When you have two sets of superheroes

What is it like to fight with yourself?

Bruce Wayne & Batman: What the fuck.

Batman was shocked to find that the gunslinger girl's fighting skills were so superb-it didn't match her thin figure at all!It was hard to imagine that such a thin body contained such a powerful force.

She was able to receive every attack of his, as if she could see through him completely, and her tactics were completely sufficient to make up for her weakness in height, not to mention that the strength of the opponent was not too far behind him.

1997: [You have 10 minutes, Shirley. 】

【receive. 】

Shirley backed away quickly, panting quietly.Her body stats and even every muscle have been set—of course, it's purely for aesthetics, and has nothing to do with strength.The reason why it was set this way at the beginning was to hide the clumsiness. Batman this time is a good example. In the first round of Shirley's battle with him, she knew that the opponent never expected that she would have such great strength and excellence. fighting skills.

...though she really didn't.

【Hurry up Shirley, and the police are coming soon. ] 1997 urged anxiously.

"I could hang around with you all day, but you know it's not going to work."

1997: 【...Can you please stop hitting me in the face like this. 】

Batman was silent.

"I have no malice, I just have something to do, just like you, even though you don't need it." Shirley said, her voice was deliberately lowered, "You can call me Nightingale, Batman. "

She can feel that every inch of her muscles are in a state of extreme excitement. This feeling is good or bad. Anyway, when she wakes up tomorrow, she will probably be no different from being stepped on by [-] elephants. There, it's an insurmountable chasm.

"I won't trouble you, I won't interfere with your actions, most of the time I just stop the crime, that's all. As for the reason behind it or even the criminal network, I won't intervene and I won't try to explore, they are all yours."

Batman said coldly: "I won't give up and expel you."

Shelly: "..."

Oh.

Shirley said indifferently: "Whatever you want."

When she slowly stepped back and wanted to leave, she suddenly heard Batman ask, "Do you have a sister?"

Shelly: "..."

"Personal questions, I refuse to answer." She said, "Besides, this has nothing to do with you."

Shirley left with a teleport.

She changed into a dress and jewelry, untied her ponytail hair, messed it up, arranged it with her fingers, and tried to restore it to its original shape.Fortunately, in the afternoon, when she was styling her hair, she insisted on letting her hair down, simply curling it, otherwise, if she really did a curly hairstyle, she would not be able to get it back by herself now.

After confirming that everything was correct, Shirley breathed a sigh of relief, removed the cards, wiped out the traces of the prepared empty plates with small cakes, and stacked them aside. Turn it off and switch to the game interface.

When Bruce came back, he saw Shirley sitting cross-legged on the ground, the star-studded star-studded skirt spread out on the ground, and the warm yellow light shone from above her head, making this scene even more peaceful and gentle .

...Everything is beautiful except for the bgm of Super Mario on TV.

Batman: "..."

He coughed lightly, "I'm back."

Shirley threw away the handle, letting the plumber in overalls get killed by the turtle, looked up at him, and asked, "Is everything going well?"

"Yeah," Bruce said, "Sorry to keep you waiting."

"It's okay." Shirley smiled and shook her head, "Work is important."

Bruce stepped forward and helped her up from the ground, "Let's go, I'll take you home."

===Batcave===

Bruce shook the wine glass in his hand, and said to Afu with a complicated expression: "It's not her."

"Are you sure?"

Bruce hesitated, then nodded.

He had seen Shirley being rubbed against the ground by Sean, the girl's gesture of subconsciously raising her hand to block was completely different from tonight's posture.

"So what are you going to do?" Alfred asked.

"Once there is a chance, we should drive her out."

Alfred smiled and said, "No, I'm asking Miss Shirley, sir."

Bruce turned his head to look at him. Affo used to call Shirley Miss Su.

"Maybe we can invite her to be a guest at home, as an apology for leaving her alone at the banquet." Afuwen said, "What do you think, master?"

Bruce looks away, knowing what Aff is thinking.

He thought of the day he had gone to Shirley's house, the smell of sweet baked apple pie, the girl in an apron who came briskly to open the door for him, and the warm breeze she inadvertently carried.

After a long silence, Bruce closed his eyes and said, "Okay."

***

When Shirley woke up the next day, she could arch her back with soreness even when she raised her arm, and then she felt a wider and more continuous pain, which was worse than being stepped on by [-] elephants.

After a few attempts, she finally collapsed on the bed and laid out her body, until Bruce called and invited her to Wayne Manor.

To be honest, Shirley's first reaction was that she was going to be silenced.

She tried to tactfully refuse, and even used Xiaoba as an excuse, and then Bruce said that he had a grass field at home, and he could bring Xiaoba to play with him.

Shirley: "...OK."

"Then I'll send a car to pick you up tomorrow afternoon." Bruce said with a smile.

Shirley hung up the phone and looked at Xiao Chaoying who was sitting on the bed with a blank face.

Peter widened his eyes and asked, "What does he want to do?"

Shirley insisted on her guess: "Shut up."

Banner said: "But Batman doesn't kill people?"

Tony said slowly, "Maybe Bruce Wayne will kill."

Shelly: "..."

Natasha patted her arm reassuringly, and said, "It's okay, sister, you can teleport, it's a big deal not to use this dungeon."

With the best wishes of all Chaoying, Shirley brought Xiaoba to Wayne Manor the next afternoon.

It was Shirley's first time to visit such a grand and ancient private estate. Bruce showed her around the house, and Xiaoba followed behind.

Bruce looked at Shirley with a blank face and asked, "What are you thinking?"

Shirley: "I'm thinking... If this is in the community, how much property fee would I have to charge a month?"

Bruce laughed, noticing that Shirley had always found something odd to focus on.

"My lord, Miss Shirley, the dessert is ready," said Alfred. "Where do you want to eat it?"

"How's the yard?" Bruce asked Shirley, "You can let Xiao Ba go for a run."

Shirley nodded.

Today's weather is not bad, it's sunny, it's not too cold to sit outside, it's warmed by the sun, and I don't want to move after stuffing myself into the chair.

Shirley took a sip of the milk tea made by Afu. It was mellow and smooth, and she couldn't help but take another sip, then put the cup back and asked, "Mr. Wayne, why did you suddenly invite me here? "

Bruce shrugged and said, "Well, since every time we meet outside it doesn't end well..."

Speaking of this, Shirley also laughed and said, "But we can't be in Wayne Manor every time. There is nothing here."

"Not necessarily." Bruce blinked and asked, "Want to ride a horse?"

Shirley: "...do you still have horses at home?"

"After all, it took so much property fees." Bruce spread his hands.But in fact, it was not raised, it was just temporarily brought from the racecourse yesterday.

Shirley can ride a horse. Before the end of the world, she settled on a farm in the countryside for a period of time. It was very early. At that time, she had friends, and they shared the seeds planted and food together. Five people, ten Two chickens, two sheep, three horses, a field, lived for a long time.

She once thought that her life would get better. After all, there will be a period of burnout after doing the task for a long time. She indulged herself and enjoyed life until the intruders appeared—not zombies, but humans who robbed land and resources.

Since then, Shirley has not stayed in one place for long.

She rode the horse for a walk, and then started to jog slowly. Bruce, who was left behind, hurriedly caught up with the horse's belly, and ran half a meter behind her.

At six o'clock, they returned to the main house for dinner. The main course was roast beef and fried shrimp, which were sliced ​​thinly and wrapped with lettuce, and topped with a secret sauce. The shrimp meat is delicious, and lettuce can relieve the greasiness. After eating one, have a sip of sour plum juice...

Shirley: "!"

What should I do, even if she wants to be silenced, she still wants to come...

After dinner and dessert, Bruce sent the driver to take her back, and by the way made an appointment for the next meeting.

Shirley pretended to think for a while, "Well, but I might..."

Afu handed over the desserts he made himself, the roast beef in a thermos and a thermos of milk tea.

Shirley: "Okay, no problem, see you then."

Bruce: "..."

After seeing Shirley off, Bruce sat back on the sofa, frowning slightly, and said to Afu, "She doesn't seem very..."

A Fu picked up the newspaper on the table and shook it after unfolding it. It was an entertainment newspaper, and the first page was about the gossip about Bruce Wayne's nighttime tryst with a certain Victoria's Secret supermodel.

Bruce: "...that's not a tryst, it's just a chance meeting, you know, some girls are hard to get rid of once they get involved."

"So you'll have to spend more time," Aff folded the newspaper, "be patient, sir, and not make her feel like she's just one of the entertainment pages with Wayne."

***

After Shirley returned home, she immediately distributed the food made by Afu to the little superheroes. Tony, who was still yelling "Don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice", gave in after the first bite of beef and asked Shirley: "Why? Can't you bake so well?"

Shirley chuckled: "Then don't eat anything I make in the future."

So Tony gave in again.

Steve looked up at her with the shrimp in both hands, and said, "Sister, do you want to be with Wayne?"

"He's an NPC." Clint reminded.

"...To be honest, I didn't think about it that much." Shirley thought for a while and said, "Friday, tell me how many rumors there are about Wayne in a month?"

friday: "Miss, last month Mr. Wayne appeared in every entertainment newspaper in Gotham City, occupying the headlines 28 times, with a total of 25 rumored objects, thirteen celebrities, ten models, two high-end Ladies."

Shirley spread her hands: "Look, the speed changes at a rate of one a day. I'm sure I'm not the first person to go to his house. Have you ever seen a rich second generation who takes women to spend the night in a hotel all day long? Do you want to lose face? "

As for the five days that fell - even Batman's kidney needs a good rest.

Tony sighed: "It seems that some of the words in the Huaguo TV series are quite reasonable."

"for example?"

Tony hugged his roast beef tightly, "Men are big pigs."

Shelly: "..."