[Comprehensive] The best assist

I decided to take Sakata Gintoki to a safe place to settle down, but the surrounding area looks quite deserted, how can I find a house to live in?

"Gintoki-kun, we are homeless now." I stood in the middle of a wasteland and turned my head and said to Sakata Gintoki who was pretending to be a key chain hanging on my waistband.

Since he knew I was a man, he refused to have physical contact with me. I think he was scared by the last woman who entered Otome mode and robbed me of my body. You said last time it was a woman anyway. One is that the man who has entered the BL game mode occupies my body, so what if I want to kiss him again?

Ah ha ha ha, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!It makes me laugh just thinking about it.

"Ah yes... You fucking just snickered, didn't you! You still have the face to smile! Ah Yin, I didn't even laugh at you for being a man or a woman now, what are you laughing at!" Sakata Yintoki wandered over from the side He kicked me on the waist and roared: "Put down the orchid fingers! Legs spread apart! Who told you to walk with legs together! Isn't it uncomfortable to squeeze in the middle? Don't lose face!"

I think my face must have turned livid, silently put down the hand covering my mouth, spread my legs and walked to a secluded place like a man.

In fact, this body is quite handsome, with long hands and long legs, a slender and fair figure, big blue eyes, and pale golden hair, with a wavy feeling on the top of the head.

Standard small subject looks.

Something seems wrong...

No matter how handsome Nima is, there is P use!Grandpa doesn't hook up with girls!Not to mention hooking up with men here!

I sat down on the rock and took Sakata Gintoki from his waist. He was so strangled by the cloth strips that he refused to get into my arms.I squinted at him in displeasure: "What's the matter, before I wore a big-boobed beauty, I wanted to stay in my clothes every day, but now I despise him like this, I don't think there is any smell on my body, You are really picky."

Sakata Gintoki chuckled: "Are you still immersed in the world of 'Ouba likes flat-chested and brain-dead girls'? I advise you to wake up early. You must know that men have special feelings for breasts from the beginning of breastfeeding." Emotions, when you are a baby boy, you can only sleep peacefully on your mother's chest, and you have to die in your wife's arms to rest in peace when you are seventy or eighty. A woman without breasts is not a woman, especially now that you still have the same counting stick as me! "

Sakata Yinshi's voice suddenly rose, pointing at my nose and screaming: "Let Ah Yin have intimate contact with a man's tablet, unless you kill me!"

I grabbed him by the back of his waist and gasped for breath: "Really, no wonder you can't live without strawberry milk because of this, right? Hehe, I don't know who was created by me. Those who toss the third leg every day, can you still be humane——!!!!"

I was also really mad by him, and I was a little indiscriminate, and sure enough, Sakata Gintoki changed his face after saying this sentence, and threw himself on my face with a growl.Before I had time to react, he grabbed my cheek, and the tenderest and fattest piece of meat was grabbed by Sakata Gintoki. The more I grabbed his waist and pulled back, the more he pulled my face. Long, the pain made me grin my teeth.

What's wrong with the male god, his shrinking behavior has become childish, and he's heartbroken.

We were arguing, and a group of people passing by caught my attention.There were some guys in uniforms, and some wagons behind them.On it is... er, who is it.

I didn't care about Sakata Gintoki's noise, so I pulled him off his face so hard that his face turned red.

There were many people on the side of the road watching, and I followed them to watch, but I didn't know what was going on for a long time, so I decided to ask the locals to find out.A bearded man happened to be standing next to me, and I patted him on the shoulder: "What do they do?"

The man looked me up and down, probably seeing that I was well dressed, and the impatient expression on his face faded a bit: "He is a guy who joined the training regiment this year. After passing the training regiment's trial, he can go to the gendarmerie to be the king." guard." He glanced at me: "You don't look like a resident of Toros District, why are you here?"

The "shredded radish" area?I couldn't understand what Wai Guoren was saying, so it turns out that there is a fixed dress in another district... I couldn't help but twitched with him: "Yes, yes, I came from outside."

Then his eyes turned to contempt.

Damn, why do you despise me, the master is also the one who escaped from the mouth of the giant!I curled my lips and grabbed another kind-looking uncle and asked him, "I wonder if there are any empty houses nearby that no one wants?"

The uncle also showed a contemptuous expression, but he still explained to me: "At the beginning of the year, [-]% of the population was evicted because of the large population. Where can I find an empty house for you to live in?"

"Huh? Get out? Where are you going?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, if you don't have a place to live, go live in the underground street, or join the training regiment, don't dawdle here." The first uncle I spoke to suddenly pushed me out of the crowd.

He continued to look at me with a disdainful expression: "After you poor ghosts of Shiganshina came, our land has been reduced a lot, and you still have the face to dress so well."

I staggered back unpreparedly, leaning on the wall to barely stabilize my figure.

At this time, the attention of the people around us was attracted by our actions. What's ridiculous is that they actually showed the same hostile expression as that uncle.

As a promising young man with flesh and blood, brave and resourceful, who will never bow to evil forces, how can I remain indifferent to such a group of followers who are chasing after the wind and are about to attack!So I turned around and left.

Inhale deeply, exhale deeply - I am a person of quality, not their common knowledge.I believe Sakata Gintoki will also agree with my decision.

I poked Sakata Yin with my finger: "Right."

Sakata Gintoki glanced at me with a puzzled expression.

Sakata Gintoki failed to communicate with me, which made me feel very embarrassed. I coughed uncomfortably and said: "Ginshi-kun, tell me, should we go to the underground street they said, or to join the training regiment?" Woolen cloth."

I didn't wait for him to talk and continued to bala: "I think we should go to the underground street, join the army or something... This body looks like a weak scholar type who can't hold back the shoulders and lift the hands. Don't just let the zombies bite your head. Before that Your efforts will be in vain.”

Grandpa hasn't exchanged hands and feet yet.

"Do you know where the underground mall is?" Sakata Gintoki was so strangled that he finally compromised, commanding me to put him on my shoulders.

"Ask for directions... a living person can still be suffocated to death by urine."

"Then do you know what the underground street does? You plan to go there like this. I have to say, after you, a woman, become a man, you are much more courageous."

I choked on his phrase "becoming a man", and said with a flattering smile: "Children from poor families have already taken charge of the family...it's because of you!"

Sakata Gintoki said it was very useful.

After inquiring all the way, after being guided by a few people with ghostly expressions, we successfully arrived at the underground street in the "Luobosi" area. It looks like a subway entrance, surrounded by a circle of steps on three sides, extending down step by step. , really went underground.I squatted at the entrance and studied for a long time while holding Sakata Yinshi, and I deeply felt that living underground was much safer than on the ground.

"Actually, it looks... okay." If you ignore the black and red stains and various spray paints on the entrance wall.

"You can tell by the name that it's not a good place. Look at the people who asked me just now. Everyone who heard that they were going to the underground street showed a look of death. Maybe they will be arrested and moved to the 'little white powder'..."

"Wait, I'll go to the bathroom first." I was so scared by what Sakata Gintoki said that I felt like peeing.

I took off Sakata Yinshi and put it next to the stone to hide it. I found a hidden place and walked in.

It was often like this on Meteor Street. When there is no toilet, I just find a hidden place to solve it. I am quite used to it.Gintoki Sakata sighed, he should be used to it.So he took off his pants and was ready to launch.

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"what--!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What's wrong?!"

"Don't come in!!!" I squeezed my face with my hands and screamed, "Don't come in!!!!"

I fucking forgot that I was already a man... I lowered my head to look at the thing between my legs that had raised its head slightly, and I instantly felt that the blood on my face was going to my brain.

Woohoo, this...what to do with this thing, I've never squeezed it before!How to go to the toilet!Fuck, I've lived for 20 years and I can't even go to the toilet!

I leaned on the wall and squatted down slowly, the thing trembled a few times with my movements, so embarrassing that I almost peed on my pants.In order to avoid such a tragedy, I had no choice but to grab the waistband of my trousers and lift it up. Immediately, I strangled the thing and lifted it up. I was so scared that I almost fell back, so I screamed again.

Sakata Gintoki heard me screaming more and more miserable outside, so he was eager to come in, but I was severely rejected-why the hell should I live if he comes in.

So with tears in my eyes, I went to the most difficult toilet in my life.

In fact, there are many advantages to being a man. For example, if a man is a man, it is easier to defecate anywhere. After I get used to it, I can stand up and go to the toilet like others. After using the toilet, I don’t need toilet paper, just shake it twice.And I don't have to go through that tough once a month... I console myself so much.

Resolutely wiped a handful of tears and walked out, met Uesakata Gintoki's weird eyes - he must have thought of the twists and turns of the matter.

"Hey, keep talking about what happened just now." He saw that my face was getting worse, and he didn't hold on to the question just now: "Listen, Strawberry, if the situation is not good, I'll call one two three, and you Run quickly..."

"I can still run fast," I said with tears in the corners of my eyes, pretending to be self-confident: "Don't worry, I will try my best to escape then! I think I might actually have a talent for track and field!"

"Yoxi, let's go!"

"Ok!"

Sakata Gintoki sat on my shoulder, stroking my head with his little hand, and we headed for the dark underground street together.