[Comprehensive] The best assist

After hearing what I said, Erwin was in a state of sleepwalking. In fact, I was also a little sleepwalking. Why did I say it out of my mouth?

I was annoyed for a while, and I could only comfort myself that I was an honest person who was not used to lying, and it wasn't Hisoka, whoever opened his mouth would tell a lie.What do you say that I said that I came from the future is false?That's not true. From the perspective of technological level, this place is definitely beyond the backward level.It's from the future, yes, but it's not the future of a world.

But what can be done now, what's the use of this kind of suicidal self-comfort, and I can't change my mind and tell Erwin that "what I just said doesn't count".

I can't make up a reasonable source of that information in a short time, let alone make up something else so that Erwin can pretend that he didn't hear it, so I have to follow the nonsense just now and continue to make up: "Head, you don't believe it?" It is also normal, this kind of supernatural phenomenon... Cough, I come from 5000 years ago, when technology was much more advanced than now, people made time and space machines, I was sent to this era with a mission, just ...Investigate the local customs and customs, and the reasons for the sudden disappearance of some ancient civilizations."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Why do I feel so embarrassed that I'm going to die after telling the reason for this second grade!My whole body hurts!

I forced myself to look up at Erwin, who continued to sleepwalk.

"...After I came here, I finally understood. It turns out that there are giants here, which is simply unimaginable. But after seeing them today, I realized why they did not leave traces after 5000 years. Giants are creatures that become bones after death Due to the evaporation of steam, fossils cannot be formed at all, so... ahem, leader, I know what I said is a bit scary, but that information is true."

After hearing what I said, Erwin was silent for a long time. He didn't ask me until the new scouts outside the window were quiet, "Why do you trust me?"

"It's the Trust Survey Corps."

"Other people, it doesn't matter if you think you are a hero or you waste their taxes in vain, but the survey corps I saw really gave their hearts to mankind. No one would be so bored as to fight for the name of a hero." .”

I looked at Erwin seriously and saluted him: "History books cannot be tested. All I can do is to record everything I see. I only believe that what I see with my eyes is the truth. I learned from that Time has come, but now, if you don't work hard, you can't reach that future, and I am willing to be a member of the Survey Corps, to fight for the free and peaceful world in 5000 years, and to dedicate my heart to the future of mankind!"

Erwin stood up from his office chair and gave me a solemn military salute: "I have received your determination. Welcome to the Survey Corps, William Jobs."

At that time, I felt that I was a fool when I was fooling Erwin, and I was wilted when I left the head's office.

After compiling so much, sacrificing decades of brain cells and still breaking out in a cold sweat, it may not be what will happen in the future, and the data may not be of great use, no matter how good or advanced the technology is, it cannot be produced It is equivalent to no good.I comforted myself bitterly—don't care about the result, we were passionate.

I didn't expect me, I still have the demeanor of the protagonist of a young man.

As soon as he entered the dormitory yard, he saw Sakata Yin. He was shaking his washed undershirt and hanging it on the clothesline. He was wearing nothing on his upper body, showing off his shirtless arms in the open air.I took off the three-dimensional mobile device and gave him a white look. It was too dark for him to see clearly.

"Nini, you didn't touch my underwear, did you?"

"What are you fantasizing about? Of course I washed my underwear myself."

Yinshi Sakata squatted on the floor to continue washing after drying one piece, I silently walked over and lay on his back, Yinshi Sakata just froze for a moment and let me do whatever I wanted.

I stared intently at a clump of small black weeds in the corner of the yard and sighed: "Nini, if a man who is not the heroine knows the heroine's biggest secret, do you think something bad will happen?"

"If it's a secret like being pregnant and having an abortion, it's usually BE."

"Hey! You can't even tell your own mother about that kind of thing!"

Sakata Gintoki shook his underwear and dumped water all over his body. I felt disgusted and wiped the water on his back: "What if it's something like 'the heroine is from the future'?"

"If it's a Korean drama, even things like 'the hero is from an alien planet' can be HE."

"What are you talking about..."

"I'm talking about you from the stars."

Sakata Gintoki walked up and down effortlessly with my back on his back, and I just lay on top of him and swayed back and forth like boneless.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing, and climbed up on him again: "It's great, it's exhausting to get along with serious people, Captain Erwin is so good, even seeing his face I can't breathe, I can't do without Nini's complaints all day, it's like a fish out of water, and it will dry up immediately."

He immediately complained to me mercilessly: "You are right, are you actually a giant salamander, right? The amphibious kind."

"..."

Baby, your sister, it's rare for someone to frankly express their dependence on you, okay?I continued my efforts and threw my whole body on Sakata Yinshi's back, with my arms around his neck and hugged him tightly. Sakata Yinshi reacted right now, he threw away his underwear and grabbed my elbow and was about to pull me When I got down, I didn't know which tendon was cramped. I bit his earlobe and licked it mysteriously, and then blew into that black hole.

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——What are you doing, me!

After doing this, I was frightened by myself, with a bang from my neck to the top of my head. Fortunately, it was completely dark, and Sakata Gintoki still had his back to me, otherwise I would have just burrowed into the ground. Is it normal?Isn't it normal to come back from Erwin!Although, although in the past (continuing until now), I also had some unexplainable feelings for Sakata Gintoki, but I used to hide it well, at most I would rub it when he was small, how is it today? Yes!

Sakata Gintoki stopped the movements of his hands, and quietly knelt on the ground with one knee, and I hung behind his back. The two of us maintained this weird posture for a long time without speaking.

He suddenly grabbed my wrist, and the voice came from the front muffledly: "What's wrong? Did you [beep] again, do you want Ah Yin to help you solve it?"

I silently lowered my head, and waved my hands back: "Say, what are you talking about! Last time I was harmonized by 123's romance, who wants to do it again...Ah!!!"

Before I finished speaking, I was pulled up by a strong force. Gintoki Sakata grabbed my wrist and pressed it against the pool. He looked down at me from above, and stretched five fingers to pinch my chin. I could look right into his eyes.It was very late, I couldn't see Sakata Gintoki's expression clearly, but I could see his blood-red shining eyes.

"Then... what do you mean?" There was no emotion in his voice, but what he said seemed to be apologizing. I thought of the expression on the corners of Sakata Yinshi's lips at this time, and I was almost scared to pee.

"Are you kidding me?"

"QAQ I'm sorry, I will never... never do that again! Ugh!"

Sakata Gintoki seemed dissatisfied with my answer, he pushed my chin up again, I could feel Sakata Gintoki's face next to my ear, the heat that could not be ignored came from the pinna , making people subconsciously want to tremble.He loosened his grip on my jaw, his fingers touched my lips, his chest pressed against mine, his knee squeezed between my legs...

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Then Sakata Yinshi's movements froze, he let go of his hand silently, and I fell into the pool without holding on. Before Sakata Yinshi was washing clothes, half of the pool was filled with water, and my entire upper body was submerged in the water.Sakata Gintoki still has a conscience. After the initial conditioned reflex formed subconsciously, he reacted and grabbed my shoulders to pull me out of the water.

I covered my face and took a deep breath to recover. The weather remained hot and dry in midsummer. Rolling in the cold water was not uncomfortable, but the moment of suffocation in the water was fatal.I don't know what to say, this body is too sensitive or reacts too strongly to Sakata Gintoki's touch, the feeling of suffocation from being buried in deep water just now and the refreshment of finally getting oxygen actually made "him"... slippery.

That's right!It's him"!I firmly refuse to admit that this embarrassing body is my own!

"You said it was a giant salamander, but you actually choked on it?" Sakata Gintoki raised his hand to touch my face, and rubbed his rough fingertips on my eyelids a few times.

His voice was annoyed, and he didn't put down his face to say he was sorry - and I certainly didn't need to.It wasn't until he withdrew his hand that I came back to my senses.

"That... I, I'm going to the bathroom!"

I didn't care about Sakata Gintoki's reaction, so I decisively used the excuse of urinating.I ran far away from the dormitory before I stopped, hugged a tree and panted heavily, my clothes were still wet, I subconsciously curled my fingers, the fingertips almost pierced into the bark, relying on this slight pain to heal my physical deficiency Oxygen also calmed down the embarrassment caused by the weird atmosphere just now.

I still understand why Sakata Gintoki stopped halfway, he encountered that... the same place as him, the male god still can't accept a man's body... poof.

I leaned on the tree trunk and sat on the ground, and suddenly felt that he was a little funny before, so I buried my face on my knees and laughed, and then my face suddenly became hot again.I have never seriously considered the delicate atmosphere with Sakata Gintoki. It is not that I am slow, but I subconsciously avoided it because of shyness. Now I recall a series of performances including the time on Meteor Street, which can explain the problem.

That inclination, almost imperceptible, no doubt delighted me.

But what is the connection between me and Sakata Gintoki?No matter what the origin, what he remembers is "I", not "Bina" or "William", nor the possible A, B, C Ding in the future.

I couldn't help lying on the grass with my knees in my arms and rolling around like spring. Suddenly, I thought that people in this woods often come to defecate and get up silently. I hugged the tree and opened the Nantianmen. Fat—Men are convenient, not only can go to the toilet anytime and anywhere, not only can they urinate without using toilet paper, but they can even solve it by themselves when they suddenly urge.

"It's really nice to be in the middle of the night."

Just when I was about to pack up and leave the woods, a few people suddenly came out from behind another tree. It was an unfamiliar voice, and the blurred silhouette was far above me.

——The visitor is not good.

——Oops, I forgot to bring the three-dimensional mobile device!

The author has something to say: It's time to develop a relationship line or something. . . .