[Comprehensive] The best assist

Spinning, jumping, dodging, bombing by celestial beings... this world is not fun at all.

Sakata Yinshi turned into a half-dead little bean. The good thing is that I can bury him with my chest without any scruples.Don't think that children have nothing to bury. For male gods, as long as there is close contact, I can accept it from the age of eight to 80. Keke...

The more I talk, the more sad I feel.

I am now hiding in a cave with Sakata Ginshi, and it is raining tick-tock outside, and the color of the rain is pitch-black. I don’t know whether it is against the sky or it is really this color...

Sakata Gintoki started to have a fever, his face was flushed red, he was so young, he didn't feel like he was eight years old, probably he had never met Yoshida Shoyo.Thinking about it, if he had already been redeemed by the teacher, he wouldn't be in such a mess.

"It's okay, it's okay, we have survived places like Meteor Street, there is no reason to die in a cave. There is water..."

I took off my coat to catch the rainwater that fell from the sky. The coat was soaked, but the filtered water was clear.I found a steel helmet that used to hold dead people's heads in it. After cleaning it, it can be used as a cooking pot.

"There's food...hehe."

With a flip of the palm, a piece of pancake fruit fell out.

This ability seems to be weakening, the pancake fruit that fell out has shrunk to the size of a palm, the pancake is incomplete, the fruit is not crisp, the lettuce inside is wilted, only sausage and milk... Bah!Only the sausage and green onion are still so big, full of life.

"Men... You really can't be called a god with your appearance, little guy, this is the pancake fruit I bought with all my might, don't tell me no matter how unpalatable it is, eat it resignedly."

I broke off a piece of pancake and stuffed it into his mouth, then blew cold water and poured it into him.

Sakata Gintoki was probably very hungry. Even in his sleep, he would subconsciously gnaw on what was handed to his mouth. Seeing how delicious he was eating, I was a little greedy, so I secretly took a bite...it was unpalatable.

Luther was right, the food I gave him tasted like candles.

"Oh, it's a pity, you haven't seen my heyday. Back then, I was a woman who could hold a table for a full banquet."

Although the pancakes were tasteless, they could at least fill his stomach. Gintoki Sakata probably fainted from hunger, and finally woke up after forcefully feeding him something.

"You're lucky!" As expected of the man I fell in love with, even though he was in a coma for five days, he caused me to talk to myself for five days...

He might still remember burying my underdeveloped chest before he passed out, glanced at my chest, and noticed the familiar aura, so he didn't draw a sword at him.

"Eat something to strengthen the little life you just picked up."

I handed him a pot of hot water cooking pancakes, a mushy soup with a sausage floating on top.

"Is this poison-drug?"

I glanced at him indifferently: "This is poor cooking."

Bean Sprout No. Sakata Ginshi was not picky eaters, and was still very silent. After taking a sip of soup, he asked me: "Is my tongue broken?"

"Don't worry, I can't taste this thing."

He silently drank up the helmet paste.

I stared at his little head, feeling that I finally had a chance to inspire the male god. After all, if he didn't look like this, raising his eyelids would crush me to scum from the height of the soul.

I cleared my throat: "Ahem, that... remember what you ate today, and you will never have to eat it again. You will become a person admired by everyone in the future. You will eat a big meal, sleep in a luxurious bed, and achieve this goal." All the conditions are, try to live!"

No, you will be possessed by the poor god in the future...

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki stared at me with a blank face. There was no sarcasm in the eyes of the first version of the dead fish, and they were flat and dull.

I scratched my face in embarrassment: "Why are you so serious, let me liven up the atmosphere."

The small cave was so quiet that it was embarrassing for a while, I silently retreated into a corner and squatted into a lump, but Sakata Gintoki suddenly said: "Lucifer, are your tattoos washed with water?"

It took me a while to realize that he said Lucifer was calling me.

"Uh... Actually, my name is not Lucifer, my name is... my name is Strawberry..."

ah!What a shame!Tell the children that my name is Strawberry or something!I feel like I'm pretending to be tender!It's obviously my aunt's age...... Why didn't I choose a name for myself at the beginning!

"Oh. Strawberry...I don't have a name."

"..." I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

How did Sakata Gintoki mature like this since he was a child!He seems to be more mature than in the future... There is no way to coax him with candy. Although I don't have candy on me right now, why don't we all play house games together!

"Don't be depressed, you will meet very good people in the future, maybe you will get a phrase composed of the pronunciation of each part of everyone's name as a name, such as Sakata Gintoki or something..."

I quite like the statement that Sakata Gintoki's name is composed of the bytes of other private school names...it feels quite romantic.

His head moved in the shadows, and the flames flickered in his blood-colored eyes: "Sakata Gintoki?"

"...Don't pay attention to these details." I don't want to label the protagonist as "named by a woman of unknown origin".

I tried to change the subject: "By the way, what tattoos are you talking about, I don't have any tattoos on my body."

He stretched out a slender little index finger, pointed to my chest and said, "Here, see for yourself, there were three pieces just now, but now there are six pieces, and a little more came out after the rain."

I looked down and saw my white chest, the bruise-like petals on it had been fully replenished, and the blue-purple flowers were entrenched on my chest like sucking vitality, spreading to my shoulders, stretching and blooming.

I just took off my coat to catch the water, and now I basically have a tube top covering my chest, with both arms exposed, so I can see everything on my chest clearly.

"I'm going! How did you grow up like this!"

Sakata Gintoki suddenly patted me.

I looked at him, and the child slapped my arm vigorously as if frightened, pointed at one place but didn't speak.

"What are you doing! Have you seen a fairy? You're so excited!"

"Lu, Lucifer! How many times have you fallen into the sky?!"

"If Lucifer falls again, he will break through the Milky Way! Hiss—it hurts! Stop hitting!" I looked at the place he was pointing at while covering my arms, and found that my feet were gone.

……

.........

…………

"Ghost!!!!"

Sakata Gintoki covered my mouth in horror: "That's why I wanted to call you that!!! You, you... are you a human or a ghost!!"

I rolled my eyes and was about to pass out——Gintoki Sakata grew up to be afraid of ghosts, so he must have been scared out of his wits by me!

"Calm down! Calm down! I can touch you now, which means you are not a ghost. Although this world is cold, I still remember the residual warmth of your tits! You are definitely not a ghost!"

I forcefully pulled his paws off his mouth: "You don't learn well at such a young age! The tits are long and the tits are short, do you know what a tit is?"

"Why don't you know what you are born to eat... Don't talk about this, what are you going to do, are you going to fall to heaven, are you going to ascend to heaven, are you going back to heaven?"

I had completely disappeared from the waist down, leaving only my upper body lying peacefully on the ground.I tried my best to appear gentle, trying to make myself the last good impression on him—the male god, he is still a child...

"Forget it, don't worry about it, I'm probably leaving."

I lay on the ground and patted myself next to me: "Don't be afraid of me, although my image is a bit scary now... But I won't hurt you. Under the broken brick in the corner, I hid two pancakes for you, and they don't taste very good Well, take a bite when you're dying of starvation."

Sakata Gintoki was not afraid, and sat down next to me: "Don't tell me your last words with a face like you are about to ascend to heaven! If you want to go to heaven, hurry up and go."

"Life is hard...promise me, try to live."

"I said not to confess my last words! It's very unlucky..."

I have disappeared to the chest.

"Okay, okay, don't be sad if you don't confess your last words, we will meet again in the future... After all, I am destined to be entangled with you all my life, otherwise I will never let that idiot Luther go!"

Sakata Gintoki wiped his face: "Who says I'm sad!"

"..." I looked at him helplessly, not sorry that you dropped some golden beans.

"Don't worry that I won't be able to survive after I leave. After all, you... are the protagonist of this world. If you are going to die, I will still..." Luther's Six Seasons Flower will probably pull him back to save his life .

Place!by!

"You give me a good life!"

Don't bother me to come and save you!

Sakata Yintoki hugged his knees and nodded beside him, stretched out his dirty little hand, as if he wanted to shake hands with me in a friendly way, but now I only have one head left, so he had to touch my face, it was cold The little paws are really distressing.

"Okay, okay, let me say again that my name is Strawberry. Next time you meet, remember not to call me wrong... If you can't remember, then you can take me as Lucifer, but in fact, I like it better among fallen angels. Chessia is here, after all, she is a beautiful woman with a good figure."

"Is there a next time?"

So the mouth disappeared too, and I tried to raise my eyebrows, meaning, of course.

Sakata Gintoki hesitated and said: "Then you don't want to appear like this next time, it's really too strange, I might have a shadow on the ghost in the future."

"..."

This is really a prophecy, hey! !

The bright light in front of me finally disappeared completely, and when I opened my eyes again, I seemed to be lying under a gray sky again. There were no corpses around, but the roar of artillery fire.

I got up and ran a few steps forward, the six-hour flower on my chest turned into four and a half pieces, and the other half was still disappearing silently, indicating that the plot is not complete yet, the protagonist is about to burp...

"Fuck!! Didn't my old lady tell you to live a good life!!? Why are you going to die again?!"

After I yelled this sentence angrily, my ankle was grabbed, and I was dragged into a pit, and then a small bomb exploded where I just stood.

Ah... so it's not that there are no corpses, but that the corpses are all in the pit...

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"To shut up!"

A familiar male voice rang in my ears, I quickly shut my mouth, and the dirty silver hair stained with blood appeared in my field of vision - it seemed that this bastard pulled me down just now.

"What, aren't you still alive and well..."

I leaned over to look down at him, and Sakata Gintoki also looked at me with dead fish eyes expressionlessly, then pointed to the big hole in his body and said, "You call this living well? This is heaven. The saying or the saying of hell?"

For me, I just parted with him not long ago, so I didn’t feel that there was anything wrong. I pulled him up from the dead man, and put his arm on my shoulder: “I said I’m not Lucifer, why should I keep remembering it?” For so long...you have shed a lot of blood."

Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes towards the sky: "That's what you mean when you say we will meet next time? Does every meeting turn into a farewell?"

I smiled at him: "Do you still remember me? After all, you were so young at the time."

He stared at my face for a while, then moved his eyes down to my chest: "I forgot it before, but then I suddenly remembered it, ah... It seemed like a sudden dream, and part of the vague memory came back. People forget things when they get older, you can understand."

I covered his eyes with a slap: "Dirty! Hmph, where are you looking!"

He is not small now!You can't show him casually!I only wear a tube top!

Sakata Gintoki said angrily: "It seems that there is something in you that I can look like! I am looking at the flowers on your body, okay!"

Oh... so it is like this, this person can remember me only by the birthmark, and it seems that Bai Yasha also remembered me when he saw the six-season flower on my chest at that time.

...Is my face so popular?

"Let's not talk about the past, do you have any medicine on you, I'll pack it for you first."

"If so, am I going to sit here and bleed?"

I crossed my arms and frowned for a moment, vaguely remembering that in a certain life, I seemed to have the ability of the healing department, and I don't know if this ability was still there during the treatment of Sakata Yinshi.

……Try it.

"Then I'm free to play."

"What do you want to do... Hey!!! What are you doing! If you don't have breasts, you really don't think of yourself as a woman!!"

I kept lying on his belly and twitched the corners of my mouth, then raised my head: "Boss, I'm going to heal your wounds now, if you attack me personally again, I won't care about you, just find a hole and throw you Go in!"

"Then you don't have to do this! Ah Yin, I'm not a sage!"

I also roared excitedly: "A sage of the sage's time! If you don't treat it carefully, you will directly become the first to meet God!"

Sakata Gintoki finally shut his mouth, I pulled his clothes and tore them off, lowered my head and licked the bloody mouth that was still bleeding.

"Of course I'm just trying, don't blame me if it doesn't work...try..."

The fuzzy ending was submerged in Sakata Gintoki's flaring flesh.

The tip of my tongue licked lightly on his body, and the split part actually healed well. He was cut in the right waist, and the wound ran through the entire lower abdomen. When I unbuttoned his pants, Sakata Gintoki was very uncomfortable froze there.

Hehehe... He is still very pure at this time.

"It works!"

With blood on my face, I happily pointed to the half-healed wound on his stomach to show him.

Sakata Gintoki's face was red and white, and finally stayed in a strange expression: "...I'm not blind."

"Oh, then I'll continue. If you feel awkward, just close your eyes."

After all, the next step is the one, one, closer between the legs!

Sakata Yinshi suddenly pushed my head and pulled it out: "Actually, the bleeding has stopped, can you leave some wounds so that Ah Yin's self-healing ability can take effect, and I don't need to be so dedicated to licking... um..."

I stopped, then stuck my tongue out to his belly again.

"~~~"

I stopped strangely and looked at Yinshi Sakata's flushed face: "Did you hear a series of subtle wavy lines just now?"

"……No!"

I covered his blushing face with one hand, and silently pulled a piece of cloth from the dead man next to him to cover the organ that wanted to become spiritual, and lay down again: "Don't be nervous... I, I Just pretend you didn't see..."

Sakata Gintoki has nothing to love: "Ah...you can do whatever you want..."

He might have considered himself a dead man.

What happened later was a bit unexpected. Sakata Gintoki used to push my head with one hand, and after licking and licking, he turned into holding my head, inserting his fingers into my hair, as if he was about to kill me at any time. Pull it out like a carrot.

I wiped the blood off my face and straightened up: "..." So why don't you let go.

Not only did he not let go, but he grabbed my neck and pulled me towards him.

"Uh... I don't think your life is in danger."

Sakata Yinshi frowned: "I know... who are you."

"I said it, but you won't remember it. You just need to know my name is Strawberry."

"Your father's surname is Kido, and he has a daughter named Kido Lei."

I sighed and wanted to roll my eyes: "Then just treat me as her... I can't explain some things clearly."

Sakata Gintoki didn't speak any more, but suddenly pressed my head against his chest forcefully.I was stunned for a moment, the smell on his body was not pleasant, he may have just killed a lot of people, there was a pungent smell of blood and a slight smell of sweat.

I opened my eyes and saw the severed head over his shoulder, but I didn't feel scared.

"Then you... are you leaving again? Your tattoo seems to be complete again."

I touched my chest subconsciously, and responded vaguely: "Well... that's probably it, I don't know, it's not up to me to decide whether to go or not."

"I don't know why I didn't recognize you last time, and then... when the garrison was about to leave, I went to your house, but the aunt said you sneaked away."

"..." Nonsense, I was obviously thrown to save you in the era of the little milk dog!

Creatures like Sakata Gintoki actually have an attribute called Tsundere.

"Ah... I'm so unlucky every time I see you, I won't see you again in the future."

"I... I don't want to either."

"What don't you want, don't you want to see me? Isn't what you said too direct?!"

I pushed him away and stared at his face, then rushed over and hugged his neck tightly: "I don't want to see you in this situation every time! Are you an idiot!"

...It seems that the girl I like is also the tsundere type, after all, she won't be the unrestrained type like me... Hehe...

He tightened his arms around me, too hard to feel like a hug.I suddenly felt a bit sore in my nose, so I had to pat him lightly with my hand a few times: "Well... Maybe we can meet again in the future. Anyway, there is you in the space I am in. No matter who you are... I will look for you." You."

——But this person, if you become a kid again, I can only be your aunt.

"Hey, you said that you can meet each other if you live well, but you are actually lying."

"..."

"It's clear that we can only meet each other when we are about to die..."

"..." It seems reasonable to say that.

"Silver Time Lord."

It seems like it hasn't been called that for a long time.

"Ok?"

"I feel like I'm disappearing."

Sakata Gintoki pushed me away in horror, and saw me fucking dissipate from my legs again, and this dissipation also had its own holy light, the kind that melted into the air in a whizz!

"While, while I haven't disappeared...don't mind me...I..."

Now he has grown into the familiar appearance in memory, just casting a glance over him is enough to make me panic, gritted my teeth, and grabbed his collar and dragged him over.

"Let me be mean..."

Finally, he couldn't hold back, and pecked his lips sideways.

A burst of white light dissipated, and I seemed to touch Sakata Gintoki's lips, which were very soft...Of course, it may be my illusion.

After all, every encounter between us is so short.

But I think I should have kissed him, and I seemed to hear him say a word in the end.

——"Is meanness also a girl's virtue?"