Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

Thanksgiving Day

"Isn't this good?" Bruce Banner subconsciously lowered his voice, as if he was afraid of exposing someone. "You don't even know how disturbed I am every time I hear Tony mention 'Kent Reporter', I'm afraid that a slip of the tongue will sell you."

The big boy on the other end of the phone laughed happily when he heard his teasing.The laughter seemed to have a strange and unique contagious ability, which made Dr. Banner heave a sigh of relief.Hulk's host's brows could not help but relax, and he sighed with emotion after a long absence.

--Very good.

Seeing that Clark is in a good mood recently.

In fact, their connection has never been broken, but Superman was obviously not in the right state a while ago.And Banner, as a person who easily loses control of his emotions, will cause serious consequences... He has always been entangled in asking about Superman's abnormality, but he dare not ask.

Fortunately, Clark is far stronger than him, even stronger than he thinks... Look, Bruce Banner, you have to learn even emotional management from this kid.

A wry smile appeared on the corner of Banner's mouth.He took two steps back and sat on Tony Stark's office chair. The terribly comfortable artificial mechanical chair dragged his sore back and took Dr. Banner around.It was a rare moment of relief for him... There is nothing like finding a friend out of a slump.No.

"But to be honest, Doctor, you don't think I'm too loud, do you?"

Then the strongest person on the other end of the phone questioned him with a laughing voice.

"I can't help but tell you... In fact, I even want to tell all my friends who know who I really am... This actually means a lot to me, ah, I'm sorry, here I go again."

Superman's joy seemed to pop out of the microphone.This made Banner couldn't help but burst out laughing.The original melancholy was swept away... He straightened up again, but before he spoke, he noticed a trace of mysterious incongruity.

...It doesn't sound like he's just going to tell Tony his real identity...?

Banner struggled for a while whether to speak out or not—but the host of the Hulk, who had very few friends and was never willing to embarrass his friends, finally swallowed his question silently.Holding his temple with one hand, he hesitated and continued:

"Not at all, you were very considerate of calling me ahead of time. Think about it, if you told Tony that you were Kent Jr. and I continued to play dumb in front of him... God, I can already imagine him going Why are you complaining about me? I’m afraid I’ll have to pay for my post-dinner pudding from now on.”

The everyday details of the smart duo amuse Clark again.Superman smiled and shook his head, and couldn't help but think about the way Tony frowned and refused to serve pudding...

Superman clenched his fist.Finally felt a little nervous.

Will it go well?

Most definitely.

…Really?

But he still refused to let the anxiety continue to consume his courage.Superman took a deep breath, intending to quickly reveal the surprise to divert his attention.You must know that he asked Tony to meet after lunch today, and it is almost lunch time now.

"You're the most considerate one, Doctor. Happy Thanksgiving."

"Thank you for trusting and helping me, it's great to know you."

Clark's sincere tone made Banner rub his fingers shyly, but he didn't wait for Superman's pause to remember how to answer the conversation, how to express his gratitude and respect to the young strongest man.The other party's tone became brisk again, even a little...naughty.

"And I have a surprise for you, since I'm probably going to kidnap Tony for a whole day... How can I let you spend the holidays alone, Doctor?"

"...Sorry for taking so much time, but it's finally worth it, Doctor."

Banner was taken aback, and then immediately realized what this 'surprise' might mean... Once again, intense emotions collided with each other, joy, shock, and disbelief mixed together, and Banner jumped out of the chair He jumped up and rushed to the elevator without hesitation.

At the same time, the gentle electronic voice belonging to Jarvis also sounded as if deliberately helping Superman:

[Dr. Banner, you have a visitor, do you want me to transfer the surveillance video downstairs for you? 】

[According to big data analysis, the visitor is your friend: Richard Millhouse Jones. 】

...

...Bruce Banner's breathing became short of breath. He wanted to answer several times, but he failed to open his mouth once.He even forgot to pick up the phone, and forgot that he could ask Jarvis to transfer the call with Clark for him.The Hulk host nervously glanced at the figure in the reception area on the first floor of the Stark Building, and then at the number of floors that kept jumping down... For the first time in his life, he hated Tony for being so rich and building the damn building so high .

And the almost forgotten Superman 'listened' to Banner's reaction, and Clark couldn't help laughing again.He shook his head, feeling better than ever—this was a better day than ever.

Eventually Superman said "Happy Thanksgiving" into the empty mic.

And he's going to have his 'Thanksgiving' too.

 ………………………………………………………………

Tony Stark was driving.

To be precise, Tony Stark flew directly to Kansas in his battle armor, and then changed his car at the nearest branch to drive over.

And he arrived at the Kent farm a little earlier than he expected, and more than 'a little' earlier than the agreed time.

...so when Celia Kent 'ran into' the billionaire in a cornfield wearing a tracksuit and her brother's old shirt...she was stunned.

--what's the situation?

Celia blinked in astonishment. As the only Kent family member who had seen Iron Man in person, she still couldn't believe her eyes.Celia tried her best to restrain her surprise and curiosity, but her voice still raised a little unconsciously:

"Mr. Stark...?"

——Looks like I did come early.

Tony's discomfort was no less than hers.Iron Man didn't expect that he could meet this woman who was dragged down by him head-on... While Tony was hesitating whether to show a business smile and have an awkward chat with her, a deep and gentle male voice came from the other side out of the cornfields.

"Selia, did you just say something... Ah! Mr. Stark!"

Jonathan Kent's hair was slightly gray, and Superman's adoptive father let out a low cry of surprise the moment he saw Iron Man... This made Tony even more confused.Old Kent's eyes were kind and slightly cramped, and Celia finally came to his senses. While staring at him suspiciously, he silently fastened the buttons.

"Clark told me that he invited you, (Celia: He said?) Come in, he'll be there soon."

Jonathan reached out to shake his hand, and Tony put on his business smile before he knew it.This genius who is always a little sharp and poisonous is rare and also a little embarrassed - because of his unspeakable care for other people's sons.

But old Mr. Kent didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with it.His son, who had just become an official reporter for the Daily Planet, seemed to have no problem inviting Iron Man to the house... well, Clark's father.

So Tony chatted with the old Mr. Kent about some inexplicably magical topics, such as, "I heard that Hulk is staying with you?"How are you getting along? ''Have you seen Batman? 'such as.And Celia Kent, who was following him, looked at him almost like a thief from time to time, making Tony confused like never before... What is he doing here today?

Clark... Are you really going to ask me to come with you for the holiday?

Until the road, Iron Man was still thinking about what little Kent was going to talk to him, surrounded by a group of Kents, and walked into the mysterious "Kent's House" in his mind.All of Clark Kent's family members acted so naturally that it almost turned the 'Clark is Superman' thing into nonsense.In this enthusiastic and curious atmosphere, Tony was first arranged by Jonathan in the main seat of the sofa, and then Martha stuffed him with a plate of small biscuits and a cup of hot tea...

Xu, the family atmosphere that he hadn't felt for a long time made Tony feel a little bit of mystery while sitting on pins and needles.But he really couldn't stand the curious gazes of Martha and Celia looking at the new animals in the zoo, so he bit the bullet and sent Clark a urging text message.

—He had absolutely no intention of complaining.Absolutely not.

But regardless of whether he had it or not, the reply from the person on the other end of the line was faster than ever.Almost the moment his text message was sent, the song he specially set for Clark rang again... Tony Stark's scalp was numb, and he quickly answered the call before the melody was finished.

But Celia, a die-hard Disney fan, still recognized that this song belonged to... The Little Mermaid?The short-haired woman's expression became more and more weird, so weird that Martha had to pinch her, and grabbed Celia and walked towards the kitchen.

...What's the situation, is Clark like that innocent and romantic red-haired princess in Stark's eyes?

"Hi!"

Tony, who answered the phone on the other end, was not very happy either.He raised his voice to say hello to the bastard over there, but found that he didn't know what to say next.

—Is he nervous?he?Tony Stark?

Iron Man was indeed nervous.During these extremely long four days, he considered almost all possibilities.Tony has long established that he can accept all good developments and bad developments-even if Clark pretends nothing happened; even if Superman wants to be his comrade-in-arms for life...he can accept it.

Just accept it and change it, he is Tony Stark!

——But at this moment, he found that...he was indeed nervous.Today's steel scene is very different from Tony Stark. He hesitated early in the morning whether to drive or fly; Screaming in his head, screaming and telling him:

This is a big day!

But it was an important first day.

"Sorry Tony, I'm late!"

The voice of the young man on the other end of the phone was trembling.Clark's reply was still very considerate.Of course he wasn't late, on the contrary, I was early... Listening to Clark's excited and embarrassing reply, Tony's restless, beating heart slowly returned to normal.

The reason Iron Man calmed down was very simple: Clark's voice clearly said 'nervous'.Since this kid is nervous, how can Mr. Stark, who is older and more mature than him, not set an example and be calm and wise?

"Okay, okay, are you not late at all? Martha's biscuits are really good, not as sweet as they look in the video. When can you arrive? If you come later, you can see me driving your tractor Looks good, I haven't played with farm machinery much yet..."

Mr. Stark's voice is indeed very calm, but this time the teasing is slightly out of order.But the young man on the other end of the phone still smiled face-to-face, but Clark's next sentence made Tony stunned again.

"Here I am, Tony. It looks like you're using the tractor. I'll see you next time... Can you come to the back yard? Just open the door at the end of the hallway in the living room."

At this moment Tony Stark froze again.He has never been a person who believes in intuition and has a strong sixth sense.But this time, Iron Man followed instinct and walked towards the backyard of Kent's house without saying a word.The genius's brain was full of chaotic thoughts, and he became a little nervous again.

Up until the moment he grabbed the doorknob, Tony Stark was struggling with what to say when he saw Clark Kent.Can he joke about it?Can he hint that he knows? ...but at the end of the day Iron Man is a man who doesn't like to hesitate.In the end, Mr. Stark slammed the door open based on his own feeling.

He thought he'd see Clark Kent standing in the doorway apologetically.

But not.

...The backyard of the Kent family is very large.It is worthy of being a big family that once raised three children.The white swing full of life is swaying slightly with the wind, and there is still an endless cornfield behind the yard.It's all so mundane, so Kentish.

But standing in front of him was not the Clark who belonged here.

The smiling person floating in mid-air is wearing a red cloak, and the blue eyes seem to melt everything in the world with gentleness.

Tony froze.

And Superman looked into his round eyes, bigger and brighter in astonishment.Showing a childish smile like a successful prank.For the first time that Kal-El face was very, very Clark Kent.

Then the little bastard said:

"Happy Thanksgiving Day,"

"Iron Man... Tony!"

The author has something to say: Sorry for always delaying updates these two days.Try to write another chapter for everyone tonight!

Banner: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Rick! !you lost weight! ! !You suffer! !

Rick: Banner - ugh you wanna kill me bro

Deadpool: (sour lemon face) Listen, Hulk, Green Brother, I'm not asking you to let go of our lovely Rick Jones, but please tell me like a director - there is no refrigerator in Stark Tower Want something to eat?I'm hungry!listen!I'm hungry! (roll

Rick: ...I can do it, if you don't mind having a Thanksgiving dinner full of frozen food...

Banner: (confused after being moved)...Although there is no food reserve, Tony left me a black card.

Deadpool: Can I buy a private jet? ? ! !

Rick: ...

Banner: ...

Confession in the next chapter.

I finally sent out the red envelopes and points. Comments with more than 15 characters have points. I also randomly arranged red envelopes for everyone!

Hold on!These days, I will love you more w sooner!

Are you satisfied with this horse drop? Tell me if you are satisfied or not. This should be an atypical scene of a horse drop, right?