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"Shelley, this is the sixth time you've invited friends home for dinner this week." Sheldon's mother, Mary, a devout evangelical Christian, was trying to restrain her impending anger and lowered her voice. Serious education for Sheldon.

Mary does not disapprove of Sheldon having his own social circle, on the contrary, if her youngest son can have friends normally, she will be so excited that she will hug her 300-plus-pound husband with her bare hands...

If Sheldon's friends weren't these weird people, like the Stark who secretly researched the recyclable rocket yesterday and almost blew the roof through, and ate ten cheeseburgers from his house, or the day before yesterday Wayne, a big piece of Texas smoked brisket, said something before he left.Oh, Mary remembered, that bad boy in suits and ties pretended to be aristocratic and left a sentence, "Beautiful lady, I would like to express my sincere thanks to you on behalf of my four younger brothers. If this were in Gotham, You must know that the Wayne family is absolutely not greedy for small things, about the cost of smoked meat, my butler Afu will contact you."

It turned out that two days had passed, and she hadn't even received a cookie!She should have realized that there is no place called Gotham in this world!

Ms. Mary was hovering on the verge of breaking out, and when she turned to face today's guests, she instantly put on a hypocritical smile from an indifferent elder; fortunately, the girl who came to be a guest today was different from others, and she politely brought delicious cheese strip.Mary's youngest daughter, Sheldon's twin sister, Missy, is already drooling on the sofa, smelling the aroma of cheese.

Sheldon's eccentric character meant that there would be no normal people in his social circle. Mary was flattered to see a girl like Ashe who was polite, educated, and well-versed in the world.

Although the truth is...

"From the perspective of quantum entanglement, I'm still amazed that your brainwaves can form a sound in my brain." On the way home with Dick and Jason, Ashe was captured by Sheldon. Ben stopped, and patiently listened to the nine-year-old boy expressing his curiosity solemnly.

"?" Ashe paused, "I thought you stopped us to ask why Tim didn't come home with us." From a normal person's point of view, Sheldon asked such boring questions It's not surprising.

Ai Xi was ready to answer him, "Because he has to pick up Damian, who just entered the third grade, from school." That's right, at the same age as nine years old, Damian was assigned to be alone more than ten kilometers away because of his lack of IQ. The public primary school, and they are far away from each other.

"Hey, kid. Don't get in the way." Jason was not so kind-hearted. He ignored Sheldon's question and just looked down at him coldly with an impatient expression.

【—Student Todd, please don’t use violence to cover up your ignorance of physics, let alone hurt your child’s young heart. 】

The dismantling of the name of the dish always comes so fast.

Jason, "..."

"Is this the artificial intelligence that Tony talked about?" Due to the height gap, Little Sheldon could only look up at Ashe and the others who were more than 40 centimeters taller than him, but his back was still straight, and his eyes were filled with The desire for knowledge, how can such a serious and cute little ear, who can refuse to answer his questions?

【—Yes.But to be more precise, the authority I have has far surpassed the field of artificial intelligence. For example, I only need 1 second to rewrite the existing network database in this world. 】

I go!Dick and Jason began to roll their eyes at the pretense of reporting the name of the dish, and even Ashe couldn't help but say to him, "I can't hold the knife anymore, so you're drifting away again?"

"Cool!" Compared to the indifference of Ashe and others, Sheldon was extremely excited. He was immersed in the ocean of knowledge and even enthusiastically invited his "new friends" to his home; the three of them appeared in Sheldon's house. at home.

……

At the dinner table, after the prayers, the atmosphere of the dinner was quite harmonious.

Mary asked about Sheldon's school routine as usual, and "cared" about his classmates by the way.When Shelton said that he met a great Mr. Artificial Intelligence today, the whole family gave him a tacit smirk of "I don't understand what you are talking about, but I think you are pretty good".

【——If I make a noise in Cooper's house at this time, will it scare them to death? 】

The voice of reporting the name of the dish appeared in the ears of the three insiders.

The three of them silently said in unison, "Shut up!"

"I saw the new principal of your school today, to be honest..." Shelton's father, George Cooper, seemed to think of something, he couldn't help but sneered, "I've never seen anyone put a black stewed egg On the head." After he finished speaking, he was warned by Mary's eyes, and George, who soon realized that he was spreading bad influence, immediately returned to seriousness, "There is no derogatory meaning. I mean, Principal Fury praised me Sheldon, he said Sheldon was the smartest student he'd seen in ten years."

"Oh!" Mary covered her mouth with her hands in cooperation, and screamed with her eyes wide open, "My lovely Shelly!"

Ashe, who had seen everything, was sure that if it hadn't been at the dinner table, Mary would have rushed over to give Sheldon a big bear hug to express her excitement.

Fortunately, this huge table saved them from witnessing the embarrassing scene of mother-child affection, and Sheldon, who was praised, was not in a better mood.He frowned and answered honestly, "In fact, I don't like Principal Fury, except that he modified the school rules without authorization and changed "motherfucker" into a civilized term..."

"What?" The huge gossip made Pepper's family finally show different expressions. Except for Mary's unbelievable expression, the expressions of the others were more like watching a play.

Hilton put down the knife and fork, and continued to add: "Besides, he doesn't even have a scientific spirit. For example, today, when I told him about Schrödinger's cat, he actually asked me why I poisoned cats because cats are so cute. I told him this. It was just an ideal experiment, but he put his hands together and prayed that the orange cat would not be locked in. This made me doubt President Fury's scientific literacy. I mean, there are still people in this world who don't know who Schrödinger is ?"

Onlookers, "..."

Mr. Pepper likes to show his erudition at this time, "I will answer such a simple question for everyone. The kid who played the piano in "Charlie Brown"? I remember Lucy had a crush on him."

This time it was Sheldon's turn to be silent.

"So what kind of cat is Schrödinger?" George, the brother addicted to cheese sticks, interrupted the topic unexpectedly, and Sheldon became even more silent now.

……

After dinner, finally came the system time that Sheldon was looking forward to.

"Can you control George not to dip the licked spoon into the jam?" They sat on the steps of the yard, Sheldon thought for a long time, and finally asked the soul question.

【——It is theoretically possible, but I won't do it.You know, the butterfly effect. 】

Sheldon thought about it, and he felt that it made sense to report the name of the dish.A few minutes later, he came up with a new question, "In your parallel universe, is the Avengers or the Justice League better? Although I am more inclined to mutants, because my idol is Cyclops, tell me Believe it or not, he did cure my swallowing phobia."

【—They are all very strong.But we also have a saying that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves before die on the beach. 】

The chat between Sheldon and the name of the dish continued. Dick and Jason listened to the two people's boring conversation mixed with various physics knowledge, and yawned from sleepiness. Just when Jason was about to pat his butt and go home to sleep , he froze, and made eye contact with Dick.Obviously, Dick also noticed something strange.

"What did you say? How do you know about parallel universes?"

They can be sure that Bao Caiming will never tell Sheldon about this, which will directly destroy the balance of the universe.

"If we talk about the origin of parallel universes, it can be traced back to Schrödinger's cat experiment. But it's very simple to know why you come from parallel universes." Sheldon sternly said, "Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, Stephen Strand Strange..." He read out the names of his classmates calmly, "Isn't it a strange thing that you all appeared here together and became my classmates? Why didn't the mutants come, so that I could Ask Cyclops to sign, maybe I can study the structure of the X gene in his body."

【——If a domineering president named Disney doesn't limit my highest authority, I'd be happy to add drama to the mutants. 】

It is also very helpless to report the name of the dish.

"So you always knew we came from a parallel universe and were trapped here?" Jason's expression was a little complicated.

Sheldon blinked his bright blue eyes, wondering why everyone should be surprised by something so easy to see.After a while, he seemed to think of something, and his expression was surprised, "Why do you say you are trapped here? I always thought you were... Parallel Universe Tours, or something."

"Well," Dick shrugged helplessly, "you should ask your new friend the name of the dish and what he did to us."

Sheldon looked at Ashe, but the latter made a gesture of zipping her mouth, signaling that she couldn't reveal much.

"In that case..." Sheldon stood up from the steps, paced back and forth in the yard, lost in thought while doing circles, and after a dozen circles in a row, he suddenly clapped his hands and said happily, "I have A bold idea."

Upon hearing this familiar line, Dick and Jason both stood up from the steps, and answered him reflexively, "No, you don't want to!"

The author has something to say: Sheldon: "Explaining the concept of parallel universes from Schrödinger's cat, a cat is placed in a closed box, at risk of exposure to radioactive materials, and in the absence of an observer, the cat will appear An entangled state that is both alive and dead. But when an observer appears, the experiment will split into two universes, a live cat and a dead cat. The universe that splits under these two eigenstates is called a parallel universe. Dick, Jason, I say so you know...

Why?How did you fall asleep?

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