[Comprehensive] The best assist

If I knew at the beginning that if I was released from the state of Liushihua, I would fall to the point of sleeping on the street, I would definitely not save Sakata Gintoki, and let him drag him half-dead, and then threaten him with the grace of saving his life, and let him raise him I. "Luther! You bastard who kills thousands of knives!! Just leave my old lady here!"

This sentence has almost become my daily scolding. After I was released from the six-hour flower state, I wandered here. I was in a daze for a while, and then I came to this unknown place, and then...became a homeless man .

...Damn Luther, even though my old lady wasn't too strong before crossing, she was still a college student after all, so he just gave me a homeless job.

This should still be Japan. It should be said that it is still the world of Gintama, because from time to time I will see heaven and man with a bull's head and a horse's face walking by on the street.

I don't dare to inquire about Bai Yasha's news. Bai Yasha is a wanted criminal, and people with lofty ideals are also wanted criminals. Those who know his news keep it secret. What's more, he is a fool who doesn't even know what Bai Yasha is.

But I asked Kabukicho 11, and everyone said they didn't know this place.

"Then this is Edo?"

"Yes."

They all looked at me like idiots.

"Then how can I get to the police station..."

"Are you looking for the police station? Go forward, pass through an intersection, and then turn right and you will be there."

Then I went into the police station.

"Is there a man named Toshiro Hijikata here?"

The uncle of the policeman looked dull: "...we are the police station here, not the Shinsengumi."

Who knows that your police station and Shinsengumi are not the same thing! ! !In the past so many years, I can still remember that there is Toshiro Hijikata, so I am worthy of my memory, okay? !

But then I was happy, since there is Toshiro Hijikata, and he is talking about the Shinsengumi instead of the Shinsengumi, then I must be able to find Gintoki Sakata!

"Can you take me to the Zhensengumi!!!"

That person gave me a weird look and sent a police officer to take me away.I was a little happy, even a little excited, but I didn't hear the discussion of the two people behind me.

"Hey... that person just now, is it the one who left the police station a month ago?"

"Shh! These trafficked people have been floating in the universe for too long, and their spirits are not normal."

……

The sign of the Zhensengumi is still the picture in my memory, it is made of wood, and the guards at the door are vicious, I just looked up at them, and they were fierce to me.

"Idlers are prohibited from entering!"

I glanced at them slowly: "I'm looking for Toshiro Hijikata."

"...Are you out of your mind? Is our deputy chief the one you can see whenever you want?!"

"Kondo Isao is fine too."

"That's our chief, better than the deputy chief?! You crazy woman... Hurry up, hurry up!"

I squatted down directly at their door, staring at the people coming and going on the street: "I want to see Hijikata Shiro, Kondo Isao, Okita Sougo, Yamazaki Tei... yes... who else is coming, I want meet them..."

"What's going on, what's the noise?"

A lazy voice came to my ears from the door, it sounded like Kenichi Suzumura.Well...my memory is still pretty good.

"Captain, there is a woman who insists on seeing Mr. Hijikata, if she is not allowed to enter, she will stay here."

"Oh?"

The voice became interesting, and he leaned in front of me for a closer look: "Why is it so dirty, I can't tell what it looks like at all, could it be the woman Mr. Hijikata abandoned?"

The two guards seemed to want to laugh, but they dared not, so they held back.

"Take her to my office, after all, she is the woman looking for Mr. Hijikata, hey."

His last hey smile was very malicious.

The scenery in the Shinsengumi is neither good nor bad, but it makes people feel chilling. After all, it is the sword of Edo, and chilling is good.

Okita Sougo sat down across from me, and began to interrogate: "Hey, you and Tuzo...ah no, Mr. Hijikata, how did you meet?"

I lowered my eyes and looked at his buttons, not wanting to talk. I don’t know Tufang. It should be said that I know him, but he doesn’t know me. Tsk, if he was pulled over to confront him, wouldn’t it be very strange if he said he didn’t know me? Awkward.

"Hey, talk."

"..." It's better not to talk to this black-bellied person.

"At least tell me what your name is."

"..."

"If you don't say anything, I'll throw you out—"

He draws a long tone, the voice is a bit unique to teenagers, soft, but his tail, but his hands are like a cold fence, hooking my neckline and trying to drag it out.

He could tell he could do it, he would throw me out.

"strawberry……"

"What? Strawberries? This guest is really rude, do you want strawberries?"

I looked up at him: "Name, I...my name is...this."

Okita burst out laughing: "It doesn't sound like a name that should be in the real world. I can't tell at such an age. Are you still a net bug? Did you become so addicted to dating games?"

"..." This kid's mouth is really poisonous.

"I'm still called..." I raised my head and recalled: "Lucifer."

"Hey! Auntie! Don't be kidding me, this is a true selection group, not an Internet cafe!"

But my real name is Lucifer.

"Okay, my name is Kido Rei, this name is fine."

Before Okita answered the call, there was a sudden noise outside. It seemed that several people pretended to be monks on the street to cheat and were arrested into the Shinsengumi.

"Hey, hey, this is illegal detention. We are real monks with a business license."

"Yes, yes, little brother, there is an old lady behind you staring at you."

……

It seemed to hear a familiar voice.

I turned my head suddenly, and a silvery white came into my field of vision—it really was the one in my memory... no, the one that was closer to reality than the previous one, Sakata Gintoki, ah... I seem to have really entered his era up.

I couldn't help standing up.

"Before investigating the case, let's meet your old friend, Mr. Hijikata. I didn't react at all just now. I stood up when I saw you!"

Okita Sougo was very excited, probably when he encountered something or someone that could be used to attack Hijikata, he was very excited.

What's even more strange is that Sakata Gintoki and the two brats also started chirping and booing, which really made me laugh out loud.

"Come on, auntie, come with me!"

I stopped suddenly and stared at Okita: "Auntie? Do I...look old?"

"Tsk, women really care about this. What's the use of asking me, don't you know how old you are?"

I...how old am I...

I turned my gaze back to Sakata Gintoki.

Ah... It seems like a long time has passed since we met last time, ten years or 20 years, am I getting old...

I picked up the hair hanging on my shoulders and carefully separated it, as if I really found one or two white hairs, which were so glaring in the black mess of hair.

"I'm really... am I really old..."

Sakata Gintoki came over at this time, I was a little scared, so I couldn't help taking a step back.How old am I, I don't remember... Did I... Did I...

He had already looked over, but I didn't dare to cover my face, so I stood there, trying to lower my head, trying to cover my face with my dirty long hair.He can't recognize me. Ever since he got his own body, he has always been unable to recognize me. Unlike before, no matter what body he wears, Sakata Gintoki can always find me the first time... Now it's like this Me, he couldn't recognize me even more... I don't have Liushihua now, so I can't recognize me even more... It doesn't matter, he can't recognize me.

"Tut tsk tsk, Mr. Hijikata, is it alright for your own people to look like this?" He imitated Okita's funny tone, and reached out to brush my hair.

"Shut up for me! If you slander me again, you will be arrested! And you! You bastard Souwu!"

"Do not……"

I took another step back, but Gintoki Sakata still wanted to move forward, I covered my face in horror and yelled, the voice was a little weird, and I was taken aback.

"Do not touch me!!!"

Hide...or...hide!

I pushed Sakata Gintoki away and ran towards the Shinsengumi exit. There was a half of a shoe on the sole of my foot, and it hurt a little, but I couldn’t care so much, I couldn’t see him... I couldn’t see Sakata Gintoki.

It's best not to see him again in this life, let him think that I died somewhere, or missed my appointment, or really went to hell like Lucifer.

Sakata Gintoki stayed where he was, scratched his hair and said to Hijikata, "Um... I didn't mean it, I'm sorry for scaring that child."

Tufang was so angry that he was about to explode: "You must be sick! I don't know that person!"

At this time, Okita interjected: "But seeing his woman become so crazy, won't Mr. Hijikata feel sad? She might have traveled all the way to find you."

"I said I don't know her anymore!! Tell me, what's her name! Check if she is a missing person!"

Okita curled his lips: "Sometimes he said his name is Strawberry, and another time he said he was called Lucifer. At such an advanced age, he is ashamed to say it. This sounds like a net name... It is like the scene of the execution of the second disease."

Sakata Gintoki's laughter stopped suddenly, as if he was choked suddenly: "What's her name?"

Okita Sougo finished the rest of the sentence: "Finally, to tell the truth, it's Kido... What is Kido?"

"Kido Rei..."

"Oh, it turned out that the boss knew each other...Hey!! Where are you going, boss!!"

"Hey hey hey! Xiaoyin!! Don't run away and leave us here! This bastard wants to escape alone! Damn it!!!"

……

I don't know how long I've been running, and I don't know where it is. The breath in my lungs is almost exhausted, and I slowly slid down against the wall.I seem to remember that when I left Liushihua for the first time, I was caught by a group of space pirates as human traffickers, and I was taken to an unknown planet. I don’t remember exactly what I went through during the process, but... it seems It really has been many years.

But where did Luther go?

I may have a problem with my memory. My memory is good and sometimes bad, and I forget things at every turn. Why don't I... remember everything now, while...

I touched a sharp stone, grabbed it, and scratched my wrist hard. The wrist is too thin, and there may not be much blood flowing under the skin, and then I scratched again.

I don't know if it will die or not.

"Luther, you bastard... I will not let you go even if I am a ghost...Ah!!!"

The wrist was grasped forcefully, and then the whole person was lifted up like a kite.I raised my head in astonishment, and saw Sakata Gintoki's face.

"You..." He pinched me with one hand, and panted while propping up the wall with the other.

"What are you doing, huh?"

"let me go……"

Sakata Yinshi took a breath before continuing, "You can run quite well. You were clearly a physical waste before."

"I let you go!"

I didn't want to hear him mention the past, so I struggled hard to push him away, Sakata Gintoki seemed to want to grab my wrist, and I accidentally scratched my face.

"…………I did not do it on purpose.

Seeing that I had calmed down, he snatched the sharp weapon from my hand and threw it away: "Okay, you also scratched Ah Yin once, you must be angry enough...can you have a good talk with me?"

He looked down at my face, and I had to twist my face aside: "No... I can't. I don't want to talk to you."

"Are you still angry? Haha... yeah, I didn't recognize you..."

Sakata Gintoki sighed helplessly: "I won't in the future, I will definitely recognize you in the future, no matter what you look like, even if you enter someone else's body, Ayin will still recognize you... ..."

I was a little taken aback when I heard that, could it be that his time is still different from mine?Doesn't he still have those memories of traveling through space with me?

"Dont look at me."

"You know I'm looking at you even if you're in a daze? Well, first, find a place to bandage the wound. It's really... It's so hard to see me once. What are you doing?"

I felt very aggrieved, and shook his hand vigorously: "I don't want this kind of reunion!"

Sakata Gintoki seemed very angry too, I finally dared to look directly into his eyes, those blood-red, very bright eyes, which were often covered by his eyelids half-deadly, are now staring at me with anger: "Then you Which kind do you want?! Ah, I know! I want a reunion like Ah Yin pushes you against the wall and force kisses, right?! That kind of male protagonist is more handsome, right?!"

"I didn't..."

"Come here for me!"

He pinched my chin as if he wanted to lean in, covering his face and crying loudly.

"...Hey, don't dislike me so much!"

"Close your eyes! Don't look at me!!!"

Sakata Gintoki twitched his lips and put his hand on my shoulder, and patted it lightly: "Don't cry, I can't keep looking at you."

I really want to take revenge on the society now, that's what the so-called God's will tricks people.

"No, you don't look at me all the time..."

He complained sadly: "Why?! God gave people eyeballs just to look at them, okay?! Ah Yin's eyeballs can't be used as decorations! You woman is too domineering!"

After he finished speaking, he added ferociously: "If you dare to say that domineering is a virtue, I will beat you!"

I was more sad than him, and I pushed him away and shouted: "Because I am old! I don't want you to see it! You just think I have ascended to heaven!"

Sakata Yinshi stopped talking, and looked at me with a strange expression, and then looked again, I was so desperate that my heart was ashamed-look at his expression... a dead face.

"Who said you're old..."

I couldn't help crying anymore: "That dead child Okita Sougo said! He still called me auntie! He asked me how old I was, and I didn't remember it myself! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Isn't it like your mother?!"

Sakata Gintoki put on an expression of neither crying nor laughing, and pulled me into his arms and strangled me hard: "Why don't you see for yourself, that dead child is a poisonous tongue character."

I relied on him crying to death: "I think he is right, I was captured by space pirates for several years, no, maybe for decades... I must be old and ugly now, let me see Luther again That old lady who killed a thousand knives insisted on chopping him up..."

"Okay, okay... Shh, shh! Don't cry, you're not old, it's not so old... It's better to say that you haven't changed much in the past few years, maybe you've grown back..."

I couldn't stop crying, I was so wronged, why did he focus on this, shouldn't all other male protagonists say "my husband will kill those pirates for you", is this person selective deafness?

Sakata Gintoki held my face with one hand and wiped away the tears: "Don't cry..."

"My feet hurt, my hands still hurt... Is what you said true? Why do I feel that what Okita said is true..."

He squatted down and carried me on his back: "A Yin will take you home and bandage it so it won't hurt... Also, don't f*ckingly think about other men as soon as we meet, Luther will rush to Tian for a while, you Won't you take a look at Lao Tzu?"

I ignored him, sobbed and sucked my snot in forcefully: "Give me a tissue."

"I still had the guts to do seppuku just now, didn't I, what tissue do I need?"

"I didn't cut seppuku! I was just cutting my wrists! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty..."

Sakata Gintoki took a deep breath, as if suppressing some emotions, took off one sleeve of his kimono and handed it over: "Use this to wipe first."

I just held his kimono and blew my nose.

Sakata Gintoki walked with my back behind his back for a while, then asked softly, "Are you going this time?"

I put my chin on his limp head: "I think I still have to go, because your time seems to be inconsistent with mine, you don't remember going to Meteor Street with me... and go to investigate Corps business."

"Who said I don't remember."

Immediately, I felt very angry: "You used to recognize me before!"

Sakata Yinshi didn't speak for a long time, I was lying on his back and almost fell asleep, and then I heard him say: "Didn't I tell you, when I see you... I will recognize you the first time."

I blinked my eyes—this sentence was clearly said by Sakata Gintoki just now.

The hair draped over the shoulders seemed to have life, and it was shortened from the length of the waist in a spiral. I raised my head nervously: "Yinshi...me, my hair..."

He quickly put me here, the hair shrunk and changed color, and finally settled in a dark and glossy ink color, which could reach the shoulders, with a slight curl.

Just like when we first met.

His time finally coincided with mine.

I touched my face and asked him nervously, "Am I old now?"

Sakata Gintoki suddenly couldn't help laughing, his eyes overflowed with tenderness: "No, it's always been like that."

He stretched out his hand and squeezed my face: "Can I force a kiss now?"

"What kind of forced kiss is it called in advance... Mmm."

I looked at his face so close, I was relieved, then I closed my eyes and hugged him tightly.

Time has been playing tricks on me, stuck in the past, and I have always wanted to run to the future to meet him; now it seems that Sakata Gintoki is the one who should hate time, because the only thing he can do is to stand where he is wait for me.

【End】