[Comprehensive] The best assist

In this way, three years have passed.

Time is like water, life is like a song, and in a blink of an eye I have grown into a handsome man with eight-pack abs.

……That is impossible.But I have really grown into a beautiful man who can't go to the toilet and just pinches his indescribable parts and screams from head to tail, gratifying.

"You stupid!!!!!!!!!"

The rude voice of the system sounded in my mind, which startled me a lot.

"Ah, long time no see. It's been three years. You haven't heard from me. I thought you were dead."

I was hanging upside down on the horizontal bar, trying to bring back the legs that were sagging under the horizontal bar with the help of Sakata Gintoki, which I heard would help strengthen the abdominal muscles.Sakata Gintoki is probably used to me muttering to myself, calmly grabbing my feet and doing the "raise-lower" movement in a cycle.

When I couldn’t connect with the system at first, I panicked for a while, but thinking about it, it’s not a very reliable system, so I just took it as if he gave me a three-year vacation. I feel that the system knew it in advance. My plan disappeared after giving me the information. I didn't expect him to trust me so much.

"Long time no see! I'd rather not see you in the future, okay? It's really worthless. I gave you such a good thing. I thought I could see a thriving scene after I disappeared for three years and came back. Who would have thought that not only did you not change the world at all, but you are still the same as before!" The system roared angrily: "Did you only care about flirting with Yinshi Sakata for the past three years! Teng Take some time to exercise your body and you will die!"

What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

"But... I haven't met the soldier commander yet. Didn't I wait three years to find him before I can hand over the things to him... And I'm not without success. You see, my merit index has increased a lot. It’s not like you’re standing still, why are you scolding me like that.”

I go every day to fill up the training regiment's granary, and it's a real pleasure to do good deeds.But this situation did not last for a few days. The people in the kitchen quickly discovered this strange phenomenon and reported it to the superiors in time. I was flustered for a while at first, but later I felt that this was a good thing for me.

If this incident becomes a big issue, we will have to go to the top, maybe it will alarm the investigation corps, if this is the case, maybe Levi will be sent to take care of this matter, I won't have to stay in the training corps for three years!As long as there is a chance to meet him, then everything else is easy to talk about.

However, the subsequent development was not as I predicted. The news of strange things happening in the training corps really alarmed the big shots. Within a few days, a few soldiers in uniform came and called us to the playground.It's just that the logo on their backs and chests is not a pair of wings, but a horse's head with horns.

The king's unicorn is the Gendarmerie.

The recruits of the training corps usually see the most important officer is the instructor, but this time it is the Central Gendarmerie. Seeing the excited expressions of the comrades around, I feel that things are going to be bad—Gendarmerie The members of the regiment are too majestic, and they won't let the plot reverse in the future. For example, among the top ten in the 104th issue, there are one or two blind people who fell in love with the Gendarmerie and did not join the Survey Corps in the end...

Sure enough, after the Central Gendarmerie left, the system kept beeping, and I was severely deducted [-] points before the calculation was over.

I suddenly felt like I was running wildly in my heart-the points after I came here didn't reach thousands, okay!Actually deducted a thousand points from me!Isn't this asking me to die!After that, Sakata Gintoki and I lived a life of eating pancakes and fruits every day. I was unable to continue to provide sweet potatoes to the training corps, let alone provide Sakata Gintoki with strawberry milk, which caused him to be weaned the next day.

During the time when I had earned enough points, Sakata Gintoki has always maintained a ten-centimeter posture. Can you imagine the hardships involved, being killed by the instructor, by Lingmei, by Elaine, by the little angel Alan... …I was repeatedly comforted or threatened by various people to reveal the whereabouts of Sakata Gintoki. Can I tell them that Sakata Gintoki is hidden in my trouser pocket? !

After finally overcoming the difficulties, Sakata Gintoki was almost pulled out by the instructor who must kill him and shot him.So from then on, I never dared to throw sweet potatoes into the granary.

"Idiot!!! Idiot!!! Why did I choose you, an idiot!!!"

My head hurt from the roar of the system, and I accidentally fell off the horizontal bar, hitting Sakata Yinshi on the top of his head.

Sakata Gintoki got up from the ground with a "fuck" sound, and gave me a clean bang: "They said that there is no need to train anymore, you don't have that talent in the first place."

"Didn't it be fine just now, it's all to blame..." I tapped my head pointingly: "I don't know what's wrong with this guy, his fried hair looks like a sea urchin."

"You are the sea urchin, your whole family is!"

"Stop scolding me all the time, okay? I didn't ask you. I haven't been here all these years. Where have you been? I'm not worried about your comfort. I'm just afraid that you will leave me and run away." What did you say to me? Exchanging the body, not signing a contract or anything, there is no guarantee at all, I have nothing to do... I am afraid that when the time comes, Sakata Yinshi will not be able to return to the original world.

Fortunately, the merit points are still running well, which makes me feel a little comforted.

"It took too much energy to get the materials last time, so of course we need to take a rest." He said that his voice became angry again: "I have worked so hard to get the materials, you put them as fucking waste paper now!"

"Hey, you are parasitic in other people's heads, so be more polite. Every time you train Strawberry, you will train her like a grandson. Ah Yin disappeared for two days and was almost killed. He was dragged out and shot. Strawberry ran to find Levi's words Maybe it's a corpse now!" Sakata Yinshi grabbed me, strangled my neck, and began to hit me on the head: "I really can't stand it, I'm quarreling with you to death! Otherwise, before the quarrel, I'd better cut off the contact with Ah Yin. ?!"

"It hurts, hurts, hurts, my head is about to fall off! Actually, your focus is on the last sentence!" I covered my head and struggled: "Quickly let go, you won't be able to hit him, but I'm going to be beaten to death by you! "

"Stop messing with you two! The top priority is to let the survey corps get this information. Apart from the atomic bomb, there are many more practical information in it. Apart from replenishing energy this time, I found that our general direction is also wrong," he sighed Tone: "But fortunately, you didn't give them these materials. I'll give you another one tonight, and I'll explain it to you later."

After the system finished speaking, it fell silent. He always came and went without a trace, and said things without beginning or end. I was very tired.

"Jobs! Recruits are called to strengthen the fixed guns on the wall, hurry up and assemble!"

Because people here regard me and Sakata Gintoki as brothers, and we are often together, and those who are not familiar with us call us Jobs (suddenly regret using this surname).The two of us looked at each other and ran over in a hurry—it takes a thousand days to raise a soldier, and finally this day has come.