[Comprehensive] The best assist

"What are you doing sitting on the ground?"

I heard the sound bouncing off the ground reflexively, and the instigator looked at me innocently with his dark eyes.To say that in this world of giants, black hair and black eyes are rare, and most of them are brown or brown, which may have something to do with the fact that the blood here is all hybrids.

"Uh, Mr. Zheng?"

What attracted me was not the color of Zheng's hair and eyes, nor was it that I first wondered why Zheng, who had met me once, would take the initiative to greet me.I clearly saw a...strange humanoid pet crawling across his shoulder - ten centimeters in size, with a sticky beanbag-like face and black hair on top of its head.

The reason why it is called a pet is because the shape of that little bean is obviously different from that of Sakata Gintoki. It is a complete Q version, with stubby limbs, like a rag doll.I froze in a very rude manner, staring at the little Douding entangled on his neck with my mouth wide open—what kind of thing is this!

Zheng was also taken aback. He took Xiaodouding with one finger and let it crawl on the back of his hand. When he spoke to me again, his voice became much lower: "Can you see Xiao Tianshu?"

"Little Tianshu?" I still couldn't accept this supernatural phenomenon, and pointed to the soft white lump on his hand and asked: "What the hell is this? I know there are giants, but I haven't seen such a giant before." something."

Could it be that he also brought the male god through?It's too similar to Sakata Gintoki's reduced state!

"A big man, but with peach blossoms on his face, looking forward to being romantic and affectionate. Not only does he not have the dignified manner of a gentleman, but he has a pair of seductive eyes, and he is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Junjun, stay away from him."

Before Zheng could open his mouth, that little Douding took the lead and crackled. I blinked and thought about his rhetoric—it seemed like he was praising me.Bah, that's not the point, the point is that I finally know who was speaking at the joining ceremony that day, it must be this little guy!He is the one who complained about his short-lived ghost after meeting the instructor who will kill him!

"I knew I didn't hear hallucinations that day, and someone was talking." I moved my face in surprise: "But what kind of creature is this?"

"His name is Tianshu, and it is rare to meet someone who can see it."

Zheng generously handed the little guy to me, and I caught it in a hurry.Seeing his indifference, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion—this is the way a good man handles things. When Sakata Yinshi was young, I wished I could hide him in my crotch every day so that no one could see him. He is not afraid that I will crush his pet to death.

Uh... By the way, this thing was called the boy "Junjun" just now, so could it be that his name is "Zhengjun"?

"Woooooo, I don't want him to hug me, Junjun—"

I didn't say a word, Xiao Douding stretched out his short arms and threw himself into Zheng's arms, kicking my fingers in disgust.Reflexively, I grabbed his legs and tickled them—this kind of punishment has been done to Sakata Gintoki many times, and I have already formed a conditioned reflex.

Little Douding was rolling around in my palm, laughing uncontrollably. I realized that his master was still standing aside, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so I returned him: "I just think he is cute, just tease him casually, casually." tease..."

"By the way, what were you doing sitting on the ground before? Aren't you afraid of being punished by the instructor?"

"...Thinking about life, let's not talk about that, do you have anything to do with me? I haven't thanked you for helping me out before, and I will treat you to a big meal another day?" The impression Zheng gave me before was extremely attractive, but now he uses Talking to me in such a serious and gentle tone made me laugh.

The other party raised his eyebrows noncommittally when he heard my words, and stuffed the "Book of Heaven" into his coat pocket without fear of it falling out: "I just saw that you are very fast, so I want to learn martial arts with you."

"I don't have any martial arts at all, okay?" I was shocked: "I just run faster, it's not worth mentioning!"

I actually have a little idea about Zheng’s identity—his painting style is different from mine...

It should be said that it is different from this world, it must have been crossed over.But his difference is not the same as that of Sakata Gintoki, the whole person of Zheng is not in the style of Japanese manga at all.

……

……

What am I talking about.

No matter what I'm talking about, in short, Zheng is definitely a character, and I can't afford to mess with assholes like me.

"You're welcome, come on, William. You can attack now." He put on a good posture, with one hand clenched in front of his chest, and the expression on his face was also indifferent, as if he was not talking about a challenge at all.

"Attack, attack or something..." I can't!

"If you don't come over, then I will go over."

After he finished speaking, he swooped over, leaving only an afterimage. I squatted on the ground reflexively, and a strand of golden hair floated from the top of my head-fuck, this is not the level of sparring at all, it is necessary My life!Did I offend him, was he angry because I played with his little bible? !

I was about to cry in fright, and ran far away: "Wait, wait a minute, Zhengjun!"

"Actually, it's not bad to be called Zhengjun according to the rules here, but I'm still used to being called Junzheng. William, can you just call me Zhengjun?"

While chatting like this, Jun Zheng punched me on the bridge of the nose again.

I dodged in a hurry, and was hit by his fist. I waved my hands and nodded: "Okay, okay, whatever you say, I will call you Zheng from now on, don't hit me again! I admit defeat, okay?" !"

"William, you are very fast, don't always beg for mercy. I think you are still very good."

"Wow! No, I really can't do it!"

……

Going back and forth like this for more than two hours, I was disarmed by Junzheng more than ten times. I was exhausted and Junzheng’s fists made me extremely tired physically and mentally. In the end, he fell over my shoulder and fell to the ground—— Unceremoniously fell headfirst.

From the gap between my legs, I happened to see Alan on the opposite side being thrown to the ground by the little blond girl named Ani in the same posture as me, and my mind was a little more balanced.

"Haha! I'll pull you up." Junzheng smiled and stretched out his hand to me: "The place where William hit you just now is quite painful. You should have learned a little bit of self-defense by now."

Now I feel uncomfortable looking at his friendly, indifferent, dignified, generous, smiling face. I don't know if he has learned self-defense, but I have learned the point of "you can't judge by appearance".I just kept lying on the ground in that indecent position and shook my head frantically: "I've grown up here, don't let me get up if there are knives in the sky."

Junzheng squatted down next to me in distress: "You are very talented in fighting. I think your body is very flexible and you are extremely fast. If you train more, you will be very powerful. This world is not safe. If you don't practice well If you do, you may die.”

You have folded me like a quilt, how can I not be flexible?

I silently took my feet off the top of my head and turned into a normal sitting posture. After panting for a long time, I asked him: "Zheng, that... I don't think you look like someone who can't eat, why did you come to join the training regiment? Do you just want to kill giants?"

"You and I are on the same path, why do you still ask?" Zheng Fan asked me: "You also have that system, right? I kill giants for the same reason as you, just like hunters hunt wild animals in exchange for money. I Hunting giants is just to get what you need."

I was taken aback, there was so much information, I was a little overwhelmed.When I heard him say that he was a hunter and they were the prey, I thought it was just a pretentious statement, but I didn't expect that he really came to hunt!

"Then I won't ask. But we have to stay in the training corps for three years. Isn't the waiting time too long?" I accidentally entered the den of thieves.

"But the training regiment will teach how to hunt giants, and they have weapons." Zheng stood up: "It's time for the next training."

Zheng probably regards me as the type who completes tasks by hunting giants, and I don't bother to explain—but is it really good to just say the things about the system like this?

"What are you still hesitating about?"

"Uh...no," I scratched my head uncomfortably: "Well, Zheng... I still want to say something, although it is said that you must not have the heart to harm others, but you must have the heart to guard against others, don't be careless in the future Talk about having a system, after all, there is a category..."

There is a type of guy who regards fellow travelers as enemies, but it is hard to guard against.

Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then showed a rare smile: "I know, thank you very much."

At the end of this day, I fully realized that it is not easy to be a soldier. If I had to choose again, I would definitely not choose to be a soldier. I would go to the gate of Trost and wait for Levi to pass by.Fortunately, this body has good balance, and he got a good grade in the class of learning to use the three-dimensional mobile device.

Seeing that Alan was hanging on it and couldn't even stand upright, I could only give him a sympathetic look, and then went back to the dormitory to sleep.

I was so exhausted this day, my back was sore and my legs were cramping. As soon as I entered the dormitory, I fell on the bed and didn't want to get up, and I didn't want to eat.

At this time, Sakata Gintoki walked in from outside the house, stood beside my bed and looked down at me condescendingly: "You're having a good day today."

I pursed my mouth and opened my eyes. He was standing with his back to the window. I couldn’t see his expression clearly against the light, so I had to sit up: “I’m tired today, okay, and I’m still being chased and beaten. Look at me. s face--"

"Oh my god, isn't it just right for you to shake your mind, to happily run around behind others all day long..."

"You're not the same yourself, you're shaking with joy, you won't feel tired after shaking for two or three hours in a row!" I angrily pointed at Yinshi Sakata and screamed: "Is it because I ran behind others, He was the one chasing me! Do you think the master wants to be chased and beaten by him! You are the one who follows the girl who is so beautiful that you think your real surname is Jobs!"

"If it's a beauty, let alone two or three hours, it's no problem for me to shake Ah Yin for two or three days in a row—ahh!"

Sakata Gintoki's shameless behavior finally got his retribution. He couldn't last a whole day with a bottle of strawberry milk, let alone a whole day full of high-intensity training. He shrank from 1.77m to 0.1m while talking , I still kept that angry expression and glared at him, and then he suddenly disappeared into the pile of clothes and turned into that sticky beanbag face.

"Hahahahaha! Let you brag, Feng Da is flashing his tongue hahahaha!" I was rolling on the ground laughing——but then I was afraid, fortunately he became like this in the dormitory, in case The consequences of suddenly shrinking during training on the playground are simply unimaginable.

I pulled the displeased Gintoki Sakata out of the pile of clothes. Since he had changed his original kimono before, now he was wearing only a pair of boxer briefs. Although his muscles are still beautiful, after shrinking But it looks white and tender.

"Yin Shi-jun, don't always put on an angry expression, you look pretty good, at least you won't let me mistake you for Xiaoqiang, hahahaha!"

"You can save yourself, now those who can stand up to Xiaoqiang are rich and well-off families, and poor people like us go around, and you can't even invite them." Sakata Gintoki grabbed a corner of his uniform Covering himself with a sullen face: "Don't go get Ah Yin's clothes, believe it or not, you will never see Xiaoqiang in your life!"

"I really want to never see Xiaoqiang in my life, okay?"

It was night, the moon was bright and the wind was clear, and Yinshi Sakata and I lay on the bed and ate a piece of chicken wing tip.

I mustered up my courage: "I am not good today, and I will never forget to wake you up in the future."

Sakata Gintoki was silent, and I was feeling embarrassed, wondering if I should continue to say something to clear up the misunderstanding, when I suddenly heard a burst of snoring coming from him.

...when I didn't say anything.