The first scumbag in heaven

The first thing a modern person does when he wakes up is to touch his phone without opening his eyes.He Honglin woke up, didn't want to open his eyes, turned over, and touched the phone from under the pillow.

After touching for a long time, I didn't feel the phone, I only felt that the bed sheet under my hand was extremely smooth.He Honglin who just woke up in a daze had only his mobile phone in his mind.The abnormality of the bed sheets is not thoughtful.I just want to touch his phone.

It won't fall down.I sleep on the top bunk, can my phone still work if I drop it?When He Honglin thought of this possibility, his heart broke.The hand still didn't give up and continued to touch, touch and touch, but didn't touch the phone, but touched a hand with distinct bones.

He Honglin touched his hands all over for confirmation.It is indeed a human hand.hand.He Honglin yelled when he came back to his senses, and hid in the bed.

"What's your name?" Shui Qingqian at the end of the bed was eating a plate of grapes, almost choking on He Honglin's cry.

He Honglin opened his eyes in shock, and saw that the water was clear and shallow while leisurely eating grapes.He Honglin asked uncertainly, "Gu Zhang?"

"You won't recognize me when you wake up." Shui Qingqian looked up at him.

He Honglin pouted, and said, "I thought I was dreaming these few days." Hugging the quilt, he glanced around.

The Immortal Master of Xuewu Fairy Mountain, Ji Shuicheng, sat on the bedside and stared at him unkindly.

He Honglin trembled, and looked at his hand on the bed.Thinking that the hand just now should belong to him, he even touched it.

He Honglin regained his composure, and said, "Immortal Master Ji, I was rude just now."

"What did you call me?" Ji Shuicheng narrowed his eyes unkindly.

He Honglin repeated inexplicably, "Immortal Master Ji."

Shui Qing smiled slightly and said, "Immortal Master Ji, Hong Lin doesn't even remember his own son. Let alone you."

Ji Shuicheng smiled, and said coolly, "You forgot about me."

He Honglin felt his smile was sinister, and hid back in fear.Ji Shuicheng held down his leg, making him unable to move.

"Gu Zhang, help." He Honglin asked the fellow villagers for help.

"Save what? He won't kill you. Besides, I still have a debt to settle with you, and you actually told him my identity." Shui Qingqian was so angry that she didn't even eat the grapes.

He Honglin said in surprise: "Uh, no way, he wouldn't believe such a bizarre thing, would he?"

"It's not like he hasn't seen the amulet I gave you before. Is it so unbelievable to know that I am the king of heaven?" The one he gave before could protect him from the blow of the Nascent Soul Cultivator.

"Xingjun? What's that?" He Honglin tried to move his legs, but failed. Ji Shuicheng's hands were like iron hoops, which made him unable to move.

Shui Qingqian said: "Oh, I'm so confused, I forgot that you don't remember anything now."

"So, what does Xingjun do?" He Honglin blinked with an innocent expression.

Shui Qingqian said: "Yi Suan Xingjun is in charge of life and death of mortals."

"Immortal." He Honglin tilted his head to look at him.Very innocent.

Shui Qingqian nodded and said, "You understand well."

"Oh, so you have become a fairy. Have you become a fairy?" He Honglin was excited and wanted to stand up, but Ji Shuicheng held his leg.

Shui Qingqian frantically said: "After ascending, you will become a fairy. Don't look like you are so ignorant, okay?"

He Honglin said aggrievedly: "I am just an ordinary person."

Shui Qingqian was laughed angrily by him, and said: "Okay. I'll go first. You should think about how to explain to him, or you will..." Xiaoxiao didn't want to say the rest.

"Explain, what are you explaining? Hey, don't leave. You can't do nothing, are you still a friend?" He Honglin wanted to cry but had no tears.He felt the killing intent on Ji Shuicheng's body, and rushed at him with clear and shallow water.

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "Friends can't take care of housework." He went out with Putao in his arms.

"What do you mean?" He Honglin boldly looked at Ji Shuicheng.

Ji Shuicheng withdrew his hands and smiled, "Are you coming here by yourself or shall I catch you?"

"I'll come here by myself." He Honglin was really afraid of his smile.It's dark and cold, making people frightened just by looking at it.

He Honglin put down the quilt and crawled over, then stopped a palm away from him.She hugged her legs and leaned against her head, not daring to look at him.

"Raise your head." Ji Shuicheng reached out to hold his cold fingers.

He Honglin was so hot that he seemed to shrink back, but instead of letting him go, Ji Shuicheng directly took his hand and clasped his fingers tightly.

"Let go." He Honglin couldn't resist him, and felt the urge to cry for the first time in his life.

"Raise your head, don't let me do it." Ji Shuicheng held it tightly, kissing his cold fingertips aggressively.

"What are you doing? Let it go, if you don't let it go, I will, I will be rude to you." He Honglin turned his face immediately after never having experienced this.

"You're welcome, Ah Lin, when have you ever been polite to me?" Ji Shuicheng smiled lightly, put down his hand, and hugged him.

"Let me go." He Honglin raised his head, his eyes were red, and after a slight blink, a tear fell down.

"Why are you crying?" Ji Shuicheng said softly, gently raising his hand to wipe away the tears on his face.

He Honglin didn't speak, avoiding Ji Shuicheng's touch.

Ji Shuicheng softly said: "A Lin, I haven't seen you for a year, I miss you very much, I really miss you." A soft kiss was printed on the forehead.

He Honglin was expressionless, his heart was overwhelmed, and his mind was thinking about the 'housework' that Shui Qingqian said earlier.no?No!He... bent? !

Ji Shuicheng called him softly: "A Lin."

He Honglin responded angrily, "What are you doing?" He buried his head down again, depressed.

Ji Shuicheng said, "A Lin, let me see your hands."

He Honglin asked doubtfully, "Hand? My hand is fine." Afterwards, Ji Shuicheng realized that what Ji Shuicheng was talking about should be the sealing technique on his arm.

The densely packed black characters are in stark contrast to his snow-white arm.Ji Shuicheng touched his arm covered with words and sneered.Those who dare to touch him are so brave.

He Honglin asked: "What do you see?"

Ji Shuicheng shook his head, put down his sleeves, and said, "It's a very strong sealing technique."

Then what?He Honglin looked at him and waited for his next words.

Under his expectant eyes, Ji Shuicheng smiled slightly, and said, "I can't solve it." The method he adopted for the sealing technique was to forcibly destroy it. Basically, the sealing technique and its carrier would be smashed to pieces under his powerful spiritual power.

He Honglin asked puzzled, "Why not?"

Ji Shui Chengdao didn't answer, he asked: "Do you want to take a bath?" After being together for many years, he knew a little habit of the person in his arms, every time he woke up he would take a bath and then change his clothes.

He Honglin moved his body and said, "Go."

Wearing a robe, He Honglin was led by Ji Shuicheng to the bathing pool at the back of the palace. He pointed to the clothes on the jade couch beside the bathing pool and said, "I have sent you new clothes, in the color you like. Come to me after you wash them."

He Honglin said: "Thank you, Young Master Ji."

There was a light kiss on the side of his face, and he whispered in He Honglin's ear: "There is no need to say thanks between you and me, if there is another time, be careful that I will punish you."

He Honglin had no expression on his face, and his whole body exuded air-conditioning. He looked at Ji Shuicheng with complicated eyes.

Ji Shuicheng laughed, turned and left.After confirming that Ji Shuicheng was gone, He Honglin took off his clothes, went down to the bathtub, and took a comfortable bath.

Ji Shuicheng sat on the jade couch in front of the window, and sent a letter to Elder Yan Wei, who was proficient in seals, and Shui Qingqian from the side hall.

Shui Qingqian came as soon as she received the letter, followed by Mr. Guixi and He Chenggu.

Shui Qingqian didn't see He Honglin in the hall, so she asked aloud, "Where is Honglin?"

Ji Shuicheng sat on the couch and said lazily, "I'm taking a bath."

Shui Qingqian said: "Then I'll go and have a look."

Ji Shuicheng stood up abruptly and said, "No."

Shui Qingqian said: "You don't have to count if you say no."

Ji Shuicheng said, "This is Snow Mist Fairy Mountain."

Shui Qing smiled slightly: "So what?"

At the moment when swords were being tense, He Honglin, who was disheveled, walked in with all his clothes on.

"Hong Lin, he scolded me." Seeing this, Shui Qingqian pointed at Ji Shuicheng to complain.

He Honglin said helplessly, "I dare not scold him even if you come to me."

"You all turn around." Ji Shuicheng stood up and stood in front of He Honglin.

Guixi and He Chenggu obediently turned around.Shui Qing smiled and sat down, flicked the folding fan and covered her eyes.

Ji Shuicheng untied his poorly tied belt and belt, and tied them again for him.

He Honglin said softly, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Ji Shuicheng was worried about their presence, so he didn't say anything, but just pinched his earlobe, which was smoldering with heat.

"Hey, we're all here." Shui Qingqian laughed from behind the fan.

He Honglin asked him back, "What are we doing? What's wrong with him doing me a favor?" His face was full of righteousness.

"Hmph, you ungrateful guy." Shui Qingqian retracted her folding fan and gave them a blank look.

"You're jealous." He Honglin sat down opposite him in a good mood.

Shui Qingqian shook the folding fan, said lightly: "Think about it." He was not jealous.

He Honglin waved to them both: "Young Master Guixi, Cheng Gu, come and sit down."

The two even said they didn't dare.

He Honglin greeted for a while, but they still said they didn't dare.

Ji Shuicheng became impatient and said, "If you don't sit down, you go out."

The two went out as if they were pardoned.

"They are all afraid of you." He Honglin thought of what He Chengfeng said.She rested her chin on her hands and turned to look at him.

"You are also very afraid of me sometimes." Ji Shuicheng touched his cheek.There are no outsiders here, so he has more small movements.

Shui Qingqian reminded them, "I'm still here."

"You can go out." Ji Shuicheng hugged He Honglin into his arms, spiritual power surged through his fingers, and he dried He Honglin's slightly damp long hair with spiritual power.

Shui Qingqian was about to say that I would not go out, when a middle-aged man's voice came from outside the hall.

Grab me today?I can't even speak.Shui Qingqian shook her fan displeased.

"Yan Wei asked to see the Immortal Lord."

"Come in." Ji Shuicheng let go of He Honglin.

"Yan Wei has met the Immortal Lord, Master He. Who is this young master?" Yan Wei looked suspiciously at Shui Qingqian who was sitting with Ji Shuicheng and He Honglin.

He Honglin said: "Gu Zhang, my friend."

"Hi Mr. Gu." Yan Wei cupped his hands.

Shui Qing smiled lightly and said, "Hello."

"Okay, I didn't ask you to get to know people." Ji Shuicheng said displeasedly, "You broke the seal for me, so you can't go and get punished yourself." Ji Shuicheng gently rolled up He Honglin's clothes sleeve, revealing the sealed text on his arm.

"This is, this is..." Yan Wei looked at the seal on He Honglin's hand with an unbelievable expression.

"Say." Ji Shuicheng walked towards Yan Wei with a piercing killing intent.

"A month ago, Fairy Qingdai asked me to perfect this seal. She said that she wanted to seal the memory of her own little beast, so that she could easily take it under her command." Now that the sealing technique he perfected appeared on He Honglin, he could still think of the fairy master. Young master Xi how to deal with him in anger.After all, He Honglin is the young companion of the Immortal Lord and the first teacher of Mr. Guixi.

He also dared not tell the truth, if the Immortal Master finds out about him, he will have nowhere to live and will die.To be honest now, the anger of the Immortal Master and Mr. Guixi is mainly directed at Fairy Qingdai, which may give him a good time.

Ji Shuicheng shouted with spiritual power: "Guixi, get the hell out of here."