The first scumbag in heaven

In the 130 year of the Qimu calendar of Yanzhi City, the current city lord Xuan Yicui was assassinated in Yuanxi Mountain. Although the solution was smooth, Xuan Yicui still suffered serious injuries.

Yisuan Xingjun, who was stationed at the Lake of Death, heard about Shui Qingqian and brought his men to visit.

Xuan Yicui met him in the middle pavilion of Qimei Lake in the city lord's mansion, and they talked happily.When they were parting, Xuan Yicui asked about Master Mu Yun.

Shui Qingqian told the truth, Xuan Yicui thanked him, and after sending them off, he sat alone in front of the landscape painting for a long time.

On the outskirts of Yanzhi City, Shui Qingqian folded a willow branch, played with it in his hand, and said to the people around him: "This is just the beginning, we just need to wait for the good show to start." But what to do in the one or two years of silence He hadn't thought of it yet, thinking about the fact that he had waited two or three years for this assassination, and he would have to wait another one or two years for the excitement to be seen, he couldn't bear the loneliness.

Sniffing the willow branch in his hand, the green air smelled in his nostrils, he said: "I want to go to the human world, where is the emperor?"

Emperor Jinshuo has been intimate with him for the past two years, so it is unnecessary for him to ask this question.

Sure enough, Emperor Jin Shuo heard his question and said that of course he would go with him.

Before coming here, he had already told Mu Yun that he would not let her take care of her.At this time, if he wanted to go to the human world on a whim, he didn't need to go back, he could go directly from the demon world to the human world. Anyway, he often disappeared with Emperor Jin Shuo for a month, so there was no need to tell Mu Yun this time.

In the three years in the demon world, news from the human world and the heaven world can still be received.The human world was blocked because of the access to the demon world, and the demon cultivators stranded in the human world had been making trouble in the human world for more than a year, but it was quickly quelled with the efforts of the human world cultivators.The demon cultivators who survived by luck either hid in the forbidden area, or went to the ghost world or the demon world.

He caught the Moxiu he met and asked about Luo Jinguo's news. When he learned that Luo Jinguo was still safe, he mercifully gave them a happy ending.

Now that Moxiu has destroyed his country, he will not let any Moxiu in front of his eyes.

Coming out of the passageway of the demon world to enjoy the long-lost sunshine in the human world, Shui Qingqian couldn't help stretching, and said comfortably, "I've been in the demon world for a long time, and my bones are rusted." The rays and warmth of the sun are comforting.

Emperor Jin Shuo held his hand tightly, and said, "Since we like the human world, let's stay a few more years."

Shui Qingqian shook her head and said: "Not good, I can talk about it after staying for a few months, if only a few years later, Emperor Jiming would have called me back to the heaven."

Emperor Jinshuo looked at him and said seriously: "Azhang, you can switch to our subordinates."

Shui Qingqian glanced at him, and said: "No, I decided to join Emperor Jiming when I was in the world. After so many years, I have no intention of changing jobs."

"Job-hopping?" What do you mean?

Shui Qingqian said: "It's nothing interesting. It's not too late. Time doesn't wait for me. Now let's find my friends in the world." It's been almost three years since we separated, and I don't know what's going on with my fellow villagers now, and my relationship with that Ji family boy I don't know if the problem has been solved. If not, I will go and see if I can help him this time.

At the foot of Furong Mountain in Nanyin Country, Shui Qingqian looked at the lively scene at the foot of the mountain, a little surprised.What day is it today, so many people?

After choosing a tea house, Shui Qingqian folded an origami crane, and cast a spell to make the origami crane fly away following He Honglin's breath.

The paper crane spread its wings, but the place it flew to was not Furong Mountain, but a restaurant in a small town at the foot of the mountain.

Shui Qingqian said happily: "I found it, what a coincidence." He dragged Emperor Jinshuo straight to the restaurant where Zhihe was.

From an open window, a figure in white clothes and red trim leaned out, with hair tied in a jade crown, delicate features, and obvious joy in his previously frozen face. He waved happily when he saw the clear water.

"Gu Zhang."

"Red Forest."

Not even a moment after they embraced, they were forcefully let go, and they knew the discomfort of the people behind them without turning around.Relatively smiled wryly and coaxed each other.

He Honglin couldn't drink alcohol, and usually only drank tea and fruit juices. Seeing a fellow villager bring someone over, he went to order a jar of the town's specialty wine in person.

He Honglin poured two glasses, pushed them to them, and said, "Try it."

Shui Qingqian took a sip, sighed, and said, "It's pretty good, but it's a pity that you can't drink Honglin, what a pity!"

He Honglin glared at him, and thought to himself: Can you be more gloating in your tone?He grunted badly, and sat down to drink tea.

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "It's been almost three years since I saw you. You have improved a lot in cultivation. I look forward to meeting you in the heaven. Here, don't dislike the gift of reunion after a long absence." He forwarded the jade pendant that Emperor Jianyu gave to him. It was given to He Honglin.

He Honglin finally asked curiously: "What is this?" After a rough feeling, the thick aura of wood lingered in the jade pendant.

Shui Qingqian drank the wine in the glass, and said casually: "Emperor Jianyu gave it to me, you take it for self-defense." He also glanced at Emperor Jinshuo who was sitting beside him.

No wonder there is such a strong aura of wood, which was originally given by Emperor Jianyu.He Honglin looked around and put the jade pendant away.

Shui Qingqian asked him while pouring wine: "Why is it so lively outside? I don't remember today being a big festival?"

He Honglin stroked his chin and said, "It's a small folk custom, so you can celebrate it as Valentine's Day. The purpose is the same anyway."

Shui Qingqian said: "Valentine's Day? It's called Valentine's Day only if you have a lover, and it's called if you don't have a lover..." They looked at each other with a heart-to-heart smile.

The wine glass collided with the teacup, and they drank it boldly, each pouring tea for the other.

He Honglin said: "Are you going to go shopping in the afternoon? The locals will guide you."

Shui Qingqian swirled the wine glass and said as it should, "Of course."

He Honglin excitedly said: "Then let's sit for a while, and I'll take you shopping later, to make sure you are satisfied." With a thumbs up, his delicate face was full of smiles.

Shui Qingqian stretched out her index finger, imprinted his thumb, and said with a smile: "If you are not satisfied, you will give a bad review!" Haha laughed, his voice was full of joy.

They got together and chatted, nostalgic for the past, and deeply moved.

Shui Qingqian said: "How much do you have left of the amulet I gave you? I'll make some more for you."

He Honglin shook his head and said, "Actually, it's not much use. I've been very safe these years, and I haven't been able to use it much." He can say that the past few years have been smooth sailing, except for the few years when he took over as the head of the family. It is stable.

Shui Qingqian said: "You don't need it, doesn't your son need it? I did a lot when I had nothing to do in the demon world, and I can't use it myself, so I can only use it for you."

He Honglin thought for a while, and said: "Okay, then I'll be disrespectful. I'm always a little worried when my children go out. I can feel much more at ease by giving them a talisman."

Shui Qingqian said again: "Last time when I came to see you, I broke up unhappy and forgot to ask you, do you still have the things I gave you the first time I saw you?" All sides.Although it is not sure that He Honglin he gave will definitely be used, but giving it and not giving it are two different things.

He Honglin said with a smile: "You have sent so many and miscellaneous gifts, I feel like you want to arrange my whole life." It feels like you are raising him like a son.

Shui Qingqian said: "It should be, if you and I switch identities, you will do the same to me." This is the friendship of fellow villagers.

He Honglin stood next to him, said with a smile: "That's right." Closed his eyes slightly, he chanted: "There is no way to escape from the spirit platform, and the storm is like a rock, and the homeland is dark. I wish that Han Xingquan didn't notice, I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood." There is no Yellow Emperor in this world, but the spirit of Yanhuang continues.

Shui Qingqian drank a few glasses of wine in a row, a little bit drunk, he hugged He Honglin, and said: "Why did Honglin grab Wen? There is no need to talk between us. You are good to me, and everyone will be good too." .”

"Same world, same dream, right?" He Honglin touched Shui Qingqian's face, a little dizzy from the smell of alcohol in his breath.

"Yes, the same world, the same dream, Bei..."

Emperor Jinshuo and Ji Shuicheng endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it any longer. One by one, they hugged them who were stuck together into their arms.

He Honglin looked at the box with only him and Ji Shuicheng in a daze, where is the fellow?He said weakly: "Gu Zhang."

Ji Shuicheng locked him in his arms, heard him talking about others, pinched the cheek of the person in his arms, and said angrily: "Gu Zhang, do you still see me as someone who is heartless? Are you okay?"

He Honglin twisted his body in his arms, and said unwillingly: "Why do I have no conscience, what did I do, I still made a mistake chatting with my friends."

Ji Shuicheng said: "Are you just chatting? When you chat with your friends, you will hug each other. How come you are not as clingy to me as you are to him?"

He Honglin pushed him, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why aren't we chatting anymore, Gu Zhang and I have a good relationship, it's normal to hug and bond with each other."

Ji Shuicheng said, "Is it normal to hug? Who are you lying to?"

He Honglin said confidently: "I didn't lie to you, it's... normal in our place." After saying the last three words, his tone dropped, and his eyes turned red.

No one here understands them.Without Gu Zhang, he would not even dare to think about the past in this world, and the grievance and loneliness that he has nowhere to say would drive him crazy.

When he was still unable to walk, the toys that his brother used to amuse him quickly cheered him up. He was sure that there was absolutely nothing in ancient times.

With hope, there is motivation. As he grows up, he is more and more sure that this world has his fellow countrymen.One thing after another, one book after another, one deed after another, he sat in the courtyard of his home, put his feet in the cold water, looked up at the vast starry sky, and silently missed everything in that world.

When he thinks that in this strange world, there are people who miss the modern world as much as he does, he doesn't feel lonely, and he has yearning for life.

Since he was a teenager, he proposed to his elder brother to go on a trip. After several years of hard work, he finally got his elder brother to agree when he was 17 years old.After waiting in Luo Jinguo for a while, he finally arrived.

He and Gu Zhang can be counted as the first acquaintance with Jun, which is better than returning to an old friend.People in the same world, let them have a lot of common topics, and their relationship is also changing rapidly.

After half a month of getting along, they can almost be called intimate, without any secrets.Therefore, he could use the family-inherited mental method without any scruples in front of Gu Zhang, which also let Gu Zhang know that there was a problem with his family-inherited exercise, and thus helped him improve the exercise.

Except for his deceased brother, he has never trusted anyone so much in this world. He still has reservations about his brother, but he has no scruples about Gu Zhang, because he knows that Gu Zhang will not harm him.There is nothing in him worthy of applause and conspiracy, but he got a lot of benefits from Gu Zhang.

Gu Zhang is the Yisuan Xingjun, not only well-known in Luo Jinguo, but outside of Luo Jinguo, people who have used his things and read his books also admire him very much, and his reputation spread far exceeds that of other stars. Jun.

Such a person, such a fellow villager, how could he not get close to him.

He Honglin said with red eyes: "Since you don't believe me, don't come to me. I don't have you, but I still have Gu Zhang."

☆, extra episode 7

"Bugs." He Honglin repeated while leaning towards Ji Shuicheng.

Ji Shuicheng enjoyed his embrace and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, they don't bite."

But that's a bug!He Honglin buried his head on Ji Shuicheng's shoulder, closed his eyes and dared not look.

Ji Shuicheng hugged him horizontally and said, "Let's sneak in and take away the things before they do."

He Honglin closed his eyes, and said weakly, "Whatever you want." When he thought of being in a bug's nest, he wished he could faint immediately.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, He Honglin felt as if he had put himself on a chair, and then heard his voice: "Open your eyes, this place is very safe."

He Honglin slowly opened his eyes, and the surrounding scene came into view.

Let me go, isn't this a treasure trove?Boxes of gold and silver are piled up in boxes, and the shelves made of emeralds are full of treasures of all colors.

The Kowloon coral tree in the South China Sea, the blood ganoderma grown in the snow area of ​​the North Sea, the white jade green pine grown in Qingjia in the East Sea, and the flame stone grown in the West Sea.

He Honglin's level of knowledge is very limited, and the things he recognizes can be regarded as the treasures of the town in his family, so what is placed with them is not ordinary.

Looking at the dozens of treasures on the shelves, He Honglin propped his chin dreamily and murmured: "I got rich, I got rich." There are so many things for him, and even one of them is worthy of this trip to the secret place.

Seeing his bright eyes, Ji Shuicheng knew that he liked it, touched his cheek and said, "Do you like it? Do you want it?"

He Honglin grabbed his hand and said excitedly: "The rule of the road: half of the meeting, can I choose first?"

Ji Shuicheng laughed and said, "It's all yours, and I'll give it to you." These things are less than one percent of his treasure house, except for a few that barely caught his eye, the rest are mediocre.

He Honglin didn't believe it: "Really, give it all to me."

Ji Shuicheng said proudly: "Of course, I always keep my word, so if I tell you, it will be yours."

He Honglin calmed down, and he said: "No, you found this place, you should take it all away." It is an unwritten rule in the cultivation world - the strong are respected.Let alone the weak own what the strong are looking for, they may lose their lives even if they look at it.

Ji Shuicheng squeezed his hand, and said tactfully, "I don't need these things, so I leave them to you."

unnecessary?He Honglin looked up and saw his new clothes.The material is smooth, and the dark pattern is beautiful and gorgeous.Ji Shuicheng, who even counts clothes as treasures, really doesn't need these vulgar things.

The inexplicable He Honglin was a little upset.He gritted his teeth and said, "You don't get paid for nothing, I can't bear it." No matter how much he likes good things, he may not be able to afford the hidden price.

Ji Shuicheng glanced at the items on the shelf, and asked in doubt, "Don't you like these?" Didn't you just act very happy?

He Honglin said: "I like it, how could I not like it. Let alone the ones on the shelf, I have all the gold and silver in the box." He has never seen so much gold in his past and present lives.

Ji Shuicheng was even more puzzled, and said, "Why don't you like it?"

He Honglin raised his face and said: "You will give it away for free, without any conspiracy." Who would believe it!

Ji Shuicheng smiled and said, "Conspiracy? Do you know what I'm plotting?" His voice was lowered, and the person pressed towards him, showing a little charm in his words and deeds.

He Honglin turned his head and said: "Stop pretending, you never hide it, how could I not know." He is not a fool.

"Then your answer..." I felt uneasy for the first time in my life.

He Honglin said: "You know the answer." Of course he didn't want to.

Ji Shuicheng whispered in his ear, "Yes, I know, but I will always get what I want, and you will be no exception."

He Honglin frowned slightly, pushed him away in disgust, and said coldly: "Really, let's wait and see." He would never give in.

Ji Shuicheng smiled and didn't care.Anyway, sooner or later, he has always been very confident in himself.

Sitting down chicly, resting your elbows on the armrest and propping your chin, he asked again: "Do you really not want these things?"

He Honglin shook his head.

Ji Shuicheng stretched out a hand, pointed at those treasures and said, "In that case, why not destroy it." If you don't believe me, stop it.

"What? You're crazy." He Honglin quickly grabbed his hand.

These are rare treasures, and if they are destroyed, they will not be enough to describe them.

Ji Shuicheng said, "Since you don't like it, and I don't like it, why not destroy it?"

He Honglin raised his voice and said: "I like it, why don't I like it." He is just an ordinary person, how can he be indifferent to Zhenbao.

Ji Shuicheng raised his eyebrows and said, "Why don't you like it if you like it."

He Honglin looked at him without speaking.Ji Shuicheng had no choice but to put away the things first, and talk about the rest later.

Ji Shuicheng held his hand tightly and asked, "Sit here?"

He Honglin twitched his hand, but didn't pull it out.With a cold face, he said: "Let's go out, I want to see what Feihua Pavilion is doing." His future sister-in-law is from Feihua Pavilion, for his elder brother, he has to go and see.

When Ji Shuicheng heard this, he immediately sat down and refused to move, and pulled him over, hugged him on his lap, and said unwillingly, "Why, I'm not as good as them? You'd rather see them than me."

He Honglin said: "My sister-in-law is from Feihua Pavilion, if they hold back, what should my elder brother do?"

Ji Shuicheng said: "I remember that Feihua Pavilion seems to have a bad reputation for nearly a hundred years, and your family is still willing to marry them."

He Honglin nodded in agreement, and said, "But my elder brother likes it, and my sister-in-law is very nice." Just like his elder brother, he was raised as a son, and every time they met, he liked to pinch his face, and his elder brother didn't stop him, just stood aside Look at it with a smile.

Ji Shuicheng played with his long hair scattered in front of him, but said nothing.He Honglin had no choice but to go up to him, flattering him and said: "Go, go out. Young Master Ji, Young Master Ji." He also circled his hands up along the way.

Ji Shuicheng looked down at him, and said with a smirk, "If you want to go out, you have to give me something." His eyes moved to his shallow lips, which was self-evident.

Don't even think about it.He Honglin looked back fiercely, and said, "Impossible." In order to prevent him from attacking, he buried his head on his shoulders, and hugged him tightly, preventing Ji Shuicheng from taking advantage of him.

Ji Shuicheng sniffed the side of his ear, and asked curiously, "Your hair smells really good, what kind of hair oil do you use?"

He Honglin said: "The exclusive secret system, we will not spread it to the outside world." The gift from the fellow villagers must be the best.In addition to giving him the amulet, Gu Zhang also gave him some miscellaneous things.He also said that if he uses it well and needs it, tell him by making a wish, and he will ask someone to give him some more.

Ji Shuicheng sniffed it carefully again, and found that there was a hint of Polygonum multiflorum in the strange fragrance, and there was also an unknown cool and fragrant smell, but he was sure it was definitely not mint.

He Honglin moved uncomfortably, and said, "Can I go out?"

Ji Shuicheng didn't answer, but just wrapped his arms around his waist.

I don't believe it, you can stay here forever.With this thought in mind, He Honglin closed his eyes and started practicing the family-passed exercises.

The biggest flaw of the He family's technique - the Ice Jue has also been perfected.He Honglin's practice is no longer as difficult as it used to be, and he flows downstream like a torrential river, without any obstacles.

After running for several weeks, He Honglin opened his eyes, sat up straight, woke up, and said, "It's been an hour, let's go out."

Ji Shuicheng raised his chin, saw that he still had a dazed and cute expression, and couldn't help but press a kiss on his lips.

He Honglin resisted the thought of beating someone, calmly got off Ji Shuicheng's lap, and straightened some wrinkled clothes.

Ji Shuicheng looked at him with his head propped up, and the more he looked at him, the more joyful he felt in his heart. He had never felt that he could feel satisfied just by hugging someone.

He Honglin looked at him with his arms folded, and said, "Will you go?"

Ji Shuicheng raised his legs and looked at him with interest, but didn't speak.

Neuropathy.He Honglin cursed in his heart, walked to the door by himself, tried to push it away, but he didn't push it away, and tried to see if he could pull it away, but it didn't work either.Is the only way to get rid of this door?

He Honglin touched the red rope on his wrist, drew out the spiritual power, operated the exercises, and froze the entire door, then took a few steps back, using the spiritual power to the most victorious place, suddenly clenched his fist, and shattered the frozen door.

"Not bad!" Ji Shuicheng witnessed everything.The material used for this door is extremely strong basalt stone, which cannot be damaged even by the Nascent Soul.But He Honglin derived the spiritual power from the amulet on his wrist, combined with his own spiritual power, to be able to smash this door, which was beyond his expectation.

Because this is the power of science, the power of chemistry.He Honglin thought proudly.

After smashing the door, what was revealed was a courtyard, which was full of pavilions and pavilions, and the flowers, plants and trees were incomparably flourishing.Looking up, the boundless starry sky seems to be pluckable.

Shouldn't they be underground?Or is it made.He Honglin cautiously took out a pebble and threw it on the ground of the courtyard.

Nothing happened, only the sound of rolling cobblestones.Stretch your feet and step on it, and the ground has not subsided. No matter how you look at it, it is an ordinary courtyard.

He Honglin turned his head, looked at Ji Shuicheng who was still sitting, and asked, "Are you going?"

Ji Shuicheng stretched out a hand, the meaning was self-evident.He Honglin walked back helplessly, reaching out to pull him up.

Ji Shuicheng took advantage of the situation and hugged him, He Honglin pushed him but did not push him away, gritted his teeth angrily and said, "Let me go."

Ji Shuicheng said rascally: "Don't let go." Unlike those female cultivators, she is not as soft as them but very comfortable to hold.

He Honglin took a deep breath, and pointed at him like a knife.Ji Shuicheng didn't hide, and looked at him with a smile.His strength was exhausted all at once, and He Honglin looked at him angrily, there was nothing he could do about it.In the end, he couldn't get angry, so he pinched his face to feel less angry.

Ji Shuicheng pretended to be angry and said: "You are so brave, you dare to pinch me, aren't you afraid of being beaten?"

He Honglin felt the mark of his pinching, and said: "Don't be afraid, I pinched you several times during the three days on the boat. You didn't beat me then, and you won't now."

Ji Shuicheng rubbed his fingertips, and said with a smile: "It's different today, maybe I'm in a bad mood today, and it will be."

He Honglin stroked the corner of his mouth and said, "Then please put away the smile on your face first, Young Master Ji."

Ji Shuicheng kissed his fingertips, and said, "Not good. I want you to see me when I'm happy."

Really flirtatious.