The first scumbag in heaven

"It's rare that you will come to us again."

"Isn't it even more rare to say that it's not Yan Huwei? In any case, he didn't die, and he got mixed up with the guards again, amazing!"

"It's not as good as madam, let alone safe and sound, and my cultivation is getting better day by day."

Shui Qingqian squatted on the eaves, listening to the misty words in the room, yawned bored.

"Boring?" Emperor Jin Shuo sat on the side, his graceful and slender fingers wrapped around a strand of black hair.

Shui Qingqian rubbed her face, pulled herself together and said, "Well, it's okay."

After talking a lot of nonsense in the room, the business was finally brought up.

Shui Qingqian moved her ears, swept away her previous listless face, and listened to the conversation in the room with great interest.

Emperor Jin Shuo looked amused, couldn't help stretching out his hands to pinch his ears, and said with a smile, "Why are you the same as Yue Qing?"

Shui Qingqian said: "I'm not as gossiping as Yueqing." He is a man of integrity.

Emperor Jinshuo said: "Azhang, tell me honestly that Yueqing was brought down by you."

Shui Qingqian smiled slightly, and said decisively: "Of course not." He is very talented and self-taught, while I just started.

Emperor Jin Shuo poked his cheek and said, "I didn't tell the truth."

Shui Qingqian blinked, and said purely: "But I didn't lie." It's just a change of concept.

With the breeze blowing, an ambiguous atmosphere fermented between them.

"What you're saying is true?" A tone-changing voice made Shui Qingqian immediately turn her head to listen, with a slight frown between her brows and a serious face.

Emperor Jinshuo, whose interest was disturbed, sighed, but couldn't see the crease between the brows of his Taoist companion, so he raised his hand and gently rubbed his forehead to persuade him to relax.

Shui Qingqian stretched her eyebrows under his gentle rubbing, and complained with some dissatisfaction: "It's easy to say, but when things come to an end, those who should be nervous still have to be nervous."

Emperor Jin Shuo smiled and stopped talking.

Shui Qingqian looked up at him cautiously, a little unsure whether he believed it or not.Although he was quite satisfied with the results of repeated trials, he was still a little uncertain!

Emperor Jin Shuo met his gaze, a little puzzled, but he still obeyed his will and took him into his arms, gently stroking his smooth black hair.

"Hahaha." A burst of laughter interrupted their tender moment, Shui Qingqian sat upright and listened carefully to the movement in the room, while Emperor Jinshuo's expression was not so good.Being interrupted again and again, even the Buddha is on fire.

"Hua Niang, you are still so naive."

"Be respectful."

"It's not impossible, as long as you can ensure that the gods of the heavens don't interfere."

"Old Zhao, what do you mean by that? When will it be the turn of the heavens to take care of our demon world's affairs."

"With the presence of Emperor Lianhui and Emperor Jianyu, it's not like you don't know that many city lords and kings in the demon world listen to them."

They have been the only ones who have proved themselves as emperors in the form of demons. This alone has allowed many demons in the demon world to do as they please.

"Emperor Lianhui sent Marshal Zhenwu, Emperor Jianyu's subordinate Lingxu Tianzun is at the foot of Jiuquan Mountain, and Xingjun under the other two emperors are at Xiangsheng Lake and Shanhongjian respectively. The four passages have the emperor's subordinates They are stationed in the heavenly realm because they are afraid that the big and small demons from our demon realm will make trouble in the human realm."

"They enjoy the incense offerings from the human world, and use the beliefs of the human world to improve their strength. They will naturally protect the human world, so as not to cut off the offering and lose their reputation."

Hearing this, Shui Qingqian couldn't help complaining to Emperor Jinshuo beside him: "We can't do it with kindness, benevolence comes first."

Emperor Jinshuo said indifferently: "They treat the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."

They may be right.Shui Qingqian lowered her eyes slightly, pursed her lips and smiled.Even if he rescued and protected the four with the intention of saving the world on his own at the beginning, how much of that original intention will remain as time goes by.

"We don't move in the human world, and they don't control us in the heavenly world."

"That's what we say, but as long as we say that they are following the orders of Emperor Jianyu, we won't be able to please them."

"No, they came here because the passage to the demon world was blocked, and they were worried that our world would use this to cause chaos. As long as we don't make trouble, the gods of the heaven will not care."

"It's hard to say."

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you want to do?"

"Isn't there a saying in the human world: If you are willing to cut yourself to pieces, you dare to pull the emperor off the horse. We are people who are greedy for life and afraid of death. If you want me to say it, let's do it ruthlessly."

"It's easy to say, you can do it!"

Shui Qingqian, who was eavesdropping on the eaves, chuckled, stroked his face with one hand, and said shyly, "How did this word spread to the demon world?" It's too shameful, how can it be broken!

Emperor Jinshuo said: "It's not just these words that have been passed on to the demon world. You have everything you said in Luo Jinguo, printed books, tools, etc., after careful inspection."

Shui Qingqian held her face in both hands, and said in disbelief, "Wow, am I already this popular?"

Did not understand.However, no matter what my Taoist companion says, it is right, and what is wrong is that others are wrong.Emperor Jin Shuo smiled between his brows, and said in a low voice, "Of course."

Although Dijun Jinshuo's deep and deep voice is... seductive, but Shui Qingqian still wanted to vomit: Dijun, if you don't understand the meaning of 'fire', you don't have to say it out of conscience, I don't mind.

"Dijun, what about you?" Shui Qingqian tapped Emperor Jinshuo's forehead, twitched the corner of his lips, and said, "Thank you, Dijun, for your compliment, which is not considered a compliment."

Emperor Jinshuo said: "The verbal thanks are not sincere."

Shui Qingqian blinked, and said: "Oh, then it's dishonest." The actual thank you, sorry, no.

Emperor Jinshuo didn't say anything, just smiled softly, and was about to do something when a shock came from the eaves under his feet.

"Can I change to another wave of demons?" He had no patience for the demons who repeatedly spoiled his good deeds.

Shui Qingqian looped Emperor Jinshuo's neck coquettishly, and said softly, "Dijun, let's go, they can't escape anyway." At worst, leave an avatar to listen to the corner, the most important thing right now is to calm down Displeased Emperor Jinshuo.

"Okay, let's go for a lake tour." He had long since taken a fancy to the big lake in Yanzhi City, and had long wanted to take the water for a stroll.

Speaking of swimming in the lake, Qingshui couldn't help but think of Mirror Lake in the Demon Realm, and then I didn't want to think about it.

Shui Qingqian rubbed his chin and suggested, "Dijun, is there any fish in the lake? Let's go fishing, shall we?" Honglin also likes fishing as an activity for the elderly, and he doesn't know what's so fun about it, so he can try it today.

"can."

The big lake in Yanzhi City is open to the public all year round, and except for special days, it is generally not forbidden to swim the lake and stay overnight.At this moment, in the middle of the night, the bright moonlight shrouded a small painting boat like water waves, like smoke and illusion, beautiful and almost nothingness.

Shui Qingqian is sitting on the bow of the gallery, holding a thin golden fishing rod, staring at the lake with half-wandering eyes, and Emperor Jin Shuo, who is dressed in white like snow and frost, is sitting at the other end, pouring himself a drink.

The water was clear and shallow and I didn't catch a single fish for a long time, so it was inevitable that I lost my spirits. Hearing that Emperor Jinshuo was drinking happily, he couldn't help but ask Youyou: "Is my wine good?"

Emperor Jinshuo smiled when he heard the words, took out a white jade cup, poured a glass of wine, handed it to him, and said: "It's delicious, the wine you brew is unparalleled in the world, whether it is in the heaven, the demon world or the demon world. You still need some confidence."

Shui Qingqian tilted her head slightly, took the wine glass, and said thoughtfully, "Maybe the materials I use to make wine are different." After all, ordinary people can't make wine with the power of faith.Thinking about it this way, I am a little proud.

Emperor Jin Shuo asked curiously: "Be different? How to be different?"

Shui Qingqian smiled subtly, and the white jade cup covered the evil taste on his lips, and he said softly: "This is the secret recipe among the secret recipes, I can't tell the emperor."

"Okay, but you have to be careful with Kang Yi, he has been coveting your secret recipe for wine making for a long time."

Shui Qingqian said: "I know, but in terms of force he can't beat me, in terms of strategy he was dispatched to Nanjiangpu because of my efforts." Those who come back from Nanjiang Pu with all beards and tails are lucky.

Emperor Jinshuo smiled and said: "Lianhui said that Kang Yi has experienced this incident, so he should know that there are some things that some people can't force, and can't care about."

Shui Qingqian shrugged and smiled, "I hope Kang Yi won't want to hit me when she comes back."

Emperor Jinshuo looked at him, and said seriously: "No, I will protect you and not let anyone including me hurt you."

Shui Qingqian looked at him, many thoughts turned in his mind, but none of them settled down, he was silent for a while, before saying: "I'm a man, I don't need protection."

Emperor Jinshuo was discouraged, and he said speechlessly: "Shouldn't you be moved after hearing this?"

Shui Qingqian stretched out his hand, and said, "What storybook did the emperor read again, please share and share." When he arrived in the demon world, he discovered that the majestic emperor actually likes to read storybooks. Li likes to watch bad jokes.When he saw it for the first time, he was all Spartan.

Dijun, you are out of line, okay?

Although he felt that Emperor Jinshuo was OOC, but he took a look at the storybook, um, it smells so good.

Emperor Jinshuo had no choice but to take out the book, handed it to him unwillingly and said, "Stop fishing?"

Shui Qingqian said casually: "No more fishing, it's boring, and I don't know why Honglin likes such a boring activity." After finishing speaking, he felt that the book that Emperor Jinshuo handed him was drawing back.

"What are you doing?" Shui Qingqian let go of her hand, with a very unhappy tone.It's just a book, he sees what's wrong.

"You want to fish not because you want to, but because..." Emperor Jinshuo looked at him with condemning eyes, the meaning was self-evident.

Shui Qingqian's first reaction was to feel guilty, but he soon came back to his senses, the relationship between him and Hong Lin was innocent, there was no trace of ambiguity, why should he be guilty!

"So what? Dijun, Honglin is my friend, are you trying to interfere with my making friends?" Shui Qingqian assured that if Emperor Jinshuo dared to say yes, he would fight him.

"No." Just as he was about to explain something, he saw the person who was sitting sluggishly sit upright suddenly, frowned for a while, then sat down weakly and bonelessly, and said with nothing to love: "Mo Mo Chirp, the demons in the demon world are too ungrateful."

"what happened?"

Shui Qingqian glanced at him, and said weakly: "They plan to assassinate Xuan Yicui within two years. Hehe, two years, why don't they just plan for 200 years." He was really speechless about the behavior style of the demon world.It's such a shit thing.

Emperor Jinshuo comforted: "It's nothing, we have plenty of time anyway."

Whether it is a fairy or a demon, time is meaningless to them. It usually takes one or two hundred years for them to close a small pass, let alone two short years.

"Two years! There have been too many changes." I hope things don't go against my wishes.