Large-scale death scene [entertainment circle]

Outside the gate of XX key high school, gossip reporters from all walks of life gathered.I heard that Su He, the star of today's topic, is going back to school to study.Public opinion on the Internet: "This stuff must be pretending." "It's about to start acting again." "Nonsense, Hehe can crush you and other scumbags who have studied for a year!" Su He, the school uniform and schoolbag version, came on a bicycle to the school gate.Reporter A: Su He, why do you want to go back to school to study?Stop filming?Su He: I love learning, and learning makes me happy!Reporter B: What score do you want for this final exam?Su He: The highest score is 1, full marks in the test. I am afraid that I will be proud, and I am also afraid that others will not be able to bear it.After entering the gate, Su He waved his hands, as if going to the toilet.Turning into the fire escape, the smiling face disappeared.Su He: Damn, is this school uniform made of rags? !Ugly!And this schoolbag, how many bricks are stuffed in it?It's killing me!take away take away!Su He took out the silver spring and sprayed it: bring me my Hermes bag and the McQueen coat.Su He walked out of the back door of the school, got into a white Bentley, and drove away.Ning Yu's office.Liu Yizhe: We took photos of Su He leaving the school through the back door.Ning Yu: Well done, directly post a draft to expose him, and then buy a batch of black fans to beat him to death.Liu Yizhe: What if he fights back?Ning Yu's heart OS: Unless he doesn't want Chrysanthemum anymore.Hot search on Weibo: Su He returned to school today with sudden diarrhea and left school in embarrassment!Su He: ... Chi Kun: ... What should I do if it is swollen?Su He: Has Ning Yu and his company launched a depilatory cream?Chi Kun: ...Huh?Su He: Buy a few hundred boxes of it, distribute it to major slaughterhouses, and then buy a hot search, saying that this depilatory cream has a miraculous effect on removing pig hair.Ning Yu's office.Newspaper headline: High-end depilatory cream, favored by butchers, is about to fall from the altar.Liu Yizhe: ...Our hair removal cream was taken off the shelves by major high-end shopping malls because it was too down-to-earth.Ning Yu: ... Liu Yizhe: What should I do if it's swollen?Ning Yu: Send a car to take me to his house. (99 o'clock in the evening) The headlines of the next day: Su He personally experienced xx hair removal cream, the effect is excellent, you deserve it! Tips: A non-serious article aimed at the entertainment industry, illogical, full of slots, no brainer, can be eaten in the toilet of the bus and subway (if you like it).Attack and receiving are abnormal, and there are many death scenes.Gong Hui often enjoys the feeling of chasing his wife to the crematorium, and Shou enjoys the thrill of sending her husband to the crematorium. [Loyal dog Gong with a cruel appearance (false) and a funny heart] X [Elegant appearance (false) a fried hairy shou with a forceful heart] The deputy cp often fights for his master, Liu Yizhe is cunning and playful, and Chi Kun is cute and dull. 1v1 he, Su Susu is cool and sweet, carry on the sweet text to the end~----