[Comprehensive] The best assist

The Survey Corps will come tomorrow to persuade you to join.

After getting such news, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. The system finally came to me that night. His voice sounded much more energetic than the last "meeting". Awesome guy...cut.

"Cut your head off." Mr. System's indifferent voice sounded in my mind, but it was much calmer than before.

"The thing I said last time... Our general direction seems to be not correct. At first I thought that the biggest obstacles in this world were those giants, but now it seems that is not the case. A few days ago, I detailed I have studied the comics of giants, although it is still being serialized, but the overall world view has been formed, I am here to tell you today..."

"Wait, compared to that," I interrupted the system and solemnly stretched out a finger: "Is your complaint today a little too weak?"

"what?"

"'Cutting your head' is such a low-level complaint, and it is said in a declarative tone, don't you think it will be boring? You have been setting up like a new baji from the very beginning, the kind that even if you pretend to be stupid You will be fooled by the people around you with even more stupid behaviors, and you will eventually be forced to complain about the character! If you don’t complain, what is the meaning of your existence?!”

"Give me a good time to complain, and say energetically, 'The male lead is Gintoki Sakata!!!', that's it."

"You are so tall!!!" The system roared unbearably: "I'm talking about serious things, please be serious!"

"Oh! Seeing that you are so energetic, I can cheer up and work!"

The system gentleman was silent for a while, and sighed helplessly: "Don't worry about me, it was just too much energy consumption before... But you listen to me carefully, nuclear weapons can no longer solve the main contradiction in this world, I want to take a bite Eating a fat man really won't work..."

"I said..." I cut my nose and interrupted him again: "I just said that there are some problems, you are the system yourself, why are you still acting like you want to explore and make progress together with me? Manga to make a plan..."

"Uh... blah, blah blah! I'm a system that's still being upgraded! Of course I have to change and choose the optimal solution when upgrading!"

"Okay, okay, then what do you want to tell me. From pure massacre to political struggle? I don't have that kind of smart brain, can you cheat on people's IQ? Let me borrow Einstein's Brain, let me take the college entrance examination again when I go back, and directly enter Tsinghua University for undergraduate and master studies?!"

"Why are you so excited... Without that kind of cheating, you will be at the level of Lanxiang Technical School for the rest of your life." The system gradually revealed its figure from the darkness, and I saw that his pale and transparent appearance had indeed improved. After a lot, I felt relieved.

"It is said to be a political struggle, but you don't need to participate in it at all. Before stealing...cough, there are gun pictures in the information I gave you. I took the time to assemble them. You have to hand them over to them at the same time. You must keep the survey corps. .”

"... There are so many awesome people in the survey corps, how can I help you?" I sat cross-legged on the ground and looked at him with a stiff face.

"Ah! Do you want to see the progress of your body now?!"

Then he ignored my reaction at all, and a jar filled with green liquid emerged in the darkness, with a complete human face soaked in it, and a few broken limbs scattered around...

……

……

Nima looks even scarier than before with just a face!It looks like it was chewed by a giant!

I couldn't help twitching my eyebrows, and turned my head forbearance: "Okay, I understand, isn't it just to hand over the materials, I will try my best."

"It's not handing over information! It's assisting in the development!" The system roared: "It's useless if their technical level is not up to par."

I was pestered by the idiot system for a long time, and after promising that I would try my best, he finally let me go.As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Sakata Ginshi's big face very close, one of his paws was pressing on my chest, and his ear was still attached to his heart as if he was listening carefully.

Facing his dead fish eyes, I couldn't help but twitched the corners of my mouth, showing a wicked smile: "What's the matter, Nini, don't take advantage of this while others are sleeping, but if you want to take advantage Just open your mouth, if it were you, I would make myself into a male body and put it in front of you."

"It's embarrassing to speak up about this kind of thing directly... No, why did you become strange after sleeping, are you Sensui Shinobi?" Sakata Gintoki straightened up, his face remained unchanged, and he pointed his thumb out of the window. Bi: "Get up quickly when you wake up. The Survey Corps is giving a persuasive speech. If you miss it, you don't know how long you will have to wait."

"Hey? Doesn't it mean that it will be done in a genius? Why are you here now? I'm not ready yet." I lifted the quilt and put on my coat, and a soreness and pain hit my back: "I've done too much physical work these days. Oh, it really doesn't work, it's like I'm falling apart..."

"It's tomorrow, but you've slept all day, and now it's 'tomorrow'."

"I've been asleep for so long?!"

"Of course, I can't wake you up no matter how you scream. If Ah Yin hadn't told Shi Bishi that you had a cold and your tonsils were inflamed and you couldn't contain anything, you wouldn't be able to fool me. Really... lying makes my heart not young anymore, I can’t get back the feeling of breaking my mother’s beloved vase dokidoki when I was a child, how will you compensate me.”

"You can look for the feeling of being shy when you were rewarded with a little red flower by the teacher when you were young, narcissist Nini! If you can't get into this kind of dirty joke, you can say it." I tried a few times and still couldn't Sitting back unsteadily: "Sleeping for so long... No way, why is this rhythm a bit like a TV series where the heroine's terminal illness leads to BE? Am I suffering from bone marrow cancer?"

"That kind of aristocratic disease is not something a poor girl like you can get. Don't think about it. But you did lose consciousness before, no heartbeat, no breathing, as if you were dead."

Sakata Gintoki raised his hand and touched my head: "Also, before... in the underground mall, this kind of situation also happened. You won't be asked by the system for training again."

"...Unfortunately, you are right. Leaving the soul will cause the body to go into short-term shock. It has happened before. Fortunately, you are watching, otherwise I will be put into the cremator."

It turns out that being called by the system once is equivalent to dying once. The last time I saw God frequently on Meteor Street was because of repeated failures in opening the fine pores.

The speech of the Survey Corps was given by Commander Erwin himself. Gintoki Sakata and I were at the end of the team watching the blond uncle on the stage counting the death rate of the Survey Corps in those years, feeling a little complicated.Captain Erwin is definitely different from people like me. He didn't say it because he was afraid of taking human lives, but because he didn't want these people to regret it.

As expected of Captain Erwin, he looks super handsome...more interesting than looking through the screen. The bulging muscles under the clothes are very good, and the deep eyes and high nose are also good. Sure enough, the man is very handsome with his forehead exposed. The hairstyle with the big back is also super masculine...

"What are you talking about, I always feel disgusting, hey," Sakata Gintoki slapped me in distaste: "Don't be an inappropriate nympho, I want to see my muscles and I'll show you enough when I go home."

"What! Did I say it!" I covered my mouth in horror and my face turned red—it was too bad, calling other men handsome in front of the male god... I scratched my head embarrassedly and grabbed Sakata Yin Shi's sleeve murmured softly: "Of course Nini is the most handsome, and...how can others be compared with Nini."

Let's break out!My femininity!

Although I am now a man!But please be sure to see the essence through the phenomenon, Yinshi Nini!

Sakata Gintoki held his arms and felt even more disgusted: "It's really disgusting for you to act cute with this face on your face! Have you figured out how to talk to them?"

"Not yet... Otherwise, I will go to Captain Erwin to talk about life in private later?"

It’s just that the plan can’t keep up with the rapid changes. The system just reminded me that the ranks of the survey corps are also very strict. I had no choice but to finish after Erwin said, “If you know this and want to stay, please stand still, and the others will disband.” After everyone else disbanded, they raised their right hands: "Leader! I have a situation to respond to."

Erwin gave me a strange look, and I suddenly realized that my way of speaking as a primary school student seemed not suitable for the current situation, so I had to salute him solemnly: "I am a recruit of the 104th class, and my name is William Jobs. Report the situation to the leader!"

Then I was taken away by Erwin.

I am used to Sakata Gintoki being by my side, now I feel empty around me when I go to a strange place alone, I turned my head to look at Sakata Gintoki, the latter looked back at me with dead fish eyes, and followed the others calmly up. ┭┮﹏┭┮ is really a heartless guy, don't you worry about being secretly clicked if I speak carelessly!

Erwin sat behind his desk, and I stood in front of him with a straight military posture.The head of the group seems to be a very serious person, probably the most unbearable thing is my kind of funny and funny little expert, I am trying to pinch my face into a serious look while speculating.

"Jobs, if you have anything to say, feel free to say it."

I glanced at the two soldiers standing behind him, with a look of hesitation on my face. I still feel that I want to talk to Erwin alone about this matter.

"You two go out first."

"Captain?"

"What's a recruit to care about, and he's now a member of the Survey Corps, sworn to give his heart to humanity. Right, Jobs."

"Yes, Captain!"

After Irwin and I were the only ones left in the room, I handed him the information sorted out by the system. Irwin's head would definitely not be bad if he could be the head of the regiment. After reading the first information, his expression Then he became serious, and the shadow on his face deepened.

...like a horror movie.

Erwin gently placed the information on the table, and pressed his slender index finger on it: "Jobs, do you know what this means to the Survey Corps...no, to the entire human race."

"Uh... the Industrial Revolution." I scratched the curly hair on the back of my head and lowered my head uncomfortably, I am not used to this kind of occasion: "However, some technologies are still difficult to achieve under the current situation, Commander-in-Chief Don't be too optimistic..."

Erwin probably has never seen someone as straightforward as me, he was shocked by me, and he asked after a long time: "Where did you get this information?"

...Fuck, I haven't thought about such a profound question!Family inheritance?No, the survey corps searched up Jobs for three generations and found out that he is playing with mobile phones. Then maybe they will find out my old background, so why don't I just burp!Or was it picked up by accident?It's a lie...

I thought about it for a long time and couldn't figure it out, and my forehead was sweating.At this moment, Erwin suddenly looked at me with a special Kuroro expression: "Jobs, do you want to call your brother to ask together?"

"No! Actually, I came from the future!"

The words blurted out and I covered my face.