[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Amanda Waller didn't want to do Suicide Squad for a moment, she just wanted to kill the voice in her head now.

Before that, deal with Batman standing in her way.

Batman was not arrogant, he didn't speak, but the meaning was very obvious.Ask Amanda to bring her men in black team and get the hell out of Gotham.

Amanda is obviously also prepared. As a flexible fat man, she folded her arms skillfully on her chest and smirked at Batman: "Mr. Batman, we can win if we cooperate. Maybe I should call you the real one." name, Bu..."

[——Selected: Yes.The devil of fried sauce, the countdown is 10 seconds.

Please Ms. Amanda complete the following tasks within 10 seconds:

Rap a freestyle to praise Batman, requirement: skr level. 】

Amanda is speechless, why does the whole world think that a black person can rap?

As a senior agent of the U.S. Supreme Intelligence Agency, Amanda has long grasped important information about Arkham, and has insight into the simultaneous seizures of Arkham prisoners. She looked at the low-key and mysterious instigator.

Ashe felt Amanda's eyes and returned her sweet smile.

Amanda's eyes dimmed, and in the next second, her shoulders moved slightly, and dozens of killers understood it, and all pointed their guns at Ashe.

"Perhaps you can control all the agents behind me, but tons of explosives have been planted around Arkham, which are remotely controlled by special personnel. If I am in any danger, this place will be razed to the ground." Amanda raised a The king looked at the bronze smile.

She didn't target anyone, she simply felt that everyone present was rubbish.

Ashe wowed on the surface, and then said calmly: "Yes, but it's not necessary."

【—Mission failed, Devil of Sauce, start. 】

Wait a moment.

She stared thoughtfully at Amanda, who looked sure of winning, and suddenly changed her mind.

"Ms. Waller, I want to show you something?"

"?" Amanda's eyes were wary. When she first noticed Ash White, she immediately searched for her information on the Internet, but all the results were blank, not even a birth certificate.This elusive woman, fortunately, Amanda's aura has always been strong. After all, she sleeps with her hand in her hand. She motioned her men to put down the gun, and Amanda walked towards Ashe.

Ai Xi quickly tapped the phone screen, and quickly called up a photo.

"Here." She brought the photo in front of Amanda's eyes mysteriously, and said in a voice that only two people could hear, "It seems that the failure of your online relationship with Mr. Luthor was not because of seeing the light. Then the problem comes , now is the critical period for Luther to run for president, if this photo leaks, what will happen?"

Amanda stared at the photo with complicated eyes, and the scene of Luther kissing herself was really eye-catching.What she meant was that when Luthor was connected to a network cable, although Luthor did not reveal his identity as the chairman of the Lex Group, judging from his conversation, Amanda always imagined that Luthor was handsome, suave, and rich in money and him. as much as hair.

Never expected, wait until we meet.This guy turned out to be bald!

Seeing Luthor's shiny and shiny forehead, Amanda couldn't accept it for a while, but she didn't know what kind of evil Luther had fallen into, so she forced her to kiss her!The innocent she lost her first kiss in this way, and said goodbye to Luther directly.

The more Amanda looked at it, the more she found it unbelievable. She looked at the photos, then at Ai Xi, and then thought about Ai Xi's actions, and instantly guessed her identity, "So you are a programmer!" The big golden wave is still a hacking programmer. In this way, it makes sense to erase all his data.

【——Mission Restart.

Please Ms. Amanda complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Send the following to your first kiss: "While you're bald, show off your wealth, and hate tacos, I wish you the best of luck with your presidency!"]

Amanda's heart was in denial.

Due to political missions, she and Luthor now need to maintain a relationship of superficial friends, but this does not mean that she will send such an extremely ironic message.

[——Failure warning!

After the task fails, the system will automatically upload photos to the whole network coverage. 】

Amanda:! ! !

The Bat-Family looked at Amanda, who was obviously at a disadvantage, with wonderful eyes.The dark skin weakened her expression, otherwise the scene would have been better.

It seems that they don't have a chance to make a move tonight, but I don't feel a pity at all!

The Robin Birds even became excited, and they could make Amanda the devil so terrified. Now it's a good show!

Ashe leaned closer to Amanda again, smiling softly, "It's been 30 seconds, Ms. Waller. So many eyes watching."

Amanda's clever brain calculated the damage values ​​caused by accepting the task and resisting to the death a hundred times, and the results were exactly the same.She must not let the people on Earth know that she has such-and-such relationship with the future President of the United States. Thinking of this, her heart sank, and under the strong resistance of her consciousness, she took out her mobile phone with integrity and sent the message.

【——The mission was successful, and the dangerous virus has been removed. 】

"It is absolutely forbidden to leak the photos." Amanda continued to sulk, and left Arkham with a large army. She needs to re-plan the matter of the X task force; and how to solve the American cancer of Ashe, she also has to think long-term.

Before leaving, Amanda gave Ashe a "you do it for yourself" back kill, and by the way, glanced at the clown locked in the grid behind Ashe.Apparently the Joker had been witnessing what Ashe was doing all along, but was unexpectedly silent all night.

As soon as Amanda left, the Robin birds immediately surrounded her.

They wanted to see for themselves what it was, and Amanda's face turned pale with fright.

Of course... Ashe blinked, "Secret."

Her eyes passed through the four Robin birds, and she also stared at the clown not far away.

Ashe also noticed that tonight's clown was surprisingly serious, even though he didn't know what method he used, he had already changed back to the original Shamat look.

Ashe and the clown just looked at each other from a distance, and then the clown made a silent mouth, only a short word.

He's saying, "Stupid."

……

It was another night in the dead of night. Amanda, who temporarily failed the task, sat at the desk and continued to check a bunch of Ashe's information. The film looked cold under the reflection of the computer screen.

The absurd behavior of a few hours ago was lingering in Amanda's mind. After some hesitation, she still hoped to explain it to Luther.

"Mr. Luther, you misunderstood." Deleted.

"The last message was not my intention." Deleted.

Amanda drank the iced Americano in her glass, finally made up her mind, and sent a "Where?"

Lex Luthor turned on friend verification, you are not his friend yet.Please send a friend to verify first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed.

Amanda: "..."

……

As for the Bat family, after learning that Amanda had bought explosives around Arkham without anyone knowing, Bruce realized that he should invent a Bat-brand explosives detector, which was accurate to a nanometer 10 kilometers away. The kind that can be detected by high-level ammunition/munitions.

For this reason, Bruce once again lived a life of "the king will not go to court early", except for night patrols in Gotham, he just stays in the Batcave to invent.

Facing Bruce, who is hardworking and getting rich, Ashe realizes: The opportunity has come!

On this day, she successfully sneaked into the Batcave on the pretext of delivering breakfast to Batman.

When she saw the dazzling array of bats, Ashe showed a surprised expression. At the same time, her system began to search for the location of kryptonite.

I thought it would take a certain amount of time to search, but I didn't expect Bruce to be an avid collector of kryptonite. In less than 0.01 seconds, Ashe found a bunch of colorful kryptonite.

"Clark must have never entered your Batcave." Otherwise, he would be so angry that he would quit the Justice League on the spot.

Bruce, who was immersed in inventions and creations after breakfast, didn't listen to Ashe's words, but subconsciously said "hmm" and continued welding.

He didn't see that as soon as the color of Ashe's eyes changed, the special colored contact lenses he was wearing had begun to detect kryptonite of various colors.

[——Kryptonite image collection is complete, and the system is testing.

Green Kryptonite: Continues to weaken Superman's superpowers;

Red Kryptonite: Turn on Superman's berserk state and enter the self-release mode;

Black Kryptonite: Peel off the dark side of Superman and make Superman enter a blackened state;

Pink Kryptonite: ...]

"What happened to the pink kryptonite?" Ashe paused, why is the system still stuck at a critical moment?

Bruce finally noticed Ashe's eyes that were paying too much attention to kryptonite, and coughed a few times unnaturally, "My series of inventions are much more beautiful than those broken stones."

That's right to say so...

Ashe continued to scan around, this equipment is for restraining Wonder Woman, that space capsule is for Aquaman, and there are even several sets for dealing with Robin!She immediately understood: I didn't expect you to be such a Batman!

Bruce's expression became even more unnatural.Oops, I took these guys out for inspection last night, but I forgot to put them back in; obviously the current explanations are all pale, so he can only spread his hands, "Let's continue talking about kryptonite."

Facing Ashe's curious eyes, Bruce explained the functions of all kinds of kryptonite, but he didn't say what the pink and tender piece was for.

"So your favorite is the golden kryptonite that you haven't collected yet, because he can permanently remove Superman's superpowers?" Ashe once again doubted the friendship between Batman and Superman, "What about this pink one? I think It works wonders."

Bruce, "..." Is it too late to find a hot topic to divert Ashe's attention?

[——Pink kryptonite powder in the air can transform Superman's sexual orientation, making him gay. 】

After the system finished speaking, Ashe and he made a prolonged sound of "Oh~~" in their hearts at the same time.

Seeing Ashe's rich expression, Bruce's complexion suddenly changed: What's wrong with this tight ass feeling? ? ?

The author has something to say: what was owed yesterday will be made up on the weekend!

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