[Comprehensive] The best assist

Now I am also a member of Gintama. According to the setting, I should grow up like the men here. No matter how sad I encounter, I should not show it. I drink some stuffy wine and do a few squats. Quietly be a sad and distressing handsome man, as time goes by, it almost passes

Practice in the film and television space.

But I always remember my status as a lady, and I can't drink too much, so I changed drinking and squatting to wailing at the moon.

"Ouch!" I covered the back of my head with a big wooden face that was hit by broom bumps and turned my head. Aunt Kido scolded me louder than my wailing came from the main house.

"Fuck you, don't sleep at night! Howl again and watch my old lady break your leg!"

I sighed and shut my mouth silently, and dragged my heavy body back to Luther's small broken house.

Like a real heroine, I tossed and turned, trying to keep myself from falling asleep with my eyelids open.How can a woman with worries fall asleep as soon as she touches the pillow like a pig? It must be tossing and turning to the east to appear pale, and she sighs before falling asleep in a daze.Luther fell into a daze, and was so noisy that I uttered a few words in his sleep.I suddenly became interested in chatting, and without waking him up, I started chatting with Luther unilaterally.

"During the day, what did Aunt Kido tell you? She kept her secret behind my back. Did she want to find a wife for you?"

"What nonsense!"

I didn’t expect Luther to wake up after I only said a word, and refuted me in a straightforward manner, not at all like a person who just woke up—but maybe he didn’t sleep, after all, this guy is a famous fraudster in the universe, How could it be so easy to sleep peacefully by my side.

"If you hadn't rebutted so fiercely, I might have believed your nonsense."

Usually Luther would tell me the matter when faced with such a high level of aggressive questioning from me, but today he didn’t say any more, and responded with a few vague words, with a bit of embarrassment in his words.Hmm... Maybe it's because I'm going to marry a wife and I'm shy.Thinking of this, I closed my eyes.

"Recently... chaotic..."

I was almost in a daze when I heard Luther's indistinct voice, and I shivered violently and barely opened my eyelids: "What's the mess?"

"The world is chaotic! You fell asleep at the critical moment... Don't run around casually recently..."

I struggled to listen to a few words, and my consciousness slipped into the dark dream again, and I forgot whether I had answered back——If the world is not chaotic, would Sakata Gintoki and the others still need to fight.

After the rain, it was a sunny day. I planted a few herbs dug by Mr. Kido in a flower pot at the corner of the wall. The tender green buds on the top of the leaves were about to be pinched off, so I have been carefully planting them for the past few days Keep an eye on to prevent passing the optimal time for pharmacy.I asked Uncle Kido about the method of making it, and I am going to try it myself.

These herbs grow at the foot of the back mountain and are easy to pick, but they must be carefully processed to become a good hemostatic medicine.The prescription for medicine has been lost for a long time.

This is the so-called "probably" production method.The ancestors of the Kido family also practiced medicine, which seems to be much better than the current bleak situation, but to prevent those ancestral secret recipes from being stolen by others, the prescriptions are passed on by word of mouth.When Uncle Kido and his grandfather's generation were in decline, their medical skills did not drop a lot. Moreover, Kido's grandfather himself did not have the talent to study medicine, and many precious prescriptions were lost.

Although Uncle Kido's father was talented, he didn't have the ability to travel through time and space, let alone died young. This recipe was preserved because the raw materials for making herbal medicine were easily available.

I heard that the [-]% complete medicine powder has the effect of sealing the throat at the sight of blood... Ah bah, the miraculous curative effect of clotting at the sight of blood, from what it means, even a hemorrhage from the artery can directly block the happy fisherman for you.I guess Mr. Kido didn't lie to me about the prescription, otherwise this family wouldn't be so poor.

It's just that the legendary miraculous curative effect has aroused my great interest-hemostasis, which makes me naturally think of a certain protagonist who is beaten by the villain every day and sprayed out by the girl like a blood gun all day long. He tailored it.

So I made an impassioned oath with Uncle Kido to save the long-lost prescription from the torrent of history. Uncle Kido was so angry that his eyes were red, and he showed full support.Then I took this argument and wanted to go to Aunt Ranmuhu, after all, as the hostess of this family, she has more direct decision-making power.Aunt Kido kicked me out all night with a feather duster, showing her firm disapproval.

She didn't believe that as a girl, I would research any prescription, she just thought I was wasting things.Although her thinking has an extremely patriarchal tendency, I also have to admire her foresight - experiments with almost no direction of struggle are just wasteful things.

Aunt Kido always watched me very closely. Ever since she heard that I was going to research "prescriptions in the torrent of history", she wanted to tie me to her waistband. As long as I didn't appear in her sight during the day, she would pick me up. Feather dusters or broom bumps appear in my sight...

But [Harmony] Chairman said that if there are conditions, we must go, and if there are no conditions, we must create conditions.As a time traveler who was born in the new era and grew up under the red flag, I can't shrink back because of feather dusters and broom bumps. My dream is the stars and the sea!So I decided to separate a small area for experiments on the east wall of the room.I can’t do it during the day, but I will do it at night. Aunt Kido doesn’t care about me after the sun goes down. She is very relieved that there are no oil lamps in this house, unless I can do experiments in the dark.

So in the summer, I lit a fire in the house for lighting.Luther said that if I don't take down the fire, he will take me down.

I moved the experiment site and built a test bench with broken bricks at the back of the house. The medicine mortar cutter is usually stuffed under the test bench. , I was able to open the window and jump into the room to pretend to be asleep in the first place.

The road of research is tortuous and difficult. The information left by that prescription is not detailed, but very complicated, because as far as Mr. Kido knows, there are 28 ingredients mixed in the prescription, each of which must be prepared according to the Add the right amount in the correct order, and the spring water used to brew the medicine also needs mountain springs at different times of the day at each stage.

Mountain springs are easy to get, just at the foot of the back mountain. I don’t think there is any difference between the spring water at noon and the spring water in the morning. If the prescription is true and Mr. Kido didn’t lie to me, then there is only one explanation, That is, the organic substances contained in the spring water at noon and in the morning are different, and this organic substance also participates in the chemical reaction in the prescription.

But after so many years, it is impossible for the vegetation and vegetation in the area where the spring flows to remain unchanged, and the humus composition in the spring water may also change. It is really unknown whether this prescription is still effective after being refined.

...I fucking want to choose death.

Forget it, I'd better be patient and experiment.

Ever since I moved out of the house and messed around, Luther hasn't stopped me. It should be said that he basically doesn't care about me now, and occasionally fulfills his obligation as a brother to let me out when he is not asleep.It's just that such an indifferent attitude reminds me of a long time ago, when he was still the system, and the time when he kept me called every day should not be called and the ground was not working... It's not a good memory.

Because I have to stay up late every night, the dark circles on my face are getting thicker, and the effect of the experiment is also obvious.After the medicine powder with blood coagulation effect appeared for the first time, my heart jumped for a long time, and I rushed to the barracks camp with a bottle of medicine powder.The anti-barbarian army seems to have stopped temporarily, and the situation in the army is unknown, at least they will not run around in the near future.

Naturally, I can’t see Sakata Yintoki now, and I just gave the medicine powder to the guard soldier under the banner of selling medicine to make ends meet. At first, he refused to accept it, and rudely kicked me out. Later, I said this bottle was given to him for trial. He reluctantly accepted.

The results of the second experiment came out soon. This medicine is not as expensive as I imagined. In fact, as long as the quantity of one of the medicine powders is increased and the order is reversed, it will have a significant improvement effect.Sure enough, everything is difficult at the beginning, but after a good start, it will be easier to do again.

When I went to the barracks for the second time, the little soldier was still guarding the gate, but this time he gave me a good face: "Your medicinal powder is not bad, it's better than we usually just chew grass on it. What's it called?" name?"

"Ah, my name is... my name is Kido... No, my name is Strawberry." I said nonsense.

"Kido Ichigo?" He raised his eyebrows strangely, but there were some characteristics on that plain face.

However, I actually want to say that my name is Strawberry... Forget it, it’s a good thing I’ve always dressed up as a man, so let’s go with Ichigo. In short, this article is a comprehensive manga, and Kubo won’t bring someone to ask me for copyright fees. .

"You misunderstood, I meant the name of the powder...but this is the first time I know your name. My name is Suzuki."

I blushed expressionlessly at the scene—it’s been a long time since I’ve been so ashamed, so I dropped the medicine bottle and ran out: “I haven’t chosen a name yet, you can do whatever you want! Remember to promote it to me if you use it well.” Give it a go!"

This time I got the medicine money, and then the little soldier mentioned that the medicine powder hurts a bit.

I only know the effect of hemostasis, but I haven’t done much research on whether it hurts or not, because I used animals such as mice and rabbits for experiments before, and I don’t know whether they hurt or not...

I wrote down the ratio and time of the No.19 drug in the test in a small book. I raised the knife with trembling hands and scratched it hard on the back of my hand. The blood gushed out. Sprinkle some of the small bottle of brown medicinal powder on it, and it hurts instantly.I resisted the urge to scream, and stuffed the prepared towel into my mouth. The blood flow rate of the wound was significantly slower than that of the previous experiment, but the pain also increased exponentially.

It's not that I'm stupid, and Luther's refusal to be my experimental subject is purely helpless.In fact, it is also beneficial to try the medicine in person. You can record the feeling and physical reaction of the medicine at any time, which will help to quickly improve the effect of the medicine powder.

"The blood flow slowed down after 30 seconds, and the wound was covered with a film after 2 minutes after removing the powder..." I used my uninjured right hand to record in detail under the ratio of the medicine on this page. In fact, the effect of daily use has already It's pretty good—it's just that the wound is not deep, and it may also be the effect of platelets. If you really suffer some unhealable arterial injury during the battle, the effect is still not enough to look at.

I endured the pain and packed up the test bench. After marking the concentration gradients of various chemicals, I covered the test bench with a piece of tattered straw felt, and then jumped into the room through the window.Staying by the fire most of the night left me sweating and sticky and uncomfortable.I feel like I'm living more and more like a man, and I can stand in the middle of the yard in the middle of the night and take a cold shower.

"Do you think it is necessary to do this?" Luther's voice came faintly from behind, as if carrying the deepest question in my heart.

"Then do you think we should peek at my sister taking a shower?" I held back for a few seconds, then turned around and splashed cold water on his face.

"My god! All the parts on your body are made by me! I think you don't want your claws anymore... Ugh, don't splash it! Be careful! Your left hand is going to get inflamed!!!"

Luther was bouncing away by me, and then Aunt Kido came out with a feather duster and bouncing me back into the house.It is so infuriating, this patriarchal country!