The first scumbag in heaven

On April 24th, Shui Qingqian and He Honglin bid farewell to He Chengfeng and took He Chenggu to fly to Xuewu Fairy Mountain in a fairy boat.

Inside the fairy boat, He Honglin was lying on the table with a relieved look on his face.

"Are you tired?" Shui Qingqian sat across from him and tapped his head with a fan.

"I was so dumbfounded." He Honglin rolled around on the desk.

Shui Qingqian reminded him: "Hong Lin, pay attention to your image as the patriarch."

"It was eaten."

"Speaking of eating, I'll go to the kitchen to see what's available. Is it uncomfortable not to eat suddenly?" Thinking that they were drinking tea three days ago, He Honglin asked his son when would he eat?He Chengfeng said with a dazed expression: "We're all inedia, we don't need to eat."

"No wonder I didn't eat anything in the morning, and I don't feel hungry until now." He Honglin suddenly realized.

Shui Qing said with a slight smile: "Go arrange some food, I suddenly lost my memory, I'm afraid it's because I'm not used to not eating."

He Chengfeng hurriedly confessed to He Chenggu and asked the kitchen to bring food.Although the kitchen was puzzled, they still made meals and sent them to the lake yard.

Although it is different from modern food, but I don't know if the raw materials are not polluted. He Honglin and Shui Qingqian wiped out all the home-cooked dishes, and drank tea contentedly after the meal.

In the next few days, the kitchen delivered three meals a day plus supper to the lake courtyard. What He Honglin and Shui Qingqian ate was full of rosy faces and full of comfort.

Shui Qingqian found a plate of grapes and a plate of oranges from Xianzhou's tea room.Lu Yu He Chenggu asked him if he wanted to eat.He Chenggu shook his head, thanking him for his kindness.

Shui Qingqian shouted from a distance: "Honglin, get up, give me a break, you have taken up the whole table."

"Okay." He Honglin straightened up and sat down.

"That's right." Put two plates of fruit on the table.

"Speaking of which, you have already traveled through time. Why don't you make a chair? With a chair, we don't have to sit on the floor. Sitting like this is very tiring." He Honglin began to peel oranges.

Shui Qingqian shook his head and said: "I lost my memory and even forgot this. When you went to Luo Jinguo to find me, I sat in Luo Jinguo. It's not purely your family's tradition. I tried it in Luo Jinguo, but it didn't work. Ordinary people The family accepted it very quickly, but the longer the family inheritance, the more unwilling it is." Squinting, he enjoyed the peeled oranges that He Honglin had prepared.

He Honglin asked, "Why don't you accept it? Obviously the chair is very comfortable to sit on."

Shui Qingqian shrugged helplessly and said, "Who knows, it's not important anyway. If you feel uncomfortable sitting, you can do whatever you want, as long as no one sees you." He was used to sitting on the floor, and he felt it was nothing , just do as the Romans do.

He Honglin shook his head and said, "No need, just get used to it. If you can't change the environment, you can only change yourself. I still understand this truth." Anyway, he won't feel numb in his legs after sitting for a long time, but he just isn't used to it. That's fine.

Shui Qingqian nodded in agreement, her mouth was full of oranges.

"Do you want to eat grapes?" He Honglin, who had finished peeling the oranges, started at the grapes.

Shui Qingqian replied: "I eat the skin, it is nutritious."

He Honglin said: "Do you still need the nutrition of grape skins?"

"No need." He has been ascending for many years, except for the spiritual energy, the mundane food has only a difference in taste to him, and nothing else is useful.

"Patriarch, Mr. Gu Zhang, we are here." He Chenggu came in to interrupt their food discussion.

"What, so fast." He Honglin couldn't believe it.

"The fairy boat travels very fast, and your home is very close to the Snowy and Mist Fairy Mountain." Shui Qingqian stood up, ready to wash her hands.

"Come on, Patriarch, this subordinate will help you clean your hands." Shui Qingqian waved to He Honglin.

He Honglin said: "Are you sick?"

"I'm your new subordinate now, and I'm responsible for guarding you. He Chenggu, remember, don't call me your son in the future, just call me by my name. We are at the same level." Shui Qingqian patted He Chenggu's shoulder.

He Chenggu was too embarrassed to answer.

He Honglin stood up, and the two went to wash their hands one after the other.After cleaning his hands, Shui Qingqian helped him put the Tianwen Sword on his waist, and in the waistband was the amulet he drew.The two came to the deck of the fairy boat and talked to the blue sky.

Shui Qingqian asked: "Are you nervous?" Standing one step behind him.

"Nervous." He Honglin held the hilt of the Tianwen Sword with his left hand, and held it tightly with his right hand, which had no place to rest.

Shui Qingqian pointed and comforted him: "Press the hilt of the sword with your left hand, don't use too much force, just put it on gently, as if carelessly. The right hand is behind your back, and the sleeve is wide enough to cover your hand. Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, Don't be nervous." He moved his hands, which had no place to rest, behind his back and set them up.

He Honglin turned back with a bitter face and said, "Gu Zhang, the more you talk about it, the more nervous I become."

Shui Qingqian said helplessly: "Okay, come here as you feel comfortable."

"Gu Zhang, can we not participate?" He Honglin turned around, flinching a little.

"You are a man with a son, you must be a good example to your father. Well, Cheng Gu, come here, I will take you directly outside the palace." Shui Qingqian looked at the surrounding majestic peaks and the resplendent palaces on top of the peaks, The power of his divine sense enabled him to clearly see the plaque on the palace, and he quickly found the destination of their trip.

With a wave of his hand, he sacrificed the magic weapon Tan'er, put away the fairy boat, and sent the magic weapon directly to the square outside the palace.

Putting Tan'er away, Shui Qing looked at He Honglin and He Chenggu who were a little dizzy with a slight smile, and asked warmly, "Are you all right?"

"It's okay." He Honglin blinked, looking pure and innocent.

Shui Qingqian reminded in a low voice: "Patriarch, keep a straight face." The young man in gold clothes in front of the palace greeted them happily after seeing them.

"I met the Patriarch He. I haven't seen the Patriarch for many years, but it's still the same as before." The young man in gold bowed respectfully.

"Master Guixi praised you." He Honglin, who had been popularized by science and seen the portrait, naturally knew who the young man in front of him was.He Honglin's eyes dodged the golden-clothed young man in front of him, he really couldn't stand the young man's clothes in front of him.

golden clothes.How wealthy you are!

Guixi naturally saw He Honglin's dodging eyes, felt sad for a while, and invited He Honglin into the hall with a smile on his face.As He Honglin's subordinates, Shui Qingqian and He Chenggu had their own side hall to entertain them.Shui Qingqian cast a cheering look, and went to the side hall helplessly.

But there is no need to worry too much, he stuffed a dozen amulets in He Honglin's waistband, and he couldn't hurt him under the transformation of the gods. Twelve of the gods can withstand it for a while, which is enough for him to come to He Honglin's side, so His life is safe and sound.

In the hall, the Patriarchs who arrived first saw them standing up to say hello, He Honglin nodded indifferently in response, and clenched his hands under his sleeves tightly.

The patriarchs of the Xianmen family didn't think there was anything wrong with this. He Honglin had always been like this, and even he didn't have a good look at Immortal Master Ji.For the sake of disciple Guixi, Immortal Master Ji didn't feel bad for him.

Although the heads of the family were envious and jealous, they still had a smile on their faces.

"Patriarch He, can you stay for a while after the banquet?" Guixi asked him after sending him to his seat.There was a hint of anticipation in his eyes.

"Yes." He Honglin replied gently.He had to ask Elder Yan Wei of Xuewu Xianshan to resolve the matter of the seal in his hand, so he naturally couldn't wish for the timely rain delivered to his door.

Guixi pursed her lips and smiled.I really didn't expect the teacher to agree.

He Honglin nodded at him, and sat down in front of the table.Putting his hand on the girdle, He Honglin felt a little calm.Say more and make more mistakes, silence is golden.He Honglin made up his mind that anyone who talked to him would treat him with a cold face, and he would never answer two words if he could answer one word.

It wasn't too early for He Honglin to come, and after sitting for a stick of incense, the huge palace was already full, and the voice of speaking gradually became quieter, and everyone's eyes turned to the very center of the palace.

It's been an hour, and the banquet is still closed.Although He Honglin was sitting upright, his thoughts had already been emptied.

"Immortal Master Ji is here." The voice was not loud, but everyone could hear it.The air was sombre, everyone's breathing was stagnant, and they looked at the elegant and elegant Immortal Ji Shuicheng Ji who was slowly approaching.

After watching for an hour, his eyes were already accustomed to the gorgeous clothes of Xuewu Xianshan disciples, so He Honglin looked at Ji Shuicheng's gorgeous and rich clothes without blinking.

People in the world say that gold is vulgar, but that is because they have not seen people who wear them so beautifully.

Although He Honglin has never seen an unattractive person since he woke up, and He Chengfeng is young and immature, but he can see his demeanor when he grows up, and he must be a gentle and elegant man.He Chenggu, the nephew of the hall, is also the court of the sun.And the fellow Shui Qingqian's face is also good, especially when he smiles, there is a sense of charm in the corners of his eyes and brows.

And Immortal Master Ji Shuicheng Ji has the kind of natural domineering appearance.He is unparalleled in appearance, but his eyes and brows reveal unruliness, and he doesn't seem to be a good person to get along with.

Ji Shuicheng lifted the hem of his clothes, and sat down domineeringly.

The Patriarch of Xianmen stood up and bowed, "I have seen Immortal Master Ji."

The disciples of Xuewu Xianshan also stood up and saluted.

Ji Shuicheng left them alone and didn't wake them up.

He Honglin kept bowing and became impatient after a while.His eyes swept upwards, and he was facing a pair of eagle eyes.

He Honglin was so frightened that he quickly lowered his head.

"Sit down." Ji Shuicheng finally spoke.

He Honglin sat down with his head down, his expression was not right, he didn't even hear what Ji Shuicheng said last time.To be honest, that look really scared him.

Touching the girdle to reassure himself, He Honglin heard that the heads of the various families began to praise Guixi.

This is too exaggerated.He Honglin thought in his heart that it was inevitable to bring three points on the face.

"Patriarch He doesn't seem to agree?" Ji Shuicheng's voice sounded.

"No. Master Guixi is indeed a rare genius in cultivation." He Honglin raised his head and smiled at Guixi who was opposite him.

Guixi stammered, "Old man, the teacher praised you." Ever since the teacher and the master had a unilateral quarrel, the teacher had never smiled at him.Seeing it today, the shock far outweighs the surprise.

Am I that scary?He Honglin looked at him helplessly.

Ji Shuicheng reprimanded, "Useless things."

Guixi lowered her head and said nothing, the huge palace was silent for a while.

He Honglin clutched his sleeves, looked down at the wine glasses on the table in a daze.Speaking of it, he seemed to have never drank anything other than tea in the past few days.I don't know how the wine tastes in this fairy house?

Finally, someone couldn't stand the weird atmosphere and started toasting.Ji Shuicheng also drank a cup of wine to save face, and the people in the hall breathed a sigh of relief and began to toast each other.

Feeling the warm atmosphere, He Honglin glanced at Guixi, who was bowing his head across the way, and looked at the wine glass on the table, unable to restrain his desire to taste it.

Picking up the wine glass, He Honglin smelled an indescribable aroma of wine.It looks like the peach blossoms in March but it doesn't seem to be.Take a sip, it's refreshing and sweet.Better than anything he's ever had before.He took a sip and was about to put down his wine glass to pour wine, when his eyes went dark and he didn't know what to do.