When you have two sets of superheroes
Chapter 10 Bat Doll
Shirley's tasks are still highly overlapped with Batman's. She basically runs away when she is done, no matter why the other party wants to sell arms/fire/drugs. Sensitive nerves.
But despite this, she was still beaten by Batman-well, not beaten, almost.
To be honest, I still have to blame her for this matter. I thought I had a deal with Batman. After doing three or four missions and seeing that the other party didn't respond much, I tried to go back in a normal way instead of teleporting. As a result, my pace slowed down. Batman drove up in the Batmobile.
Shirley: 【What the hell is this broken car that can fly? ? ? 】
It would not be an exaggeration to say that the tragic situation at that time was like a mouse running away. In the end, Shirley teleported home exhausted.
The next morning, she received flowers from Bruce.
The sleepy Shirley's first reaction was "tm this big pig's hoof drove me last night and sent me flowers today??", then the second reaction was "Oh, this is Wayne, yesterday was Batman", and the third. The reaction was "tmd Wayne is not Batman????".
Shirley: "…………………"
Bruce has been sending flowers every three or four days recently, and the vase on her desk is always in full bloom, and there are all kinds of flowers.
To be honest, this kind of little trick Xueli is very useful, Tony snorted coldly with disdain: [Hmph, this little trick to fool women...]
If she is bored, she will go shopping sometimes——and Natasha, yes, looking at this bustling city, she really can't bear the loneliness, Shirley thought that even if Bruce sees Natasha coming out, he shouldn't After going down to check her information, the two of them simply made a confession and went to the street openly.
They went to the mall first, but when they bought a bunch of clothes and had to pay, they were told that they could pay for it. Shirley was stunned: "Free?"
The cashier lady smiled and said: "Yes, Mr. Wayne said that Miss Su's consumption in this mall is all free."
To be honest, Wayne Enterprises is a mystery. There is such a CEO who spends his time doing nothing but drinking and drinking, but he can still firmly grasp the economic lifeline of Gotham City. Some large-scale shopping malls are either owned by Wayne Enterprises or owned by Wayne Enterprises. No wonder Batman's equipment is so advanced, and his family is so big that he can't burn all the banknotes with fire.
Shirley wanted to say something else, but Natasha raised her eyebrows and smiled, and pulled her away.
"Let's go and play with the claw machine."
"Nat, grabbing the claw machine is just for cheating money." Shirley took Natasha's hand, "Look at that claw hook, it can't be grasped at all."
"I know, but can't you exempt the order?"
"..."
She leaned on the outside of the glass and looked, there were a bunch of soft and cute dolls inside - black Batman, a few black ones were stuck in the cute plush.
Shirley: "Poof—"
Natasha narrowed her eyes, "Honey, wait until I catch you a Batman."
But the facts proved that the claw machine is indeed a scam. After the third failure, Natasha lost patience completely, and simply hugged the claw machine and shook it vigorously when the claw hook grabbed the Batman doll——
Claw machine: "Congratulations on successfully catching a Batboy!"
Shelly: "..."
Natasha: "Wow, the strategy mentioned on the Internet is actually really good."
After dinner in the evening, Shirley returned home with six baby bats in her arms.
Natasha nailed the nails on the wall and hung the bat dolls in a circle.
Peter looked blankly at her busy work: "What are you going to do?"
Natasha: "Shoot darts for my sister." After hanging up, she turned her head and saw Shirley frowning watching the TV. She walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"A riot happened in Arkham." Shirley said, with a look of despair, "I have a bad feeling—"
1997: [Ding——the s-level task is now released, users are requested to arrest the scarecrow and clown who escaped from prison, the reward points for completing the task are 2000 points, the general currency is 20000 units, Batman character fragments x2, teleportation card x10, invisibility card x10 , chance to draw cards x3, strength value, reaction value and speed value are 2 units each, and the number of backpack grids is expanded by 20 grids. 】
"..." Shirley was dumbfounded: "So many rewards??"
"S-level mission," Clint grumbled, "this monster has enough equipment."
"But the blood must be thick too," Banner added.
"..." Shirley gritted her teeth, "Forget about Batman, fuck him!"
1997: [Scarecrow, whose real name is Jonathan Klein, was originally a professor of psychology at a university. The "fear gas" that makes people see what they fear most, and later turns into a scarecrow, taking pleasure in spreading fear. 】
1997: [The clown, whose real name is unknown and whose life experience is unknown, the clown has always done whatever he wants, enjoys committing crimes, possesses extremely high intelligence and melee combat skills. 】
1997: [The download of the data is complete, I wish the user a smooth mission. 】
The riots in Arkham were like a stimulant, making the dark side of Gotham ready to move. In the next few nights, Shirley could always hear the commotion outside, and then gradually calmed down after a while. The familiar black shadow Passing by quickly, bringing a short period of peace.
That night, the door of the house was suddenly slammed.
There were a few young people yelling outside, maybe they were drunk or high on drugs, clamoring that they were delivering food, then they laughed and said some ugly things outside.
The operation of normal people is usually to lock the door and ignore it or call the police, but Shirley did not. She smiled like a shark and opened the door with a gun.
There were indeed three gangsters with dyed hairs outside. Seeing Shirley in her nightgown and opening the door, she laughed even louder, and kept looking at her with malicious eyes.Shirley pulled the trigger without saying a word, and the bullet passed through the gap between the railings of the outer door and hit the handrail of the stairs, making a creepy crisp sound.
The gangsters were silent for a moment.
Shirley looked indifferent: "Get out."
The leader's red face changed, and he smashed the wine bottle with his right hand, "Fuck you—"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly flew up, and the other two also flew up one after another.
Shirley was stunned: "???"
Since the iron door was closed and her vision was limited, she only heard a few muffled noises from outside, and then fell completely silent.
A tall, dark figure descended from above, with two pointed ears casting comical shadows on the wall.
"In the future, in this case, don't open the door casually."
Shirley lowered her gun and smiled coquettishly, "They are very noisy."
"They might have an accomplice," Batman said quietly. "You're going to get yourself in trouble."
Shirley turned her head away: "Oh."
Batman looked up slightly, and saw six bat figures hanging on the wall opposite the door.
Batman: "..."
Shirley followed his gaze and turned her head to look, "Catched by the crane machine." She looked at Batman and smiled, her eyes narrowed slightly, "Giving you one?"
Batman said no, but when Shirley pushed the Batboy out of the gap in the iron gate railing, his eyes couldn't help but stick to it, and then caught the Batboy before it hit the ground.
Tony: [This is called saying that you don’t want your body, but you are very honest. 】
Shirley waved goodbye to him: "Good night, Mr. Batman."
Batman returns to the Batcave with a Batboy.
Bruce took off his mask, and looked at Afu expressionlessly, but the corners of his mouth were still twitching.
"It's a good thing to have a childlike innocence, master." Afu gave him a tactful pat on the back.
Bruce didn't answer, he took off his uniform, Aff handed him the uniform, and put the bat armor back where it used to be.
When he got dressed and turned around, he found that the Bat Boy who had just casually placed on the table was gone, Bruce frowned, "Aff—"
"What?" Afu asked, hanging the Bat Boy next to the bat suit.
"……nothing."
***
For the last few days, Bruce has been feeling a little bad.
He discovers that Shirley seems to have an interest in Batman...
At the end of the night patrol that day, Bruce saw the Batboy stuck to the window outside Shirley's room window.
The scarecrow and the clown's escape made him more vigilant recently. The location of Shirley's residential area is really not good, but Bruce can't blatantly propose to change her apartment, so he can only treat this area as Batman. Be more protective.
And since that day when he chased those bastards away, Shirley would sometimes stick Batboys on the outside of the window.
Bruce passed without thinking the first time he saw it—he thought it was a signal, since no one would stick a doll out of a window after all.
But it wasn't. Before he opened the window and went in, he saw Shirley sitting at the desk with a smile on her face.
"Good night, sir."
Shirley said, drawing a flower from the vase and handing it to him.
The flowers given by Bruce Wayne were borrowed by her to present to Batman?
Bruce Batman Wayne: "..."
Complicated mood.jpg
She doesn't give flowers every day, sometimes she just chats a few words, asking him if the night patrol is not going well, if he is injured, if he has caught anyone, and so on.Batman doesn't always answer, there are some things she doesn't need to know too much, most of the time he just listens, then responds casually, and leaves after she says good night.
However, as the frequency increases...
Batman was silent for a few seconds, then hanged from the roof with the claw hook, came to Shirley's window, took off the Batboy and returned it to her.
"You don't have a boyfriend?"
Shirley grabbed Bat Boy and looked at him pretending to be surprised: "Huh?"
"I mean, it's not safe for a single woman to live alone in this area."
Shirley lowered her head and hesitated for a while, then shook her head.
"No."
Batman pursed his lips.
"Hmm..." Shirley looked away and stared at the white wall next to the window, "He's more... as he pleases, so I don't think he's a boyfriend yet."
Batman was startled, he turned his head to look at Shirley, and found a magazine on the upper right corner of the desk. . 】
The accompanying picture is a picture of two figures next to each other holding an umbrella under the hazy street light.
Batman's face darkened suddenly.
It was obviously just that when it was raining, I happened to meet the other party without an umbrella, and kindly sent her to the parking lot. Why did I turn my head and turn into a walk in the rain? ? ?
Very good, this damn newspaper should not be in business anymore, if he finds out that the news was sold by the woman contacting the reporter——
Shirley grabbed Batboy's rope and flicked it, and asked, "Have you gained anything today, Mr. Batman?"
Batman withdrew his thoughts and replied, "That's not your concern, miss."
Shirley said worriedly: "Two psychopaths are wandering around outside, I—"
"The police will take care of it," Batman said quietly, "and me. These things have nothing to do with you."
Shirley was silent, and after turning on the see-through function, she didn't find anything else on Batman's body, so she couldn't help but sighed, okay, it looks like he didn't find anything.
"Good night, Mr. Batman."
Shirley randomly picked out a flower from the vase and handed it to him.
Batman: "..."
Shirley watched blankly as Batman ignored her and flew away.
[Sister,] Steve asked, [Why did you send him flowers? 】
[Because there are too many flowers. ] Shirley put the flowers back with a puzzled expression, 【It's too crowded, otherwise I'll have to buy a new, bigger vase, but big vases are ugly. 】
【Then why do you put this magazine here? ] Tony asked.
【I've been bothering him with so many questions all day long, how can I obediently come here every time I don't tease him with something? 】
Peter: [Sister, but if even Batman fails to find any clues about the Scarecrow and the Joker...]
【If that's the case...】 Xue Li tore off a petal, and the soft and thin petals were crushed under her fingertips, exuding rose-red juice, 【When the incident happens, I'm afraid it won't be so easy to clean up. 】
But despite this, she was still beaten by Batman-well, not beaten, almost.
To be honest, I still have to blame her for this matter. I thought I had a deal with Batman. After doing three or four missions and seeing that the other party didn't respond much, I tried to go back in a normal way instead of teleporting. As a result, my pace slowed down. Batman drove up in the Batmobile.
Shirley: 【What the hell is this broken car that can fly? ? ? 】
It would not be an exaggeration to say that the tragic situation at that time was like a mouse running away. In the end, Shirley teleported home exhausted.
The next morning, she received flowers from Bruce.
The sleepy Shirley's first reaction was "tm this big pig's hoof drove me last night and sent me flowers today??", then the second reaction was "Oh, this is Wayne, yesterday was Batman", and the third. The reaction was "tmd Wayne is not Batman????".
Shirley: "…………………"
Bruce has been sending flowers every three or four days recently, and the vase on her desk is always in full bloom, and there are all kinds of flowers.
To be honest, this kind of little trick Xueli is very useful, Tony snorted coldly with disdain: [Hmph, this little trick to fool women...]
If she is bored, she will go shopping sometimes——and Natasha, yes, looking at this bustling city, she really can't bear the loneliness, Shirley thought that even if Bruce sees Natasha coming out, he shouldn't After going down to check her information, the two of them simply made a confession and went to the street openly.
They went to the mall first, but when they bought a bunch of clothes and had to pay, they were told that they could pay for it. Shirley was stunned: "Free?"
The cashier lady smiled and said: "Yes, Mr. Wayne said that Miss Su's consumption in this mall is all free."
To be honest, Wayne Enterprises is a mystery. There is such a CEO who spends his time doing nothing but drinking and drinking, but he can still firmly grasp the economic lifeline of Gotham City. Some large-scale shopping malls are either owned by Wayne Enterprises or owned by Wayne Enterprises. No wonder Batman's equipment is so advanced, and his family is so big that he can't burn all the banknotes with fire.
Shirley wanted to say something else, but Natasha raised her eyebrows and smiled, and pulled her away.
"Let's go and play with the claw machine."
"Nat, grabbing the claw machine is just for cheating money." Shirley took Natasha's hand, "Look at that claw hook, it can't be grasped at all."
"I know, but can't you exempt the order?"
"..."
She leaned on the outside of the glass and looked, there were a bunch of soft and cute dolls inside - black Batman, a few black ones were stuck in the cute plush.
Shirley: "Poof—"
Natasha narrowed her eyes, "Honey, wait until I catch you a Batman."
But the facts proved that the claw machine is indeed a scam. After the third failure, Natasha lost patience completely, and simply hugged the claw machine and shook it vigorously when the claw hook grabbed the Batman doll——
Claw machine: "Congratulations on successfully catching a Batboy!"
Shelly: "..."
Natasha: "Wow, the strategy mentioned on the Internet is actually really good."
After dinner in the evening, Shirley returned home with six baby bats in her arms.
Natasha nailed the nails on the wall and hung the bat dolls in a circle.
Peter looked blankly at her busy work: "What are you going to do?"
Natasha: "Shoot darts for my sister." After hanging up, she turned her head and saw Shirley frowning watching the TV. She walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"A riot happened in Arkham." Shirley said, with a look of despair, "I have a bad feeling—"
1997: [Ding——the s-level task is now released, users are requested to arrest the scarecrow and clown who escaped from prison, the reward points for completing the task are 2000 points, the general currency is 20000 units, Batman character fragments x2, teleportation card x10, invisibility card x10 , chance to draw cards x3, strength value, reaction value and speed value are 2 units each, and the number of backpack grids is expanded by 20 grids. 】
"..." Shirley was dumbfounded: "So many rewards??"
"S-level mission," Clint grumbled, "this monster has enough equipment."
"But the blood must be thick too," Banner added.
"..." Shirley gritted her teeth, "Forget about Batman, fuck him!"
1997: [Scarecrow, whose real name is Jonathan Klein, was originally a professor of psychology at a university. The "fear gas" that makes people see what they fear most, and later turns into a scarecrow, taking pleasure in spreading fear. 】
1997: [The clown, whose real name is unknown and whose life experience is unknown, the clown has always done whatever he wants, enjoys committing crimes, possesses extremely high intelligence and melee combat skills. 】
1997: [The download of the data is complete, I wish the user a smooth mission. 】
The riots in Arkham were like a stimulant, making the dark side of Gotham ready to move. In the next few nights, Shirley could always hear the commotion outside, and then gradually calmed down after a while. The familiar black shadow Passing by quickly, bringing a short period of peace.
That night, the door of the house was suddenly slammed.
There were a few young people yelling outside, maybe they were drunk or high on drugs, clamoring that they were delivering food, then they laughed and said some ugly things outside.
The operation of normal people is usually to lock the door and ignore it or call the police, but Shirley did not. She smiled like a shark and opened the door with a gun.
There were indeed three gangsters with dyed hairs outside. Seeing Shirley in her nightgown and opening the door, she laughed even louder, and kept looking at her with malicious eyes.Shirley pulled the trigger without saying a word, and the bullet passed through the gap between the railings of the outer door and hit the handrail of the stairs, making a creepy crisp sound.
The gangsters were silent for a moment.
Shirley looked indifferent: "Get out."
The leader's red face changed, and he smashed the wine bottle with his right hand, "Fuck you—"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly flew up, and the other two also flew up one after another.
Shirley was stunned: "???"
Since the iron door was closed and her vision was limited, she only heard a few muffled noises from outside, and then fell completely silent.
A tall, dark figure descended from above, with two pointed ears casting comical shadows on the wall.
"In the future, in this case, don't open the door casually."
Shirley lowered her gun and smiled coquettishly, "They are very noisy."
"They might have an accomplice," Batman said quietly. "You're going to get yourself in trouble."
Shirley turned her head away: "Oh."
Batman looked up slightly, and saw six bat figures hanging on the wall opposite the door.
Batman: "..."
Shirley followed his gaze and turned her head to look, "Catched by the crane machine." She looked at Batman and smiled, her eyes narrowed slightly, "Giving you one?"
Batman said no, but when Shirley pushed the Batboy out of the gap in the iron gate railing, his eyes couldn't help but stick to it, and then caught the Batboy before it hit the ground.
Tony: [This is called saying that you don’t want your body, but you are very honest. 】
Shirley waved goodbye to him: "Good night, Mr. Batman."
Batman returns to the Batcave with a Batboy.
Bruce took off his mask, and looked at Afu expressionlessly, but the corners of his mouth were still twitching.
"It's a good thing to have a childlike innocence, master." Afu gave him a tactful pat on the back.
Bruce didn't answer, he took off his uniform, Aff handed him the uniform, and put the bat armor back where it used to be.
When he got dressed and turned around, he found that the Bat Boy who had just casually placed on the table was gone, Bruce frowned, "Aff—"
"What?" Afu asked, hanging the Bat Boy next to the bat suit.
"……nothing."
***
For the last few days, Bruce has been feeling a little bad.
He discovers that Shirley seems to have an interest in Batman...
At the end of the night patrol that day, Bruce saw the Batboy stuck to the window outside Shirley's room window.
The scarecrow and the clown's escape made him more vigilant recently. The location of Shirley's residential area is really not good, but Bruce can't blatantly propose to change her apartment, so he can only treat this area as Batman. Be more protective.
And since that day when he chased those bastards away, Shirley would sometimes stick Batboys on the outside of the window.
Bruce passed without thinking the first time he saw it—he thought it was a signal, since no one would stick a doll out of a window after all.
But it wasn't. Before he opened the window and went in, he saw Shirley sitting at the desk with a smile on her face.
"Good night, sir."
Shirley said, drawing a flower from the vase and handing it to him.
The flowers given by Bruce Wayne were borrowed by her to present to Batman?
Bruce Batman Wayne: "..."
Complicated mood.jpg
She doesn't give flowers every day, sometimes she just chats a few words, asking him if the night patrol is not going well, if he is injured, if he has caught anyone, and so on.Batman doesn't always answer, there are some things she doesn't need to know too much, most of the time he just listens, then responds casually, and leaves after she says good night.
However, as the frequency increases...
Batman was silent for a few seconds, then hanged from the roof with the claw hook, came to Shirley's window, took off the Batboy and returned it to her.
"You don't have a boyfriend?"
Shirley grabbed Bat Boy and looked at him pretending to be surprised: "Huh?"
"I mean, it's not safe for a single woman to live alone in this area."
Shirley lowered her head and hesitated for a while, then shook her head.
"No."
Batman pursed his lips.
"Hmm..." Shirley looked away and stared at the white wall next to the window, "He's more... as he pleases, so I don't think he's a boyfriend yet."
Batman was startled, he turned his head to look at Shirley, and found a magazine on the upper right corner of the desk. . 】
The accompanying picture is a picture of two figures next to each other holding an umbrella under the hazy street light.
Batman's face darkened suddenly.
It was obviously just that when it was raining, I happened to meet the other party without an umbrella, and kindly sent her to the parking lot. Why did I turn my head and turn into a walk in the rain? ? ?
Very good, this damn newspaper should not be in business anymore, if he finds out that the news was sold by the woman contacting the reporter——
Shirley grabbed Batboy's rope and flicked it, and asked, "Have you gained anything today, Mr. Batman?"
Batman withdrew his thoughts and replied, "That's not your concern, miss."
Shirley said worriedly: "Two psychopaths are wandering around outside, I—"
"The police will take care of it," Batman said quietly, "and me. These things have nothing to do with you."
Shirley was silent, and after turning on the see-through function, she didn't find anything else on Batman's body, so she couldn't help but sighed, okay, it looks like he didn't find anything.
"Good night, Mr. Batman."
Shirley randomly picked out a flower from the vase and handed it to him.
Batman: "..."
Shirley watched blankly as Batman ignored her and flew away.
[Sister,] Steve asked, [Why did you send him flowers? 】
[Because there are too many flowers. ] Shirley put the flowers back with a puzzled expression, 【It's too crowded, otherwise I'll have to buy a new, bigger vase, but big vases are ugly. 】
【Then why do you put this magazine here? ] Tony asked.
【I've been bothering him with so many questions all day long, how can I obediently come here every time I don't tease him with something? 】
Peter: [Sister, but if even Batman fails to find any clues about the Scarecrow and the Joker...]
【If that's the case...】 Xue Li tore off a petal, and the soft and thin petals were crushed under her fingertips, exuding rose-red juice, 【When the incident happens, I'm afraid it won't be so easy to clean up. 】
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