[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

【--risk!Your time machine is being invaded by a virus, real-time protection has been turned on.

Failed to open, a program is rewriting your time machine and stealing your data information, account information and personal privacy information...

Steal successfully, and you lose control of the time machine. 】

Kang the Conqueror frantically pressed the button, but the time machine remained unmoved.

【——It seems that you don't know that soul gems and time gems can attract each other. 】

After reporting the name of the dish, Kang looked at Aixi angrily. Sure enough, her body was emitting purple light, and she was constantly absorbing the green energy of the time gem.

【—Conqueror Kang, please complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

"Nice Song", A! 】

"Hehe." Mr. Kang, who pretended to be domineering, sneered handsomely, clearly showing his refusal.Although he was handsome for less than 3 seconds, he was given the name of the dish and forcibly executed the order.Now, everyone on the earth knows that Kang the Conqueror has become the spokesperson of the promotional video for actively treating depression.

Who let him start the whole galaxy live broadcast by himself!

Kang, whose speech and actions were inexplicably controlled, did not regain control of his body until the end of the song.The former king was extremely furious, even if he didn't have a time machine, he still had the last trump card.

After inventing the time machine, in order to prevent accidents, Conqueror Kang also produced a mini version of the time machine. Even if there is only one chance to travel, it is not stable, but it can be carried close to the body to deal with critical moments.As long as he jumps forward in the time machine for a short period of time, he will have another chance to challenge these hateful ancients.

"I'll come back again!" Kang Xie laughed, and pulled out his secret weapon, ordering the mini time machine to take him back to 2900 AD.

【——The order is being executed. 】

As soon as the familiar system sound came out, Kang felt something was wrong, and sure enough...

[——Coordinates: Big Bang. Ready Go! 】

Conqueror Kang: ? ? ?Before he could react, he disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.He was thrown before the Big Bang and lost his time machine. It is basically impossible for him to come back.

Several question marks appeared on the heads of the onlookers.

The Avengers: We agreed that we are the home court?

As for the Robin Bird: Is the supervillain who doesn't seem to be messed with so easy to deal with?

【——No, if it were really easy, we wouldn't even have the chance to travel to the future. 】

Report the name of the dish, a sand sculpture system that will carry out the pretense to the end.But it's not bad now, people are sitting in the cafeteria, and the upgrade comes from the sky. After the epic upgrade, his update situation can be described as a change of dynasty.

In short, the not-so-smooth future day trip ended in a fairly perfect ending.Ashe and the Robin birds stood together, watching the Avengers bid farewell to the future Sol, Dick noticed that Ashe's expression was very strange, "Is there anything unresolved?"

"No." Ashe shook her head, "We can go home now."

"But your expression is telling us that things are not that simple." In the days we spend together day and night, based on Jason's understanding of Ashe, she must be hiding something, at least not as she said, and they must not be able to return smoothly. to the past.

【——Now, let us take the time machine and set off! 】

The name of the dish was reported, but the time machine had already been successfully activated. The others didn't think much, and stood in front of the wormhole together.Ashe turned her head and glanced at Jason, who was frowning tightly, and raised a meaningful smile. The moment the wormhole opened, she leaned close to Jason's right ear and whispered, "You know too much."

"!!!" Jason wanted to curse the iconic "f**k", he knew that things were not that simple, but before he could make a sound, he was sucked in by the impulsive and huge attraction.

Everyone could clearly hear the emotional system tone that announced the name of the dish.

【—Welcome to the world ruled by this system! 】

Ruined!The superhero Qiqi came up with the same idea, this damn sand sculpture system, he blackened it!

……

Halo, very dizzy.

Dick held his dizzy head and concentrated his attention, and managed to make the scene in front of him gradually clear, "Why am I in school?"

The huge blackboard, the scattered desks, the noisy crowd, and two childish ghosts outside the crowd who were staring at each other and arguing for some reason, "Bruce? Stark?"

Dick is a bit out of his mind, give him a calculator and he'll be tempted to post and ask.

#What is it like to be in the same classroom as my father? #

#Daddy got into a fight with the uncle next door again, what should I do? #

Help, what kind of world is this!

"It seems that traveling through the future is not the most ridiculous thing. What the hell is this childish hoodie and ripped jeans! I can hardly breathe!" After Tony's quarrel, Bruce managed to maintain the expression management that a gentleman should have, but his eyes were still full of anger that could not be concealed.

Jason was a little thankful that the person walking towards him was Wayne instead of Batman, otherwise a 16-year-old Batman who would blush even after arguing?The picture is too beautiful for him to imagine.

"I just fell asleep, and I actually appeared here, and found out..." Bruce, who also saw his sons, was about to say something, but his lines were snatched away by Doctor Strange who suddenly appeared.

"..." Bruce looked at him sullenly, "What did you find? Your face has grown longer?"

Strange showed a smile of "I'm the supreme mage, I don't want to BB with you", and explained to everyone, "At first I thought it was Caslias' illusion or Dormammu's dark domain or something like that, Until I discovered that several acquaintances were trapped here, and my time gem, also lost its luster."

【—Yes, this is a completely fictitious field.

Welcome everyone to my world, each of you has your own role, the god of learning with both good looks and strength, the school bully with a lot of money... Next, let's give our school principal Nick Fury a round of applause! 】

Everyone: ? ? ?

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet, and the power users who were in the middle of a passionate discussion looked at the end of the corridor together, and a footstep came from far to near, slowly walking towards them.At this moment, both Tony and Bruce began to suspect that this was all a conspiracy discussed with Fury. After all, their avengers often dislike Fury. In Fury's words, it is to isolate him. !Squeeze him out!

Of course the good Avengers never felt that way.

With Fury's debut, the name of the dish should be popularized in time, so that people who break through the dimensional wall don't know who it is.

[——Principal Fury, before entering the education industry, he was a well-known decent leader on the Internet.

From a young detective, he worked hard all the way to become the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. As a result, the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. agency was invaded by Hydra, and the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were displaced, and at one point they didn’t even have an office of their own.

No matter what kind of transportation you take to go out, there is no good end.

Even if you are blinded by a cat, you have to boast about your great achievements.

Later, he felt that being decent was too miserable, so he changed his career and became a villain; unexpectedly, the heads of his subordinates were all blown into fireworks.

From then on, I kept my ears shut and only taught sages and sages.Seeing how unlucky he is, you should know what will happen to his students. 】

After explaining the name of the dish, everyone's body trembled three times, wanting to stay away from this black stewed principal.

Even Fury's face was covered with three black lines. He originally thought that the name of the dish would give him a rainbow fart, but he didn't expect that what he said was all the truth in the world.

Ashe, who had disappeared for a long time, also came around the corner, and she brought a system task.

[——When all superpowers complete the established main task, you can return to the original world!

Come on everyone~]

The "classmates" looked at each other, and Lu, who had shrunk from Hulk to "Little Hulk", couldn't help asking, "What is the main mission?"

[——Confidential. 】

Uh, classmate Lu subconsciously looked at Natasha. The teenage Natasha was a little more demure. When she noticed Banner's gaze, a shy blush appeared on her fair face, and her eyes were as usual. gentle.

"Oh, no!" Sol, who was blind, put his arms around Banner's neck, breaking the ambiguous atmosphere.He let out a dry howl, "I just want to kill Fury! Kill the name of the dish!"

"Don't be impulsive." Loki, who looked like a teenager, had a sly look in his cunning eyes, and he grabbed Sol in time to persuade him to calm down.

Since Fury and the name of the dish were unreliable, everyone's eyes turned to Ashe, and pinned their hopes of breaking out of the illusion on her.

Although her eyes were open, Ashe, who could only keep her secret, clenched her fist with her right hand and said to her friends in a friendly way, "Come on!"

……

What else can we do, everyone can only play a game of playing house with the name of the dish in desperation.

On the podium, Fury introduced everyone with a smile. "Today we will welcome a new classmate."

All the students sitting in the audience looked indifferent. As the class monitor, Tony even put on the brown sunglasses that he never took off, blatantly violating the school regulations.

Well, Fury thought to himself, he is really the only one cooperating with the system to act well, "Let us welcome him with warm applause, a nine-year-old gifted child!" I hope that for his cooperation, the system You can be the first to let him out.

His answer was still silent indifference.

In the silence, a little boy less than 1 meters tall walked into the classroom with his head held high and his chest held high, carrying a mature briefcase that did not match his age.His hair was slicked back, and the most noticeable thing was the bow tie around his neck—this was an overly groomed little boy, and the same thought popped into everyone's mind.

"Student Sheldon is still young, but he is very talented. In terms of erudition, he has already killed half of the students here. I hope everyone can spend a pleasant study time together." Fury said, looking at Sheldon His eyes were so gentle that they were about to melt away.

Because of his height, even standing on the podium, Sheldon could only look at everyone at the same level, but he didn't feel timid at all. Instead, he said solemnly: "According to the student's dress code and grooming code, this boy should not wear sunglasses in class; that boy Please don't put banknotes on the desk to show off your wealth; Principal Fury, I also noticed that several couples of classmates are in love, I hope they can take contraceptive measures, because I saw a girl pregnant in the corridor."

"Very well said." Principal Fury applauded, deeply feeling that Shelton was angry for him.

"And you, Principal Fury." Sheldon continued to speak mercilessly, "You also violated subparagraph B of Chapter 68 on page 13 of the school rules, please don't always talk about 'motherfucker'."

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The author has something to say: Overtime and Calvin made me goo

I hope to make up the second update tomorrow (no, no, no, I can't set up FLAG again)