[Comprehensive] The best assist

When I got a little distracted from my life of running around and hiding in the pharmaceutical industry and devoted myself to other places, I suddenly found that Luther had lost something important.

But it's not what matters to him as a man.

"Why are you using that regretful tone!"

Angrily, Luther threw the dried herbs on my head: "Isn't it just that I have eaten the meat clips? How many times have you cursed my man's pride? Believe it or not, I will turn you over every day!"

"I don't eat incest."

I lightly spat out the persimmon skin in my mouth and declined him.This is the joy of growing up in the countryside. In the golden autumn of October, the two persimmon trees in the yard are full of fruit. The fist-sized persimmons are so red and clear that you can eat them. They have become a rare snack in this family—of course, the main thing is It was eaten by me.I often stand under the tree with my hips akimbo, and I can see the heavy fruits of Kazuki when I look up, wondering if I can take some out to give some guard brothers a taste of the new one without Aunt Kido knowing...

"If you plan on picking this persimmon tree, if the incident happens, I won't be able to save you even if I force my mother to die."

I glanced at him, thinking that this is a body made by myself, and I can guess whatever is going on in my head.

Luther has been hiding from me about his weakened ability, until two days ago when he couldn't even make the meaty rougamo, then he spit out and told me the truth.According to his own sophistry, it is because the space exclusion sounds quite tall, but after the first meeting, after he deceived my feelings with that kind of awesome beginning, I no longer believe his nonsense. .

After eating the persimmons, I picked up the medicine plaque and sifted vigorously, and then skillfully put the herbs on the shelf. I am quite comfortable doing these things now.

"Actually, you don't have to be too sad. Thanks to me now, we won't have the last meal for the time being. What's the matter? You don't care if it's right or not." I smiled at him in a reasonable way. De suddenly had an expression of lovelessness.

"You still use this to comfort me, who acted like you were trying to fight me hard before..."

"I'm going out!" I put on the cloak and carried a cloth bag in one hand, and told Luther, who was still muttering, "You must cover me before I come back, or I will tell Aunt Kido that you want to go out!" It's my day."

"I'm fucking you now!"

With Luther's roar, I hurried away.

The sun was shining in the sky, and the flowers smiled at me. I had a bag of persimmons in my left hand and a bag of medicine in my right.After a long period of research, I finally came up with a batch of wound medicines with outstanding effects. I have been lying with the guards for so long, and it is time for him to help introduce their slightly higher-level soldiers.Thinking of this makes me very happy. Seeing that I can get in touch with Shiraiyasha by selling medicine, maybe it will be logical to hook up with Shiraiyasha...

The barbarians seem to be very busy today. When I stood outside the garrison, I saw teams of barbarian soldiers carrying all kinds of things in the fence, busy-busy but not in a hurry. It doesn't look like there's going to be a war.I pushed my chin in doubt and propped it on a crude wooden gun, and I also watched Suzuki engrossed: "Why does it look busier today than before?"

"It's going to be held tonight..." Suzuki responded casually before he suddenly realized, pointing at me, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Why are you here again, you came so diligently, you should just join. We have such a strong relationship, I can also recommend it to you."

I don't think about it, I have studied the wound medicine for so long, but I didn't use it much on Sakata Yinshi, but this kid got a lot of benefits.However, as a small soldier guarding the gate, he rarely has the chance to be injured. Although there have been wars recently, they have not been frequent, presumably because of the wounded.

I hurriedly showed a smiling face: "Let's not mention the introduction, what did you just talk about? What event are you going to hold tonight? Endless Martial Arts."

"Yeah, it's almost the beginning of autumn, and there is going to be a bonfire meeting. I heard that this year's reserved program is kicking pots. The Ghost Soldier team will definitely have some fun watching the troops led by Bai Yasha."

I thought with emotion, the game of kicking jars has been played since the time of the barbarians... Sakata Gintoki was still playing this game in the first half of his thirties.Then I thought it was funny again, these guys are really poor.

"Hey, don't just laugh, I'm serious about recommending, do you want it or not?"

"Yes, why don't you!" I nodded vigorously, laying the groundwork for so long, just for his words: "But I don't want to join your army against barbarians. I still want to sell medicine to support my old lady. Introduce me For you White Yasha-sama..."

"Hahaha! What are you thinking about!" The boy laughed loudly, and then patted my head with his hands a few times: "Why would Bai Yasha listen to us?"

I was instantly depressed, holding such a big baby in my hand, it was so difficult to give it to Sakata Yinshi.Suzuki comforted me: "Don't be sad, otherwise, it happens to be my good brother's turn to guard tonight, and the security is not very strict. Then I will bring you in to participate in the bonfire meeting. If you are lucky, say Maybe I can catch a glimpse of Shiraiyasha."

I can't talk, but I can take a look, so I'll settle for the next best thing.I happily handed over the bag of persimmons, and patted him on the shoulder vigorously: "You are really kind, just eat it, don't be polite to me."

"It's only now that you are willing to take it out. You are also a master who does not see rabbits and does not scatter eagles." Suzuki complained that I was not kind, but he picked up a big persimmon and rubbed it on the clothes twice before biting it. eat with the guards.Suzuki ate happily, with yellow orange juice on his mouth, like shit.

"By the way, remember, it's okay to see him, but you can't expose me, and you can't let others see you, or let the adults above know that I let the common people enter the garrison on my own initiative, but I will be punished by the army .”

"Don't worry, I will definitely take care of you. You still don't believe me?"

I know Suzuki's expression: "You really are selling medicine under the pretext of admiring Shiroyasha, so let it go so simple."

I was shocked in my heart, and couldn't help but be deeply impressed by this guard with sharp eyes. This person will definitely do something in the future, and he can see through my fundamental purpose so easily.

"Don't be ridiculous! Every time you mention White Yasha, your eyes will glow green. Even a blind person can see that you admire White Yasha, okay?!"

I silently lowered my head, blushing, and Suzuki was disgusted to death by me.

I don’t know if it’s because of my psychology, but I always felt that the night fell very late that day, so I took the time to go back to Kido’s house. Although I was still wearing men’s clothes, I specially chose a clean and refreshing one, and I washed my hair by the way— —Girls don’t need to wear makeup to meet their sweetheart, but they must wash their hair. Although the chances of meeting Yin Sakata are slim, I still have to be fully prepared.

The sun finally went down under my eager anticipation, and I went out with a small bundle.When I arrived at the appointed place, I saw Suzuki looking furtively here. I hurried over, and he gave me a small package, urging me to change: "This is my old clothes, you should barely be able to wear them. Come on, don't be found out."

I didn't expect this kid to be considerate, I didn't change my clothes again, I just put it on outside, and then urged him to take me in.When Suzuki brought me into the barracks, there were already twos and threes of people with lofty ideals gathered together to chat. There were low tables in the middle of the yard, and on each table were placed one or two small brown porcelain wine bottles and small cups.Their living conditions are much better than I imagined - before I thought these people had to use broken bowls to eat.

...Well, it is too exaggerated to think about it.

After Suzuki brought me in, he was going to continue to stand guard. He could only ask his friend to take his place for a few minutes. Before he left, he repeatedly told me to come out as soon as the banquet was over, and not to make things difficult for him by procrastinating.

Of course I know this, I am not a womanizer who breaks promises just to fall in love, tsk.

Although I have already thought that the chance of meeting Sakata Gintoki is very low, but I still have high expectations for encounters in my heart. Sakata Gintoki has conspicuous silver hair, and it is easy to spot if you pay a little attention.I was originally sitting in the corner, inconspicuous if I didn't speak, but I looked around frequently, which attracted the attention of the little soldiers on the side.

"Hey, I don't think I've seen you before. It's a new face. Did you just join this year?"

It was just a puzzled question that made me tremble with fear. I answered vaguely and hurried away as an excuse to go to the bathroom, for fear of causing unnecessary trouble to Suzuki.Forget it, it's a big deal, wait until the end, when they kick the pot, when Sakata Yinshi participates, they will always meet people.

Probably because I drank too much water just now. After shaking for a long time, I really wanted to go to the toilet. After finding their toilet, I was a little relieved. Fortunately, this toilet is a partition, otherwise I wouldn’t dare to go in casually—— But the men's toilet!

So the question is, should I go to the men's bathroom, or just find a place to pee wild?

... Anyway, I'm a man now.

After urinating without any guilt or shame, I grabbed my trousers and pushed open the toilet door. A cold sword suddenly protruded from the side, and it was right under my chin. I let out a short cry when I was frightened, trembling Look at the person opposite - it's too dark to see anything.

"I don't remember any guy in our army who can obediently go to the toilet to urinate in front of fine wine. How did you get in?" The other party's voice was slightly hoarse, with a gentle tone, but every word smelt bloody. .

They didn't even ask anyone!Are you planning to kill me directly? !I have never heard such a murderous voice, as if it came from hell.I know that my fate is different this time, I can no longer be like the Nine-Life Cat Demon, who can still live after death, and I was so scared that my voice was tinged with panic: "Don't kill me, I'm just a drug seller. ..."

After I finished speaking, I felt embarrassing - thinking about how domineering and sloppy the drug seller in the monster cat was when he said this, unlike me, who is now a fish and a man is a knife.

The person opposite was stunned for a moment, the cold sword tip raised my chin, and the moonlight passed through the clouds, illuminating my face—and at this moment I could see his face clearly.

"It's you?!"

"Fuck!"

The silver hair under the moon looks like a fairy in the middle of the night, isn't it just the person I've been thinking about for so long.Bai Yasha's indifferent brows have not yet completely turned into surprise, halfway into an unnatural twist spreading at the corner of his mouth, he twitched half of his face and retracted the knife, the tip of his tongue panicked, and a thousand words turned into one sentence: "Your pants..."

Only then did I realize that I was held hostage by him before I could tie my belt when I came out of the toilet. Suzuki’s trouser waist was more than one size too big, and half of the trousers were about to hang on the hip bones. I covered my face, and then my pants obeyed the force of gravity, and fell to my feet amid Shiroyasha's frightened scream.

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If I had to trade my character in the first half of my life for such a chance encounter, I would rather die.