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"Welcome to Gotham TV, this is the morning news channel. The first news will be broadcast below: Mr. Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham, spent 1 million yuan to buy 2 square meters of land on the East Second Ring Road, and gave it to his girlfriend Ms. Catherine Pierce, a supermodel, just smiled for Pomeranians. Please read the reports sent back by the reporters ahead.”

Dozens of microphones stood in front of Bruce, separated by a few tall bodyguards. Although these bodyguards were not as strong as Bruce, a reporter stood out from the encirclement and asked, "May I ask if the 2-square-meter land is Wei?" Mr. En's proposal to Miss Catherine?"

When the reporter asked, the audience was silent, and everyone held their breath, waiting for Bruce's answer.

Bruce showed the playboy's signature raised eyebrow smile, "Just pure liking."

The video switches to the studio. "What a simple love, the backhand is a hundred million. Vigorous new Gotham, a wild consumer city. Once again, I sincerely wish our richest man in Gotham, and hope that Mr. Wayne's new relationship will be like a dead tree and spring again, and the iron tree will bloom again. The following will broadcast the first Two news..."

In Wayne Manor, Ashe, Robin Bird and others, who were completely attracted by the TV news, almost spat out breakfast milk in shock.And Bruce told everyone calmly, "That's his breakup fee with Catherine."

Although Catherine is voluptuous and beautiful, and she gives Bruce absolute freedom, but they have been dating for long enough.This doesn't fit his playboy personality, it's time for a new girlfriend.

Thinking of this, Bruce glanced at Ashe inadvertently, then turned to the Robin birds in seconds for fear of being "dangerously warned", and began to announce the mission location for the night.

The Robin Birds who gathered together for a while were either rebellious or careless and listened to Bruce's old father's instructions, until they knew that they were going to enter Arkham again at night, and then their eyes lit up.By the way, before the mission, they flew to London to catch Red Robin.

As the saying goes: "Don't show off your wealth in school, go back to Gotham Arkham."

As the saying goes: "The people of Gotham City are simple and honest, and Arkham has a lot of talents."

Given the shortage of prison beds, the Arkham talent market has finally ushered in a wave of re-employment.

The clowns, harlequins, double-faced people, and black masks who bear the brunt of the observation are not eligible for re-employment until the service period has expired.

Therefore, Poison Ivy, as the first applicant, bravely accepted the rigorous test of the Bat Family interviewer.

The system of "reporting dish names" played a special role at this time.

[——No. 001.

Read as Poison Ivy, write as Pamela Chlorophyll Eisley.

Other vegetatives will kill you, but hers will kill you.Gotham's number one female gardener and florist, despite her smiling face, MMP is always in her heart.If you don't believe me, try saying "I'm going to burn all the plants in Gotham" to her.

Guaranteed to give you a new understanding of Poison Ivy.

Although she and Harley Quinn are a pair of good girlfriends, at the same time, the emotional relationship with Batman is also very chaotic.

Recommended positions: Wayne Manor gardener, flower shop owner, psychologist, hypnotist. 】

The collar around her neck prevents Poison Ivy from displaying her superpowers, but that doesn't stop her from showing off.Listening to the deployment of the system, she is very interested in the position of hypnotist.Maybe hypnotize her "old friend" Batman and her one more rousing French kiss?

The last time he almost touched Batman's lips, he took back control of his body, which made Poison Ivy never forget.

The atmosphere on the interviewer's side is a bit awkward, because the system sound is also broadcast in their heads in real time, and the Robin birds are thinking about the messy relationship between Poison Ivy and Batman.

"Ahem..." Batman coughed hoarsely, signaling Robin to stop their chaotic thoughts.

After listening to Poison Ivy's interview testimonials, the still prudent Ye Yi solemnly wrote in the position column of the application form: "Deputy Director of the Psychology Department of Gotham No. [-] Elementary School." Ye Yi's reason was simple. The flowers of the motherland, and the Poison Ivy cherishes all plants, and the two complement each other.

Seeing Ye Yi's confident appearance, Ai Xi, who was silently watching, complained in her heart: "Although this reason is far-fetched, it still sounds reasonable!"

[——No. 002.

Read Riddler and write Edward Nygma.

Although I am a Westerner, I really like the Lantern Festival on the 15th of the first lunar month in the East, because I can guess a lot of lantern riddles and get a lot of gifts.

At the same time, I hate Orientals very much, because those guys can easily call him "Mr. Nima" when they speak quickly, and it feels like scolding him no matter what.

Recommended positions: game planner, elementary school Chinese teacher, programmer. 】

"Do you know what I want to eat?"

As soon as he was seated, the Riddler boldly threw out the opening remarks, completely ignoring that his interviewer was the emotionless Mr. Red Hood.

Red Hood responded indifferently, "What?"

Riddler: "I want to stare at you obsessively."

Robin Birds: ? ? ?

The Riddler continued, "Do you know what I want to drink?"

Red Hood became even more indifferent, "What?"

Riddler: "Take care of you."

Robin Birds: ...

The Riddler couldn't fathom the invisible expression of the red hood, which didn't stop him from getting more enthusiastic: "Do you know what my shortcoming is?"

The red hood directly took out the pistol/gun attached to his waist, and pressed it against the middle of the Riddler's forehead, "I need a shot to kill you."

The Riddler immediately raised his hands in surrender, "Are you kidding me!"

Only then did Red Hood put away his weapon, raised his legs and wrote down the re-employment positions suitable for Riddler on the paper.

The interview was proceeding in an orderly manner, and soon Arkham was vacant by a small half.When the interview was over, Ashe wished the rest of the vicious Arkham bastards sincerely: "I hope everyone will reform themselves and be human again! Let's work together to build a better tomorrow for Gotham!"

Just when Batman and his party were about to leave, a black lady led a group of men in black into Arkham and directly had anal sex with Batman, although the atmosphere on the surface was extremely warm.

"Mr. Batman, thank you for your absolute contribution to Gotham's political cause, but these people you plan to re-employ cannot leave Arkham." The black lady who spoke is the agent of the US government, Amanda Waller, "The U.S. government has a new plan, and Arkham's prisoners are about to be incorporated."

Just when Amanda gave a look and signaled his subordinates to do something, Batman stopped in front of them.

This is Gotham, and he is the supreme law of Gotham, "Ms. Waller, what do you want to do?"

Amanda was clearly well prepared, she kept a kind smile all the time, staring at the big tall man with a fluttering dark cloak, "Mr. Batman, I have absolutely no malice."

【—Danger warning!Dangerous Virus Detected: The Suicide Squad Project.

Viral source: Amanda Waller.

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The number one female devil in DC, jumping back and forth between losing weight and losing weight all year round.

A staunch patriot who believes that superheroes are a potential threat to the country. He has no less than 10 secret projects to contain superhumans. At the same time, he dreams of becoming a superhuman who is in the middle of the sky.

Because of the common outlook on life and values, he and Luther once became close friends who talked about everything.

As a result, because of being too obese, the online relationship with Luther ended in "death by sight".

How to deal with it: fried sauce devil head.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Amanda still maintaining a fake smile: Why did the slap come so fast? !

The author has something to say: I found that I have a magical ability

It’s what I wrote in the article, and I may eat it in a few days

For example, yesterday I wrote about barbecue, and today I was pulled to eat Korean barbecue!

last book too

Relying on metaphysics, I went to the side stove, Cantonese morning tea, Thai hot pot...

Wow, I'm so happy!