Zhichang suddenly noticed the sound of hurried footsteps behind him, and turned his head, but it was Miss Li who was coming towards this side quickly.

"plum--"

With a "swipe", the other party didn't stop, and walked upstairs directly past him, leaving behind Li Zhichang, who greeted halfway again.

Then, following the figure of the other party, Li Zhichang saw that Miss Li broke into the room in front without stopping - the room that the senior brother just entered.

Li Zhichang: "..."

So, did he discover something extraordinary...

A drop of cold sweat hung on the back of his head.

Looking at the ravaged door upstairs, Li Zhichang swallowed silently.

Maybe he was thinking too much...

There must be something wrong with the way he got up...