[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

...Porridge, is it overcooked?

Songyang wrinkled his nose and opened his eyes.He looked at the familiar ceiling, wrapped himself in the quilt and thought for 2 minutes, then sat up abruptly.

After confirming that he was naked, he staggered out of the room under the quilt.

"So it's overcooked!"

Sure enough, there was no one at home.The white porridge on the cooking table was bubbling against the lid of the pot, overflowing with excess porridge water, and the blue flame at the bottom of the pot was flickering, on the verge of going out.

Songyang hurriedly reached out to turn off the gas stove, and was burned by the overflowing porridge.

The door of the small apartment rattled and rattled on its rusty hinges.Dazai came back with piles of potato chips and soda, and saw Song Yang standing in the kitchen under a quilt and looking at him angrily, and then he reacted belatedly:

"Ah, did I forget to turn off the fire?"

"Mr. Dazai, you really—"

"I was wrong, I was wrong."

When Songyang returned to the living room to get dressed, he saw the plaid scarf he gave Dazai hanging neatly in the cabinet.He froze for a moment, then looked back at the calendar on the wall, it was already March of the second year.

"I just went downstairs to deal with the bloody coat of pine nuts."

Dazai’s voice was aggrieved, but the sound of throwing potato chips into his mouth could tell that he did not intend to repent sincerely, “I washed the pine nuts for you a little after I caught them, but the blood in my hair is too difficult to wash, pine nuts I'm going to wash it off in a while."

... What is the operation of catching it?

Later, when Songyang returned to the river at the entrance of the dragon vein, he knew how he was fished up.Dazai set up a long net by the river, and directly probed into the entrance of the dragon vein at the bottom of the river. No matter what strange things he would catch, he just waited optimistically with his net.

It's a lucky thing that this guy didn't catch Xu.

"I'm so bored without pine nuts. I promised to live until spring, but halfway through spring, the pine nuts still haven't come back. I work and work every day, but I can't kill myself to raise pine nuts. I'm so worried."

Are you a middle-aged drunk uncle entering a period of professional burnout?

Songyang put on his clothes and tied up his bloody long hair.

"Dazai-san, do you have any trash to throw out?"

"Huh? Going out so soon?" Dazai turned around with a piece of potato chips in his mouth, "The pine nuts, bring me two batteries, okay? The remote control is not working anymore—"

"Just checked, there are new batteries in the bedroom drawer."

"Don't Songzi plan to come back?"

Songyang was stunned, and when he turned around, the tall black-haired young man had stepped over the small tea table with a smile, and walked straight to Songyang.

He has been drifting in the dragon vein for several months.Originally, he wanted to use the dragon's veins to hold Xu back, but Xu chose a way of fighting that would hurt both sides, and pulled himself into the dragon's veins.

Now I don't know if Xu has returned to the original world beforehand.Songyang recalled the joyful look on the other party's face when they met last time. If Xu Xu had seized the initiative, as soon as he returned to that world, he would officially start the destruction plan that he had been preparing for for an unknown amount of time.

"If you don't prepare for a while and go back, can you win?"

Songyang glanced helplessly at the former mafia member.Dazai's transparency of world affairs can sometimes reach the point where people feel creepy. I'm really glad that such a person is not my enemy.

"Actually, I have a little secret that I haven't told Songzi."

Bypassing the building of the Armed Detective Agency, through the tangled streets and alleys, and down the dark underground passage, Matsuyo almost thought that Dazai was lost, but the black-haired young man pulled his hand and jumped into an underground sewer mouth.

"When I was in the Mafia, I also accumulated a lot of connections. Among them were characters like Frankenstein."

Dazai went around and led Song Yang into a closed laboratory.There is no one in the laboratory, only a large number of small test tubes filled with blood, and mice lying in cages.

Song Yang glanced at it and found a familiar phenomenon of corruption on some of the mice.

He was stunned, and looked back at Dazai: "Mr. Dazai, you..."

Dazai clasped his hands together, and approached Songyang with a smile: "I'm sorry, sorry, I'm just such a curious and annoying personality. From the first day I saw Songzi, I knew that Songzi's physique is different from ordinary people. So Before treating it with Ms. Xie Ye, I quietly took a lot of blood from the pine nuts and sent it here for research."

If it is based on the research on his physique, it is indeed too much to tire of.Not to mention the endless torture and human experiments after being captured in ancient times, even after becoming the leader of Tianzhaoyuan, the Tokugawa family did not give up looking for the possibility of longevity from him.

But Dazai's demeanor was very friendly and honest.The steamed bun face stuck to his shoulder was really not something to be angry with, Songyang moved his lips, and in the end he just poked his steamed stuffed face helplessly: "So what?"

"As the founder of Lipai's suicide church, I have no interest in immortality. Moreover, the blood of pine nuts is poison to ordinary creatures. Although direct ingestion can barely make the body heal itself, but if ingested too much, it will be like this ,"

Dazai knocked on the cage of the half-decomposed little white mouse, and the little white mouse hissed and screamed, "The body keeps decomposing, but until it rots into a lump of flesh, it's still in a miserable state of 'alive'."

"So the initial research was carried out under the assumption that someone would use the blood of pine nuts as a weapon. Any unknown poison should have a detoxification method, otherwise I would be so entangled that I couldn't sleep."

Dazai put down the cage in his hand and replaced it with another cage containing a small white mouse.Songyang bent down to take a look. Although it was a complete and beautiful mouse, it seemed to be immersed in panic.

"Can't you see it? This is an experimental product that was once rotten to the point where only one brain remained. When it was so rotten, I finally developed a serum that can fight against the blood of pine nuts—although for living things , is also a potent poison.

"It is impossible for a living thing to withstand this method of attacking poison with poison, so I invited Ms. Xie Ye to control the scene—ah, I forgot to mention, Miss Xie Ye's ability [Jun Die Wu Yu] can Heal any dying person to the smoothness of a peeled egg. After the experiment, we studied the blood of this mouse, and it seems to have been exactly like normal biological blood—”

"……thanks."

Song Yang murmured softly.

Dazai stopped talking, looked at him with his head tilted for a while, and said with a smile: "It seems that a big problem with Songzi has been solved by mistake. I always thought that Songzi would be angry, but now he seems to want to give me a kiss—— "

Songyang didn't speak, went straight up and hugged him, which actually made Dazai stagger in fright.

"Pine, pine nuts? If you're so enthusiastic, I won't be able to hold back."

"Thank you. In this case, the child will be saved."

"Oh, thank you so much, this is the responsibility of being a victim of love."

Songyang looked at the tube of serum called "antidote".Under the light, the tube of pale yellow transparent liquid oscillated slightly.

He asked: "If this tube of serum is injected, even I will die?"

Dazai hurriedly withdrew his hands, and put the test tube out of Songyang's reach.

"The body of the pine nut is different from the mouse that is only injected with a certain amount of poisonous blood. If I guess correctly, the entrance at the bottom of the river will continuously provide the pine nut with new regeneration power? But if it causes some damage, it can probably be done. Arrived. This is true of the pine nut, and it is also true of the enemy of the pine nut."

Songyang froze for a moment, he remembered that he didn't tell Dazai anything about Xu.Dazai still had a smile on his face, and he took out a thick research note like magic:

"I can only help Songzi get here. Next, it's time to recite the full text."

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Takeshi Bianheita checked the condition of the spacecraft bilge for the eighth time today.

This kind of monitoring work was originally in charge of a special person, but whoever installed a time bomb on the spacecraft would not be able to eat or sleep at night.Just now Wanqi Heshang came to chat with him under the pretext of chatting with him, but he actually stayed in the monitoring room for nearly an hour.

They talked nonsense for a while, and finally just stared at the monitor screen in silence.

The man on the screen closed his eyes docilely, his light-colored long hair was floating in the green growth fluid, his temples and the back of his head were pierced with thin and dense lines.

The bilge of the spaceship was empty, only countless cameras facing the medical tanks, and guns densely filled with Alien Altana.

In order to prevent the situation from being difficult to control, the bilge is designed to be detachable.Once the man in the medical tank wakes up and cannot follow instructions, the bottom compartment will be ejected immediately and explode in the universe.

Takeshi thought about asking Takasugi for a code name, or the name of this "person".The purple-haired man just said lightly: "A weapon is a weapon, no name is needed."

In just half a month, the number of ghost soldiers dropped by more than half.There was no way around it. In a short period of time, there were two battles, the assassination of the general and the return of the Luoyang Star. During the battle, the governor was once unconscious and unable to command. It was lucky that the ghost army was not wiped out.

After retreating from Luoyang, there were two more non-member passengers on the ghost soldier team's spaceship.One is the obscuring corpse that Gao Shan brought back from Luoyang. According to him, any disciple of the Songmen should not wander in another planet. hometown.

And the other one is the body of the long-haired man brought back by Kamui.

"Hey."

Kamui threw the man's body on the ground with a puff, and Takasugi's face darkened for the most part.

"What's the meaning."

"Ah la la, don't get me wrong. That guy Xu isn't dead yet, this is his cast-off body."

Is it a snake that has shed its skin?

Wu Shi held back his complaints, and listened to Afutu's expression of "ah, I'm so troublesome, I want to resign and go home to take a bath", and told a complete story about the battle between Xu and Xinghai Fangzhu.

Xinghai Fangzhu barely drew with Xu, and then drove the alien's Altana spar into Xu's heart.This kind of thing can very well restrain the dragon-veined creatures with strong self-healing ability. He thought he was sure of winning, but Xu reborn a complete body from the severed right hand that flew out.

"I picked up this thing when I was cleaning up the battlefield before I left."

Kamui crouched on the ground and turned the man's body over.The man has no right hand, and there is a large bloody hole in his chest, which is filled with sharp spar fragments.

"Although it is basically impossible - but the heart is still beating slightly, and it is barely alive."

Afu Rabbit behind him showed a look of finally understanding.

"Hey, Captain, don't make trouble, help me, I'm going back, I—"

"Yeah, I do have a bold idea. Jinsuke must understand me better than this subordinate who only knows how to resign and go home all day long."

Takeichi originally thought that Takasugi would flatly refuse, but the man only thought for a few seconds before ordering the bilge to be remodeled and the body accepted.Even when faced with the same face as his mentor, Takasugi never showed a wavering expression.

Also, the last time he wavered, he almost lost his life.

According to Oboro's information, there used to be countless personalities in Xu's body, so when this body wakes up, maybe a brand new personality will be awakened.The idea of ​​Kamui and Takasugi is to wash away all memories of this new personality when it wakes up, and forcibly transform it into the only biological weapon that can confront Xu head-on.

This kind of cruel and extremely dangerous thing, and only that pair of villains will be willing to do it.

Wu Shi entered the monitoring room for the ninth time today to observe the situation of the "weapon".

Most of the Alien Star Altana fragments in the long-haired man's body have been taken out, but because of the loss of regenerative ability, there is still a huge torn wound on his chest.If the wounds were ignored, the man's body was truly flawless - there was no scar on the skin, not even a trace of mosquito bites, it looked like smooth and white porcelain.

He lowered his head and organized the thick stack of papers in his hands again.Takeshi and Takasugi have had a long time of secret talks, and they have basically formulated a complete set of plans for using "weapons", and even envisioned hundreds of backup plans and emergency cases.He stayed up all night for several days, carefully sorted out the written version, and prepared to ask Gao Shan to confirm it again.

At this very moment without any warning, the brainwave monitoring machine beeped sharply.

"Then, that monster is awake?!" Youzi was the first to rush into the monitoring room.

Cold sweat dripped from Wu Shi's forehead.He hesitated between the two buttons of the ejection bilge and the self-explosion of the spacecraft for a short while, and then was blocked by the familiar smoke rod.

Takasugi put one hand in the kimono, narrowed his eyes calmly, and looked at the man's face on the surveillance screen.The heart that had been patched started to pace again, bringing out a lot of blood. The man frowned in pain, and then slowly opened his eyes.

The pupil color is a very gentle light green, like the field in early spring.

After opening his eyes, the man seemed to be dazed.

He struggled in the culture solution, touched the transparent medical tank wall with his fingertips, and looked into the monitoring room from the camera in front of him with puzzled but always gentle eyes.

"I'll go down."

After a moment of silence, Gao Shan calmly put away his pipe, turned around and walked out of the monitoring room.

"...Where are you going?" Takeshi was stunned for a moment, and he caught up with Takasugi, "Master Jinsuke, the bottom cabin is absolutely not allowed to enter! Our original design is that if any accident happens, the bottom cabin will be ejected immediately and it will explode , don't you remember?!"

Gao Shan looked up at him.

"If an accident happens, blow me up to death together."

Takasugi had already gone far away, and Takeshi was still standing there, holding the thick stack of biological weapons sorting plans in his hand.

Ugh.

He sighed, raised his hand, and threw all the hard work he had spent all night into the trash can.